After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car

When Lin Luo woke up, he was in a strange room, a strange bed, and a strange bed. Only the smell was familiar.

The cold cedar, abstinence and restrained.

But the owner of this taste, he is actually very showy.

Someone who was very embarrassed who was changing clothes in the cloakroom raised his eyebrows when he heard these words, and looked at himself in the mirror, who was in the mirror with his suit and buttons neatly tied to the top one. He felt that he was obviously abstinent and restrained. Synonymous with, at first glance is an honest gentleman.

Sao? Not at all.

He is just sultry.

The sultry Mr. Ji took care of the cufflinks slowly, while listening to the constant babble from the next door.

——Why am I here? Was my house haunted yesterday? After being haunted, I ran out of the house and forgot to bring the key. I went to Ji Chi’an’s house if I couldn’t go home. Then I waited for the property call on the sofa of Ji Chi’an’s house, and waited for Ji Chi’an’s bed? Take a peek, it's okay, the pants are still there. Touch it, eh? Why is the bed next to it warm?

Ji Chi'an laughed while listening. The little girl usually looks clean and nonsense. Why the mental activity is so happy, the brain circuit is still a bit strange.

Cute, think...

tease.

Ji Chian walked out of the cloakroom, knocked on the door of his bedroom symbolically, and then pushed in without waiting for Lin Luo to respond.

As soon as he entered a pillow flying in the sky, Ji Chian grabbed it quickly with his hands, and then threw it back, just hitting Lin Luo's face.

Lin Luo said, "Rogue!" Before he could scream out, he was pushed back, and then heard Ji Chian say: "This is my room. You broke in by yourself last night. I haven't said anything yet. Don’t sue the wicked first."

......

Lin Luo sighed inwardly, he was really a beast! Is she so uncontrollable in front of male sex? But she is not to blame. Who told Ji Chian last night just wore a bath towel and wandered around. Is she still a woman if she looks at such a figure and doesn't change her mind? I just don't know how far she was last night?

As he thought about it, his face went down, and he covered his face with a pillow.

Ji Chian leaned down, supported the bed with one hand, and pulled the pillow with the other, revealing her little red face, and said pretendingly, "Lin Luo, do you know what you did last night? ?"

Shook his head.

——Isn’t it a sleepwalker who has to go to his bed?

"Most of the night sleepwalking slams the door and wants to go to bed."

"..."

——Don’t even take off his clothes and have to touch his abdominal muscles?

"If you take my clothes off, you have to touch my abs."

"..."

——Don’t even hug him to sleep after touching it?

"I fell asleep holding me after touching it, and you scratch me as soon as I push you away."

"..." Lin Luo pursed her mouth with a guilty conscience, "General Manager Ji, I don't think this is very likely. You should be kidding?"

Ji Chian sneered, and stretched out his hand and started to unbutton his shirt. Lin Luo shrank back: "Mr. Ji...what are you going to do... early in the morning, the effect is not good. "

Ji Chian didn't answer her, but sneered while unbuttoning all the shirts, revealing the superior eight-pack abdominal muscles and several deep and shallow red marks on the abdominal muscles.

At first glance, it is the kind of red mark on a woman's nail scratching.

"Cough." Lin Luo coughed awkwardly, looked at the scene of the crime on Ji Chi'an, and turned his head stiffly, pretending that nothing happened.

After a pause, I felt really embarrassed and tried to remedy: "Wow! Mr. Ji, you are in good shape! You are the number one model in the world. You must be the world's number one model as a model, showing the hormonal charm of a mature man! Walking! The statue of David is you!"

Ji Chian listened with joy.

"+3"

——If you become a male underwear model and print his photos on the underwear box, you will definitely become the best seller of the season!

Ah.

"-5"

Last night's sense of confusion reappeared in Lin Luo's heart. This man is really getting more and more uncertain and moody. His points are jumping back and forth. Even such a rainbow fart is not easy to use, it is really difficult to serve.

Ji Chian saw that she was in a daze, and then found that he couldn't hear her in the ten or twenty seconds just now, so under what circumstances would his mind reading skills be blocked?

He needs to study this issue slowly.

The most urgent thing is to tease her for a while and make this morning afterwards a better one.

"So Lin Luo, you are so young like a wolf like a tiger?"

Ji Chian was still leaning over, his shirt and suit open, his tie loose, his body half-hidden, a sneer at the corners of his lips, and a joke in his eyes. He just looked at Lin Luo like that, making Lin Luo's face blush. .

"No...no, President Ji, don't talk nonsense."

——No, I’ve grown up so much, I haven’t talked about a relationship, I haven’t even pulled my hands and hands. The first kiss was to a person who was possessed by A Piao without consciousness. Isn’t it like a wolf and a tiger? After all, which girl is not Embrace. Spring.

"+5"

Very good, I have never been in love, I have not pulled my little hand, and the first kiss was given to him. Ji Chian was very satisfied, but seeing her **** red face, I couldn’t stop talking, "Nothing like a wolf Like a tiger? Not like a wolf like a tiger. Why did you mess around with me yesterday while holding me? If it wasn't because I was a real gentleman, do you think you can still get out of bed at this time?"

"I...I...you...huh..." Lin Luo was so shy that she was incoherent. Although she had no face and skin, she still had no face and skin. To such an extent, my brain made up for Ji Chi’an’s meaning, his face was so hot that he could steam buns, and finally managed to cheer up, organize the language, and tentatively said, "Ji, I didn’t sleep with you last night. Right?"

Ji Chi'an didn't answer, just gave her a "otherwise" expression.

Lin Luo suddenly wanted to die. She actually dared to be trivial with President Ji. When she was about to finish, she got up numbly and then knelt down on the soft quilt with a "plop": "Mr. Ji, I was wrong. Now, I am really unconscious, you forgive me."

After thinking about it, I felt wrong: "But Mr. Ji, why didn't you just throw me out, I think I really want to fight, you can still beat me."

Ji Chian straightened up and began to tie buttons one by one, with disdain: "I think it is common sense not to disturb patients with sleepwalking."

"Oh, that seems to be the case." Lin Luo felt that although Ji Chian was fierce, it was not so bad. At least considering her physical and mental health, she chose to sacrifice her sleep quality, and she couldn't help but feel a little bit in her heart. Moving.

Of course, what she didn’t know was that the truth was that Ji Chi’an took her to the bed and slept with him last night, and she had to hug his waist. She was confused and too hot, unwilling, and wanted to run. , He stubbornly held on, she was even more unwilling, so she scratched him a few times, but Ji Chian kept pressing unreasonably until she was completely unconscious and fell asleep, and the two of them fell asleep under the blanket. Overnight.

Ji Chian has always had a very light sleep, and has never slept with others, but smelling the sweet scent of the girl around him, feeling her soft embrace, he slept exceptionally well this night, which he has never had in many years. The satisfaction.

Sure enough, Lu Shaoxing was right. He should have found a girlfriend long ago, and this feeling is indeed wonderful.

It's a pity that Lin Luo appeared too late. If he appeared a few years earlier, before he was 20 years old, he might be more gentle now, instead of the fierce edge of the king.

Ji Chian thought, if he met Lin Luo when he was 20 years old, how would he chase this little girl, would he be as young and young as a teenager, ignorant and direct, thinking about it, but suddenly thought of an incredible thing.

It seems that when he was twenty, Lin Luo was only thirteen or fourteen.

Break the law.

Ji Chian's mood suddenly became a little bit complicated. It can only be said that Lin Luo appeared just right.

But then again, it doesn't matter whether it is early or late, it is his own.

Lin Luo was still immersed in the shame of being sleepwalking in the middle of the night as a gangster. After a while, he suddenly remembered something, raised his head, looked at Ji Chi'an, who had been restored to order, and asked: "Ji Chi, what day is today? what?"

"on Monday."

"What time is it?"

"Ten o'clock."

"Are we late for work?"

"To be precise, you are late, because I don't exist late."

"..." Lin Luo felt that what he said was reasonable, "Then you will deduct my salary?"

"Yes." Definitely, without hesitation.

Lin Luo's expression was not angry at all. He smiled softly and understandingly, with a sweet voice: "Mr Ji is really a good leader with a clear and upright public and private. That's how he manages a company. Mr. Ji is really good."

Oh, the wicked exploiting class, Ji Grande Peking. Chi An.

"-1"

......

Lin Luo realized that she really didn’t understand the rules of adding and subtracting points. Sometimes she didn’t do anything, the points swelled up, and sometimes the rainbow blew up and the points rushed, she didn’t ask. I went through the system, but the answer I got was "There are unknown factors that affect the emotional value of the target, and it has nothing to do with this program. The host can be a little buddhist."

Lin Luo felt that everything had gone wrong since he moved into Jiang Chen's haunted house. Feng Shui is very important, so let's get up and find a master to exorcise ghosts.

As soon as he got out of bed, the doorbell of Ji Chi'an's house rang. As soon as the door opened, Jiang Chen came in carrying a large bag of things. As soon as he came in, he just hit Lin Luo and walked out of Ji Chi'an's room.

His hair was messy, his face was sullen, his large sweater was loose, his bottom was missing, his two slender legs were dangling brightly, and his little white feet stepped on Ji Chian's exclusive big slippers.

Jiang Chen closed his eyes in despair. Why did he bump into such things every time? If this continues, either Lin Luo will help the body, or he will be killed.

He turned around consciously and put out breakfast in silence.

Lin Luo also felt a little embarrassed. He looked down, and then stuffed the large sweater into the waist of one-foot-eight trousers. He looked very happy, like an inflated little lantern, silently defending her and Ji Chi. Ann really just slept in a bed, did nothing, did not take off his pants, innocent.

Then I hid in the bathroom to wash, originally only planning to wipe two hastily, but found that a brand-new toothbrush, cup and towel were already placed on the sink.

Lin Luo was squeezing toothpaste locally, feeling a little bit in his heart, this person is very careful and considerate, he is really a cute little boss.

"+5"

Jiang Chen looked at his cold-faced president suddenly with a weird and gentle smile, shaking a little.

Ji Chian sat down at the dining table, his thumb and index finger pinched the porcelain-white spoon handle, stirring the seafood porridge Jiang Chen bought one after another, and opened his mouth leisurely: "Jiang Chen, your house is getting more and more haunted. It's serious, do you know? Do you know how much noise happened last night? Just rented the house to Lin Luo and interrupted my rest. Don't you think you did something very inappropriate?"

"..." Jiang Beiguo Chen, "Mr. Ji is right. It's all my fault. I shouldn't do this. I will return the rent to Lin Luo."

Ji Chian paused while holding the spoon, and gave Jiang Chen a cold glance.

Jiang Chen understood: "No! The corporate culture of Jiahe Group is to stick to the spirit of the contract! The spirit of the contract is the most important. How can I get back after signing the contract? I will contact Master Zhang to exorcise ghosts and complete the after-sales work!"

Lin Luo, who was brushing her teeth, heard this conversation and swallowed a mouthful of toothpaste foam. In fact, she didn’t care about the spirit of the contract so much. She wanted to check out. But as Ji Chi’an’s secretary, she would suffer if she didn’t implement the corporate culture. Do you feel good?

Forget it, if you can't retreat, you can pull it down. She will get a month before she gets close to the water platform. She continues to brush up on her favors, and everything will be resolved when she goes home.

He wiped his face, walked out of the bathroom, and naturally sat next to Ji Chi'an and started eating breakfast.

I came here a week ago. Lin Luo got used to it, and Ji Chian got used to it. Only Jiang Chen was not used to it. Why was Lin Luo so courageous to put all the things he didn’t eat onto the plate in front of President Ji. ! If Mr. Ji is such a clean person, Lin Luo will die!

Then Jiang Chen saw Mr. Ji naturally pick up the shrimp dumplings that Lin Luo put aside with disgust and put them into his mouth.

Jiang Chen suddenly felt that he seemed to have had a bite of dog food early in the morning, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he silently wrote down: The lady boss in the future does not like to eat shrimp dumplings.

After breakfast, the property provided a door-opening service. Lin Luo was finally able to go home. He was about to go back and change into professional attire. However, Ji Chian called him to a stop: "Today you are off, Jiang Chen will help you handle it. For family matters, you don’t need to make up or take care of your hair later."

"Huh?" Lin Luo looked blank.

Ji Chian glanced at her lazily, and said casually: "The last time I told you about Director Li Sen, I will go to the makeup audition today."

Lin Luo remembered this, but was still a little surprised: "Is it so sudden? I'm not ready."

"Otherwise, what do you think you can prepare? Is it a three-day acting crash course or a hyaluronic acid?"

"Will you always accompany me that season?"

"Otherwise, do you think you can handle it alone?" Ji Chi'an's tone was as lazy and indifferent as before, sounding like a mockery, but what he thought in his heart was, how could he not go, Xiaoyemao go to everyone. No matter what, I have to support the field, let those who are not long-eyed Erha have a long memory.

Lin Luo only heard his ridicule, rubbed his nose, and turned around to go out. Ji Chian caught her screaming but daring not to speak, smiled and turned on the Bluetooth headset.

He just wanted to turn off the earphones when he was alone with her, because her mental activity was so cute that he couldn’t stop it, she had a little bit of abdomen, but there was no dark and dirty, like a little princess who had never suffered since childhood. There is no gloom after her family is broken, but he wants to spoil her even more.

As for the other people's voices, they were too noisy, noisy and unpleasant, and annoying headaches.

Although Lin Luo did not answer Ji Chian’s ironic question just now, deep down in her heart, she still wanted to sign up for a three-day acting crash course. After all, how could her acting skills crush Qi Hua, who had just taken a look, to get the role? ? In fact, she doesn't have much interest in the show business. First, she just wants to earn extra money. Second, she wants to get revenge on Qi Hua, but if she can't get revenge, she will be beaten in the face by a vicious female partner. ?

Lin Luo felt a headache while taking a shower, unless she played a pure vase role, otherwise she really had no chance of winning.

Being anxious, a familiar mechanical sound suddenly rang in my mind:

"Still worrying about your child's education? Are you still worrying about your own future? The book-sharing system skills training class is hotly launched. It is sold for a limited time. No 998, no 888. You can bring your skills home as long as 99 points. Well, friends, don’t lose at the starting line, choose to believe in us and create a miracle for the future!"

.......

"How many points do I have now?"

"26."

"Then...maybe a loan?"

The author has something to say: Today, because of the thousand-character income list, the update has been postponed. Please forgive me, the little cuties.

Starting at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, the recovery day will be 9000, and occasionally the three-dimensional event will be 6,000, and it will continue to be updated.

Today Dongdong encountered something unhappy, and I want to hear you say that you love me three thousand times!

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