After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car

The father-son war between Ji Chian and Ji Chuzero.

At the beginning of the season, the fifth birthday is this year.

Ji Chian's thirty-ninth birthday this year.

Ji Chuling feels that his father is an old man, shamelessly rob his mother from him every day.

Ji Chian felt that Ji Chuling was a bastard, and every day he shamelessly robbed his wife.

Ji Chuling felt that his father had nothing worthy of his mother except for giving birth to him.

Ji Chian felt that his son was his son, nothing satisfied him.

Lin Luo looked at the big and the small and the two similar faces exasperated each other, feeling the brain hurt.

Ji Chuan looks very similar to Ji Chian. Everyone can recognize Ji Chian when he was lost at the airport. The only difference is that Ji Chian has sharp edges and corners, his mandible lines are firm and deep, and his temperament is deep and abstinent. , I am not angry and prestigious, but Ji Chuling's face has only two white tender and soft flesh, one poke a small nest, as for the bones, I'm sorry, the child has no bones, only meat.

When he is happy, he is soft, and when he is angry, he is mad. Anyway, it is always toot. It is very cute. Everyone wants to pinch his paws. His popularity surpasses his national husband.

However, the beginning of the season is very unhappy. He thinks that men should not be cute, men should be masculine. The reason why he loses to his father in the war against his mother is because these two pieces of meat restrict his man. charm.

He watched his dad's long arms wrapped around his mother and stuffed it into the room, then turned back and gave him a provocative look, his face trembling with anger.

"Mom should accompany me to bed tonight! Dad, you don't make sense!" Ji Chuqi was about to go inside and vowed to take her mother back.

Ji Chian stretched out a hand in disgust and relaxed his head: "Goodbye, Mom and Dad are preparing gifts for you."

Ji Chu Ling raised his head suspiciously: "What gift?"

"Don't you want a sister like Lin Tuantuan?"

At the beginning of the season, he nodded, yes, he wants a little sister who is so good, white, round, soft, sweet and sweet, but what does this have to do with robbing his mother?

His father smiled: "Your mother and I are helping you find your sister. No matter how ignorant you are, your sister will be gone."

At the beginning of the season, Zero was ignorant, the little head of the melon seeds did not turn around for a long time, only saw a pillow flying towards his father, and then he scolded: "Ji Chian, what are you shameless talking nonsense in front of the child? ?"

Then he saw his super invincible and best-looking mother in the world walked to the door and picked him up, gave him a stern look at his father and escorted him back to the room.

Ji Chuling lay on his mother's shoulder, smelling the fragrance of her mother's body, and making a very ugly face at his father.

His mother was really gentle. She gently put him on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and kissed his little cheek. His mother was fragrant and soft. Ji Chuling reached out and grabbed the corner of his mother's clothes. , Said in a milky voice that he never used normally: "I want my mother to sleep with me."

His mother has always been soft-hearted, and she was so heartbroken by her good-looking and well-behaved dear son's yelling, so she lifted the corner of the quilt and prepared to retract into the quilt to sleep with her cute little.

At the beginning of the season, Zero was so happy to fly.

But just as Mom stretched in a leg, she was hugged by a big long arm.

Ji Chuling recognized that arm. He raised his head angrily. Sure enough, his father took his mother away again, frowning and said to him: "Have I taught you, a man, you must learn to be independent and not stick to it every day. Mother, otherwise, you will have nothing to do in the future, and you won't be able to ask your wife."

At the beginning of the season, Li Qi became a pufferfish, with a puffed face and a mouth closed, looking at his dad fiercely, because he was so wronged, his eyes were a little red.

His mother was so distressed when she saw this, she pushed his father away and came up and hugged him. While holding him, he said to his father, "How old is he, just say this." , Interesting and boring, how old are you, fighting with children every day, shameless?"

Ji Chuling secretly agreed, yes, shameless?

However, Jiang is still hot. The age of the season zero and his mother are not as old as his dad. His dad is holding his chest and leaning on the door frame, making serious nonsense: "At the beginning of the season, you are five years old. , You are also a mature man with a car, a house, a brand-name bag and a sweetheart. Let Xiao Tuantuan know that you are still a coward who dare not sleep alone or a slug who sticks to your mother. Will she still admire you? Man, only since childhood Only by independence can you become strong, otherwise you will have nothing if you are eighteen years old and I will no longer support you."

The beginning of the season zero: ...My father said so and it makes sense.

"There is still falling, educating children not to be used to him, not to be too spoiled, otherwise the boy will be pampered, how can he carry a piece of the world by himself in the future? I will be forty next year, and he won’t be independent soon. I’m still in my seventies and I’m still holding it to him? And haven’t you caught a cold recently? What should I do if I spread it to Xiao Ling? The child’s body is very squeamish.

Lin Luo: ......My husband made a lot of sense.

So inexplicably, Ji Chuling watched his mother go with his father when he got it, and he dared not speak.

Because he was not as tall as his father's legs, he couldn't beat his father. Last time he wanted to bite his father, but he bit his watch and broke a baby tooth. The pain and shame he was unforgettable.

And if he provokes his dad to get angry, he doesn't have Burberrymini windbreaker, Lvmini small school bag, hermesmini small silk scarf, super delicious chocolates and small race cars, and of course there is no pocket money.

It is true that he is not such a superficial person at the beginning of the season and will not be moved by foreign objects, but if he does not have these coercive equipment, how can he make Xiao Tuantuan happy at Uncle Lin Yuan’s house, Xiao Tuantuan is the only one who admits his masculine charm The person, can't lose fan in front of her.

Ji Chuling watched his dad bring the door of unreasonable feelings, thinking that his gentle and beautiful mother could not sleep with him, his nose was sour and tears would fall.

It’s been sixteen days this month, and he snatched his mother three times. He also wanted to hug his mother to sleep with him, but his father was thirty-four years older than him, more than seventy centimeters taller, and could hold him three hundred. With a 60-degree rotation and super possessive, he really couldn't get it.

At the beginning of the season, Ling smoked his nose and clenched his small fist severely. No, he must find a way.

The opportunity came soon.

Early the next morning, his father had to go to work to make money for him and his mother, so there was only a lazy mother and a good baby who got up early.

At the beginning of the season, Zero moved a small bench to the front of the Nakajima in the kitchen, then stepped on it, looking at the large and small bottles and cans on the Nakajima, lost in thought.

He wanted to make breakfast for his mother, but he found that breakfast seemed a bit difficult to make. Except for the baby milk powder he drank every day, he couldn't tell which jar was which jar, what if it was something that could not be given to mother. ?

Forget it, just give mom a baby milk powder. If the baby can drink it, then the mom can drink it too.

He took the small cup, opened the milk powder can with his teeth, scooped two spoons of milk powder as his mother usually did, and added two spoons of sugar, and then carefully climbed down the stool with the small cup and walked to the water dispenser. After receiving the hot water, I started stirring like my mother.

Phew, delicious milk.

Ji Chuling, who had not eaten breakfast, felt a little hungry and his stomach was grunting, but Ji Chuling licked his lips and held back. No, this is breakfast for my mother and I can’t drink it.

He took the small cup and walked to his mother's room, put the cup on the ground, twisted the doorknob with both hands, then bent down and took the small cup, and walked in tiptoe.

Mom seems to be still sleeping.

Ji Chuling gently put the milk on the bedside table, then squatted by the bed and looked at his mother with a small face. Her mother was so gentle and beautiful. He couldn't bear to wake her up, but he still had to wake her up because he remembered Dad said that my mother had a bad stomach, and she would get sick if she slept in and didn't eat breakfast every day.

Dad seemed to be very busy today, and he left before he even had time to comb his hair, so he didn't have time to take care of his mother, then this responsibility fell on him at the beginning of the season.

Ji Chuling stretched out his little meaty hand and poked his mother: "Mom, get up to eat."

Mother frowned, nothing happened.

At the beginning of the season, zero poked again, but his mother still ignored him.

Ji Chuling put his two little hands on his mother's face and wanted to rub her up, but found out how hot her mother was. He had just held the hot cup in his hand and still felt that his mother's face was hot.

He remembers that when he was sick last time, his father told him that he was very sick and he should go to the hospital.

He remembered yesterday that his father said that his mother had a cold.

Mother frowned as if she was uncomfortable.

Ji Chuling felt that his mother should be suffering from a serious illness. He panicked instantly, tears welled up in his eyes, and whimpered and called: "Mom, mom."

Mother still frowned, without much reaction.

He remembered his father told him that he would call 120 when he was sick or when he met someone who was sick.

He wiped his tears, found his mother’s cell phone and dialed 120, and choked up: "Hey, auntie, my mother is sick. My father is not here. Come and save my mother, oh, save my mother. My family in……"

The aunt is very gentle, telling him they will come right away, and tell him not to cry, don’t worry, but Ji Chuling waited for a full three minutes, and the ambulance hasn’t arrived yet. He thinks the adults’ actions are all a lie right away, they certainly won’t. Come to save mom.

Ji Chuling touched her mother's hot face, and cried out with a "wow": "Mom, don't get sick, woohoo, Xiaoling back you to the hospital."

Two little hands labored to support his mother, trying to follow her father's mother to carry her up, but he was too small and too short, to no avail, could not move, Ji Chuling cried again, why hasn't he grown up yet? As old as my father, why can't he carry his mother and hold his mother.

Um, dad, yes, find dad, dad can protect mom and call dad.

"Dad, oh oh oh, dad, oh oh, Xiao Ling is afraid."

"Baby, be good, what's the matter, tell Dad, don't cry a man."

"Mom, oooo, mom is sick, she's so hot, the aunt said to come right away, but she lied to me, she hasn't come yet, oooo, I can't carry my mother, what should I do, dad, oooooo Woo."

"Dad will be back soon. Jiang Chen, turn around immediately."

"But President Ji, this meeting..."

"Turn around now."

"Uuuuuuuuuu..."

When Ji Chuling heard his father's voice, he finally cried with confidence.

On that day, at the beginning of the season, Zero was rarely praised by his father.

Mom fell asleep in the hospital bed, his father was standing in the corridor holding his hand, two figures, one large and one small, guarding the ward.

His father said: "You did a good job today. You must always care about your mother, protect your mother, and find your father when you encounter unsolvable problems.

At the beginning of the season, Zero nodded shyly.

"At the beginning of the season, Dad will get old too. If Dad gets old and doesn’t have enough strength, you will have to protect mom in the future, so you have to grow up quickly, you know? You have to grow up before Dad gets old. ."

"Ok."

At the beginning of the season, Zero nodded fiercely.

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