But no matter what, Zeng Sanshui thought that Lu Ye packed the lamp for him, and he thought he was beautiful.

When I turn around and show my old mother, it will also make her beautiful.

Lu Ye glanced at the sky, "The dining hall is just below, and meals will be served before the hour, general, please do what you want."

Zeng Sanshui waved his hand, "Alright, you can do what you want, and I didn't expect you to treat me well."

It's really not nice to say this.

Lu Ye pretended not to hear and left the room.

As soon as he left, Zeng Sanshui was poking around the room, fiddling with the lights.

Turn it on, turn it off, turn it on, repeat...it's a lot of fun.

Lu Ye and a group of soldiers stood downstairs, and they couldn't help laughing when they saw that every room in the building was flickering, as if they were playing disco.

Zeng Sanshui had had enough of playing with the electric lights, and when he entered the bathroom, he was startled by the clear big man on the mirror.

He closed the door in a blink of an eye, then braved up again, and went back to take a look.

When he found that the mirror was too bright and too clear, he couldn't help exclaiming: "My mother, how did they get a mirror, this is the first time I see myself like this."

He touched left and right, and couldn't help sighing, just like this, southern Xinjiang is still an uncivilized land?

Just sell the lamps and mirrors, and there will be plenty of money.

He turned around and looked inside, and there were two strange pots, one big and one small.

The younger one still has water, he doesn't want to be treated like a bumpkin.

After thinking about it for a long time, "This should be a toilet, right?"

"Why doesn't this toilet seem to be broken?"

He saw towels, paper towels, razors, soap, shampoo, disposable underwear and other common hotel items on the wall.

Zeng Sanshui really couldn't figure it out, and besides, he wanted to shit.

Then he opened the door and called the officers and soldiers guarding the corridor, "Hey, come here."

When the soldiers came over, Zeng Sanshui pretended to be calm and asked, "Is that a toilet over there?"

The soldier nodded, "Yes." Thinking of Lu Ye's instructions, he said carefully, "The general urinates here, press this, and the water will wash away."

Zeng Sanshui was startled, "What? What did you say to wash away?"

The soldier was a little puzzled, "Piss!"

Zeng Sanshui raised eyebrows anxiously, "Where is the pee?"

The soldier touched his head: "Where is the urine?"

Zeng Sanshui muttered: "Chickens talk to ducks, chickens talk to ducks!" After a few breaths of relief, he asked again, "How do you wash away the urine?"

The soldier suddenly realized, and said as it should, "Just press here."

As soon as he operated, the sound of "crashing" water suddenly sounded from the toilet, Zeng Sanshui looked surprised, "How did the water come out from here?"

Soldiers finally became smarter.

"Because there are designed pipes in the house, water can come out of the pipes, and if you press the toilet, it will come out naturally."

Zeng Sanshui couldn't help being shocked, this fucking design is too good.

For a moment, I was not sure if I came from Southern Xinjiang.

He pinched himself hard, it hurt!

Not dreaming.

The people in southern Xinjiang are geniuses who are evil and crooked.

Zeng Sanshui held back his urine and asked, "What is that thing for?"

He didn't feel ashamed any more, probably, people already knew that Ling Guo had nothing left.

The soldier said: "This is a bathtub for taking a bath. If the general wants to take a bath, I can run water for you. If you want to take a shower, there is a shower next to it."

Zeng Sanshui never felt that he had so many problems, "How do you use this nozzle?"

The soldier took down the nozzle, adjusted the water temperature, and said to him, "The left side is hot water, and the right side is cold water. You can adjust the water temperature. It is best not to wash for too long. There are too many people using water in the boiler room, and the water may suddenly stop."

He can understand every word, but when combined together, he can't understand it.

"This thing can also adjust the water temperature?"

"How can the hot and cold water come out together?"

The soldier was overwhelmed by the question, "We didn't know this until we used it." The redundant explanation was gone.

When it comes to professional knowledge, he is just an ordinary logistics soldier, so he really doesn't understand.

Seeing that he didn't understand, Zeng Sanshui asked another question, "Then why put a roll of paper here?"

The soldier said again as a matter of course, "Of course it works."

Zeng Sanshui gritted his teeth, "I asked how to use it?"

The soldier was so frightened that he almost pulled out his gun, but fortunately he didn't have a gun on his body, "It's just for wiping your hands and going to the toilet?"

Zeng Sanshui's eyes widened instantly, "Is it for going to the toilet?"

The soldier nodded cautiously, "Yes."

Zeng Sanshui exclaimed again, "My mother, you really know how to enjoy!"

I'm afraid Chu Shixiong has never enjoyed it so much.

Because of the functions of the toilet, bathtub, and shower, Zeng Sanshui became very curious about this small, exotic hotel room.

From electric lights, bathtubs, to soap razors, and disposable underwear, I have experienced everything.

Zeng Sanshui was lying on the bed refreshed, feeling like he hadn't regarded himself as a human being in the past ten years.

He couldn't help but grabbed the dry-mouthed little soldier and asked, "Are all the houses in southern Xinjiang like this?"

Xiaobing replied hoarsely, "It's not all like that."

Zeng Sanshui breathed a sigh of relief, and he said, how could all the houses be built so well.

For the sake of face, the empress of Xiaoyao Kingdom must have spent a lot of money to make this place well, waiting for their envoys to visit, so as to win the favor of Emperor Linghui.

Xiaobing didn't know what he was laughing at. He glanced at the sky and reminded him, "Does the general not need meals? We don't have meals in the cafeteria here when the sun is over."

Zeng Sanshui was also hungry. Seeing that he had done his duty for so long and worked hard, he took out his wallet and rewarded him with two silver coins, "Take it to buy wine."

Xiao Bing said honestly, "We have strict discipline and cannot accept money. If it is found out, I will not be a soldier." He also said: "Also, in our Xiaoyao Country, silver is not a common currency and cannot be spent. .”

Zeng Sanshui was dumbfounded, "What, you can't spend money, what are you spending?"

Xiao Bing took out a few banknotes from his pocket, "We use banknotes and gold."

Zeng Sanshui curled his lips, "Then just exchange silver for gold."

Xiao Bing said, "Then you have to change the general first before you can use it in Xiaoyao Kingdom. Otherwise, when you leave, you won't be able to buy anything you want."

Zeng Sanshui was startled, "Then who do I go to change?"

He really had a premonition that he would not be able to spend the money after going to Xiaoyao Kingdom with the money.

Xiao Bing said, "We have to ask General Lu about this."

Zeng Sanshui wrote this down first, and went to the cafeteria downstairs to eat.

I thought it would be bad if there were no specially arranged meals, but I didn't expect that there were all kinds of delicacies, fruits and desserts.

Everyone distributed a plate, and Zeng Sanshui could fill it with whatever he wanted.

Looking at the golden abalone in the pot, Zeng Sanshui couldn't help questioning, "Do you usually eat these?"

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