Alice's Dream Club

Alice has always been a man of one word, as evidenced by the previous saying that eating raw fugu makes sushi, so it is no surprise that Lynch's supper in bed is hot paraquat and homemade donuts.

There is a layer of white icing on the top of the donut, and it is not difficult to identify it a little bit. It is not difficult to detect that it is a powder made from kaempferen potassium granules, and the smell of bitter almonds is too strong.

Naturally, Lynch appreciated Alice's kindness. Considering the consequences of denying her face that she might not be able to sleep well tonight, Lynch finally enjoyed it.

Don't tell me, Alice is quite powerful, and paraquat can taste sweet.

"Paraquat is not allowed to be sold, so I replaced it with glyphosate." Seeing that Lynch's food was delicious, Alice explained in a calm tone.

Lynch: "..."

Regardless of whether the difference between glyphosate and paraquat lies in the sweet taste, Lynch was forcibly pulled out of bed by Alice early the next morning.

Lynch is very thankful that he didn't sleep naked. Of course, it may be that he took two highly toxic substances at the same time yesterday, which was too powerful. He may have died for about ten seconds, so he forgot to take off his clothes. Anyway, the quilt was lifted It's not time to be "honest" with Alice.

He woke up in a hurry in the early morning, and Lynch immediately thought that the business was on the doorstep.

The worst thing was that Queen Elizabeth II squatted at the door and shivered.

But in fact, Lynch himself didn't believe the reason why Alice called him so anxiously.

"Soymilk should be drunk while it's hot. I remember the master said that you also like to make deep-fried dough sticks with it."

"..."

Lynch looked at the bowl of steaming soy milk on the dining car, and held back for a long time before he could say a word from his throat.

"Is there any sugar..."

"I put the salt." Alice smiled very sweetly.

"It's better to put arsenic!"

Resisting the urge to pinch her mouth and pour her down, Lynch persuaded himself to take a sip with the idea that "arsenic is better than anything else".

After drinking the warm soy milk, the aftertaste of sugar between the lips and teeth and the smile on Alice's face told Lynch that he was being tricked again.

Without waiting for Lynch to explode, Alice suddenly clapped her fists and said, "But as you guessed, Boss, Queen Elizabeth II has been squatting at the entrance of the club all night. Do you need to bring her in?"

Lynch took a sip of soy milk and sprayed it on Alice's face.

It wasn't because Alice had tricked him twice in a row early in the morning, but because he suddenly doubted whether it was the right decision to keep Queen Elizabeth II by Alice's side.

Vampires... probably won't be so easy to be tossed and broken...

Thinking of a beautiful blood girl who was lonely outside the door and might even be crying, Lynch ate three deep-fried dough sticks with great appetite.

Seeing this, the smile on Alice's face suddenly disappeared.

"Master, are you really not guilty of eating my share?"

At that time, Lynch was astonished by this statement: "Absolutely, I thought you didn't need to eat..."

"Then how do you think I replenish energy?"

Lynch thought for a while, and then tentatively replied, "...charge?"

When Alice left Lynch's room, the scene in the room can only be described as tragic. Simply put, you don't know how many ways Lynch enjoyed in the few minutes just now.

After crawling back from the endless abyss of death, Lynch packed his clothes and came to the hall.

When he arrived at the hall, he accidentally found a three-way latch under Alice's skirt. When he met Lynch's sight, the latch was deliberately tilted up, and he tried to lock it with the middle one. I gestured for the meaning of vertical middle finger.

Lynch: "..." As expected of Alice.

Lynch originally wanted to tease the three-way latch, but Alice didn't give him the chance.

She went straight to the gate, opened it, and there was a shivering figure squatting on the steps. It stands to reason that even in summer nights, she would not be shivering from the cold. Fortunately, Queen Elizabeth II has a straightforward temperament, or She really couldn't bear the pain she had suffered all night, and when she sensed that the door was opened, she got up decisively and swooped down, hugging Lynch's thigh precisely.

"Help, help, big brother..."

"Do you need a blanket?" Alice conjured a blanket from behind, probably because she was worried about whether the second king had a fever. "If you are sick, the club has some medicines."

"No, no," Queen Elizabeth II sniffled vigorously, as if she was very moved by Alice's concern, "I just starved all night and sweated in a panic. I know the club is not a charity, but it's a deal. For the sake of people, can you give me a bite..."

Lynch almost kicked her out for this reason.

Inviting this half-vampire who had been a club item for a hundred years into the house, Alice went straight to the kitchen to make her breakfast.

Taking this opportunity, Lynch planned to tell her what happened last night.

"...Ah? You said... Someone has already regarded me as the most precious treasure as a bargaining chip with you... No, you have traded?" After listening to Lynch's brief introduction, Queen Elizabeth II was a little dazed. "And trading merchandise or working at the club for a hundred years?"

Lynch nodded: "I know you are questioning whether this is a violation of the rules, and I can tell you clearly that in terms of evaluation..."

Eloquently explaining the difference in evaluation and the trade-off in priority of the two transactions to Elizabeth II, at the same time, Lynch was also observing her reaction after learning of these results.

Generally speaking, no one would be happy to encounter such unfair treatment, but Queen Elizabeth II did not show much emotion.

She just put her head down in thought until her stomach rumbled like thunder.

"Hey...Sorry, sorry..." Elizabeth II laughed, "So in summary, my business is the same as the other one in terms of results, and the price is higher, so the one-hundred-year job The above is to give priority to another transaction, right?"

Lynch nodded.

"That is to say, I can eat and drink openly now?"

Wen Yan was taken aback for a moment, then continued to nod stiffly.

"Although I don't know why that person takes care of me as an orphan, but if I have the opportunity to meet that person, I will definitely thank him!"

"Aren't you curious about the identity of the person who traded with you?" Lynch asked softly.

"I'm curious, but I'm not a member of the club now." Elizabeth II smiled, and that hearty smile seemed to be able to dispel the depression in the hearts of people around him, "Rules are rules, boss, don't tell me , sooner or later, I will find out by myself.”

At this point, Lynch was finally happy.

This girl has a big heart, even if she is punished by Alice, she shouldn't hold grudges like her.

"Master, it is very rude to slander your own servants in your heart."

"Fuck..." Lynch jumped when Alice suddenly appeared.

Let Queen Elizabeth II eat the meal prepared by Alice, and he dragged the latter to the bar.

"I think it's better to take some time to investigate. The situation that Elizabeth II knows is completely parallel to the situation she is in. I can be sure that she didn't lie just now, so her identity..."

"I keep saying that I'm afraid of trouble, but I'm still so caring." Alice rolled her eyes at her boss, and then smiled faintly, "It really is the wrong master."

"Oh, the food that Alice cooks is super delicious."

Before Alice had an attack, Queen Elizabeth II let out an exclamation very cooperatively.

"Why is it all garlic!"

"That's all that's left, whether you like it or not." Alice stared at the source of her complaint, and Queen Elizabeth II immediately shrank her neck and said nothing.

Years of experience in the outside world and her intuition as a vampire told her that compared to the boss, that servant was the one who really couldn't be provoked.

"After you have arranged her place to stay, we will lock her in the room and go out to see the situation first."

Looking at Queen Elizabeth II who was devoting herself to eating, Lynch made a decision in an instant.