Alice's Dream Club

"Don't you want to come out yet?"

"yes."

Facing Alice's sight, Lynch turned over from inside the fence and jumped to the first floor. Multiple fractures gave Lynch enough experience in jumping from buildings. Lie directly on the floor.

Don't tell me, the ribs are not broken visually!

Alice was familiar with Lynch's usual nonsense. She shook her head and sighed. She dragged Lynch to the sofa and patted his chest lightly.

"Hiss...how many?"

"Four," Alice replied.

"That's better than last time. Last time I broke six pieces, an improvement of 15%."

After thinking about it, Alice sighed softly: "Master, you are really good at mathematics."

I don't know whether Alice is boasting or hurting.

"Speaking of which, the Second Prince locked herself up because she has been fishing for too long and the deadline has come. She has locked herself up for six days. Do you owe that much?"

"You don't understand," Lynch patted Alice's head, and the latter almost chopped off his hand at that time, "Although I haven't written a novel, as far as I know, ordinary novels are It needs to be updated quantitatively every day, either to guarantee a minimum of three or four thousand or at least two thousand words. Calculated based on the time of a whole month, even if it is two thousand parties, it will still have 60,000 words.

"Then it has to be considered the idea of ​​the story, the echo of the context, the arc of the characters, the reversal of the plot nodes, etc...

"It's all compressed in a few days. Players who are not typewriters basically either die suddenly and lose their full attendance, or force themselves to finish writing and not finish writing, so it takes a long time. Excuse me."

After being educated for a while, Alice nodded clearly: "But what the second king wrote is a manuscript from a magazine."

Hearing this, the corner of Lynch's mouth twitched suddenly: "...Really?"

"Really," Alice nodded earnestly and avoided Lynch's claws, "and she has been in seclusion for a week without eating or drinking. I'm a little worried that she will die in the room."

Alice's worry is definitely not a feigned sympathy for cats and mice. It can be seen that she is really worried about whether the Second King will starve to death-her wire tail has started to rip the floor quickly.

Worrying about the food, clothing and daily life of the Second King means that Alice has accepted this "resident" from the bottom of her heart. If she is just a passerby, she will not care about the other person's life or death.

"What's the matter, the old lady's attributes exploded, what's the shortcoming if there is one less person to take care of?"

"It's not an old lady." After glaring at Lynch, Alice poured him a cup of tea and continued, "It's really a bit empty without a job, but it's not mainly because of this."

"What's that?" Lynch took a sip of his tea, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, I see, I haven't had a fight with her for a week, have I?"

"What! If she didn't provoke me on purpose, I wouldn't bother to talk to her!"

Alice stood up and lightly held the hand against the rubbish left by Mu Xinyi. Suddenly, the rubbish turned into nothingness, as if it had never appeared before.

"I'm worried that she'll starve to death inside..." Looking up at the hanging terrace on the second floor, Alice's eyes were full of distress, "It's so difficult to die inside... and it's hard to think about it." Ominous……"

"puff--!"

After coughing hard for a while, Lynch stared at Alice: "Are you worried about the trouble of collecting the corpse!?"

"Correct me," Alice said sternly, "cleaning up the room is troublesome and unlucky."

Lynch: "..."

Alice can be said to have proved the eternal truth with practical thoughts: ordinary people really can't figure out a woman's mind.

Especially a girl like Alice whose whole body is in a fog.

Since Alice is worried about this happening, it is indeed possible to achieve this tragedy in six days. Regardless of whether the second generation has finished the manuscript, Lynch has to open the door to see the situation.

When he and Alice came to the door of the Second King's bedroom, Lynch first sniffed hard at the crack of the door.

Turning his head to look at Alice, he gave a thumbs up: "It doesn't smell like a dead body."

Alice: "..."

Although there is no rotten smell, vampires may not rot after death, and the "half" of whether the second generation is a half-vampire is still to be determined, so this can only be used as a basic judgment based on human beings.

With all his strength, he kicked towards the door, only to hear a muffled "bang", and Lynch was thrown against the opposite wall by the force of the rebound.

The wooden door remained unmoved except for a shoe print, and the distress on Alice's face was like that of a prodigal son leaving home.

"Excellent huanghuali wood... just ruined like this..."

Needless to say, the door behind the wood must be able to date back to the Qing Dynasty, otherwise Alice would not have covered her chest and looked at the shoe print.

In order to understand Alice's mood, Lynch took off his shoes silently...

Then a sweater needle fell on his foot.

"You are the boss here! Can't you use your strength!"

"So it seems that my status as a boss is not as good as a door?"

Looking at the sweater needle on Lynch's feet, and then at the shoe prints on the yellow rosewood door, Alice squatted aside, buried her head in her legs and was completely entangled.

Smiling and rubbing Alice's hair, Lynch snapped his fingers, and the door opened with a soft knock.

Unlike the normal door opening, this door opened extremely quickly. Immediately afterwards, the mountain of garbage swallowed Lynch standing in front of the door like a pouring ocean. The swift and violent impact even caused some local vibrations.

There was another "bang", and Mu Xinyi, who was applying a mask, rushed out of the room.

There was a shield formed by energy on top of her head, and she looked around with indescribable panic.

"What's going on? An earthquake!?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the garbage filled in the corridor, and saw the scene of Lynch trying to crawl out of the garbage but to no avail. It is absolutely impossible for there to be so much garbage in the club. After all, Ellie Si will keep everything spotless.

So Mu Xinyi felt that she might have played too many games recently and lacked sleep, and all she saw now were phantoms.

After standing still for a few seconds, she pretended nothing happened and went back to her room.

Lynch originally wanted Mu Xinyi to help him, at least save him from the garbage mountain, but she just abandoned him, but Lynch could only ask Alice for help.

"Ai Li, help... lie down!"

It wasn't because of Alice's doing that she yelled, but because Lynch saw a dead body lying in front of her.

It's the second generation!

At this time, the Second Emperor already showed signs of severe dehydration. Her skin was shriveled with almost no fleshy texture, and her complexion also showed a deep blue color. Generally speaking, this color is generally called the spread of corpse scars.

Pulling himself out of the trash heap suddenly, Lynch quickly picked up the second king.

The amazing thing is that the exuberant vitality bestowed by the extraordinary race made her breathe weakly, and she jumped in front of Alice with the second prince in her arms. Lynch said with a bit of rejoicing, "It's okay, I didn't have time to die in the bedroom."

Alice: "..."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Lynch felt that someone pinched his thigh.

"What should I do now? I tried the healing ability just now, but it didn't work. Is it okay to send the half-vampire to the hospital?"

Finally, Lynch saw the external auxiliary memory device again.

Alice flipped back and forth on the recording board and looked at the recording documents on it. After a while, she put away the recording board and dragged Lynch to the bathroom.

After filling the bathtub with hot water, Alice took the second child in Lynch's arms, and threw her into the bathtub with a calm expression.

II, who was originally floating on the water, gradually sank. As she sank, her skin became full again, and the dark scars faded away. In the steaming heat, II's cry pierced through the eardrums.

"I'm burning to death—!"

After thumping for a long time, she turned out of the bathtub and spit out a mouthful of hot water that almost drowned herself. She looked at Alice with resentment in her eyes.

"Killer, you?"

"You are not human."

II: "..."

Sniffing vigorously, Er Shi trotted out without saying anything. When she trotted back, she had a jar in her arms. She sprinkled the crystalline powder in the tub into the bathtub. After hesitating for a moment, she gritted her teeth and got in again. into the water.

"I'm burning to death!"

Turning his head to look at the porcelain jar she carried, there was a beautiful big character written on the outer wall: salt.

Feeling the temperature of the water for a while, after learning why the Second Emperor said that she would be scalded to death, Lynch also began to make sarcastic remarks to prevent Alice from fighting her again after discovering that the Second Emperor had used all the salt in the house. .

"I think there should be some chicken essence in it."

Second: "...?"

"Well, then cut two pieces of ginger."

Second Emperor: "...???"

"Simmer for ten minutes at the end?"

Alice thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "Simmering for ten minutes on medium heat will taste better."

"Hey! Are you making bat soup!?" Er Shi was lying on the side of the bathtub, his big eyes waiting for the two of them.

Her cheeks had bulged like a hamster, and the surging shadow force pointed her middle finger at Lynch and Alice hard.

"Who told you to sprinkle salt in the boiling water first?"

Seeing that villain Lin Qi complained first, the Second King immediately bared his teeth at him.

"Boss, you're still an intellectual, do you understand normal saline? You can't use ordinary water for hydration, you need to meet a certain salt concentration, which is similar to body fluids and easy to absorb!"

God TM sprinkles salt in boiling water as saline!

"Okay, okay, so what happened to you just now? Why does it look like a biohazard?"

"Dehydration," said the second generation, who seemed very angry, "six days! How can I not be dehydrated if I don't drink water for six days! Thanks to my cleverness, I took out the water in my body as a drinking supplement and replaced it with someone else. Already dying of thirst!"

Lynch felt that this approach was subtle and a bit wrong, but he also felt that it was very powerful.

She can't think of such a crazy way for a normal person!

"Then you won't come out to drink water?"

Hearing Lynch's simplest question, The Second's face suddenly became embarrassed.