Alice's Dream Club
# 10. Fifteen years of experience, three seconds to lose heart
The clinking sound of the mechanism bracket and the working sound of the pressure bearing suddenly resounded, which made Lynch, who was drowsy, wake up immediately.
He has forgotten how long he has stayed in this place, and he has long since stopped thinking about whether the place he is in really exists, and he has even forgotten how many times he has died until now.
The only thing he can know now is that he fucking misses that broken bed that lay on it like a steel plate.
At least I can sleep peacefully on it.
The sound of the machine was getting closer and closer. Seeing the figure of the prey through the broken lens on the ground, Lynch gradually held his breath.
This half-mechanical, half-biological land monster has very sensitive sensors. Even if it is just a slight abnormal movement, it will easily sense it and launch a fierce attack on the source. In addition, there are hundreds of people around it. If a ten-person land combat unit is exposed due to a slight mistake, the entire layout of this time will be destroyed.
Oh, I remembered, the last time I died was because of my recklessness and blind self-confidence.
The synthetic beast and humanoid troops entered the trap circle, and after confirming that they didn't find themselves, Lynch pressed the button of the detonator in his hand.
In an instant, the roar of the explosion was endless, and the heavy shooting equipment began to spit out fire snakes crazily, pouring all the bullets in the magazines towards those human figures and giant beasts.
Lynch clenched a strangely shaped firearm in his hand, and after taking a few deep breaths, he jumped out from behind the bunker while taking advantage of the suppression of the firepower.
...
When the gunpowder smoke and dust cleared, there was no longer any living life on the ruined streets except Lynch.
Leaning on his gun, he staggered to the top of the hill where corpses were piled up. Looking at the environment jump prompts that popped up in front of him, a crazy smile finally appeared on his serious face.
"Who else--!"
"Who else is still unknown, but as the maid of your master, I think it is necessary to remind you that your current image is a bit too... well, unrestrained..."
The familiar yet slightly unfamiliar voice caused Lynch, who was screaming up to the sky, to open his eyes suddenly, and when he looked intently, what caught his eyes was Alice's delicate face that he had almost forgotten.
At this moment, she was covering the eyes of the person beside her, and her cheeks were also slightly flushed.
She turned her head to the side, and seeing that Lynch was silent, the three-point latch lying behind her slowly picked up, nodding to emphasize why she had such a behavior.
"The bath water has been put away, please master to take a bath first."
Lynch still hadn't adjusted from those endless battle worlds, he followed the indication of the plug and scanned himself in a daze, and suddenly frowned in confusion: "Who is that person next to you? "
The second king who had his eyes covered immediately jumped around a few times.
In order to welcome Lynch's return, she is wearing her favorite little raccoon coat today, and her fluffy tail is up and down with her bouncing.
"Me! It's me! Boss! It's me! The second!"
As if worried that it would be difficult for Lynch to recall himself for a while due to long-term experience, II immediately added key words.
"The one who scared you by stealing ketchup at night!"
At that time Lynch slapped his forehead: "Oh! I remembered, I fell off the lamp and fell on my face, okay, I remembered..."
II: "..."
The firearm in his hand had disappeared at some point, and the smell of dust, gunpowder smoke, and mutated blood was no longer in his nostrils. Lynch greedily took a few breaths of the faint sandalwood smell from the club, and immediately rubbed his face. squatted down.
"How long have I been in there?"
"In the real world, three days."
Seeing that Lynch didn't intend to take a bath for the time being, Alice immediately fetched a soft blanket and put it on him.
However, the moment she put on the blanket, Lynch suddenly grabbed her hand.
"What the hell? Three days!?"
Alice's eyes flashed a strange light when her hand was suddenly grabbed. Normally, Alice pays attention to cleanliness, and even gives people a faint feeling of cleanliness. She clenched her hands, but she didn't break free, but smiled sweetly at Lynch.
"It's three days in the real world. If you change it to the time inside, it's about fifteen years and three months and seven days."
Letting go of Alice's hand, Lynch let out a long sigh of relief: "Oh my god... I was scared to death..."
When she was let go of her hand, Alice also breathed a sigh of relief: "So..."
"Okay, let's talk about it after I take a shower," got up and interrupted Alice, Lynch turned and walked to the bathroom on the second floor, and he said again when he reached the hanging table, "Don't forget to wash Wash your hands, I'm so dirty."
Just two steps away, Lynch suddenly ran back.
"By the way, cleanliness is a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder. It is easy to induce anxiety, and it needs to be treated when it is time."
As soon as the words fell, Alice suddenly appeared beside him, and at some point there was a huge scythe in her hand.
She raised her hand, dropped the knife, and Lynch was carried away by her.
The Second King looked at the blood stains dripping from the edge of the platform, and after repeated struggles, she still didn't cherish the food in the end.
After all, dirty clothes are not easy to wash.
When Lynch came out of the shower, he no longer had the weird smell that Alice and the second king had heard about. After playing with the razor in his hand for a while, he handed it to Alice.
Although it was said that after "fifteen years" he intended to re-enjoy the comfort of being served by others, it was more because of Alice's gaze full of eagerness.
Lynch has felt the feeling of "an urgent need to perform his duties to prove his worth" when he was about to take a bath. Obviously, Alice has been forced to the brink of explosion because of continuous rejection, and she is not allowed to replace her. She shaved off the beard that she had grown for several years, maybe she would really suffer from anxiety in the next second, and if it was more serious, she might have to be autistic for a while, wondering if she would be needed by Lynch again.
Sure enough, after receiving the razor, Alice's aura of gradually developing into a doll disappeared, and her whole body seemed to be reinjected with her soul, and she even kept a smile that was rarely seen on her face for a long time meaning.
This continued until Lynch was half-shaved.
"The master really surprised me. I thought the master would take the initiative to give up. After all, that trial is really easy to make people nervous."
When Alice said this, there was a look of distress in her eyes, and there was a trace of regret in her tone.
As if it shouldn't be decided to let Lynch suffer like that.
However, Lynch still caught some hidden tricks from it.
"Why do I feel that you are going to make me call you to save me, and then you immediately refuse and finally throw it back to me with the sentence 'I have to finish the experience I requested even if I cry'."
As soon as the words came out, Alice's shaving action stopped suddenly.
"Master, what are you talking about, how could I do such a thing."
After glaring at Alice, Lynch said leisurely: "Forget it, anyway, the longer you live, the less psychological pressure you will have to deceive people."
At that time, Alice slapped Lynch's chin: "Then I am doing it for the sake of the master! And it is indeed what you requested, the master."
Pulling out the knife and handing it back to Alice, Lynch got up and squeezed her face, and slapped her on the forehead several times. This time, Alice's forehead was even red. It can be seen that Lynch was really beaten this time. The pit was a bit ruthless, so he couldn't control his strength.
"Don't think that I can't detect your hidden desire to watch the theater! Are you guilty of tormenting me like this!"
Tilting her head and thinking for a while, Alice said seriously: "Actually, I did feel a little guilty, for about three seconds."
Then he nodded his head and made a supplement, that small face was very serious, and even a little confident: "It's very long!"
After taking a few deep breaths to calm down, Lynch took out his mobile phone from her pocket, and immediately bought a set of bikinis on ○bao.
He pointed to the paid interface above, gritted his molars and said to Alice loudly: "You will wear this to work for me tomorrow! No objection will be accepted!"
Obviously, Alice had long expected that Lynch would punish her like this. She just smiled faintly, and then continued while shaving her beard.
"Miss Mu called to ask if the club would accept the entrustment, that's why I pulled you back from the trial place, Master."
Upon hearing this, Lynch frowned immediately: "Didn't it mean that there is still a long time?"
"Indeed." Alice gave him a massage after shaving him. Maybe she really wanted to make up for it. This time, Alice rolled up her skirt and let Lynch's head rest on it. On the lap, "However, Miss Mu said that she was not at ease in not getting an accurate answer from you, so master, when will you give her a response?"
Lin Qi thought for a while, and immediately sent a text message to Mu Xinyi.
The content of the text message is to confirm that she will help, but since Mu Xinyi's original intention is a bit hypocritical, let the parties come over to go through a transaction process, how to see the identity of the club and Lynch needs to be kept secret by Mu Xinyi, as for how to let the parties come to the club , she figured it out for herself.
Naturally, Mu Xinyi's text message reply was very concise and to the point: Get lost, bastard, received.
Lynch originally planned to reply with "The bastard received it is okay", but considering his own identity and Mu Xinyi's psychological endurance, he gave up this idea. Anyway, she is a girl, so it's better to save some face .
Signaling Alice to stop, Lynch sat up from the sofa.
Just when she was about to speak, Er Shi suddenly jumped in front of her. She was holding a belt in her arms, and she was going to wear small test tubes full of colorful colors.
"Boss, boss, I'll make it for you..." Just as she was halfway through her words, Second King's eyes suddenly became subtle, because she saw the water stain left by Lynch on Alice's thigh due to wet hair .
She silently turned around and squatted on the ground, holding her head while pointing at Alice.
"I don't see anything..."
Before Alice realized what was going on, Lynch was the first to discover what the Second King was concerned about.
He thought for a while, and then came to the second king's side and patted her on the shoulder: "Don't get me wrong, Alice is already at this age, how could she still pee her pants, right..."
As soon as the words fell, II saw the miraculous scene of Lynch flying towards the gate and landing with his butt.
And Alice, who passed by her, did not know when there was a long metallic earth-green barrel in her hand. On a section of the long barrel, there was a thing in the shape of a rhombus—a rocket.
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