Alien God System
Chapter 388: break off an engagement
Early the next morning, Hada arrived at the gate of the imperial palace according to the agreement. Yang Feng brought him a set of imperial guards' clothes and put on him, and walked in grandiosely.
When he came to an elegant palace, Yang Feng pointed forward and said: If you see it, that is the palace of Princess Yun Zhan. Be careful, don't be caught by her, she is hungry, and beware of her eating. "
Uh...good! "
Gurgle!
Swallowing hard, Hada was like a big enemy, sweating coldly.
But before he could get close to the palace gate, he heard a broken gong and suddenly said: Where's my elbow? After the old lady gets up, she must eat a big bucket of elbows to cushion her belly, or she will starve to death. "
Yes, Your Royal Highness! "
Hearing this roar, a group of **** ladies hurriedly came to her palace gate and knelt to meet them. Two people carried a large wooden barrel two meters deep and one meter in diameter and came to the gate.
Looking around, there are big fat elbows inside.
Seeing this, Hada couldn't help but sneered: Did she eat so much by herself? "
Don't be too surprised, this is just an appetizer for her. "
Yang Feng shook his head and sighed.
Bang bang bang!
Suddenly, the earth shook one after another, shaking everyone up and down, and then the door suddenly opened, and a woman with a fat ball came out round, but it was the old bustard.
At this moment, there was a lot of cotton in her clothes, and she looked a lot fatter than before, and she didn't even look personal anymore.
And Nahada didn't recognize it at all. First, the old bustard was wearing heavy makeup and he couldn't recognize it. Second, Europeans were blind to Asians, but now they are blind and can't tell who is who.
At this time, he saw that a pile of fat rolled out, and his legs were so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, shivering and saying, "Big...Big brother, maybe that is..."
That's right, your lover for the rest of your life, Princess Yun Zhan! "
thump!
At this moment, Nahada really fell to the ground, almost crying.
Why is she like this ball?
Why is it all lean meat, what I want is fat elbow, can lean meat be full? "
Immediately afterwards, Ye Shiniang grabbed into the bucket full of elbows, like a wild beast, and stuffed it up with a mouth full of greasy food, but she suddenly stagnated and became furious.
Seeing the lady next to her, she hurried forward tremblingly: Princess Qi, the imperial doctor said that you are not suitable for overeating recently, so you can reduce your appetite, so..."
Do you want to die if you don't want to eat anything for the old lady? "
puff!
However, the palace lady didn't finish her words, Ye Shiniang had already drew the sword directly from the **** behind her, and pierced the palace lady's abdomen.
The palace lady wailed and fell into a pool of blood.
Prince Hada saw that his eyes were about to fall out: What happened to this and killed a person in a good way? Isn’t it just that the doctor wouldn’t let her eat too much? "
Princess Yun Zhan has a violent temper, please be considerate! "
This is also called grumpy? It's cruel, OK? "
Her lips couldn't stop shaking, and Nahada was almost crying.
Now he finally knew why the ministers of Nanzhao would rather rebel than the princess' harassment. If it was him, he had to rebel too.
I want to go home.
Hada narrowed his mouth aggrievedly.
But at this moment Ye Shiniang roared again: Where's the anti-fetal medicine for my old mother? Why hasn't it been delivered yet? If you don't send it again, put all those imperial doctors to death! "
Anti-fetal drugs? "
Hada was even more confused. Yang Feng couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: I don’t know which jade-like young man has been harmed again. The princess’s habit of drinking abortion drugs is estimated to be impossible in this life. Once a month. "
what? Pregnant once a month? How unscrupulous is her life? "
Don't mind, just get used to it. "
Hada was stunned, and Yang Feng patted him on the shoulder gently, comforting.
But at this moment, where can he hear these comforting words?
Only a sad heart, God is too unfair to him, why does he want to marry such a woman?
Brother, let's go, I don't want to look anymore, I don't want to look at her again for a moment. "
Okay, I don’t want to watch either..."
Who? "
Yang Feng nodded and murmured, but when he heard an anger, Ye Shiniang strode towards them as if he had spotted them.
And as Ye Shiniang approached, an indescribable smell floated over, and immediately smoked Nahada to the point of vomiting.
Yang Feng couldn't stop covering his nose, feeling like he was about to faint.
Damn, what did Ye Shiniang put on her body? Why is it so pungent?
But doing a full set of dramas, at this moment, even though Yang Feng wanted to hide from a distance, he still held his fist respectfully: Chen Fumo General Yang Feng, see Princess Yun Zhan. "
Yo, General Yang, it's been a long time. My palace has invited you many times, why don't you come to sit in this palace? I miss this palace so much. "
That Ye Shiniang is worthy of being a guardian spy. She has mature acting skills. When she sees Yang Feng, she immediately enters the scene and starts to seduce.
Rolling his eyes, Yang Feng said lightly: Please princess respect yourself, or I will beat you! "
I hate it, relying on my father to spoil you, never put my palace in the eyes. You, that is, the only man in this palace that can't get it, hehehe. "
Glancing at him charmingly, Ye Shiniang laughed, then looked at Hada next to him, and his eyes suddenly showed a wolf-like glow: This little brother is so handsome, he is so handsome. The palace appointed you to be the personal guard of the palace, especially at night, you must personally protect the safety of the palace, hehehe. "
Do not! "
With a cry of wailing, Hada turned around and ran away in fright, screaming heartbreakingly while running: I want to divorce, I must divorce! "
Until he ran out of sight, that horrified howl was still in everyone's ears, echoing for a long time.
Humph!
She curled her mouth in disdain, and Ye Shiniang snorted softly: No taste, fat women are rich, why don't you appreciate them so much? "
Okay, fat women are rich, but you are fat, so lose weight! "
Hearing her words, Yang Feng couldn't help rolling his eyes, then strode to the crowd, clapped his hands and said: Ka, kill! Everyone performed well this time, with one hundred taels of gold guaranteed. Add fifty taels for a slap, fifty taels for those carrying things, and one hundred taels for those who were stabbed to death and act as a dead body. "
Roar!
As soon as this statement came out, a group of eunuchs and palace ladies cheered.
Even the palace lady who fell in a pool of blood stood up and jumped together.
Princess Yun Zhan showed a small head from the palace, watching that Prince Hada had left, came to Yang Feng with a smile, and asked: How is it, how is it going? "
Of course it went well. Didn't you see that kid was so scared that he was yelling to divorce? I'm going to stare at him now and help him divorce successfully, so you don't need to marry Chobe. "
Well, keep going! "
Yun Zhan gave him a firm look, then looked at Ye Shiniang on the side, and muttered: Where did you find this special actor, it's really awkward. Give her a thousand taels of gold for a good performance. "
Uh!
Her face sank, Ye Shiniang looked at this beautiful princess helplessly.
Although I was paid a thousand taels of gold, I couldn't be happy.
Are you scolding me or complimenting me?
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