Alien God System

Seeing his second brother’s serious expression, Yang Feng nodded solemnly after thinking about it: Okay, since you are going to apprentice, I will accompany you, so I can see if this is the world’s most serious person. As the name suggests, it is great value for money. "

OK, let's go! "

Determined to nod, Yang Xiaoyi shouted.

Yang Feng took the water glass off his head, and left with Yang Xiaoyi in a grand manner, grinning at the corner of his mouth and snickering.

Finally, I don’t need to practice and skip class openly. It’s cool.

The two poison kings didn't know the little Jiujiu in his heart, and they hurriedly followed.

Half an hour later, in a quiet little bamboo forest, there was a quaint wooden house. A rickety old man with only one arm swept the yard indifferently. The turbidity in the eyes seemed to be desperate for everything in this world.

Bastard! "

Suddenly, there was a loud shout, and the Poison King brought Yang Feng and the others to come here aggressively, shouting: You are so brave, the old man asked you to do something, but you didn't give face, and even beat my apprentice. , Have you put me in the eyes? Have you forgotten who tried so hard to save you back in seven or forty-nine days? "

Without speaking, Wang Batian threw the broom away without looking at the Poison King, and turned his head back silently.

His face trembled, and the poison king was so angry that his beard curled up.

This old **** really doesn't give any face, especially in the presence of the new leader, it is really unreasonable.

Yang Feng also gave the old man a strange look, and nodded secretly. The Poison King said it right, this old man is indeed a shaft.

Poison King and the others can communicate no matter how bad their tempers are, but they just ignore people directly, and they seem to have no nostalgia for this world, and they have no vitality.

Even the zombies made by the corpse king are much more lively than this old guy, is he still alive?

senior! "

Staring tightly at his back, Yang Xiaoyi pondered a little, immediately stepped forward and bowed and said: Junior Yang Xiaoyi, pay respect to Senior Wang. Previously, because of the younger generation, Senior Poison King sent the Five Poison Boys to disturb Senior Qingyou. I am really sorry, I hope Senior Hai..."

bump!

However, he hadn't finished speaking, and there was already a soft noise. The old guy had already got into his cabin and closed the door tightly.

I'm going, this girl is too rude, right?

The corners of his mouth twitched twice, and Yang Feng's eyes were filled with anger.

The Poison King smiled loudly and waved his hand indifferently: Young Master Yang, Erxia Yang, don't mind, he has this virtue. I usually get along with my own people for more than a hundred years, and I don’t know how to deal with it. "

Yes, it is indeed a bastard! "

Nodded in agreement, Yang Feng's eyes flashed, but he laughed suddenly: But unfortunately, he met me today, I'm a bastard, hahaha! "

With a loud laugh, Yang Feng stepped forward violently, and lightly waved his palm at the cabin.

call!

The strong wind swept across in an instant, and even if the thin wooden house was blown into the sky, only Wang Batian, who was lying quietly on the bed, closed his eyes.

If it were an ordinary person, if his house was suddenly demolished, he would definitely be furious.

But this Wang Batian seemed as if nothing happened, his face was calm, as if a child was sleeping soundly.

Seeing this scene, Yang Feng's face sank, can he bear it?

Third brother, don't be rude to seniors! "

Yang Xiaoyi was anxious, but hurriedly persuaded him.

However, Yang Feng is a face-saving person, and he can't bear to be so ignored by his super heroes.

Brother, don't worry about this, I'll settle it for you, don't believe him and keep silent, hum! "

A rough breath came out from his nostrils. Under the scorching eyes of everyone, Yang Feng arrived in front of the Wangba Tianchuang. Seeing that he was still sleeping peacefully, he couldn't help laughing: pretending to sleep? I let you sleep, Jie Jie! "

With a wicked smile, Yang Feng directly turned around, facing the old guy with a slight force.

puff!

There was a muffled sound, and in an instant, a fermented smell of whole grains rushed into the nostrils of Wang Batian, causing this calm and comfortable old man to twist his face uncontrollably for the first time.

Yang Xiaoyi and the others hurriedly covered their noses with disgust. Although they were far away from Yang Feng, they still felt uncomfortable when they saw this scene.

I always feel that this girl's stinky fart is sprayed on my face.

After the poison king and the dead king looked at each other, they shook their heads and sighed together.

Alas, this leader Yang is really naughty, just like a kid, there is no such thing as the grace of the leader, it seems that you have to train well.

However, having said that, I have to say that his trick is quite useful.

Even if the King Batian is not better than before, he was once brilliant, and he was also a big figure in the past. He can't care if he is ridiculed by others.

But now that a stinky stinky kid is so smoky in person, he can't help it anymore.

Is there any expert who can bear being so ridiculed by juniors?

Suddenly, the king's face got angry and roared: Is there enough trouble, get out! "

bump!

As soon as the voice fell, Wang Batian immediately slapped him directly on Yang Feng's fat butt, and wanted to shoot him out. But under a loud noise, Yang Feng's big buttock trembled slightly, and it was as stable as Mount Tai, and he didn't move.

Seeing this scene, Wang Batian couldn't help being dumbfounded.

How come...Is the old man's current strength degraded to the point where he can't even shoot a baby with a palm?

In dumbfounded, Wang Batian opened his mouth slightly.

But just at this moment, Yang Feng gave a wicked smile, jokingly said: Old fellow, he finally reacted, hehehe! "

puff!

With a muffled sound, Yang Feng couldn't help but spit out another stinky fart, which immediately squirted into that Wang Batian's mouth.

Suddenly, the King Batian suddenly felt that the five flavors were mixed, and his mouth seemed to be stuffed with shit. The sour taste suddenly caused him to vomit in his stomach and vomited.

Seeing this scene, the poison king and the dead king couldn't help shaking their heads and sighing.

This is really a Hades who can't beat the little devil, this old **** meets a little bastard, and only eats a flat portion, ha ha.

Yang Xiaoyi also reluctantly shook his head, hurried forward, and bowed to apologize: Senior, sorry, my third brother is not malicious, just a little skinny, you forgive me. "

vomit!

Still vomiting, Wang Batian ignored him.

When it was almost vomiting, it was considered that he had vomited up after eating for the past three days, the king genius raised his head with a pale face, and after staring at them fiercely, he closed his eyes and continued to fall into bed Up.

Uh... Senior..."

Seeing this, Yang Xiaoyi smiled awkwardly, full of helplessness.

Yang Feng glanced at this old thing obliquely, curled his lips contemptuously, and hummed softly: Brother, don't worry, I still have the ultimate weapon. "

The ultimate weapon? "

Yes, that's... I want to take off my shoes! The sweaty feet that I haven't washed this year are finally time to come in handy, hehe. "

Yang Feng smiled evilly.

Huh!

Suddenly, before he could move, Wang Batian straightened up suddenly, his eyes widened fiercely, bloodshot in his eyes, as if about to burst out.

It seems that I am really afraid that Yang Feng, a shameless little bastard, will use that more powerful biochemical weapon...