Alien Hotel

Hu Li was very obedient. After hearing Yu Sheng's instructions, he didn't ask anything. He picked up Irene's oil painting and stuffed it into his tail, turned around and walked out of the room, and ran towards the attic.

Irene stayed on the bed and was still fantasizing: "Hey, Yu Sheng, do you think there will be a miracle---"

Before she finished speaking, the two little dolls' eyes dimmed at the same time as if the power was cut off, and then they fell straight on the bed.

Yu Sheng looked at this scene expressionlessly, and then looked at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle: "It seems not."

A few seconds later, he shouted to the outside: "Hu Li! You can come back!"

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There were hurried footsteps outside the door, and Hu Li ran down from the attic again quickly. After entering the door, he took out the oil painting frame from his tail and handed it to Yu Sheng: "My benefactor! Here you go!"

The two little dolls on the bed sat up all of a sudden, and both of them looked a little dazed.

Yu Sheng hung the oil painting on one of them, turning her into P1 Irene.

As a result, when Irene "woke up", she didn't sigh immediately that no miracle had happened, but stared at Hu Li blankly: "Can't you clean up the inside of your tail?"

Yu Sheng was a little curious when he heard it: "Ah? Did you see inside her tail? What's inside?"

He felt strange when he said this, and felt that if he said this in other occasions, it would be considered a grammatical error, but when he thought about it carefully, he couldn't find any fault at all. He could only blame the rocket-assisted Doraemon's tail for its unique style, so that you would feel a little crazy when you describe its function.

"It's dark inside, and I don't know how big it is. Anyway, I can't see the edge. In the middle, there is a pile of things like a garbage mountain, and the top is all food, and there are leftovers," Irene gestured to Yu Sheng to introduce the scene she saw, "I opened my eyes in the oil painting and saw the eyes There was a half box of instant noodles in front of him, and a half-eaten roast chicken inside—.”

“I, I didn’t steal it,” Hu Li explained quickly, looking very nervous, “I told my benefactor that the leftovers were the same. It would be a pity to throw them away, so I took them away. Anyway, they won’t go bad in the tail.”

“Then you should clean it up! How can it be piled up like a garbage mountain! No, next time you go out to buy something, buy two shelves and put them in the tail. The shelves used in supermarkets are very cheap.”

Yu Sheng listened to the topic getting weirder and weirder, and finally couldn’t help interrupting: “..---Let’s talk about Irene.”

The puppet and the fox girl ended the discussion about “whether it is food safety to mix passengers and goods, and raw and cooked food in the tail” and “whether to put two shelves in the fox demon’s tail” and focused on Irene’s two bodies.

"Ahem, now it has been confirmed that at least one of the puppet bodies must be within five meters of the painting, otherwise the connection will be broken and Irene's soul will return to the painting," Yu Sheng cleared his throat and began to arrange the next test, "Next, let's try to see how far the 'secondary body' can go when the 'main body' carries the painting."

"How do we test this? There may not be enough space at home," Irene thought for a while, "Go out? Go to the city? But doing this kind of test requires hiding from ordinary people, which feels troublesome-"

"So there is a more suitable place than in the city." Yu Sheng smiled.

Then before he could continue, Irene reacted immediately, and the two puppets said in unison: "Valley!"

"The range is huge, far enough from one end of the valley to the other, and there is absolutely no need to worry about being disturbed," Yu Sheng nodded, "But before going there, we still have to go out, I'll buy some things by the way."

When it comes to shopping, Irene seems particularly excited for some reason, and the two puppets move to the bed together: "Hey? Going shopping? What to buy? Clothes? Food? Or are you finally going to buy me something?

In fact, I also want to change into new clothes. Although the set I transformed into is also good, sometimes I also want to change...-Hey, don't you know? I can change my clothes! I don't have anything else to wear -··You have to buy a new coat too. The one you wore yesterday was covered in blood and had a big hole. You definitely can't keep it..."

The two puppets said a lot of things. At first, Yu Sheng didn't think anything of it, but when Irene gradually changed from "speaking in unison" to "speaking separately", he began to feel something was wrong. This little puppet was obviously adapting to the state of two bodies quickly. She began to speak with two mouths in turn. After a while, it became two mouths opening at the same time but saying different things··

Yu Sheng finally realized that his "research spirit" might have caused trouble.

Now there are two noisy Huahuaji!

"You speak with one body! Don't talk all at once!" Yu Sheng hurriedly stopped the little doll's noise, "I'm getting a headache - and I will be in the future too! Stop making so much noise!"

"Hey, I was just about to say that I find it very efficient to speak this way," Irene, who was carrying an oil painting, pouted her lips immediately, then raised her head and blinked, "You haven't said what you're going to buy yet."

"First go buy more food, batch two boxes of instant noodles and plastic-wrapped chicken legs for Huli to use as a "reserve", and then buy some vegetable seeds. Well, by the way, I have to buy some farm tools and so on," Yu Sheng began to say. He also made his own shopping list, calculating quickly in his mind as he spoke, "Ah, by the way, I still have to go to the building materials market - why don't you take your time, this may be a bit expensive."

When he said this, he looked a little worried. After another big purchase, his savings were really going to bottom out.

Now I haven't finished my new manuscript, and the "hotel" hasn't opened any serious business. Yesterday I went to execute a commission with Little Red Riding Hood, and I don't know when the reward will be distributed. Although the other party said that it will be paid as early as today,

But it also specifically emphasized that it is "the earliest".

These days it is completely impossible to make ends meet - there is no "in" at all, only out.

Moreover, most of the expenses are spent on Hu Li. Daily necessities such as clothes are a one-time consumption in a short period of time. The expense of feeding her every day is extraordinary.

But Yu Sheng had to admit that every penny spent on Hu Li's food was really not in vain. After all, twenty chicken legs and one tail may sound like a lot, but to put it another way, twenty chicken legs and one cruise missile Where can I find the price?

Now give him a chicken farm, and he even thinks he can let this girl cover the entire old city with firepower——

On the other hand, Erin's expenses at home are really close to zero.

In addition to the consumption of materials in preparing to reshape the body (all of which were cheap materials), I never bought her clothes or gave her food. I bought her a small red hairpin these days. Little Red Riding Hood bought it for her when she was taking her shopping. It was a "little gadget" that looked like a children's toy, and it made the doll so happy all day long...

Thinking of this, Yu Sheng even felt that he was quite sorry for this doll.

She is noisy, has a bad temper, beeps, climbs on the pole, and dances and dances - but she is really good at things.

"If it really doesn't work, you can only use the "disaster recovery funds." If you really can't deal with it, just contact the Secret Service.

Let’s see if we can sell the ‘iron lump’ we found last time directly to them..."

Yu Sheng muttered, which made Irene beside him a little curious: "What did you say?"

"It's okay, pack up and get ready to go out," Yu Sheng waved his hand and said as he stood up, "We don't have to go far this time. We should be able to buy everything at the farmer's market on the edge of the old city. In addition, you should let Hu Li, let’s carry him out and put on some ‘disguise’—bring the oil paintings with him, don’t get disconnected on the way.”

"Oh," Erin nodded, controlling her other body to sit next to the bed, and then very unfamiliarly controlling herself to climb down from the bed with the "subject" of the oil painting on her back, and sit on the floor. He walked unsteadily for a few steps and then breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay. If the other body stays still, it will be much easier to control this side alone. By the way, how do we get there? Can we take a taxi?"

""..——-There are no coordinates there, otherwise I would just open the door and save some taxi fare." Yu Sheng sighed, "I can only take a taxi there. "

Ten minutes later, Yu Sheng took the fox, who had transformed into a long straight black girl, to the intersection closest to home.

Waiting for the arrival of online ride-hailing.

"When we get rich, we still have to buy a car, right?" Irene's voice sounded from the bottom of Yusheng's heart, sounding with expectations for the future, "We can't always squeeze in online ride-hailing——"

Yu Sheng turned his head and glanced at Irene, who was held in Hu Li's arms, and raised his eyebrows: "What if it's the Secret Service car again?"

“—Then it’s better than hailing a ride online.”

Yu Sheng grinned and couldn't help but think a little: "Actually, I think we can just buy a battery car. It's bigger and can take one person. When the time comes, let Hu Li sit in the back and ride normally in the city. When we get there, Where there are people, let her open her tail and use the nine-tail rocket to boost the electric donkey. It consumes 2 cents of electricity and three steamed buns per 100 kilometers. It would be better if the battery car can drive energy recovery, and the electricity bill can be repaid - "

"You have a very rich imagination," Erin muttered, then reacted, "Oh no, where should I sit?!"

"Put it in the front basket for you."

"—Yusheng belongs to your uncle!"

While he was talking, a small car with smooth silver-gray lines suddenly came into Yu Sheng's sight. Irene, who was about to bite someone when no one was around, calmed down again in an instant and continued to lie with her limbs in Hu Li's arms. Keep up the "pretense".

With a squeaking sound, the car stopped in front of Yu Sheng.

Hu Li came close to Yu Sheng and asked curiously in a low voice: "My dear friend, was it you who called for the car? It's here so soon?"

Yu Sheng was also stunned for a moment, glanced at the taxi app on his mobile phone, and compared it with the license plate number of the car parked in front of him: ".——-No, the car I ordered is still waiting at the red light two intersections away. Woolen cloth."

He was wondering, the window of the silver-gray car had been lowered.

Good news, this is not Xu Jiali's shaky old Xiali.

Bad news, the person who showed up when the driver's window rolled down was still an acquaintance, and it was an acquaintance who gave Yu Sheng a little headache.

Ren Wenwen smiled brightly: "It's you! Want to go out?"