Alien Slayer God Mercenary

Long Fei vaguely felt that he had arrived at a large hall. He looked up and saw a large desk in front of the hall. On the desk were some ancient books placed on the Four Treasures of the Study Room. There were three people surrounding the desk at the bottom left.

They were muttering together without knowing what they were talking about.

Long Fei shook his head vigorously and tried to wake himself up. He thought a little depressed: "Where am I? The wine last night was really exciting. I usually don't get drunk after a thousand cups, but I only drank it last night.

I feel dizzy after drinking it. The old drunkard may be going crazy now, hahaha... I accidentally found the daughter's red that I had hidden for decades. Think about the old drunkard's reaction when he found out that the wine was missing.

With that expression on his face, Long Fei couldn't help but laugh. In the past, he asked an old drunkard for a bowl of wine, but he would only give him a bowl every time. This time, even the altar was gone.

Long Fei couldn’t bear it anymore, hahaha...hahaha..."

After Long Fei laughed for a while, he found that the three guys who had just gathered in the crowd were staring at him with lewd expressions, as if they were frightened. Only then did Long Fei remember that he didn't know where he was yet. Could it be that he didn't know where he was?

I got drunk and ran into a certain director's recording studio. This was obviously a costume drama, and you could tell just by looking at the clothes of the guys in front of me.

"Guys, where is this place?" Long Fei looked around and asked casually.

At this time, the three idiots at the desk began to murmur again, ignoring Long Fei's questions. "I asked you two idiots how they got into trouble. What should we do now? It's a big deal. It can't be done."

It’s a trivial matter if Wusha is not protected. If this matter is revealed, we will all rush into the street together." The middle-aged man in ancient official uniform among the three said in a low voice with a suppressed expression.

"Sir Judge, please save us. You also know that we drank wine and ate meat together last night. (Speaking of which: Lord Yama and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva went to the Western Underworld to study and study together a few days ago, leaving a depressed look on their face.

The judge was doing official business at home. In order to honor the judge, the two seductresses stole Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's dog from his house yesterday (it is said that the dog's name is Tingdi) and then went to the cellar of Yama's house to steal a dog.

Good wine is coming out from the jar.) The wine and meat were so fragrant that the little one drank two more cups. Who would have thought that the wine would have such great staying power? It’s no wonder that the population of this world has increased dramatically in the past few decades, and this guy is a single person.

There are at least a million people with this same name, so I accidentally hooked the wrong soul. Sir, for the sake of how loyal the little ones are to you, you have to think of a way to save the little ones!

"The young man wearing government uniforms next to him begged in a low voice.

Another young man who was also wearing the uniform of a government official also said: "Yes, sir, if you guys still want to continue to serve you, I think you should write accidental death in this guy's life and death record and let him

Sign and pledge, and give him reincarnation as soon as possible. At the worst, he will live in a wealthy family with no worries about food and clothing. Even if he gets here, he won't be stubborn. Don't you think so, Mr. Judge?"

"If things are so easy to handle, then I have nothing to be embarrassed about. It's not that you don't know that the underworld has been carrying out reforms and democracy in the past few years. This is not just talk. I would have forced him to sign and pledge it in the past.

No problem, but now that the life and death book has been revised, it can detect whether the person concerned is willing to sign and deposit. If there is any dissatisfaction, it will be recorded in the life and death book and directly sent to the Lord of Hell and to heaven! Then he will really return.

The sky is weak. Besides, I think this guy doesn’t know where he is now. If he knew that you hooked his soul by mistake, how resentful you would be if you forced him to sign and sign the pledge. I’m afraid that Heavenly Court will directly send someone to

People came down to investigate, and it turns out that even the Lord of Hell can't protect him!" The judge replied helplessly, looking like he was in a dilemma.

"What should we do? Sir, why don't we discuss it with him first and give him some benefits to coax him into reincarnation?" The kid next to him asked cautiously.

"It seems we can only try it first." The judge sighed and replied.

Long Fei listened with fear. When these guys ignored him when asking questions, Long Fei used his secret technique to make false claims. Although these guys spoke in extremely low voices, Long Fei still listened.

I didn't miss a word, I was horrified, but I also understood the whole thing. It turned out that these idiots drank some wine and got the wrong person when they hooked the soul. Damn it, I became the scapegoat. This matter

What can Long Fei do? He is not designated to do it, and he will not do it no matter how much money he is given. Although Long Fei's profession is to collect money from people to help others eliminate disasters, he is still very principled. This matter has gone beyond the principle. Who will do it?

Who is stupid b.

Seeing the three people walking towards him, Long Fei was a little nervous. After all, in this atheistic 21st century, ghosts are alive, and there are only three of them at a time. Would you like to try it instead?

Long Fei thought to himself at this time: "I'm so fucking unlucky for Da Watermelon. What happened to me? Why is it all happening to me? How can Dou E be more unjust than me?!"

The three people led by the judge walked up to Long Fei. Just as they were about to speak, Long Fei spoke first: "Don't say anything, I heard everything. Send me back immediately. I'm still a virgin, so I still want to be cool."

, there are countless brothers waiting for me to lead them to the climax of life. You two idiots actually brought me here and sent me back. Forget it, otherwise I will demolish this Palace of Hell!

"

The judge was shocked and said solemnly: "You know everything?"

Long Fei glared at him and took it as an answer. The judge sighed and continued: "Since you have heard it, I have nothing to say, but I can tell you that you will definitely not be able to go back. This is the highest

According to the rules, the ancestor of the Sanqing Dynasty is not that capable and can only send you to reincarnation. I can give you appropriate compensation for our work mistakes."

"Compensation? Give your mother a big watermelon, do I look like someone who deserves compensation?..." Long Fei roared. In fact, Long Fei also knew in his heart that there was really no hope for him to go back.

, but you can't help but be angry, not only really angry, but also to pave the way for greater benefits when negotiating terms later.

After scolding for a while, Long Fei stopped and said, "Okay, I want to see what compensation you give me."

The judge on the side looked melancholy. How could he not be depressed? He is a dignified judge. The underworld is so big, below one person and above ten thousand people. He is in charge of the cycle of life and death for millions of people. It is always others who kneel down and talk to him tremblingly. When will it be his turn?

You were scolded so badly by others that you were treated like a grandson. You would have gone crazy by now. When you heard Long Fei's words, you felt happy. He seemed to have some skills. He thought that after scolding him for a long time, it turned out that

He wanted to blackmail him, what a little fox he was, but no matter what, he sent this ancestor away first, and said that something would happen if he didn't do this. He secretly said that no matter what the other party asked for, as long as he could do it, he would agree to it.

After hesitating for a while, not knowing what to do, he finally said: "Sir, how about you see what requests you have to make, and as long as I can fulfill them, I will never refuse!"

Long Fei thought to himself, this is also a fucking old fox. He can play Tai Chi smoothly, and he threw the question back, not caring about it. Since I am asked to speak, then I have to show the great and excellent qualities of the Chinese people no matter what.

Give it your best performance. If you don't make this old boy cry, how can you be worthy of the people of the motherland?

He was not in a hurry at the moment, and walked directly to the Taishi chair behind the desk, sat on it, crossed his legs, and then slowly said: "Is there any peerless technique or peerless treasure? Let's take a look at it first.

Don't tell me you don't have it, then I will live here and wait for your King of Hell to come back and give me a review.

The judge's heart tightened, and he almost fainted. How dare he think that his ancestors regarded the peerless skills and treasures as papyrus, and even randomly picked up seventeen or eighteen pieces to look at. If he hadn't been a judge for countless years, he still had this in his hand.

I have a bit of stock, and now I even want to die. It seems that I am really going to bleed this time. Why am I so unlucky? I have provoked someone. Am I wronged? I looked at the side fiercely.

The two bastards are the good deeds of these two bastards. If I hadn’t eaten their wine and meat last night, I wouldn’t have had to be blackmailed by my ancestors, and my intestines would be filled with regret. Of course, our protagonist, Uncle Long Fei

Looking at the judge's face that was constantly changing color, he didn't have the consciousness of a lion opening his mouth at all. He just thought he was watching a Sichuan opera where his face changed.

"Sir, there is no such thing as a peerless treasure, the little judge, but I do have two exercises and a treasure ring." After saying this, the judge's face began to twitch, which showed the level of physical pain.

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"Oh? Bring it over and let me take a look first." Long Fei said without caring about the judge's expression.

I don’t know where the judge came from, but he took out two jade slips and a silver-white ring, with a sapphire as big as a thumb’s finger embedded on the top of the ring. He handed it to Long Fei respectfully and said, “Among these two techniques?

One is "The Ancestor of Ten Thousand Yuans" and the other is "The Secret of Controlling Ten Thousands". As long as the young master holds the jade slip with his hand and uses his mind to sense it, he can introduce the contents of the jade slip into his mind and never forget it.

That ring is a space ring. You only need to put a drop of your own blood on the ring, and then control it with your mind. This ring has been in my hand for more than a thousand years. I got it accidentally, but

I haven't studied it thoroughly yet. So far, I only know that it can be used to store any object, the space is infinite, and it can be invisible. However, based on these points alone, it is definitely a rare treasure. Are you satisfied, Master?" After that,

Staring at Long Fei intently, he was deeply afraid that the other party would be dissatisfied, and then he would really rush into the street. Even if it was good, he couldn't take it out. Even if he could take it out, it would be better to die directly.