All But Me Are Inhumans [Rebirth]

The Shanhai Festival is a big event that students are looking forward to. Whether they are current students or those who have graduated many years ago, as long as they have studied at Shanhai, they can come to participate. In order to let the students have a good time, Principal Bai Ze also specially gave teachers Employees are on holiday, those who want to take a break, and those who want to participate in the Mountain and Sea Festival can also participate.

After the lottery was completed, everyone was taken away by the person in charge of the booth to prepare. Yang Sheng, dressed as Bai Wuchang, looked like he had rolled through a pile of flour, and a long fake tongue was attached to his lower lip.

"I don't think it's fair." Yang Sheng looked at Su Buyu, who was dressed as a handsome young man, and twitched his fake tongue as he spoke, "You are dressed so handsomely."

"It's okay, Ah Huan will help you feel balanced." Su Buyu suppressed a smile, but couldn't hide the pear dimples at the corners of his mouth.

Wei Huan came out after a while, noisily saying, "Oh my God, this skirt is too tight. I can't even open my legs when I walk!"

Yang Sheng stared at him for two seconds, laughing so hard that his fake tongue flew around and his real tongue almost flashed, "Hahahahaha, whose little beauty is this?"

Wei Huan didn't feel embarrassed at all. On the contrary, he shamelessly winked at him, "Just now, Senior Sister Tao Yao from Jiahui College put on makeup for me."

Su Buyu held the folding fan in his hand and beat it on his left hand. He looked at the peacock blue and silver silk phoenix pattern cheongsam worn by Wei Huan, and then stepped forward and touched Wei Huan's double head, "It's very beautiful. Ah Huan is actually very suitable for dressing up like this."

"Don't you think he looks like King Kong Barbie?" Yang Sheng installed his fake tongue and pulled the blue hair tie on Wei Huan's balls.

Wei Huan slapped his hand away, "What do you know? This is Chunli's disguise. My senior sister said that this is a game character that humans liked very much a long, long, long time ago. I don't know, have I entered a blind spot of knowledge?"

Yang Sheng couldn't defeat him and asked in a low voice, "Where is the other one?"

"That's right!" Wei Huan suddenly realized, "There is only one dressing room. After I came out to put on makeup, I saw Yun Yongzhou go in. It's been a long time, so he should have finished putting on makeup by now..."

Just after finishing speaking, a tall and straight "beauty" with long black hair and a dark red velvet cheongsam walked out of the dressing room. The fiery red flame mark on the left forehead was like a natural flower, complementing the red lips, making her cool and beautiful. .

Wei Huan was suddenly stunned. He had planned a long paragraph to tease Yun Yongzhou, but when he saw it, his brain was inexplicably short-circuited and went blank.

Yun Yongzhou frowned, and his face still had the same expression of being unfriendly to strangers. His facial features were already distinct, his skin was white, and he wore almost no makeup, which inexplicably matched with his long straight black hair.

"Look again and I'll dig out your eyes."

His voice was cold and deep, and he immediately pulled Wei Huan out of his admiration for the beauty, "What, you can also look at me, don't I look good? So fierce..."

The people at the Horror House stall not far away called Yang Sheng away, and Su Buyu was also pulled over by the planning girls of the costume splay. Only Wei Huan and Yun Yongzhou, the two women's clothing bosses, were left. Tao was in charge of the women's clothing cafe. Senior Sister Yao walked out of the dressing room and pushed the two people on their backs, "Let's go, let's go, two beauties."

Yun Yongzhou looked unhappy, "Who are you talking about?"

Wei Huan pouted, "I'm not a beauty, I'm a big! Beautiful! Woman!"

Yun Yongzhou: "..."

The two of them were led to the cafe. Wei Huan was in a good mood, holding his throat like a corner, running around the place and being extremely well-behaved. Yun Yongzhou stopped cooperating and stood in the cafe.

The bar counter was wiping cups with a cold face, and soon there was a cabinet full of empty coffee cups.

Ever since the battle between Wei Huan and Yun Yongzhou when they were in school, the two of them have become new figures in the mountains and seas. They have almost replaced the previous monsters with lightning speed and become the boys who appear most frequently in the mouths of girls. The title of school idol

He has been hovering above the two of them. However, in the eyes of most girls, Yun Yongzhou is difficult to approach. He is the school idol who knows at a glance that they cannot catch him. Wei Huan likes to make jokes and is the school boy who seems to be easier to chase.

Grass.

Knowing that both of them had won the lucky prize of the cross-dressing boss, almost all the girls from all over the country flocked to the cafe stall, and they were surrounded by people on three floors inside and outside.

"Ahhhhhh Huanhuan's Chunli hair is so cute!!!"

"Oh my god, my younger brother Yongju, Hei Changzhi is so beautiful!"

The temporary store manager, Senior Sister Peach Demon, did not expect that the situation would be so serious. She was so panicked that she had to use magic. In an instant, large peach trees suddenly grew around the cafe, and the extending branches of flowers intertwined with each other, covering the entire cafe.

The stalls were enclosed, leaving only one entrance.

"Everyone, line up and come in! Don't be anxious!"

Wei Huan, who had served too many people, was about to get tired and lay down. From the beginning, he enthusiastically served everyone coffee and cakes, took photos and videos, and cooperated in everything. Later, he even transformed into eight stand-ins to let his real body have a good rest.

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"Tired." Wei Huan got behind the bar and was about to put his chin on Yun Yongzhou's shoulder. Unexpectedly, Yun Yongzhou reacted faster and took a step out of the way. Wei Huan missed him and almost fell.

"You're a cold and heartless guy, you can die if you lean on him." Wei Huan was lying on the bar, and his senior sister also came over. She stood at the bar holding back a smile and touched the ball on Wei Huan's head, "Thank you for your hard work."

Wei Huan looked aggrieved, "Mama-sang, too many customers ordered me."

"Hahaha, you are so popular. You are the number one in our store."

Wei Huan winked at Yun Meiren, who has been cleaning cups for a hundred years, and said, "The serious number one is hanging here, like a mascot."

Yun Yongzhou was too lazy to pay attention to him.

Wei Huan stretched out his finger and poked Yun Yongzhou's waist, "Beauty, could you please pour me a glass of Jiaguo juice? I'm so tired and need to add some buff."

Yun Yongzhou frowned, and a flame was already approaching the tip of Wei Huan's nose, "Well, I'll do it by myself, I'll do it by myself." Wei Huan raised his hands and walked sideways to the other side of Yun Yongzhou under the pressure of the little flame.

At the same time, he opened the refrigerator door to find Jia juice, and then transformed into a wind silk to sweep away a clean cup that had just been wiped away from Yun Yongzhou, "Do it yourself, you will have enough food and clothing."

The juice filled the transparent glass little by little. Suddenly, the communicator behind Wei Huan's ear beeped and flashed blue light. He placed the juice on the refrigerator, reached out and touched the communicator behind his ear, and the earphones extended out, "

Hello, you are connected to the channel of the most beautiful woman in Fuyao, may I ask..."

"Stop making trouble, Wei Huan, come to the south gate of Shanhai!" Yang Sheng's voice came from the other end of the communicator, "The counselor just called us to the south gate, saying that there are monsters from outside sneaking in!"

"What?" Wei Huan slammed the refrigerator door shut. He turned around and saw that Yun Yongzhou, who was still at the bar just now, had gone out. Holding the earphones in his right hand, he hurried out, "Hey Yun Yongzhou, wait for me!"

"Damn it, I haven't drunk Jia Juice yet..." Wei Huan hurriedly followed Yun Yongzhou. The previous clones followed his footsteps and returned to him one by one, but there were too many people outside the cafe.

I couldn’t get out at all, “What should I do?”

Yun Yongzhou walked to the door first and said coldly, "I borrowed it."

His voice was not loud, but the girls in line in front were all calmed by his aura. They gradually became quiet from the beginning to the end of the line. Everyone gave way to Yun Yongzhou, and Wei Huan followed behind with a smile, "Thank you.

You guys, wait until I come back to serve you all!"

As soon as he got out, Yun Yongzhou flew directly into the sky, with Wei Huan following behind.

"Hey, be careful and expose yourself!"

Yun Yongzhou: "..."

The sky is filled with colorful balloons and floating lanterns celebrating the Shanhai Festival. Virtual electronic screens are projected on the teaching building, and the congratulatory words of Principal Bai Ze are scrolling on them. The famous female singer in the demon world who once graduated from Shanhai is next door.

Singing in the sky, and a promotional video for the Shanhai Festival produced by each college.

It's too crowded in the air, so we should use the traveling technique. Wei Huan thought to himself.

"Sorry to borrow it! Sorry!" They passed through a group of queues that were flying to higher places. They looked like girls from Fuyao Academy. All of them wore buns and gauze and dressed up as flying fairies.

The two stumbled and broke up the team, and Wei Huan apologized repeatedly, "Ah, ah, I'm sorry I bumped into you! I'm sorry... Wow, your clothes are so beautiful!"

After flying past a group of fairies, Wei Huan, who didn't look at the road, almost hit a huge creature.

"Holy shit...what is this..." Wei Huan flew further and realized that it was a floating object filled with candies. It looked like a huge aircraft carrier and was bigger than two classrooms put together.

"Ah, I know, this is for the last candy carnival." Wei Huan avoided the candy carrier, "Let's use the barrier crossing technique, Yun Yongzhou! I feel like it will be troublesome for us to fly over!"

While they were discussing, Yun Yongzhou suddenly stopped. Seeing that he stopped flying, Wei Huan also stopped and followed Yun Yongzhou's line of sight. There was a figure in the open space not far away near the south gate.

A huge hooked snake as tall as half a building[2], its huge tail bifurcated into two parts and swung wildly. Fortunately, the south gate is the faculty area and students are not allowed to set up stalls. But it was also because of the Shanhai Festival that the instructor

All on holiday.

"What the hell? Is this the monster outside that Yang Sheng said?"

The communicator beeped again, and Wei Huan answered, "Hello? We're here. How could such a big hook snake sneak in?"

"It seems that the people brought in have the ability to carry space!" The sound of fighting came from the other end of the communicator, "This hooked snake has no monster consciousness and will hit it when it sees it. Be careful."

"Copy that." Wei Huan hung up, "Should we discuss a strategy? Yun Yongzhou, please wait for me..."

Yun Yongzhou flapped his wings, and in an instant countless slender cones of golden light appeared in the sky, avoiding other monsters in the sky and pointing directly at the hook snake making trouble at the south gate.

Damn, he’s so irritable. Wei Huan looked at him and shook his head. He turned his head and saw that the hook snake had rolled up a Bai Jiu with its tail[3]. The girl was so frightened that her face turned pale and tears were rolling in her eyes. Bai Jiu was Jiahui.

The tree demon in the academy has the innate ability to stop bleeding and heal, so it is most likely that he was called over to add blood.

The light blades flew more and more, and Yun Yongzhou didn't care whether the hooked snake had one of his own. Wei Huan gritted his teeth, turned his palms, and condensed the surrounding wind into two temporary shields to protect himself. But obviously

Yun Yongzhou's light blade became even harder, and Wei Huan could almost hear the sound of the wind shield breaking.

The hooked snake swung its long tail and held up the little girl Bai Jiu who was so frightened that her face turned pale.

Wei Huan rushed forward and saw that each of Yun Yongzhou's light blades were blocked by the hard armor of the hook snake. Only a few were embedded in the gaps in the scales, causing the hook snake to scream manically.

Among the light blades that filled the sky, Wei Huan swung his arms outward at the same time, and two long knives appeared out of thin air in his hands. He found the gap on the swinging long tail and inserted the wind knife fiercely.

Hook Snake screamed in pain and let go of its rolled-up long tail. Wei Huan took advantage of the situation to catch Bai Jiu who was almost unconscious in the air. At this moment, his wind shield broke and a light blade flew past, Wei Huan

Huan Ying sensed it, but he was holding Bai Jiu with both arms, and his reflexes couldn't keep up.

"Ah Huan - be careful!"

A voice of hesitation.

Wei Huan leaned back, and finally the light blade lightly slid across his cheek.

Through the light blade array densely embedded in the sky net, Yun Yongzhou met Wei Huan's eyes, and a thin wound under the blue demon mark on his cheek. His fingers subconsciously stopped, and the light rushed downwards all over the sky.

The blades instantly froze, as if they were still.

Before Wei Huan had time to understand what Yun Yongzhou's operation meant, Hook Snake's tail swung over. He flew out of the way and saw Su Buyu coming over, "Quick! Follow me, girl!"

After saying this, Wei Huan threw the unconscious Bai Jiu to Su Buyu.

"Don't! Ah Huan is a living person..." Su Buyu was startled by Wei Huan's astonishing move. He quickly raised his hand, caught the girl with a clear spring, put it aside, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

tone.

Yang Sheng also rushed to his side and looked at Wei Huan, "Why did you come here? You didn't even change your clothes?"

"I still need to change clothes, and I can't catch up with changing clothes! There are so many people that I'm stuck on the road. This brother doesn't need time travel." Wei Huan sighed, and the hooked snake's tail swung over again.

"Be careful, his tail is highly poisonous. If you catch it once, half your life will be lost!" Su Buyu was very nervous. In order to protect the girl, he could only remind him from the side.

Wei Huan was thinking about countermeasures while avoiding the hooked snake's separated tail.

After a while, he looked up at Yun Yongzhou and shouted, "Yun Yongzhou, how thick and long can your light cord be!"

Yun Yongzhou did not speak, and his eyebrows raised inadvertently. The fingers hanging by his side were clenched into fists. In an instant, the shapes of the light blades all over the sky became void, and they all gathered in Yun Yongzhou's hands, and followed Yun Yongzhou.

Flying towards them, the light gradually turned into a tangible light cord as thick as an arm. Yun Yongzhou let go of his hand, and the light cord was parallel to him, circling the hook snake, shuttling back and forth. When the light cord got close to the hook snake, Yun Yongzhou

Yong Zhou flew high into the sky and looked down at the giant thing.

He stretched out his slender index finger and swung it back and forth in mid-air, casually making the figure eight in the air.

That's it.

"Yangsheng, give me the wind." Wei Huan stretched out his right hand towards Yangsheng. The tacit understanding cultivated over more than ten years made it unnecessary for Yangsheng to think. He drew a purple circular formation on his chest with his fingers and pushed it towards Wei Huan. The circular formation

A smoky purple tornado suddenly surged out from the center, trying to swallow Wei Huan.

The moment Wei Huan's palm touched the tornado, the corners of his mouth curled up, and the demonized canine teeth became sharp.

"coming."

The muscles of his arms ripped apart the short sleeves of his cheongsam, and he turned the huge purple tornado he held in his palm into a giant wind knife!

At this moment, Yun Yongzhou, who was high in the sky, raised his hands and spread them apart, as if he had grabbed a thread in the void and pulled hard.

The light cords surrounding the hook snake suddenly tightened, tightly entangled with the giant creature, making it almost impossible for him to move.

very good!

Wei Huan concentrated all his demon power on his right arm, and the demon marks on his cheeks continued to turn blue as he transformed into a demon, and the Jiu Feng family pattern glowing blue appeared on his exposed right arm.

"Let me see how you hook-" Wei Huan suddenly waved the purple wind knife in his hand, and his whole body flew high, and then fell rapidly.

He raised the knife with his hand and cut off the hook snake's two long tails with one stroke.

The severe pain caused the giant beast to erupt in a terrible cry.

The healing power of this kind of monster is amazing. Su Buyu, who was standing aside, was worried that its tail would be reattached again, so he raised his hand and pulled off the shark bead hanging around his neck and threw it into the air. The bead exuded light green

The shiny beads turned completely black in an instant, and a wave of waves came out of thin air, rolling up the two long tails that were chopped off by Wei Huan, and rolled them into the shark beads.

Wei Huan turned his head and smiled at Su Buyu, and gave him a thumbs up with his left hand. Then he grasped the huge wind knife again and was about to chop off the wind snake's head. Unexpectedly, Yun Yongzhou suddenly said to

He set a fire on the hooked snake's head, which frightened Wei Huan so much that he couldn't chop at the right place.

"What are you doing!"

Yun Yongzhou slowed down, but the expression on his face did not change. He just said lightly, "He is just like you."

After speaking, he waved his right arm back, and the entire hook snake was surrounded by blazing flames.

"Afraid of fire."

Shit... Wei Huan was so angry, this Yun Yongzhou was more like a dog with a human head than a dog with a human head.

"I want to carry this wave!!!" Wei Huan was about to explode.

"He did the right thing. We can't kill Hook Snake casually. I have already contacted the instructor." Yang Sheng caught up and made a withdrawing gesture towards Wei Huan's hand. The long knife he held immediately turned into a burst of energy.

The purple storm is sucked into the palm of Ascension.

The head was not snatched, and the knife was snatched away, making Wei Huan even more angry.

Seeing that Sister Bai had woken up, Su Buyu also left her and came to Wei Huan's side, "What should we do now? Wait until the instructor comes back?"

"Wait..." Wei Huan suddenly felt something was wrong.

Several people felt it, and a huge shadow enveloped them.

Yang Sheng had a bad premonition, "Wei Huan... what did you just cut..."

"how could I know?!"

The four people raised their heads at the same time. The huge inflatable aircraft carrier floating in the air filled with all kinds of candies had a big hole in it and lost its balance and flew towards them.

Damn it...

With a crash, colorful candies rained down from the sky, and the four of them were buried firmly in the mountain of candies.

"Bah. Damn it," Wei Huan, who had only one head left, helped his head that was about to fall apart, "someone give me a hand, hurry up." Naturally, Yun Yongzhou would not save him, even if he

He had already escaped from the candy mountain and walked past Wei Huan's head, stepping on the candies without seeing anything, and walked towards the fire cage he had made for the hook snake.

Wei Huan hugged Yun Yongzhou's calf with quick eyes and hands, "Don't run! Save me quickly!" He forcefully pulled Yun Yongzhou down.

"Wow, your cheongsam is torn!"

"open!"

"Don't let go!"

"Hey Wei Huan, this rectangular candy is delicious. Try it and I'll peel it for you."

"I don't have that spare time!"

"Ah Huan, I'm here to pull you. I'll be out soon..."

"Let go of me."

"I don't! If you pull me out, I will let go!"

After working hard until it was almost dark, a few people returned to the teaching area from the south gate. Su Buyu and Yang Sheng hurried back to their stalls. Yun Yongzhou and Wei Huanfei had no energy left and dragged their heavy steps back to the coffee shop. Hall. The cheongsams of the two people were in a mess, their lipstick was so smeared that they couldn't be seen, their hair was disheveled, and they were so embarrassed that they couldn't bear to look at them.

"Oh my God, what did you two just do?" The senior sister covered her mouth in horror.

Wei Huan tugged at the hem of his torn cheongsam, "We did what real men would do."

Yun Yongzhou couldn't help but rolled his eyes and pulled off the wig on his head, "I'm going to change clothes."

"I'll go first!" Wei Huan was about to run away when he was grabbed by his senior sister, "Wait a minute, I'll remove this ball head for you."

"Oh." Wei Huan had no choice but to bend down obediently and let his senior sister remove the two balls that had spread out. "Then let him do it once."

The senior sister smiled and joked, "You two have a really good relationship."

"Okay?" Wei Huan puffed his lips, "Not good at all. Just run away after the fight."

"I was just kidding, you rhymed it." The senior sister took it off and handed it out, "Okay."

Wei Huan swaggered towards the locker room, saying casually as he walked, "A dog with a human head, grab the head, there will be no friends after you grab the head..."

By chance, when he said this, Yun Yongzhou lifted the curtain and came out, wearing a black shirt and a cold face, which was full of evil.

"...Friend." Wei Huan, who was used to being shy, immediately showed a bright smile and made a gesture of waiting for a high-five towards Yun Yongzhou, "yo! yo! Yun Yongzhou! You are my good friend~"

Yun Yongzhou ignored the hand stretched out in front of his face and walked away.

"You thought I was going to give you a high-five, but no," the little expert who walked down the steps directly opened the curtain of the dressing room with his outstretched hand, his movements smooth and without embarrassment, "I wanted to go in to change clothes, but I'm disappointed. Let’s go~”

When he came out, Yun Yongzhou had disappeared.

He couldn't explain why, but Wei Huan felt a little disappointed. He called Yang Sheng and arranged to go to Shanhai Night Market together. After hanging up, his senior sister stopped him.

"Xiao Huan, wait a minute." The senior sister came up and handed him a band-aid.

Wei Huan was stunned for a moment. When he saw his senior sister pointing at his cheek, he remembered the wound he had received from the light blade when he rescued Bai Jiu. Yun Yongzhou's light blade was not only sharp, but could also cause damage to most monsters. Wounds that are difficult to heal.

"Thank you, senior sister." Wei Huan took the band-aid in her hand.

"No need to thank me. It was left for me by Yong Zhou." After saying that, she couldn't help laughing again, "He just left this one at the bar without saying anything. Thanks to my cleverness, I thought it should be for you. .”

Wei Huan shrugged, "Maybe not." After saying that, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Thanks anyway."

The senior looked at Wei Huan with strange eyes.

"What's wrong?" Wei Huan also looked down at himself and joked, "Aren't you used to seeing me in men's clothes now?"

"No." Senior sister tilted her head, "Why do I feel that this black shirt is bigger than when you came here before? Is it my imagination..."

Wei Huan tugged at the shirt he was wearing.

"……Yeah?"

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[1] Jiaguo: From "The Classic of Mountains and Seas·Western Mountains": "In the mountains of Buzhou...there are Jiaguo, which is actually like a peach, its leaves are like jujubes, the flowers are yellow and the leaves are red, and it takes no effort to eat them."

[2] Hooked snake: From Volume 2 of "Continued Natural History": "First of all, there is a hooked snake in the mountain. It is seven to eight feet long and has a hook at the end of its tail. The snake is in the mountain stream and uses its tail hook to be eaten by people and cattle on the bank."

[3] Bai Jiu: From "The Classic of Mountains and Seas·Nanshan Classic": There is a tree, its shape is like a grain and its grain is red, its sweat is like paint, its taste is like glutinous rice, the person who eats it is not hungry and can relieve his labor, and its name is Bai Jiu.

Jiu.(The original character "jiu" is actually unrecognizable in Jinjiang?? In fact, it has a cursive prefix on it)