All Heaven and Worlds Bookstore System
Chapter 339: Nonsense
"Buddha, do you have any treasures?"
Looking at Tathagata with a smile, Yang Xiao asked back.
Tathagata looked dumbfounded, what do you mean, this kid asked him if he had any treasures what he wanted to do.
Frozen, Tathagata nodded and said: "This is no nonsense, of course, there is a Treasure Tathagata, you think it is a nonsense."
"What a treasure, can you let me see the Buddha?"
With a deliberately curious look in his eyes, Yang Xiao pretended to be cute.
Tathagata is not stupid, and he becomes vigilant in an instant: "Boy, what do you want to do? Don't take it as the Buddha. You don't know. You have a lot of space, or something like a storage bag."
"No, Buddha, did you make a mistake, Ami's hair, the monks don’t lie, Buddha, I really don’t."
Yang Xiao pretended to be stupid, surprised in his heart. As expected, the Tathagata didn't catch him for no reason. What clue was this!
Could it be that he knew that he was responsible for Xiaoleiyin Temple and Chanjiao in the underworld?
Improbable, it was impossible for Tathagata to pay attention to him at that time. After thinking about it for a while, Yang Xiao's eyes lit up and figured out what was going on.
Not surprisingly, Kui Mulang had given him something before, and when he put it away, Tathagata caught sight of it.
After all, he is just a celestial being, but Kui Mulang is Taiyi, who can hold a piece of Taiyi's portable space, which ordinary celestials cannot do.
"Hmph, do you think this Buddha will believe you? This Buddha has seen it with his own eyes."
With a sneer, the Tathagata looked at Yang Xiao contemptuously, already defining Yang Xiao as a cunning man in his heart.
Of course Yang Xiao would not admit it, and said solemnly: "Ami Tathagata has no hair, Ami Burning Lamp has no hair, Ami Maitreya has no hair, and the little monk swears by the three Buddha Ami's hair and will never lie."
"If you lie, let the three Buddha Ami have hairless and the little monk Ami have hair."
Looking at Yang Xiao in a daze, the Tathagata, Maitreya Buddha and the burning lamp all frowned. Tathagata said silently: "What kind of ghost are you talking about? What kind of Buddha's name do you recite? You want to recite Ami's buddha."
"It's useless to talk about it. You shouldn't be my Buddhist disciple. I pretend to be what my Buddhist disciple intends to do."
After speaking, the quasi-sage pressure on the Tathagata was released, and he wanted to scare Yang Xiao first.
Silently rolled his eyes, Yang Xiao directly let the system resist the pressure from Tathagata.
Seeing that Yang Xiao's expression remained unchanged under his coercion, Tathagata's eyes suddenly showed shock.
Ran Deng and Maitreya Buddha were stunned, and Nian Deng curled their lips and said: "Tathagata, have you not eaten, how come your quasi-sage coercion can't even lie down?"
"Fuck off, this kid is weird, he is not a simple person, just say, who are you on earth."
He stared at Burning Lantern with a black face, and Tathagata asked Yang Xiao.
Pretending to yawn, Yang Xiao said with a serious face: "My name is Tang Si Zang, you can also call me Yin Cicada."
"Just answer this question, and then ask those who need to pay, and say that I'm rich and poor, and I don't know how to get treasures when I ask questions."
Hearing Yang Xiao's words, the Tathagata was so hung up to death, to figure out the situation, now you are a prisoner, OK?
His complexion flickered for a while, and the Tathagata hummed: "Whimsical, you don't answer, the Buddha has some means for you to answer."
With a sneer, Tathagata suddenly spoke, and two bright beams of light blasted in his eyes. Before Yang Xiao could react, he went directly into Yang Xiao's mind.
"Dog host, this is Buddhism's method of transcendence. After this trick, even the evildoer will convert piously, leaving only the Buddha in his heart and become a faithful running dog of Buddhism."
"After a while, the Tathagata will definitely ask you again. You pretend to be controlled to answer and try to deceive the treasure again. He thinks that you are controlled and should not be able to prevent it."
"This is the state after the method of cross-transformation, try to imitate the image point."
When the light blasted, the sound of the system in Yang Xiao's mind sounded, and a picture appeared at the same time.
Not to mention that this is just a projection, even if it is the body, there is a system, and the Tathagata would never want to easily transform it.
Yang Xiao remembers the system's words, write down the picture, and sneered in his heart, the dog is here, if you want to control the owner, do you want to have fun with you.
After the light dissipated, Yang Xiao followed the picture the system showed him, pretending to be confused and admiring the Tathagata.
Seeing Yang Xiao's appearance, Tathagata nodded in satisfaction, no problem, it must have gone.
"Now you can tell the Buddha your name."
Tathagata smiled slightly and asked again, Ran Lan and Maitreya Buddha watching with interest.
"Back to the Buddha, the disciple Tang Sizang, also called Yin Chanzi."
Looking at Tathagata pretending to be enthusiastic, Yang Xiao smirked in his heart, and the answer was the previous answer.
There was a trace of consternation on his face. The Tathagata was dumbfounded, and Duhua failed. Is this kid playing with them?
"Are you my Buddhist disciple?"
Frowning, looking at Yang Xiao's appearance, Tathagata thought it was unlikely to fail, and asked again.
Yang Xiao pretended to be honest and replied: "No, the disciple is a disciple of interpretation."
"The disciple's real name is Yang Hei, Yin Chanzi and Tang Sizang, both of which are my dharma titles."
Hearing this, the Tathagata suddenly realized that it was he who had misunderstood, so he said that his transformation technique could fail for no reason.
It turned out that this kid had named him himself. Did he explain to his disciples?
Tathagata fell into deep thought and looked at Ran Lantern and Maitreya Buddha: "What do you think?"
"It's hard to say now, but first ask him about the purpose of elucidating and teaching him and his intention to impersonate my Buddhist disciple."
Nodded, the Tathagata asked Yang Xiao.
Yang Xiao replied: "The Buddhism is prosperous, the Buddha rises and the road disappears. I explain and teach the Taoist school, but I am naturally unwilling. The masters and uncles let me get into the Buddhism and think of a way to divide the luck."
"I bewitched Emperor Tang to learn from the scriptures, just to try to see if I can divide my luck, but unfortunately I don't have any clues now."
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the Tathagata and others narrowed slightly, it turned out that it was the purpose.
Although they had some guesses, it was another matter to tell them from Yang Xiao, a "explaining and teaching disciple".
"By the way, the masters and uncles gave me a treasure, saying that it can confuse the heavens, swap the fate of me and Tang Sanzang, and use it at critical moments to transfer the luck that should belong to Buddhism to me. Explain teaching."
Yang Xiao casually talked nonsense, excited in his heart, took the bait, took the bait, hurry up!
Hearing that there was still such a treasure, Tathagata was shocked: "Take it out quickly and take a look at the Buddha."
"I can’t get it out. Master and uncles said that this treasure is on me. It takes a lot of heaven, material and earth treasures to make it appear. When it is critical, they will send the heaven, material and earth treasures, and then this treasure will appear. The cast starts."
Of course Yang Xiao couldn't come up with an excuse he had thought up.
Frozen, Tathagata frowned and stared at Yang Xiao closely, but did not see anything unusual.
Depending on the situation, his method of transformation has not failed, that is to say, what this kid may say is true.
Seeing the performance of the Tathagata in his eyes, Yang Xiao laughed in his heart, always guarding your old boy, who is not an actor-level when it comes to acting.
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