All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

At midnight on July 1, as the NBA free agent market officially opened, the busiest time of the year for basketball reporters also arrived.

Since there are so many big fish in this year's free agent market that you can't even count them, whoever can get the first-hand information means that the media he works for will be the first to seize the high ground of public opinion.

As an NBA columnist, Barbas made coffee early and prepared to spend three days and three nights with him.

However, from early morning until mid-morning

This year's free agent market is quieter than people think.

"According to official NBA news, the Miami Heat officially signed restricted player Lamar Odom from the Los Angeles Clippers with a six-year, $71.7 million contract.

Earlier, the Clippers officially confirmed to the league that they would not match the Heat's offer for Lamar.

In addition, in an interview, Clippers general manager Elgin Baylor said that Pat Riley was destroying the market price of the NBA because Lamar was simply not worth the price in his opinion. "

Wang Defa! ?

At 10 a.m. on the 1st, just when Barbas was almost asleep, he suddenly became anxious when he saw the news disclosed by other media.

Because this feeling of watching others grab the headlines is really uncomfortable.

"This should be a B-level signing.

Pat Riley isn't the kind of coach who's willing to mess up all the time.

The arrival of Lamar will be a good addition to the Heat.

As for Lamar’s annual salary of more than $10 million in the next few years

As long as he can continue his performance in the 2002/03 season, then he will be worth the price. "

have to.

Now I can only follow others and write some reviews or something.

In the NBA, reporters usually rely on connections to grab news.

But

Why has it been ten hours since the introduction?

Why haven't my good friends even sent me a text message?

Barbas was stunned.

And just when he was about to get up to make a cup of coffee and come back to type on the keyboard.

Suddenly, he received a phone call that caught him off guard.

Bill Duffy?

The agent of Su Feng, Nash, and Yao Ming?

"His Majesty the King asked me to call you and ask you

Would you be interested in reporting on His Majesty the King's upcoming decision? "

Barbas: "!!!"

"Please tell His Majesty the King for me that I am ready to serve him at any time."

After sorting out his emotions, Barbas, who had already thrown away the coffee cup in his hand, answered hurriedly.

…

At 3:30 pm local time in Miami, USA.

Just when the citizens of Miami were enjoying the sunshine and beaches of Florida as usual.

A piece of sudden news

The city was boiling almost instantly.

Miami, nicknamed "God's Waiting Room," is one of the most popular cities for retirees in the United States.

I have to say that Riley did choose a good place after leaving the Knicks.

As early as two years ago, when she came to Miami for business activities, Su Feng had stood on the bridge and looked across the Bishijing Bay.

In Indian language, Bishijing means the place where the moon rises.

And now, Su Feng has given a new meaning to the city of Miami.

——"The place where hope rises".

"According to ESPN columnist Barbas,

After choosing to opt out of the '4+1' contract with the Toronto Raptors, Su has initially reached a signing agreement with the Miami Heat.

According to this agreement, Su will receive a five-year contract with a total value of nearly 100 million! "

"Miami Heat? Is Su really going to the Miami Heat?"

"No way, no way. The Heat have been bad for almost two years. It's impossible for Su to choose the Heat, right?"

"If this news is true, can we look forward to the future of the Miami Heat?"

Online, forums between China and the United States exploded in an instant.

And just when many Miami residents thought this was fake news.

4:30 pm local time in Miami.

Major television stations in North America cut off all of their television programming at almost the same time.

The last time such a grand occasion occurred was when Britney and Su Feng announced that they had a child.

On the TV, when Su Feng's figure appeared, people quickly recovered from their confusion.

Only by being here can you realize firsthand how much impact Su Feng had on people of this era on this summer afternoon in 2003.

Su Feng officially announced his decision through the media!

In New York, NBA executives who have begun formulating next season's schedule and broadcast plan immediately changed the number of Heat's national broadcast games next season from 8 to 25 games.

After some struggle, the broadcast plan was changed from 25 games to 38 games!

At the same time, the seven major bookmakers in North America urgently revised the Miami Heat's championship odds next season.

After all, if the Heat really win the championship next season, then these bookmakers must not be ruined by betting dogs?

The Miami Heat's ticket consultation phone number was overwhelmed within 15 minutes.

The Heat's season tickets for the next few years were all sold within 10 minutes.

All newspapers and magazines had photos of Su Feng wearing the Heat's No. 23 jersey posted in advance.

From the beach to the shopping mall, a few hours later, a large number of Miami residents flocked to the American Airlines Center Arena.

When His Majesty the King comes to Miami

I wonder which Heat fan wouldn't be excited about this?

Within 24 hours, the Heat's market value almost doubled.

On the evening of the 1st, Beijing time, in the "Xinwen Lianbo", the official media of the Rabbit family also reported the news that the people of the Mili family went crazy because of a king rabbit.

On Sports Five, after the "Sports News" program was broadcast, "Five Young Masters" specially made a four-hour popular science introduction for the Heat.

The "Six Princesses" next door played a documentary about Su Feng's time with the Toronto Raptors that night:

----"I come, I see, I conquer".

According to the later memories of programmers of this era,

From the afternoon of the 1st to the early morning of the 2nd, they worked tirelessly for more than ten hours to restore the normal operation of the paralyzed network.

"This is a day destined to go down in history for the Miami Heat!

I'm glad that Sue finally chose the Miami Heat among many teams. "

On the 2nd, when Riley appeared at the press conference wearing a suit, people noticed that he seemed to have become 20 years younger overnight.

In the market, a large-scale assassination campaign about Riley also quietly began.

"What makes Pat Riley qualified to coach SU?"

"Pat Riley, he's just a hypocrite, and he's qualified to coach?"

"GTMD Elgin Baylor, are you a pig?

Why did you let Lamar Odom go so cheaply? "

New York, Olympic Building, NBA Headquarters.

Stern never expected the decision Su Feng finally made.

Because for a player who is at the peak of his career

Choose to join a team with the worst record last season.

How much courage does it take to do this?

have to.

From Stern's point of view, why does he need to suppress Su Feng?

What if I don’t praise you well?

So if Su Feng's divine personality breaks down like Jordan's, what do you think Stern will do?

But after careful consideration,

If Su Feng's record in the future is not considered for a long time, in Stern's view, after Su Feng announced that he would join the Heat, this is indeed a good thing for the overall pattern of the league.

only

It was just hard on Su Feng.

…

So now comes the problem.

Was Su Feng's childhood really "bitter"?

The answer is of course no.

On the 3rd, Nike officially announced that they will launch two new Su Feng sneakers in the new season.

One is "Phenomena: Summer of Love" with Miami's uniform colors as the main color.

The other one is "The Promise of That Year" jointly signed by Su Feng and James.

Because James's influence is too great, Su Feng's previous idea of ​​recruiting him into the "Phenomena Series" was just an idea.

Just like Su Feng remembered, before the draft started, James signed a sky-high agreement with Nike worth more than 90 million US dollars.

Unfortunately.

Since the appearance of this sneaker is quite average, even a die-hard James like Su Feng has never bought this sneaker.

Of course, according to many friends who have worn the LeBron series, these shoes are quite comfortable to wear.

And even though he failed to make James his shoe sales tool.

However, this summer, the "Phenomena" series has welcomed a new member.

Before the draft, the "Phenomena" signed Carmelo Anthony from Syracuse University with a five-year, $50 million contract.

According to this agreement, as long as our team can reach the All-Star Game twice in the past five years, this agreement will automatically become a lifetime agreement.

According to Su Feng's wishes, Anthony will also get his exclusive sneakers under the "Phenomena" banner.

Namely: the "melon" branch.

Look, what does it mean to become a successful person in the eyes of others before even playing in the NBA?

When he received the sincere contract from "Phenomena", Anthony, who happened to be staying in the same hotel as James at the time, had no choice but to run next door and hug James for a kiss.

Because if it hadn't been for the introduction by His Highness "Prince Jin", how could he, a mere newcomer, have received the title of "King of Wu" awarded by His Majesty the King?

And for Chris Paul, who is planning to go to college for two years to further his studies.

After learning about the agreement signed by Anthony and "Phenomena", his whole body almost turned into the shape of Su Feng.

Because you said such a contract.

How many portions of fried chicken can I buy?

When I learned that Paul hoped to endorse the "Phenomena" series in the future, Su Feng would not say to me like Jordan did, "You are not worthy of wearing an A-cone."

In fact, in addition to Xiao Yao's "Great Wall" branch, the "Phenomenon" series has high-looking sneakers in the "Phenomenon" series. As early as last year, "Phenomenon" surpassed "A" in market share. cone".

Among them, Carter's "Half Man, Half God" series has become No. 1 in the U.S. market just as Su Feng had expected.

However, considering that Carter's popularity may decline at any time due to Terry's anger, casting a wide net is the most important thing in Su Feng's eyes.

Therefore, if Paul still does not intend to change his original intention when entering the draft.

As for the "Brother Pao" branch of the "Phenomenon" series, who do you think would be better than me?

What is worth mentioning is that when helping Su Feng move that day, Kobe was very angry.

"Adi just told me through my agent

They wanted me to go to a sneaker launch in Europe with Trish in the summer. "Looking at Su Feng, Kobe said.

"Then what?"

"Then they actually told me to cooperate with Tracey as much as possible in this sneaker conference!" Kobe said angrily.

Ah this!

It’s indeed Adi!

In Su Feng's previous life, even if there was no "Eagle County Incident", during this period Adi still focused their main attention on McGrady.

And perhaps only fans who have been watching football for a long time may know that McGrady now has a nickname, called.

——"King Adi".

Of course, Adi doesn’t really dislike Kobe.

It's just because Kobe likes to give advice to designers when designing sneakers.

As a result, every time the sneakers were designed, they were either weird in shape or not in line with Adidas' traditional aesthetic.

As a result, Adidas has always loved and hated Kobe as his spokesperson.

In addition, compared with Kobe's own professional attitude, he did not do as well as Tracy McGrady in many aspects during his endorsement of Adidas.

And if Su Feng remembers correctly, Kobe's sneaker contract will expire in the summer of 2004.

so.

“Why don’t you wait until your contract expires to ‘phenomenon’!

You see, as long as you are willing to become a ‘phenomenon’, how about I let you design all your sneakers yourself? "Patting Kobe's shoulder, Su Feng said with a smile.

After hearing this, Kobe immediately rejected Su Feng's proposal.

Because you want him to be the spokesperson of the "phenomenon", why not let him work as a cleaner in the toilet?

“I’ve thought about it, I won’t go to Adidas’ sneaker promotion event this summer.

After your move is over, I will give you a good education on the training ground. "Looking at Su Feng, Kobe said.

have to.

Regarding Kobe's decision, Su Feng knew that this guy would definitely be abandoned by Adidas next year.

Unfortunately.

Because Nike has a serious "virgin complex" when it comes to choosing sneaker spokespersons, it is difficult for outsiders like Kobe to get the same treatment as Su Feng and James.

"Hey! Wait! Speaking of which, I can let Stephen endorse my 'Phenomena' series in the future!

Under Armor wears shit, come to your uncle to get a lifetime high-price agreement, isn't it delicious? "

On this day, I suddenly thought of my nephews and nephews.

Su Feng always felt that he wouldn't have to worry about food and drink even if he just relied on selling shoes.

…

On the 4th, Su Feng officially arrived in Miami.

According to the "Su Feng Terms" and Su Feng's current career length, after signing with the Heat this time, he will receive a contract with a total value of US$97 million, a starting salary of US$15.75 million, and a total term of five years. salary contract.

Because there is no "Bird Clause" after changing teams, Su Feng's salary increase in the next few years will be slightly less than the contract he renewed with the Raptors.

Just like during the Raptors period, when Su Feng signed with the Heat this time, he also requested that a "trade veto" be added to the contract.

In addition, in the fifth year of this contract, Su Feng will also have player options.

Knowing that Riley is not the kind of general manager and coach worthy of being entrusted to him for life, Su Feng knows that when working with someone like Riley, even if he loves you again, you have to leave a way out for yourself.

And on the day when Su Feng was signed.

According to Riley's family, Riley seemed to be crazy. After returning home, he locked himself in the bathroom and poured several basins of ice water on his head.

Moreover, Riley's TV set was also smashed by him with his excited iron fist.

And in Riley's own words,

These TV sets, which once played other programs, are no longer worthy of being in the home!

From now on, in Riley's house, the TV can only play programs related to Su Feng!

According to Miami Road News

Riley even had Su Feng's jersey number printed on his underwear.

In short

Just like Su Feng remembered, Riley was not only perverted towards others.

He is equally perverted in his treatment of himself.

However, this day

When he invited Su Feng to his home for dinner and asked about his summer training plan, Riley was defeated by Su Feng.

"What? With this level of training, can it be called training?

Mr. Pat Riley, to be honest, if I had not signed an agreement with your team, I would really want to retire immediately. " Su Feng said with great disdain regarding the training requirements raised by Riley.

Hearing this, Riley immediately broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, "So how do you usually train in Toronto?"

"Of course you have to get up at four in the morning, and then run and walk the dog, and then...and finally again," Su Feng said while looking at Riley.

And this time.

Riley was completely shocked.

“No, no, you must not train like this anymore in Miami!

This is too harmful to the body. Riley said, looking at Su Feng affectionately.

puff--!

Let me tell you a joke.

Riley is actually afraid of training the players bad.

"That won't work, that's how I've been practicing.

And I came to Miami just to get more strict guidance from you. "Su Feng said.

"But...have you really persisted in this kind of training in the past few years?" Riley asked curiously.

"Of course." Su Feng replied seriously.

Ah this!

One thing to say.

If he hadn't already obtained Su Feng, then Riley would really have to have a good discussion with John Davis.

Because you said that in the NBA, how can there be a perverted coach like John Davis who fucks the star?

"Oh, by the way, if you can, leave that boy Darko to me!

I hope he can train with me before next season starts. "That day, at the end of the conversation, Su Feng said to Riley.

As for Su Feng's proposal,

Riley has already held three seconds of silence for Milicic in his heart.

Because after the draft, when the signing with Milicic was completed, Riley always felt that there was something wrong with the kid's mental attributes.

And now.

When he thought of the scene where he was about to moan bitterly under Su Feng's whip,

Hey, don’t tell me, Riley really thinks it’s quite exciting.

"Okay, I will tell his agent later that he must completely listen to your arrangements this summer.

Otherwise, I will not give him even one minute of playing time next season! "Patting Su Feng's shoulder, Riley said.

Oops!

Are you going to ask me to be the team leader as soon as you co-write this?

"If possible, leave the training of Manu and Lamar to me as well!" Su Feng said while looking at Riley.

"No problem!" Riley smiled.

Perfect!

have to say

Choosing to come to the Heat this summer is really the most correct choice!

On the 5th, when people were still discussing how the Heat should build the team, UU Reading www. uukanshu.net With the Miami local media throwing out a preview of the Heat's lineup for next season

Fans from all over the world immediately went crazy!

In this preview picture, four handsome guys, Su Feng, Milicic, Ginobili, and Korver, stand side by side.

Under the picture, there is a text like this:

"Are you really not going to come to a Miami Heat NBA game?

This is the best-looking male model team in NBA history! "

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