All-in-one Sign

Warm water flows from the faucet and into the expansive tub, which fills the bathroom with white air.

The same is the bath, Chinese people and Westerners are just the opposite. The former prefers before going to bed, while the latter basically chooses it in the early morning.

Chinese people take a bath to help sleep and let themselves rest better, while Westerners are more embarrassed, they choose early morning to get rid of the smell.

After being exhausted by traveling and not resting all day, Xu Ang urgently needed a high-quality sleep. In order to achieve this goal, he chose to wash and then sleep.

The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is often cruel.

The movement in the bathroom attracted a child, Xiaoxiao hid her body behind the wall outside the door, only stuck her little head out, took a look inside the bathroom, and then took another look.

When Xu Ang looked over, she immediately retracted her little head, and it didn't take long for her to stick it out again.

once.

twice.

"Gluck cluck..."

Xiaoxiao took this as pigeon playing a game with herself, and laughed happily.

"Xiaoxiao, my brother is going to take a bath. You go to your mother to take you to sleep."

Seeing that the bathtub was filled with water, Xu Ang wanted to close the bathroom door, but the children who were having fun would do it.

"Don't play with water, pigeons, they will wet the bed."

"Wow, my pigeon is going to wet the bed, shy..."

The child was talking to himself and swiping his little face on his little face. If Xu Ang wasn't the one involved, he really thought it happened.

That's where the rumors come from.

Spreading my rumors in front of my face is unbearable.

Resolutely grabbing the rumormonger and carrying her into the bathroom, Xu Ang decided to wash the child well.

"Pigeon, what are you doing?"

The child stared blankly at Xu Ang, asking questions, but a pair of small hands were raised at Xu Ang's gesture, so that Xu Ang could take off her little skirt.

"I'm looking at a naked kid."

The little girl who realized it later didn't realize who the pigeon was talking about until Xu Ang picked her up and saw the image in the mirror.

"Bare ass, giggle..."

Pointing at himself in the mirror, the little boy giggled.

Children are not honest when they take a bath. Taking a bath for them is more tiring than washing them ten times by themselves. In order to reduce the burden on Xiaoying's mother, Xu Ang took over the job consciously.

The child is still young and it's nothing, and it won't work when she is one or two years older.

"I'm a naked baby!"

"Look at Pigeon, Xiaoxiao's bare ass!"

What do you have to be proud of, silly boy?

That is to say, there is no smartphone now, otherwise Xu Angzhen will record this scene and save it carefully. When the child becomes an adult or on the day of marriage, show her on the big screen of the wedding, so that everyone knows that you are Xu Xiao like this.

But in just a short moment, Xu Ang has already conceived a big drama such as "the elder brother supervises the production, the little sister performs in her true colors, exposes a dusty history of more than ten years, and shows you the unknown side of Xu Xiao's little baby".

In other words, I'm really a good brother by using the director ability that I got from the daily check-in draw to do this.

Laughing and laughing, the child can't laugh.

Because Xu Ang had brought her to the bathtub, looking at the big bathtub with steaming smoke, the child: I was terrified at the time.

"What do you want to do?"

"Don't scald the baby with hot water, mommy come and save the baby."

"Little baby pigeon pigeon, you are a good pigeon pigeon, don't bully little sister."

The child used both hands and feet, entangling Xu Ang like a koala and not letting go, but she forgot that the bare butt she was proud of just now was still exposed. got on the water.

"Wow wow... don't slap me, don't sass baby... eh?!"

The children who were about to cry were all ready to cry, and suddenly found that the water looked very smoky and seemed to be very hot. In fact, it was warm, warm, not hot at all. She immediately took back the tears and tried to tap the water with her foot, and then tap again.

Laughing watched the little girl put her feet in slowly, then let go of her hand and let her little body slide in along the edge of the bathtub. When her whole body was soaked in warm water, her eyes lit up.

"Wow!"

Children discover new worlds.

"Take a shower!"

Standing in the chest-high water, the child waved to Xu Ang: "Come here, pigeon."

Little sister did not forget to call her brother when she had good things, Xu Ang was very relieved.

He was about to respond to his little sister's call, when Xiaoying's mother shouted outside with her mobile phone: "Son, I have your phone."

Reached into the bathtub with both hands, and pulled hard, bringing out a splash of water, which splashed the children's heads and faces. Xu Ang laughed, ignoring the irritable little milk voice behind him, and quickly fled the crime scene.

"Don't let your sister play in the water."

Xiaoying's mother put the phone in Xu Ang's hand and went into the bathroom by herself.

"I'll take your sister to wash."

The call was from Hendry, and Xiaoying's mother had been connected before that. Xu Ang asked, "What's the matter?"

"Boss, I'm sorry to disturb you so late, but you have to decide this matter."

"About the release time of "Blair Witch" has been set, in October of this year, North

The United States opened 500 theaters, but the boss, you have to spend more than 5 million US dollars, otherwise no theater is willing to accept it now. "

It's not just unwilling to accept it, it's simply an unceremonious rejection, okay?

Many theater owners even sneered: "Huaxia people make such movies? It's all rubbish, and my grandson who is still breastfeeding can make better movies than this."

"Look at what you said, can the Chinese people be compared with the great Milliken?"

"That's right. It's a joke in a poor and backward country. You don't have enough to eat, and you want to play movies."

"But for the sake of the green Franklin, we can be extra kind and let this garbage try to show it at midnight."

"Franklin's face has to be given, then let it be screened."

"Only one show will make Chinese people cry. I think I can play two shows, one a day, for two days. Oh, when I think that this kind of garbage can land in my theater, I feel guilty and blaspheme the sacred. the film industry."

"Come on, you can't let it go if you really want to."

"No! Never!"

"Because Huaxia people give a lot of money, right, hahaha..."

Xu Ang thought about it and said, "Money is not a problem, as long as they can fulfill their promises."

The Americans took me as a big head, they thought they could make bad money from me, but in the end they couldn't decide who made who's money.

When the original "Blair Witch" was released in only a few dozen theaters, didn't it still reach the box office of 300 million US dollars?

Now that the number of first screenings has reached 500, coupled with the fact that he has more online campaigns than the original cast, the box office will not be bad.

"Hendry, remember, the momentum on the Internet can't stop for a moment."

"Also, give me the room book of Junjing Homeland tomorrow."