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Chapter 804: Dog Talk

When you meet children, don't try to reason with them, because you often can't reason with them.

Children's thinking is not on the same channel as adults.

Morita Akio looked at the two children, one and three, and he didn't want to get involved with them, so he didn't care what they said, and just took Wu Baige's words and said to them: "Little sister, uncle has something to do with your brother. Look over there, Your brother is waiting for your uncle, and your uncle won’t play with you.”

After saying that, Akio Morita was leaving.

Xiaoxiao looked at him curiously, followed him with quick steps, and asked him: "Are you really a fool? What are you doing to my brother? Do you want to make my brother stupid? Eh~~~ You What a bad person!"

The little sister was muttering to the side, which made Akio Morita want to ignore her, but her voice kept hearing in his ears. There was only a few steps away, which made Akio Morita very angry.

It happened that he wanted to ask Xu Ang for something, but he didn't dare to be unfriendly to Xu Ang's sister in front of Xu Ang, so he could only endure it.

When it comes to their ability to endure, the people in District 11 are like the name of a certain anime - the Turtles.

Being able to face the interference of Akatsuki Gouzi without blushing or heart beating, Akio Morita's Qi-nurturing Kung Fu really has two brushes.

However, no matter how powerful your Qi-nurturing skills are, there are limits.

When he met the Gouzi family, it was difficult for Akio Morita not to be defeated.

Seeing that Akio Morita ignored her questions, Xiaoxiao asked Sisi and Xiao Qingzi who were wandering around Akio Morita with her: "Why doesn't he talk to me? Is it because he is stupid and can't understand Xiao Qingzi?" What my sister said? She is really a fool under the sun, and she can’t even understand her words.”

Children's likes and dislikes are influenced by their parents. Xiaoxiao was influenced by Fang Shuying and had no good impressions of the idiots under the sun.

There is no way to make people of Fang Shuying's age love to watch Anti-Japanese War movies. Those are precious memories of their generation's childhood. Excellent ideas like this must be passed down from generation to generation.

Xiao Qingzi had short legs. She ran two steps quickly and ran to Xiaoxiao. While peeking at Akio Morita, she seemed to be afraid that she would be noticed by this stranger. At the same time, she expressed her opinion: "Should I go with Xiaoxiao?" Only when he speaks stupid words can he understand.”

Xiaoxiao tilted her little head: "Idiot, I can't."

She can speak goose language, baby language, and dog language, but she cannot speak stupid language.

So, she and Xiao Qingzi looked at Sisi together.

They are so young, so it is normal for them not to speak stupid words, but Sibaobao is an older child over ten years old, so it is inevitable that he cannot speak stupid words.

Sisi tugged on her little ears in distress. She didn't know stupid words, but fortunately, she once saw a bad guy on TV speaking stupid words. What did the bad guy say?

Little Sisi thought hard, searching for stupid words in her memory. She was the eldest child in the Gouzi family, and she couldn't let the other two Gouzi look down on her.

When Morita Akio saw that he was about to go to Xu Ang's place, he could no longer turn a blind eye to the little sisters. He felt that he had to leave a good impression in front of Xu Ang.

So Morita Akio stopped, lowered his head and said to the three little sisters: "You are all children. It is not easy for us to learn the language of District 11. You will not be normal..."

Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, Sisi, who wanted to avoid being looked down upon, finally found the stupid words she was looking for in her memory. Sisi raised her head, met the eyes of Akio Morita, and looked at Akio Morita who was smiling. Imitate the tone and movements on TV and shout: "Baga!"

Akio Morita's smile froze directly on his face.

What did I just hear?

A child yelled at me fiercely... Baga?

I am not hallucinating, right?

Akio Morita subconsciously felt that such a young child would not say such words. Look at how cute, cute and innocent she is. Those dark eyes were pure and flawless, how could she scold me.

The auditory hallucination must be an auditory hallucination. If it’s not an auditory hallucination, it’s because my hearing is misunderstood.

Just as he was thinking about this, Akio Morita saw Xiao Qingzi giving a thumbs up to Baby Si, and praised Baby Si without hesitation. At the same time, the youngest sister of the Gouzi family also praised Si Baobao: "That's right."

Xiao Qingzi, whose memory was awakened by Si Baobao's words, also remembered that in the TV and movies her godmother loved to watch, there were always bad guys saying stupid things. Si Baobao said the most common words they said, and she, Xiao Qingzi, also used another sentence She uses stupid words to show that she also knows stupid words.

Even though Cowardly Dog is the youngest, she knows a lot.

One sentence is a coincidence, which can be explained by my own misunderstanding, but what about the other two sentences?

Akio Morita couldn't keep his face off.

Coyotito, you said you don’t know how to speak stupidly!

Isn't this quite skillful?

Si Baobao laughed proudly: "I am extremely talented!"

Seeing Akio Morita's face, he could barely maintain his expression control, Xiaoxiao raised his hands high, led the little boys to charge towards his brother, and shouted: "Fuck you!"

She was originally going to say stupid brother, but considering that there were other people around, she decided to save face for her brother, so she deliberately kept it vague. Little did he know that in this case, Akio Morita did not misunderstand, but he misunderstood. After all, these words were too similar to...well, they were just stupid words.

Each of the three little sisters said something stupid, and if you said they didn't mean it, he wouldn't believe it even if they killed Akio Morita.

You three little guys, I suspect you are playing me.

Yes, you are playing me, absolutely.

His heart was furious, and the "red deer" in Morita Akio's heart sounded like

There are ten thousand rings in the Spring Festival, one ring after another, and each ring is louder than the last.

Wu Baige next to him tried his best not to laugh out loud.

Why do you think Akio Morita is provoking children? Do you really think that just by smiling, speaking softly, and being amiable, you can make children think you are a good person?

shallow!

If I didn't want to attract investment and find opportunities with you, I wouldn't hold it in. You don't even know how hard it is to hold back your laughter.

It can be said that people from District 11 can endure it. In just a few steps, Akio Morita adjusted his mentality, got rid of unnecessary emotions, and walked in front of Xu Ang. While shaking hands with Xu Ang, he also praised: "What a cute little kid, so lovable."

Touching Xiaoxiao's little head, Xu Ang said to them: "Go and play. Brother is busy. I will accompany you later."

Xiaoxiao nodded her little head obediently and led the dog family to search for traces of the thread ball to continue the chasing game. Xu Ang no longer had the entanglement of his three little sisters. He led Wu Baige and Akio Morita into the house and began to talk about today's business.

To be precise, it was the business that Akio Morita was eager to find.

"Mr. Shengtian, I know your purpose. I didn't take you into consideration originally, but since Director Wu is willing to be the middleman, I will give you a chance to bid."

"Remember, you only get one chance."

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