ALL MY WIVES ARE BEAUTIFUL ELVES



Just as Ellie asked Kan if he wanted to eat, the system message popped up once more. Kan glanced at it and it wasn't even much of a struggle deciding which one he would pick and say.

[Sure, if you'd let me cook! - (+10 charm points)]

[Sure, if you can cook! - (-10 charm points)] ...

Looking at the two options, it was practically a give away that Kan wouldn't dare to pick the second one. After all, his charm was what had gotten him so far.

"Sure, if you'd let me cook" Kan said with a grin. Ellie on hearing this stared at Kan with a look of disbelief. She thought at first she must have misheard what he said but seeing he was waiting for her response, she knew it had to be true.

"You can cook?" Ellie asked.

"What? ...Do they write it on foreheads?" Kan retorted, breaking her daze. She glared at Kan with a reproaching look before turning around, walking towards a door.

Kan took her actions as a "yes" to letting him cook because right then, she was walking towards the kitchen and kan knew this because the door was left open.

As she walked ahead of him, Kan couldn't help but notice her legs were almost too perfectly shaped.He stared at her thick, fleshy thighs wondering what it would feel like to grab it just once.

His nine inch monster was already anticipating the pleasure and the scenes cooking up in his head were not the most holy ones.

Ellie accepted Kan's cooking challenge, leading him to the modestly stocked kitchen. With a quick glance at the sparse foodstuffs, she admitted, "You think you could work something with these? I rarely eat at home, so... yeah."

Surveying the limited ingredients, Kan couldn't help but chuckle. "You'd be surprised what I can do."

With a playful grin, he continued, "So, let's see here," Kan said, playfully wriggling his finger in the air as he contemplated his culinary creation. He reached for the cupboard and began to gather an assortment of items. He ended up emptying every cupboard and dumping the ingredients on the counter top.

He playfully grinned as he glanced back at Ellie who took a seat, positioning herself on top of the countertop to watch Kan cook.

kan's gaze swept across her laps and his mind almost got lost between cooking those thick laps or cooking something they would eat.

"Are you planning to make a meal for the entire city? what do you need all those for?!" Ellie asked with amusement and curiosity in her tone.

"Shush, do not interrupt a masterpiece in creation!" Kan hushed Ellie. This words from him elicited a giggle from Ellie as she found Kan funny.

Her used his hand to flap his long elf ears as he contemplated on what to do with all he had on the table.

The list : A can opener, some loaves of bread, a can of fish, an ego on the line, a reputation to protect amongst others.

Just as he looked around for more things he could add to his grand masterpiece, his eyes landed on an apron hanging from the kitchen door handle. As he grabbed it, he noticed a hole in the pants area.

"What? Don't judge me," Ellie quipped, her tone light as she saw Kan's surprised expression after discovering the apron's defect.

"Hehehe... now watch a master do it!" Kan declared with a smirk, his confidence undeterred. He grabbed a can of fish and got to work.

Kan's cooking process took an unexpectedly turn.He began by attempting to open the can of fish, only to find himself struggling with the can opener. After a comical struggle, he managed to pry it open, but not without a triumphant grin.

"Step one, conquered!" Kan declared with a flourish, earning a laugh from Ellie.

[Arousal - 25%]

"What? it dropped?!!" Kan thought as he saw the notification.

[Of course it dropped!! wrap up this cooking thing and let's move on to the real thing!!] Hela replied, not having any of it.

With the can of fish opened, Kan stared at it for a moment, deep in thought. Then, a mischievous glint sparkled in his eyes as he picked up a slice of bread and placed the fish on it as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

"Behold, the fish sandwich," Kan announced dramatically, presenting his creation with a flourish.

Ellie burst into laughter, covering her mouth in disbelief. "You can't be serious!"

Kan's grin only widened as he picked up another slice of bread and layered it on top of the fish. "The pièce de résistance," he declared, placing the final slice of bread with a flourish.

"Voilà! A masterpiece," Kan proclaimed proudly, holding up the towering creation.

Ellie's laughter filled the kitchen, her eyes twinkling with amusement. "I can't believe you just made a fish sandwich with a can of fish and two slices of bread."

Kan shrugged with mock seriousness. "Creativity knows no bounds."

As they both laughed, Ellie realized that despite the oddity of the meal, she was genuinely having fun. Kan's infectious energy was bringing a lightheartedness she hadn't felt in a long time.

"Alright, master chef, let's see if this masterpiece is edible," Ellie said, picking up the sandwich and taking a cautious bite.

Kan watched her with anticipation, his grin fading slightly as he awaited her verdict.

Ellie's expression changed from surprise to delight. "Hey, it's not bad! In fact, it's surprisingly tasty."

Kan's grin returned in full force. "I told you creativity knows no bounds."

As they both enjoyed the makeshift fish sandwich, Kan couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment. Not only had he managed to create something edible from meager ingredients, but he had also succeeded in lightening the atmosphere . The kitchen was filled with the echoes of laughter and playful banter as Kan and Ellie enjoyed the aftermath of the peculiar fish sandwich cooking adventure. As Ellie savored the last bites of her sandwich, she turned towards Kan with a bright smile.

"That was really good and tasty. Plus, you made it better with your little cute antics!" Ellie's playful tone carried a genuine warmth, and she playfully flicked Kan's forehead as she hopped down from the countertop where she had been sitting.

"Hey!!" Kan protested, rubbing his forehead and pretending to be offended, though a smile lingered on his lips. Ellie brushed by him with a mischievous glint in her eyes, heading to the sink to put away the used plate.

"What?" Ellie feigned innocence, her eyes avoiding Kan's as she innocently questioned his outcry. Her playful demeanor was infectious.

"Nothing...just this..." Kan responded with a smirk, gently flicking Ellie's head with his middle finger in a retaliatory move.

Ellie's expression transformed in an instant, a wicked grin forming on her lips as she realized she had the perfect opportunity for payback. Kan, sensing the impending mischief, quickly decided to retreat, dashing out of the kitchen and back to the living room.

"Come back here!!" Ellie's playful shout rang through the air as she abandoned the sink and gave chase, the thrill of the moment lighting up her eyes. The living room became a temporary battleground as their playful chase ensued, both of them enjoying the lighthearted moment and letting go of the weight of their respective worlds, if only for a little while.d bringing a smile to Ellie's face.

Kan continued to evade Ellie's attacks as she threw the chair cushions at him and several other "harmful" things. Kan acting like a seasoned acrobat decided to gain higher grounds as he ran back to the kitchen and jumped on the kitchen countertop.

However, he lost his balance in motion and slipped, following to the ground with a heavy thud.

*Gbam!!!*

..

"Oh shit!! that hurts like a motherf...!" Kan cursed internally.

"Oh shit!!" Ellie exclaimed as she rushed over to Kan and bent down to check on him.

Kan closed his eyes in pain for a good amount of time. However, when he finally opened it, his eyes met a sight to that made him question all he had believed in.

"Are those real?" Kan thought as he stared at Ellie's perfect breasts.