Thirty seconds later, the two of them landed in a box…
Su Xing explained embarrassingly: “I made a mistake just now, I didn’t pick up the gun when I landed, and I was caught in seconds… Come again!”
Half an hour later, Jiujiu’s tone was full of suspicion:
“Can you do it, Xing Xing, I jumped 15 umbrellas in half an hour! Those who didn’t know thought this game was “Skydiving Simulator”!”
Su Xing wiped the sweat off his brow, and said with a guilty conscience: “Mistake, mistake~ this time we’ll go to the jungle!”
At this time, Meng Qi’s reminder came from Su Xing’s ear.
“Monchimonchi~ (There are people at 6 o’clock!)”
Su Xing was stunned for a moment, and asked, “Where is it? Where is the person?”
Before he could see the enemy, Su Xing was shot in the head again, and Jiujiu was also killed in battle.
“Xing Xing, can you do it?!”
There was a voice of questioning chirping in the earphones, anyone who jumped 16 times in half an hour would not be able to bear it…
Su Xing was choked for a moment, and just about to explain, then with an idea, he turned his gaze to Monkey who was aside.
“Ahem, my cousin played it just now, this time I will take you flying, give me another chance!”
“Okay… I will trust you one last time!”
After receiving Jiujiu’s reply, Su Xing took off his earphones and cast a look of help at Monkey.
“Monkey, come, come, I’m a little tired from playing, let you play a few!”
“MonchiMonchi~(Didn’t you just say that children can’t play games?)”
Su Xing saw the sly look in Meng Qi’s eyes, instantly understood what he meant, gritted his teeth and said:
“Eat a handful of chicken and buy you a box of pet fruit!”
“Monkey!!! (let go of the mouse, let me do it!)”Fifteen minutes later, there was exclamation in the tweeted tone,
“It’s amazing Xing Xing, you killed 23 people and ate chicken, you are so handsome!!!”
Su Xing glanced at Meng Qi sitting on the gaming chair, and said with some guilt:
“Ahem, I told you I’m strong, do you believe me now?! Come on, come on, I’ll take you to eat chicken ten times today!”
…
Three hours later.
Su Xing enjoys the praise of the soft and soft loli voice, while drinking coke comfortably, and feels that his life has reached the pinnacle.
“Xing Xing, I’m going to sleep! You should go to bed early too!”
Jiujiu hesitated for a moment, summoned up his courage and said again:
“Xing Xing, do you want to have sex with me offline?”
wake:? ? ?
What should I do if a female netizen who has known me for three years asks me to meet offline? Wait online, hurry up! .
Chapter 43 What should I do if the female netizens want to meet? Wait online, hurry up!
Seeing that Su Xing did not answer for a long time,
Jiujiu seemed a little anxious and explained:
“Xing Xing, don’t think about it too much! I’m moving away from Linjiang City soon, and I may not be in Linjiang City for a long time in the future… That’s why I want to meet you offline, not Karma Your waist…”
After Jiujiu finished speaking, he sent a playful emoji.
Su Xing was amused when he heard the words, he wasn’t the one who was afraid of chirping.
It’s just that the two of them have been netizens for so long, and suddenly they are going to meet each other… Su Xing is just nervous.
“It’s over, it’s over, Jiujiu isn’t really a big man, is he? This will destroy the image of the goddess in my heart!”
Su Xing thought in a panic.
“Also, she won’t like my type, right? I heard that loli likes macho men? Do I have to hurry up and go to the gym?”
Su Xing was a little cranky, but he couldn’t be blamed for that.
Being human for two lives, Su Xing has been an otaku for two lives, and he has never experienced the sour smell of love at all!
At this time, a female netizen who had been ambiguous for a long time suddenly wanted to meet, and naturally felt a little nervous.
After thinking for a long time, Su Xing replied:
“Well… meet, it’s okay to meet… Let’s just say, um, that’s right, we will definitely meet when we have time!”
Tweeting: “…What the hell did you say, anyway, I’m going to another place in two months… Before that, we have to find a chance to meet, right?!”
Seeing that there are still two months left, Su Xing breathed a sigh of relief and said:
“Okay, don’t worry! Within a month, I promise to find time to come out and meet with you… After all, you know, I’m still very busy as a game planner!”
Jiujiu: “Okay, it’s a deal!”
After all, he is a netizen, and Su Xing is a game planner of a listed company in Jiujiu’s cognition, and a professional in life.
This can also explain why I wake up and play games every day…
And Jiujiu told Su Xing that she is also a life professional, and a planter who specializes in cosplaying anime characters…
“Hey, this is what I yearn for, the love between ordinary life professionals~”
Su Xing sighed a little.
Then I made up my mind and said: “No, I must work hard, I want to train my abdominal muscles, chest muscles, and biceps!”
After Su Xing finished speaking, his limbs rested on the floor, and he tried hard to do push-ups.
“One…two…three…five!”
“Well, that’s it for today, five push-ups! It’s already a huge improvement from 0 to 5!”
Su Xing wiped the sweat that didn’t exist on his forehead, then took out a bottle of happy water and drank it.
“Hey hey, let me see if there are any new episodes recently…”
[Ding, congratulations to the host for understanding the true meaning of salted fish, if you can’t do it, give up, trigger a thousand times crit, and reward 1000 salted fish points, currently 7899 salted fish points. 】
“Huh, so many salted fish points?”
Su Xing was stunned for a moment. When he first left the secret realm, he only had less than 5,000 salted fish points, but after staying at home for two days, he gained nearly 2,000 points.
“Oh, sure enough…it’s not that I want to be a salted fish, but that being a salted fish can make me stronger!”
Su Xing walked around the system mall, and found that all kinds of props emerged one after another, which made him really addicted.
What is the thunderous fruit in the straw hat king world, the wooden escape in the Naruto world…
But the points of these things are ridiculously high, and they are not something that Su Xing can afford now.
Besides, what Su Xing needs most now is experience points, so Su Xing decided to save 10,000 points to buy [Hook Experience Hourglass].
“Hey, the road is long and long, it’s true that working hard to accumulate points is the kingly way…”
Let’s talk about Su Xing lying on the sofa and playing mobile games again.
“Han Xin, the jungler on the fifth floor… if you don’t give it, give it away!”
…
Happy time always flies by quickly, and half a month is fleeting.
On this day, Su Xing lay on the bed staring at Monkey who was playing a game in a daze,
“Monkey, why have you grown so big?!”
Although the original Monkey was heavy, it was only the size of a kitten.
But in just half a month, Monchi’s body was almost the size of a husky, and it was difficult to hug him when he woke up.
“Well, good guy, you weigh more than 300 catties, and you sleep and play games every day, you should lose weight!”
“Monchimonchi~(You are the one who wants to lose weight!)”
Monkey protested loudly.
“Monchi Mengchi~(It’s that kind of delicious fruit, it makes me grow faster!)”
Su Xing was stunned for a moment, and then realized that what Monkey was talking about was the beast fruit.
During this period of time, Monchi has basically been helping Su Xing improve his score every day. Su Xing lol’s rank has already been scored from Bronze 4 to Diamond 1!
Excited to wake up, he posted more than a dozen Moments to show off.
And Monchi has eaten hundreds of pet fruits in the past half month, no wonder he has grown so rapidly.
“Oh, what a gold-swallowing cute beast, youIt has already cost me hundreds of thousands! Do you see which pet can eat like you? ! ”
Su Xing complained habitually.
Who knew that Monkey took out a mobile phone after hearing this, and then handed a picture on the screen to Su Xing to see.
This is an advertising poster with a line of big characters written on it.
“Do you want your pet to evolve faster? Do you want your pet to be cuter? Now place an order to buy high-grade pet spirit fruit, not 2988, not 1988, one is only 998! Quickly place an order and snap up!”
When Su Xing saw this ad, his forehead went dark, and he reprimanded:
“You know how to compare at such a young age? You want what other beasts want? Can you be more simple like me?!”
Meng Qi heard the words and retorted: “Monkey~ (You are not simple at all! And I have already placed an order!)”
wake:”???”
“What the hell?! You ordered it yourself?!”
Su Xing hurriedly opened the shopping website, only to find that 1,000 high-end pet beast spirit fruits had already been ordered!
“Monkey, this is a thousand! It’s worth a million! It’s not worth a million if you sell you!”
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