All People: Underworld Magic! The Whole World Is Begging Me To Stop

187. I can't take off this green hat!

To shit in public is already very embarrassing.

The self-esteem of the three devils has been trampled to the bottom.

It would be even more embarrassing if you eat shit in public.

The harm done to their body and mind will be irreparable and irreparable.

Even if it is to restart the universe and recreate the universe, no one knows that they have done such a thing, but they can't stand it in their hearts!

I am afraid that no matter what I eat in the future, I will think of the glory days of eating shit, and lose my appetite in an instant.

"Chu Tianyi, you can't kill without nodding your head. You asked us to dance in the women's troupe, and we endured it. You asked us to shit in public, and we also endured it!" Lingbao Mozun said angrily, "If you let us If we eat shit in public, we can't bear it anymore!"

The Taishang Demon Lord said: "If you dare to let us eat shit in public, we will definitely make your life worse than death, and use the most cruel means to torture you, you will regret it!"

The three demon bosses threatened Chu Tianyi sternly, trying to scare Chu Tianyi, make Chu Tianyi have some scruples, and avoid the tragic end of eating shit.

But can they scare Chu Tianyi?

Of course I can't be scared.

"So what if you can't bear it anymore, under the power of my magic, you can only bear it again and again!" Chu Tian said coldly, "You three evil animals want to refine the world of gods and destroy a world Such a frenzied and heinous behavior must be punished! Don't worry, the game has just begun!"

"Before you eat, add some tableware for you!"

As soon as Chu Tian said that, he used 【Green Hat】, and lost nine green hats to each of the three big devils.

As a result, the attributes of the three big demons were instantly weakened by 90%, and they felt weak in all aspects.

Not to mention the weakness caused by the green hat, even if the green hat is on the head, this is not decent!

Whether it is in the world of Shan Hai Jing or the world of gods, the green hat has only one meaning, and it is something that no man wants to have.

But now the three big devils not only own it, but also buy one and get eight free, so they have nine crowns at once, and they wear them on their heads, which is too shameful.

I feel like I have become a turtle in a brothel in an instant.

"Green hat? Damn it! Why are there nine green hats on top of our heads?"

"These nine green hats have greatly weakened us. Our strength has dropped by at least 0%!"

"No, quickly take off the green hat! Wearing nine green hats is too shabby!"

The three devils tried their best to remove the nine green hats on their heads, but the nine green hats seemed to be welded to their foreheads, and they were not moved at all.

It's hard for them to shift the cuckold even a millimeter.

"Don't waste your energy, you can't take off these nine green hats!" Chu Tian smiled and said, "Don't care so much, as the saying goes, if you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head, you green hats It’s full of energy and very environmentally friendly!”

"I don't believe it anymore!" The Primordial Heavenly Demon said harshly, "Your magic will definitely be deciphered by me!"

Chu Tian said disdainfully: "You want to go!"

The Primordial Heavenly Demon said viciously: "Since I can't take off my hat, then I will take off my head!"

After the Yuantian Demon finished speaking, he directly cut the knife on his own neck.

With a click, the neck of the original demon was cut off in an instant.

The head wearing the green hat rolled to the ground.

All the viewers watching the live broadcast were dumbfounded.

What is this operation?

"The original demon committed suicide because he couldn't bear the humiliation?"

"If you commit suicide, you're a person of Xingtian's level, who can live with his head chopped off. What kind of Xingtianwu's relatives are you? Meng Zhigu is always there."

"Yeah, at Xingtian's level, even if you lose your head, you won't die, let alone a saint who is immortal like the Primordial Heavenly Demon. Don't mention that the head is knocked off, even if it is burned to ashes, it can be resurrected instantly. What? Immortal? This, is immortal!"

Many knowledgeable viewers believe that the original demon did not commit suicide, after all, if he lost his head, he would die, and that was for ordinary people.

Some powerful monster gods will not die even if they lose their heads, let alone immortal saints!

Sure enough, after the head of the original demon rolled to the ground, granulation sprouted on the neck in an instant, and a brand new head was born not long after.

"I can't take off my hat, and I can't change my head?" Primordial Demon said confidently, "If I change my head, won't the hat just disappear?"

It turned out that this was the method of the original demon.

If the hat could not be removed, he cut off the head with the hat on and replaced it with a new one.

In this way, it is equivalent to taking off the hat.

It has to be said that the original demon is worthy of being the original demon, and he has a lot of vigor.

Self-decapitation can do such an understatement.

"Awesome, amazing!" Chu Tian gave a thumbs up, "Your move is like a gecko with its tail broken, which is unbelievable. Logically speaking, you should be successful, but you overlooked one thing, that is Brother, my magic is unreasonable. You might as well touch the top of your head to see if the green hat is still there?"

Yuan Tianmo touched the top of his new head subconsciously.

The soft green hat is on it, like a nesting doll, covered with layers.

People have a nine-story demon tower, and they have a nine-story green hat.

It can only be said that everyone has a bright future.

"Impossible! Why did I change my head, but my green hat is still there?" the Primordial Heavenly Demon yelled, somewhat collapsed.

Chu Tian said lightly: "You have already said that I am a demon method. Since it is a demon method, there must be something strange about it."

"You guys, just die this heart, the green hat I gave you, even if you are turned into ashes, it will be like an urn, put on your ashes, three lives and three generations will never be separated

"Listen to me, aren't you very moved? Don't be too busy to be moved, the gluttonous feast I prepared for you, you can now feast on the wind and clouds, eat more

Don't save yourself money, after all, you are still growing up...

As soon as Chu Tian spoke, he waved his hand, and cast [Dogs can't change eating shit] on the three monsters who were about to collapse.

"Ding, because you are in the fairy mode, your magic [dogs can't change and eat shit] triggers the fairy magic effect [Old Ba's secret small burger]."

"[Lao Ba's secret hamburger]: People who eat excrement will make feces into Lao Ba's secret hamburger and eat it. After eating, the effect of thunder will increase by 50%!"

The expressions of the three devils changed.

They resisted extremely in their hearts, but they had no choice but to start making small hamburgers made by Lao Ba for the reincarnation of the five grains they pulled out.

Their hands, like ghosts and animals, can make a thousand small hamburgers made by Lao Ba in a second. This work efficiency is probably the SpongeBob SquarePants of the Krab King.

There are afterimages of the small burgers made by the old eight secret made by the three devils, which is very happy at first glance.

But the audience watching the live broadcast almost threw up.

"Pervert, pervert!"

"I've seen Chu Tian make people eat shit before, and everyone else eats shit honestly. Just the three primitive demons, before eating shit, they have to make shit into the shape of a hamburger. What is this? A special quirk?"

"Tsk tsk, you're still a saint, playing with shit is so fun, it looks like you grew up in a hut since you were young, awesome!"

The audience vomited, vomited and vomited.

But the ratings are top notch.

After all, the scene of a saint playing with shit is a rare scene that even ten thousand kalpas may not be able to see.

If you don't look good today, you may really miss this village, and there will be no such store.

Nuwa couldn't bear to look directly at it, not only turned her head away, but also lit twenty-eight incense burners to neutralize the unpleasant smell.

"Your magic is too wonderful, and I will not be able to live in my Snail Palace in the future." Nuwa said while holding her forehead.

"Isn't it worth sacrificing a Snail Palace to let these three devils enjoy this level of treatment?" Chu Tian said calmly.

Anyway, the magic effect can't affect Chu Tianyi, and Chu Tianyi can't smell the bad smell.

Visually, Chu Tian has already gotten used to it.

Very calm.

After all, no one has poop in life since ancient times. If you go to the toilet, you have to bring paper.

Come to think of it, well, it's still disgusting...

"It's worth it." Nüwa said in confusion, "But disgusting is also really disgusting.

Chu Tian smiled and said, "Think about it, if bystanders like us are so disgusting, what will happen to the parties involved?"

Nuwa looked at the three devils who made the little hamburger made by Lao Ba, and choked speechlessly: "I'm afraid their life would be worse than death, and they would rather die!"

What Nu Wa said was not wrong at all.

The three devils are really worse than death now.

It's really painful.

They regret it.

I really regret it.

It's not that he regrets that he shouldn't be an enemy of Chu Tianyi, but that he regrets why he didn't pay attention to Chu Tianyi at the beginning.

Pay attention to Chu Tianyi earlier, arrest Chu Tianyi's family and friends as hostages, force Chu Tianyi to submit, they will not lose face!

The three devils kept making Lao Ba's secret little burgers.

Soon, all the huge raw materials were made into a mountain of Lao Ba's secret hamburgers.

Then the three of them started to eat.

To their surprise, after being affected by the skills, what they ate actually felt delicious.

The more delicious it is, the more you want to eat it.

Ever since, they really started to succumb to the wind, because they had a good time.

Keep throwing Lao Ba's secret hamburgers into his mouth, his mouth is full of "oil"

The audience watched the big spitting.

"I will never go to the Golden Arches again!"

“I will never eat a hamburger again!”

"It's disgusting, I just think of burgers and it makes me sick to my stomach..."

"Uh, I'm the boss of the Golden Arches, I think I'm going bankrupt, woo hoo"

Such a scene made countless viewers feel physically uncomfortable with things like hamburgers.

It is foreseeable that from now on, the business of all companies selling hamburgers will plummet.

What kind of golden arches, what kind of chicken eating, what kind of Hua Xishi, I am afraid that there will be few people in the future.

Chu Tian stared at the three demon heads.

They danced three dances first.

Another ton of Xiang was pulled.

Put on the nine-layer green hat again.

Now I have eaten thousands of small burgers made by Lao Ba.

It also triggered the special effect of the fairy art twice.

But even so, the blood volume of the three devils is still full.

They lost blood and hadn't healed back quickly.

Worthy of being a saint.

Leaving aside strength, this is indeed rough skinned and thick fleshed!

"I've tormented them so much, but they're still full of blood. It's amazing!" Chu Tian said.

"Saints are immortal, there is no way to kill them!" Nuwa said, "If I knew how to kill them, I would have killed them long ago, and I don't have to wait until today.

"Are saints really immortal?" Chu Tian asked.

"It's true." Nuwa explained, "Even if you smash them into atoms, they will be resurrected! They won't die at all!"

"I have to give it a try and wait until their meal is over." Chu Tian thought for a while and said.

"You call this a meal? 1

67"Nuwa couldn't laugh or cry.

"Eating poop is also eating." Chu Tian said seriously, "We are civilized people, we can't just talk about eating poop, so we have to talk about eating.

Nuwa said: "You are really civilized.

"Hee hee, thanks." Chu Tian raised his hair, "I am the embodiment of justice and virtue."

"Cut..." Nuwa rolled her eyes.

The appetite of the three devils is quite acceptable.

The piles of old eight secret small burgers were all eaten by them.

After eating, they even wiped off the residue on the ground and licked it clean.

This virtue of diligence and thrift is worth learning for everyone?

However, after the three devils went through this toss, their expressions became extremely numb, as if they had lost their souls and only their bodies remained.

"I..." Yuan Tianmo wanted to say something, but a line of tears flowed down his filthy cheeks.

An unrivaled demon who did many evils actually started to cry loudly.

And hearing the cry of the primordial demon, the Taishang Demon Lord and Lingbao Demon Lord also burst into tears.

"Woo woo woo..."

They are wronged!

They are frustrated!

Since the beginning of the world, when have they suffered such humiliation?

But today, I endured it abruptly.

Nuwa couldn't help but said: "If I didn't know that the three of them are the devil, I would have thought you were the big devil."

Chu Tian puffed out the awe-inspiring righteousness in his chest, and said with awe-inspiring righteousness: "Subduing demons is more terrifying than demons, otherwise why would you subdue demons?"

"Presumably the lesson I taught them has already made them unforgettable for the rest of their lives. Now, it's time to find a professional team to give them a funeral!"

"Come on, old black person buddy, carry the coffin!"

After some venting, the anger in Chu Tian's heart calmed down a lot.

And the lesson taught to the three devils by this live broadcast should not only be unforgettable for the three devils, but for everyone.

It will also scare those people with evil intentions, so that they dare not offend Chu Tianyi again. The consequences of offending Chu Tianyi are too terrible, and they must think twice before acting.

Chu Tianyi decided to send the three demon heads to meet Yama.

He used the underworld magic [Black Carrying the Coffin].

"Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...

A cheerful ditty sounded.

A group of black men in suits and leather shoes, carrying golden coffins, singing and dancing, is a professional team that lives up to its reputation.

"What the hell is this?"

"what happened?"

"impossible......"

When the three devils found out that they had been hacked for no reason, they were put into coffins by the Uncles.

Chu Tian smiled and said: "A professional funeral team has arranged for you, is it worthy of your saint status? Now, brother will send you on your last journey!",