All Stars Are My Food Fans

It's been a low season for news lately.

Most of the entertainment news mainly focuses on the preliminaries of the Federal Live Annual Conference, and the small ones also mainly focus on movies, TV series, or the grievances of giants.

But the news of this kind of cast, the small self-media and the public account are not available.

So this time I heard a real-name report by passers-by about "Internet perverts", a small federal Internet media immediately heard the news, found some connections and followed the police car to the house.

On the way, he directly started the live broadcast, holding the microphone, and the group was excited: "Hello, audience friends, we are the federal people who have known for a long time, and we are currently on the front line of arresting perverted molesters..."

"Now we have crossed the xx street, according to the information the police have, the person has been locked!"

Because it is a hot spot nowadays, there are quite a lot of people online.

For the sake of popularity, small media people naturally continue to interact with the barrage, "Yes, we really need to pay attention to this kind of message."

"Children are the flowers of our Federation and must be cherished absolutely."

"Anyone who stretches the devil's grip on a child is the dregs of the universe."

He splashed ink, and soon, the destination arrived, the police officer got out of the car, and he quickly followed.

But everything is completely different from what I imagined-

The person who pushed open the door was a scholar who wore glasses and looked very gentle.

He was also surprised to see the people outside the door.

Everyone communicated, and finally found that it was the scholar's seven-year-old son who used his projection ID in the living room to leave a message online.

"..."

So, is this news gone?

No, no, we media people decided to save this topic!

He first recorded a video of the police officers 'educating' the children, and after they left, he applied to interview the children individually.

"Why do children want to bite people recently?" We media people are very active now, and have decided to publish a popular science on parenting, "Is it because of itchy teeth?" I bought a molar stick when it was itchy.

"No." Xiaodouding shook his jio, "It's the sisters who smell so delicious."

"...?"

We-media people paused for a while, child, this speech is a little scary.

"too delicious?"

"Mmmm!" he said, his mouth was gurgling, and the clear saliva dropped a little from the corner of his mouth, "I want to eat it too much, but my father said I can't bite girls."

"If you bite any other girl, I will be responsible for her." Xiaodouding showed a horrified expression, "In that way, my toys, my clothes, my crib and all my things will be shared with others. separated!"

"Then why did you say you were going to bite your sister?"

The little boy snorted twice, held his face, and rolled his eyes, "Because the cutest sister in my class has also become fragrant, if she is the one who shares with me, I'd still like to."

Are you still principled? !

The self-media crowd was messy, and the scholar father had already come over with tea. He rolled his eyes when he listened to his son's words.

"What are you thinking, if you dare to bite someone else, I'll come back and give you two bites."

"I like that smell and I'll buy it for you."

"purchase?"

"Yeah, this kid... There seems to be a little girl in my kid's school who likes to wear a very fragrant perfume, and he likes it too."

People in the media were wondering what perfume it was, and the doorbell rang again.