All The People: Light System Support? Have You Ever Been Kicked By The Light!
Chapter 100 Breastfeeding
"Ding, class starts now!"
The school bell rings on time.
Then, the old professor Kong Dexuan with a serious face stood on the podium and said to the hundreds of students under the stage:
"I'm very glad that everyone can take my open course... My name is Kong Dexuan, and the course is called "Explanation of the Origin and History of Professionals". This year is the 128th year of my teaching at Jiangnan Vocational University..."
As soon as Kong Dexuan finished speaking, Yu Xiaopang's voice came from the door:
"Report!"
When Kong Dexuan heard the words, he looked at the door of the classroom, then his face darkened, and he said:
"Being late for the first class!? What a formality!
"Which college are you from? You are going to deduct your credits!"
When Yu Xiaopang heard the words, his face darkened, and he said falteringly:
"School of Magic... Freshman Yu Sanhuo-..."
Kong Dexuan recorded his name in his notebook with a rigid expression on his face,
Then he looked at Lin Baoer and Su Xing behind Yu Xiaopang:
"What about you, which college are you from?"
Lin Baoer dripped a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, and hurriedly patted Su Xing, who was still sleeping behind him,
"Wake up! Su Xing, wake up! The professor is going to curse..."
But Su Xing still slept soundly...
Yu Xiaopang sighed and said in a low voice:
"The white-haired loli played the king and got five kills..."
Su Xing suddenly woke up from his sleep and said hastily:
"Who? Where is the white-haired loli, go double with me, I'm Han Xin Thief 6!
"Pfft, ahahahaha! 35
The students in the classroom burst into laughter when they saw Su Xing with a hairy head.
The old professor Kong Dexuan asked with a gloomy and terrifying expression:
"Ask again, which college are you from? Even if you're late for my class, you're still wearing pajamas? ... What kind of formality is this!!
Su Xing looked confused, and then realized that he was in class,
Hesitantly said:
"Yes... I'm sorry teacher, I'm Su Xing, a freshman in the auxiliary college..."
Kong Dexuan was stunned for a moment, and then he wondered:
"You are the first in the summer camp assessment... and then at the freshman lecture, Su Xing who said that he never cultivated!? 55
Su Xing scratched his head in embarrassment after hearing this, and said embarrassedly:
"Ah, when I first came to school, am I so famous?"
When Kong Dexuan heard the words, he blew his nose and stared angrily, roaring:
"What kind of decency! Do you think you are famous for being famous? Humph! Now, the three of you, go to the back row and give me a penalty stand!"
"Oh~"
Su Xing agreed clearly, then walked to the last row in pajamas,
After all, he was used to being punished for standing in class, and he even learned the magic skill of sleeping while standing with one hand. Even from high school to college, he just changed places to sleep...
And Yu Xiaopang and Lin Baoer both looked at Su Xing with a sad look, so they shouldn't have taken the same class as this kid, and they were unlucky when they first came.
I was late for the first class and was stared at by the teacher. How can I pass this class!?
Su Xing stood in the back row nonchalantly, dozing off with one hand on the wall with a clever posture.
Lin Baoer and Yu Xiaopang on the side were listening to the class with their eyes wide open.
"Yu Xiaopang... Just bear with it, anyway, we only have two classes a week... Endure it and let it pass!"
Lin Bao'er said this, and she didn't know if she was comforting Yu Xiaopang or comforting herself...
Jiangnan Vocational College, or in other words, all professional colleges focus not on theory, but on actual combat!
Therefore, there will only be four classes per week, two theoretical classes and two practical classes, and the rest of the time is left to the students to do their own copy experience.
The old professor on the podium is still giving lectures tirelessly, but there are not many students in the position who can listen...
The theory class is full of long stories, but there are not many useful ones...
I don't know how long it took, the old professor on the stage was a little dry, so he drank the mouth-watering tea and glanced at the students below.
Good guy, no more than five people in the whole class of more than 100 people listened carefully...
"..."
Kong Dexuan sighed, he has taught books for more than a hundred years, and he is used to it every year.
Just when he was about to continue his lecture, he suddenly saw Su Xing dozing off against the wall in the back row...
Kong Dexuan was stunned, even if the other classmates were lying on the desk and sleeping, you Su Xing could fall asleep standing up?
This is too disrespectful to him!
"What a formality! 99
Kong Dexuan roared, and then said loudly:
"Next, I will ask the students a question in the future, which is what I said in the lecture just now, let me see if you have listened carefully to the lecture!
As soon as these words came out, the sleeping classmates instantly woke up and sat up.
Don't be afraid to listen to the old professor in class and doze off, but be afraid that the old professor will suddenly ask questions!
However, Su Xing in the back row is still dozing off...
"Student Su Xing! Please answer, who was the first light priest professional recorded in the historical records!?
Su Xing raised his head in a daze, what?
[Ding, detected the master skill of the host to punish the fish, trigger a thousand times the crit, reward salted fish points 1000 points, the remaining points 43969...]
Yu Xiaopang, who was beside him, quickly reminded: "Ah Xing, the teacher asked who was the first light priest?"
The first light priest?
Su Xing is silent, if you ask him about the first AAA game, he knows...
But ask him the first light priest professional...
Su Xing hesitated for a long time, then said tentatively, "Jesus?"
Kong Dexuan was stunned, who is Jesus?
Su Xing saw that Kong Dexuan was silent, and then asked: "The Virgin Mary?
"What the hell are you asking me or am I asking you!?"
The students in the class were shocked when they saw this highly respected old professor uttering foul language in anger.
seems to realize his gaffe,
Kong Dexuan was silent for a while, then sighed helplessly,
"Hey, you kid, it's hopeless... Forget it, don't be late for my class in the future...'
Kong Dexuan also knows that no one listens to his class, so he has rarely embarrassed students over the years, but Su Xing is... so annoying!
"Ding bell bell, get out of class is over!"
The bell for the end of get out of class just rang, and even the old professor hadn't left the podium,
But when Su Xing heard the bell of the end of the get out of class, it was as if he had been beaten by chicken blood, and he hurriedly took Lin Baoer and Yu Xiaopang's hands and said:
"Hurry up, go to the cafeteria late, the cola chicken wings are gone! Dry rice, dry rice!
Seeing that Su Xing only had dry rice in his heart, Lin Baoer reminded helplessly:
"Ah wake up, don't forget that you have a practical training class in the auxiliary college in the afternoon..."
"Got it! It's still early, let's go to the cooking first, and then we will eat chicken after cooking? 35 Su Xing said casually.
two o'clock in the afternoon,
Sitting in front of the computer screen, Su Xing glanced at the time casually, and his expression changed immediately.
"Damn it, it's two o'clock, and I'm late for class again!"
‘Monkey, help me hold on for a while, I have to go to class quickly! 35
"Monkey Munch~ (Then you have to buy me a spiritual fruit!)"
Having said that, Su Xing dashed all the way, and brought the speed of the glittering fruit to the extreme.
Three minutes later, Su Xing stood at the door of the training room nervously, poked his head in, and was relieved to see that the teacher hadn't come yet.
"Huh, I'm glad I wasn't late..."
Su Xing stepped into the door of the training room, and the freshmen in the class started talking.
"This is Su Xing? The first place in the personal assessment?"
"My God! It's too handsome to win the first place in the personal assessment for the auxiliary profession!?
"I think he looks so handsome..." (this is a girl)
Su Xing's face was filled with joy when he heard this, and he was about to praise a good eye, but then closed his mouth after seeing the girl's body shape.
Why do you need more than 200 pounds of support? I think you can become a tank!
Su Xing cut through the crowd, standing expertly in the last row,
Looking casually at the "classmate" who was dozing beside him, he suddenly became interested:
"Brother, you are good at dozing off in class...there is a chance to compete...
The classmate raised his head upon hearing this, Su Xing was stunned for a moment, and blurted out:
"Fuck, classmate, you're a bit old-fashioned, you're only eighteen years old?"
The mature-looking classmate opened his sleepy eyes in a daze, and then heard the classmates beside him say:
"Why hasn't the teacher come after class for so long? Will it be okay?"
"The teacher hasn't come yet?
"Classmate Laocheng" heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, and then reacted abruptly, why am I a teacher?
Then I saw this classmate rushing to the front of the training ground and said to the students below:
"Ahem, I'm sorry, classmates... I was delayed just now..."
Classmates:??? You think we are blind, haven't you been sleeping in the back?
"Introduce myself, my name is Li Xiuyuan, I'm 25 years old this year, a master level 61 auxiliary occupational medical doctor, and I'm your substitute teacher for the actual combat class... At the same time, I'm also a senior 7 years older than you, and I'm still single..."
・Seeking flowers・・
This mature-looking "classmate" Li Xiuyuan said a lot on the stage, and then added:
"If you are interested in my schoolgirl, please contact me, my button number is 9..."
Hearing the introduction of the senior, the students in the training room whispered:
"Is this in class or on a blind date?"
"However, the 25-year-old master-level powerhouse is definitely a genius!
"Hey, didn't you mention Li Xiuyuan? This is the famous Sleeping God in the auxiliary department of Jiangnan Vocational University... He is seven years older than us, but he just graduated last year and has been delayed for three years... I didn't expect to stay at the school and become a teacher. !
"Hypnos?"
A classmate looked back at Su Xing who was sleeping and said:
"Hey... it seems that a new generation of sleeping gods in Jiangnan Vocational College is about to be born! Luo
It has to be said that although this lecturer Li Xiuyuan is a bit rude, he is still quite powerful.
After a class, he explained the medical skills of auxiliary occupations very thoroughly, and added a lot of his own opinions, which benefited the freshmen in the audience a lot.
And Su Xing... Su Xing is still sleeping...
"Su Xing, wake up!"
Su Xing, who was in a daze, heard someone calling him, so he looked up and saw Qian Sicong standing in front of him... and Zhuge Qing beside him.
0......
"Hey, why are you here?
Su Xing wondered, "Isn't this class a professional class for the auxiliary class?"
Qian Sicong rolled his eyes and said:
"Did you not see me when you came? I gave you a long look... and I am a Duobao merchant, a hidden profession in the life category, so I definitely can't go to combat courses... ...is the closest to the auxiliary system...
Zhuge Qing also nodded and said:
"My professional prophet is also biased towards the auxiliary department..."
Su Xing nodded when he heard the words, and wondered: "Then why did you wake me up... I'm sleeping soundly!"
Qian Sicong rolled his eyes and said:
"This teacher Li Xiuyuan is going to ask a question..."
Su Xing suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart:
No? It won't be so unlucky, right? I was asked a question just now in the morning!
At this moment, Li Xiuyuan in front of the classroom said:
"The student standing in the last row... Yes, it's you, don't look at others!"
Sure enough, it's Su Xing...
Su Xing was stunned, then gritted his teeth and asked, "What's the matter, teacher?"
The corners of Li Xiuyuan's mouth rose, and he said:
"Cough, classmate, I see that you sleep soundly in class. You must have learned everything I taught, right?"
Li Xiuyuan was overjoyed: woohoo, I was told that by the teacher for the past seven years, woohoo, seven years, how did you spend the past seven years? I didn't expect that one day I would be able to say something else like that. Students...this is really, really cool!
Li Xiuyuan was a sleep god for seven years, and after being ridiculed for seven years, he was finally able to turn over as a serf and sing!
"Cough, this classmate, please answer, what should you do if your teammate is seriously injured in the battle, but your skills cannot heal him?
Originally, Su Xing was desperate, but when he heard the question of Li Xiuyuan, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he muttered:
"I think I've heard this question before... Wait, Zhao Muxi asked it during the summer camp!"
Su Xing suddenly became excited, like a scum who finally knew the answer, replied loudly:
"It's enough to breastfeed a few times!
"Well, that's fine...wait? What the hell are you breastfeeding a few times!?"
When Li Xiuyuan heard Su Xing's answer so confidently and loudly, he thought he knew the answer, but was stunned when he heard Su Xing's answer.
How many times do you breastfeed if the milk is dead? What kind of bullshit logic is this!?
But I saw Su Xing said with certainty:
"That's what my master taught me, just breastfeed a few times!
Li Xiuyuan almost dropped his jaw when he heard the words, even if the apprentice is unreliable, why is the master unreliable?
So asked:
"This student, who is your master?
Su Xing answered naturally:
"My master is Professor Zhao Muxi.""
"Oh, Zhao Muxi, no wonder..." Li Xiuyuan nodded,
Then he reacted and said in shock:
"Wait, your master is Professor Zhao, Goddess Zhao!? You are Su Xing!?" Yi.
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