Almighty Alchemist

The itinerary of the Violet Song and Dance Troupe has always been carried out according to the weather changes in the Reims Empire.

Every winter, they travel from north to south, and in summer, they travel from south to north again, doing tour performances along the way.

Some people say that the life of a theater troupe is like a migratory creature, always moving from one city to another. They are like snails with their shells on their backs, never having a fixed home of their own.

This year's winter has already begun, and there has been heavy snowfall in a few places. The thick snow has turned the ground into a white world covered in silver, and the roads have become muddy and difficult to move on.

A carriage was stuck in a mud puddle. No matter how much the coachman twitched his whip, the carriage would not move at all.

The stunned Todd yelled and kicked the animals, but it didn't seem to have the slightest effect.

It was Clarice who personally directed several handymen to find some branches and gravel, and put them in the mud pit, so that the carriage finally got out of trouble.

"Oh, why, as captain, do I have to do everything myself? I can't find a man I can use well? My God, Todd, violence to these animals is not doing us any good, and if you hurt one, then you are ready to get out and stay with the horses to pull the cart!"

Clarice yelled, pointing at Todd, who was stupid and only knew how to use brute force.

The glamorous head of the group has never looked like a lady with her hips crossed, even though her actual age is not very old, only twenty-three years old.

Daisy beside her coughed lightly: "Please pay attention to your image, Captain."

Clarice rolled her eyes: "Daisy! It's not performance time, it's command time. On stage I know what I should do, but off stage, I need to be more commanding."

"Yelling doesn't make you a commander in chief."

Clarice was a little angry: "Oh, Daisy, cynicism may make you lose your position as a pillar."

Daisy chuckled without fear: "That's not what you decide, right? The audience has the final say." She hid in the carriage with a smile on her face.

"This little vixen." Clarice curled her lips dissatisfied.

The convoy continued on the road, and they finally left the muddy road and walked onto a relatively flat road.

As a result, Clarice lost the enthusiasm for commanding, and the convoy continued to be controlled by the driver and slowly moved towards the next stop.

Clarice, who had just got back into the carriage box, was immediately surrounded by a group of girls.

"Captain Clarice, when can we arrive at Fragrant Leaf City?"

"Yes, Captain, I've been on my way for three days, and I can't wait to take a hot bath."

"I am more eager to go shopping in Fragrant Leaf City, which is one of the most prosperous cities in central China."

"Then you have to find a noble who is willing to pay for you first."

"That's never a problem, is it?"

"That's right."

A large group of girls giggled and laughed.

Clarice's expression was very serious: "Girls, please pay attention to your words and deeds. Ladies, ladies, understand? Don't publicly discuss seducing a nobleman, and don't think it's an easy thing. I once saw a girl in another regiment seduce a nobleman and cost him a lot of money. But because she failed to meet the needs of the nobleman, her face was scratched. If you don't plan to give something, don't expect anything."

One girl replied immediately: "I've made all the preparations."

Clarice glared at her: "Don't indulge yourself for the momentary joy, maybe you will lose more than you gain in the future."

"Are you referring to the married person? Captain." Another girl asked.

"Yes, women always marry, don't they?"

"Maybe it's more sensible to marry money."

"Oh, don't say such blasphemous words about love. I like money, but I also don't reject beautiful love, although it seems that love is always very far away from women of our status... We are closer to direct and simple desires." Daisy said.

Clarice was very dissatisfied: "Daisy, you shouldn't say that, even dancers have the right to pursue love."

Daisy retorted: "What do we use to pursue? We travel far and wide. There are always some girls who are willing to sleep with men for money, which gives us a bad reputation. Men with good family backgrounds will not marry us, they just don't mind playing with us. How do you make me long for love? Do you want a man to fall from the sky?"

Just as Clarice was about to refute, the wall of the carriage above her head suddenly made the sound of a heavy object hitting.

Amidst the screams of a large group of girls, a huge hole appeared on the top of the carriage, and a figure plopped into the carriage...

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Hugh Iglesia lay naked in the carriage, his whole body felt like a falling apart pain.

Damn, one-way teleportation is just that bad for accurate targeting.

In order not to teleport himself underground, he could only adjust the altitude slightly higher.

But he didn't expect this to be a low-lying land. When he was teleported out, he found himself more than 200 meters above the ground.

If he hadn't happened to be proficient in the power of the air system, used the wind soaring technique to reduce his weight in time, slowed down his descent, and transported enough air shield and battle energy body when he landed, he might have fallen to his death here as soon as he escaped from Purgatory Island.

It would be too embarrassing for me to die for such a reason after I worked so hard to kill everyone.

Red and Green didn't have any worries in this regard, they flapped their wings and flew down. The little guy Xu was in his arms all the time. In order not to crush this little thing, he was forced to choose to fall on his back, which saved Xu from any damage, but his tailbone hurt so much that he gasped, feeling like a patient who had suffered from kidney failure for many years.

"Oh my God, a man!" A woman's voice sounded beside her.

"No, it's actually a boy."

"Daisy, you are such a crow mouth, the gods really dropped a man from the sky. Oh, he is still a handsome guy, look at his hair, it is black, really rare, but very charming."

"I like his puppy better, so cute, and those two birds, is he a trainer?"

Clarice stared blankly at Hugh Iglesne, and then at the hole in the roof of her car, where the cold wind was constantly pouring in.

Then the group leader was a little confused: "Daisy, are you sure I'm not dazzled? When did the gods open a direct passage from the sky to the ground?"

Daisy, the pillar of the song and dance troupe, was also dumbfounded: "Oh, I also hope that I am not dazzled, I swear I will not talk nonsense again, do I have the prophecy ability of the legendary magician?"

"Just daydream," a girl sarcastically said.

Women's words are always so sharp.

Hugh Igles took a long breath, it seemed that he really fell in the wrong place. These girls seem to be begging heaven to send them a man, and then they fall.

He said helplessly: "That's just a coincidence, I swear, girls, that's just a coincidence."

As soon as he spoke, all the girls looked at him.

Xiu Yi sat up with great effort, fighting energy circulated in his body, quickly repairing the wounds on his body. Fortunately, it was just an ordinary shock, and there was no major problem with my body. Take a break and you'll be relieved.

He said: "I think I have to say sorry to everyone. Obviously, the way I came out was not what some people expected. I just accidentally went wrong in a risky behavior and ended up with you. But it's okay, I can leave now. I mean, I definitely don't mean to disturb the few people. We can just pretend that none of this happened and just say goodbye with a smile."

Xiuyi tried to stand up, but found that the carriage was not suitable for standing, so he could only continue to sit and move his butt outside the carriage.

Daisy stared at the "man God gave her" with wide eyes.

He looks really handsome, very handsome, but he seems a little younger, probably no more than sixteen years old.

But he is only seventeen years old.

She asked softly: "How did you come here? I mean..." She pointed to the hole on the top: "How could you fall from the sky?"

"This..." Xiuyi scratched his head: "Actually... I didn't fall from the sky, I fell from a tree. It happened that you just passed a tree, and I was on the tree at that time, and then..."

Clarice interrupted Huey: "What is this place?"

Xiu Yi froze: "What did you say?"

Clarice said coldly: "I'm asking you which road we are on now? What is its name? Where does it lead to? What city or village is ahead?"

How the hell would I know.

Seeing Xiuyi's dumbfounded look, Clarice sneered: "You said you climbed a tree, which means you live nearby. But don't you know where this is?"

Xiuyi sighed helplessly, well, he always thought that women were just experts in lying, but he never thought that they were also experts in identifying lies.

"If I told you that I was a magician, something went wrong in the process of experimenting with the flying technique, and I accidentally fell down, would you believe it?"

Clarice pouted: "At least it's more believable than the lie just now."

A girl smiled coquettishly: "I've never heard of such a young magician, and he would fall off in the middle of the flight. It's really interesting."

Very good, Xiu Yi sighed helplessly, the girls are very smart, and they are not easy to deceive.

But at the next moment, Clarice said in a gloomy tone: "Actually, I'm not interested in how you got here. What I'm interested in is that you broke the roof of my car. How are you going to compensate us? It's winter and it's still snowing outside. If one of my team members gets sick, how will you compensate me for the loss?"

After Clarice said this, all the girls realized that the cold had broken through the barrier and penetrated into their originally warm boxes. Many of them were wearing single clothes, and now they all screamed.

Todd's big head stuck out from outside the carriage, shouting: "What happened? I heard something hit the carriage just now."

Then he looked in amazement at the sudden addition of Huey, and the big hole in the roof.

Clarice yelled angrily, "Oh! You unresponsive bastard. It's been a hundred years and you're just getting it?"

She kicked Todd out of the way.

Then she continued to look at Xiu Yi coldly.

Xiu Yi could only continue to sigh. It could be seen that this girl with good looks but bad temper was the leader of everyone. He could only say: "I can compensate you."

"Very good." Clarice nodded, and she took out a pen and paper and began to calculate quickly: "It costs at least ten gold-wittes to repair the roof of a carriage. Considering that my girls, including myself, suffered from the cold, the fine must be increased. Each girl is fifty silver-wittes. There are six girls here, three gold-wittes. One of them is very revealing, so you can feast your eyes. An additional fine of one gold-witte..."

"Ah!" cried the "scrap" girl Clarice had spoken of, wrapping herself in her hands when she realized she was wearing nothing but underwear.

Clarice didn't raise her head: "Lanty, you don't need to be so nervous. Your actions look more like teasing than protecting yourself. I've never seen anyone who covers his whole body with two hands. Are you not cold at all?"

The girl named Lanti sighed, and found a piece of clothing to put on herself: "Master, didn't you realize that this is a man given to us by God? And he is very handsome, which is very important."

"I think it's a gold coin given to me by God. There are twenty gold coins in total, sir." Clarice looked up at Huey.

Xiu Yi frowned: "If I'm not mistaken, there should be fourteen Kingwitts."

"There are also labor fees and lost wages, as well as my girl's performance fee." Clarice waved her murderous knife without mercy.

Xiu Yi nodded helplessly: "Okay, I will compensate you."

He tried to get some money out of him.

Then he found out that he didn't have half of his head.

Damn it! Purgatory Island never needs money!