Almighty Alchemist

The warm sunshine in the morning falls on a valley village in the Villas Mountains. The melodious sound of bells, instead of the rooster crowing at dawn, wakes people up from their warm quilts.

This is the lair of bandits, Hot Valley.

After the robbers saw the mysterious and powerful boy showing his "savage and vicious" side yesterday, they were completely convinced and brought Xiuyi here that night.

The way Xiuyi tortured Lei Lei last night, that kind of cruel and elegant posture, made everyone feel terrified, so that few of them could really sleep well that night.

So when the bell rang the next morning, despite such reluctance, the bandits walked out of their houses with sleepy eyes in a daze.

Then they saw that their new leader was waiting for them outside, all in one suit.

The young man was dressed in a well-dressed suit, with a solemn expression on his face.

"I have to say, you are the most useless robbers I have ever seen," the young man in front of him stated such a fact with cold language and unmodified emotions.

"You are incompetent, bully, lack organizational discipline, and have no courage to fight. It seems that you will only rush to rob people who have little ability to fight back. I can hardly imagine how much you can gain through such actions. I guess you spend most of your time doing nothing. Once there is any disturbance in the place, you will immediately hide in the dark hole, lingering like a group of mice. Even if I was dreaming, I never imagined what kind of enjoyment I would have as a superior person. In your opinion, this kind of life of wandering in the fields and looting freely is good enough in itself, "

"You have no ambitions, you are a bunch of mud that can't support the wall, you are a bunch of shit, even if you are thrown on the road, no one else will step on it, simply put, you are a bunch of bastards that need to be rebuilt, "

"So I have to say that this time I really have to be merciful to accept you bastards, scum, and villains. I have to say, before you can really contribute to me, I'm afraid I have to spend a lot of energy to let you learn how to be a real, outstanding criminal who is a headache for the country and society. I mean, even if you are a robber, you must be the best kind, even if you are a villain, you must be the kind that everyone fears."

Gong Hao hit the gangsters with harsh words, and then carefully watched their reactions and expressions.

It can be seen that even the strongest abuse will not move them. Those who become robbers have already put aside their conscience and dignity.

"From today onwards, you are no longer robbers," the boy said suddenly.

"If you don't want to be robbers, then what should we do," the bandits were all surprised.

"That's exactly what I want to teach you," Xiu said meaningfully. "From today onwards, you are no longer robbers, villains, hooligans and criminals wanted by the empire. I need you to learn some new things and work hard to have some new identities in the future."

"This will be a very arduous project, because the new identity requires you to learn a lot. You must abandon the bad habits of the past and learn and master new knowledge. I don't have much time for you, but the content you need to learn can only be described as massive. During this process, you can complain and complain. But those who cannot complete the tasks I set, I assure him, he will experience the real... life is worse than death."

The gangsters looked at each other.

Lei Lei, the former bandit leader, boldly asked: "Master, what kind of people do you want us to become in the future?"

"The upper class," Xiu Yi said in a cold and eloquent tone, "you can freely enter and leave the upper class society, even the court, and the upper class people who make the world look up to you are gentlemen and nobles."

"So starting today I'm going to give you a total makeover and help you to be human again, it's not easy to be honest, but I've always liked challenging jobs,"

Speaking of this, an evil smile appeared on the corner of the boy's mouth.

Everyone couldn't help shivering.

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"Before officially starting to transform you, let me tell you what you need to learn,"

"When you wake up every morning, you have to do the necessary washing. Good hygienic habits are a necessary condition, so you must brush all your yellow teeth for me within three days. If you can't clean them, just scrape them with a knife. I can't scrape them off by myself. I don't mind doing it myself...Knocking them off, like today, will be the last time for you."

As Xiuyi's cold eyes swept over, a large group of bandits looked at each other and I looked at you. Their bodies were so dirty that lice could have a meeting, and their clothes were so tattered that they could be used as rags.

"Now, everyone, take off your clothes and drop into the river over there to take a bath, remember, wash it clean,"

"Damn it, it's winter," one of the robbers yelled.

The boy's voice was like a ghost: "That can make your memory more profound. I counted to ten, and I haven't taken off my clothes and jumped into the river...Xu,"

The little devil dragon roared and stared at the crowd.

A large group of gangsters, look at me, I look at you, or Lele Yesa, the former leader, roared: "Damn it, wash it as soon as you are afraid of a ball, brothers, take off your clothes, there is a bitch in the river, go!"

"Come on," all the gangsters yelled together, quickly threw their tattered clothes on the ground, and rushed towards the river together.

Xiu Yi looked at a large group of naked bodies and black buttocks, and smiled helplessly: "It's a very contagious slogan, isn't it?"

The little magic dragon nodded seriously.

This bath may be the most painful bath for the robbers.

The robbers, who had never bathed several times in their life, were allowed to go ashore after splashing in the icy river for two full hours. During these two hours, the robbers were almost washed off a layer of skin, and their skin was rubbed red.

However, when they landed, they were surprised to find that their clothes were missing.

"From today onwards, you don't have to wear the old clothes anymore, I have prepared new clothes for you,"

With a finger of Xiu Yi, there are countless dresses, top hats, civilized staffs, some pocket watches and polished leather shoes not far from the river bank.

Surprisingly, there are even court women's clothing.

A large group of robbers stared dumbfounded.

These were brought back by Xiu Yi after driving nearly a hundred miles away last night. Unfortunately, several noble families and clothing stores in the local town woke up in the morning and found that all their clothes were gone. Fortunately, Xiu Yi's talent is wind magic, and he has reached the realm of wind breath.

Lele Yesa came to the pile of clothes naked, picked out a black tuxedo, and muttered: "This material is really comfortable to the touch,"

"Put it on if you like it, and if it doesn't fit you, you can change it to something else. Fortunately, there is no shortage of big men among the nobles, and there will always be something that suits you," Xiuyi said with a smile.

After the thieves took a bath and put on new clothes one by one, they looked much more pleasing to the eye. People who didn't know thought that the nobles were watching the village gathering here, but when they opened their mouths, they immediately showed the true colors of the thieves:

"Damn Ge, these clothes are really uncomfortable, why are there so many buttons," a savage-looking man complained, his thick fingers were helpless with these buttons.

"That's a dress, you idiot, look at my casual dress, it has very few buttons," a wretched bandit exclaimed triumphantly.

"Give me yours,"

"You son-of-a-bitch robbed me of my clothes,"

"So what if I rob you,"

"Okay, it looks like I'm going to play with two hands, right?" The wretched bandit whose clothes were robbed showed a knife in his hand.

"Ha, I'm happy to accompany you," the other party showed no sign of weakness.

A whole gang of gangsters started yelling, "Hit, hit, kill that son of a bitch,"

"Bart, I buy you to win, take his arm off for me,"

"Or kill his dick,"

"I'll bet ten silver Wittes, I'll bet on Bart,"

"Twenty silver-wittes, I bet on Fancien,"

"You fucking rich son of a bitch,"

"That's Lao Tzu's wife book,"

"Hey,,," a large group of people shouted frantically.

A cold cough quickly extinguished the frantic gangsters, and the young man's cold voice resounded leisurely: "I have to say, you are just a bunch of mud that can't support the wall. Even if you put on noble clothes, you are still a bunch of scum, hooligans and villains in your bones."

The bandits turned around and looked at the young man behind him. Lele Yesa cleared his throat: "Respected master, brothers often play around like this. For us, fighting is as normal as a way of communication,"

"Then they will have a new way of communicating in the future," the young man said coldly, "Now arrange them all for me from short to tall, and learn to stand for punishment first. During the punishment for standing, those who dare to talk will receive twenty leather whips."

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Two hours later.

"After washing, it's time for morning tea,"

Xiu Yi was sitting at a dining table reserved for nobles at the moment, pouring herself a cup of fragrant and rich coffee in her spare time.

He picked up the coffee in an elegant posture, took a sip, put it down, picked up a pastry on the plate not far away, and said:

"Remember, drinking morning tea is a process of enjoyment. You should taste the food with a relaxed mood and a happy attitude. The nobles eat not to fill their stomachs, but to enjoy the wonderful enjoyment that delicious food can bring us,"

With that said, Xiu Yi put the pastry into his mouth, tasted it carefully, and showed a rather intoxicated expression on his face: "It tastes pretty good. I brought it all the way back. Are you interested in trying it?"

The bandits looked at each other.

"After drinking morning tea, you have to study cultural courses. In the upper class, it is very difficult to find an uneducated noble. The nobles may be bastards, shameless, vile, and hypocritical, but at least on the surface, they will always be literate and polite, so you must start reading," Xiu continued, "A few of you can read."

The wretched-looking guy who almost got into a fight before stood up: "I know some words,"

"How many,"

"...I can write my own name,"

The bandits laughed wildly: "Fan Xin, your son of a bitch can write his own name now."

"This is really amazing. I didn't expect there to be scholars among us,"

"Wow, Fan Xin, tell me how to write breast, and how to write dick,"

"His name is neither breast nor dick,"

"Oh, that's such a pity,"

Xiu Yi sneered and continued: "In addition to learning how to read, you also need to learn the history, cultural traditions, religious development process of the Lance Empire and Fengming Continent, and also learn how to drink alcohol..."

A gangster laughed and said, "Do you still need to study while drinking? We all know it. I can even use my asshole to drink,"

Everyone laughed.

Xiu Yi glanced at him coldly: "Red,"

The blazing bird in the sky spit out a mouthful of ferocious flames at the bandit.

The gangster was like a shaved pheasant, and fell straight to the ground.

Huey continued to drink a cup of coffee slowly: "I can temporarily endure your arrogance, ignorance, and rudeness, but I need you to remember: Interrupting when others are talking is a very impolite behavior. A true gentleman will never do this. My pet will warn you if you make a mistake the first time. If you make the same mistake the second time, I will take action. Usually you will not have a third chance to make a mistake, so I remind you again, don't miss anything I said, because I will always You will be tested."

The gangsters put away their pitying eyes and straightened their ears, for fear of missing any word Xiuyi said.

Xiu Yi continued: "Wine parties, tea parties, horse parties, and dance parties are the four basic forms of high-class social circles. In the afternoon, you have to learn how to drink alcohol, how to distinguish various types of alcohol, and related alcohol knowledge, learn how to ride horses and elegant postures on horseback, and learn art appreciation. Art appreciation is the basic expression that determines the level of nobility. For poetry, painting, music, and sculpture, you must have the minimum ability to distinguish."

A gangster whispered softly below: "The only art I know is the art of nudity,"

Xiu Yi frowned lightly: "Xu,"

The little demon dragon gritted his teeth and rushed towards it fiercely.

There were shrill screams from the crowd, and after a while, Xu came back with a piece of meat in his mouth.

"At night, you have to learn dancing and the use of language. You have to learn at least one court language, which is completely different from your usual way of speaking. Remember, nobles don't use dirty words, such as Lao Tzu and asshole... If I hear it from anyone again, I don't mind helping him see what his own asshole looks like with his own eyes."

Violence is always the best way to educate gangsters, and it is always the most direct and effective way of education.

Bandits learned to accept silently.

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After talking about what the bandits were supposed to learn, Xiu Yi had finished her morning tea.

He wiped his lips lightly with a napkin, and then said:

"The content of the first lesson we are going to learn today is etiquette,"

"Etiquette is an important way to distinguish between the upper class and the lower class. Perhaps we can say that the meaning of etiquette to a nobleman is the same as family blood, coat of arms, wealth, and imperial rewards. It is the basic condition for becoming a nobleman. All the following conditions are material. I will find a way to solve these problems, but the issue of etiquette must be achieved through hard work."

"So the first thing you have to learn is the etiquette lesson,"

"Etiquette involves a lot of content. Greetings are a basic etiquette in high society. There are usually strict rules for meeting and paying respects between people. For nobles without titles, you can use titles such as Your Excellency and Sir. For those with titles, it is best to address titles. You must never use words like Lao Tzu when you call yourself. You must learn to distinguish the difference between 'Myself' and 'I' in different situations. If you really don't know, just use 'I' instead. Only close people can be called you. The term you is valid in most occasions. Men greet each other differently at different distances. When the distance between each other is about one meter to one and a half meters, you can put your left hand on your chest and lean forward at a fifteen-degree posture. If the distance is too far, use the hat-off salute. On formal occasions, some close people are allowed to hug each other, but don’t use too much force. "

"A man usually has three kinds of contact rituals when facing a woman. First, the hand kiss ritual. This is mainly suitable for the communication of peers. It is usually carried out under the condition of equal status. It is applicable to most occasions. It is generally used for meeting or saying goodbye. Remember, the hand kiss ritual does not allow you to pounce on it like a pack of slanderous wolves. The movements must be slow and graceful. Don't feel like you have never seen a woman before, and you will not relax when you touch someone's hand."

A bandit raised his hand, this is the rule that Xiu Yi just established, you must raise your hand before speaking.

"Say," Huey said.

"May I lick her," the bandit asked.

A large group of bandits all giggled strangely.

Xiu Yi replied coldly: "That's a very good question. If anyone dares to stick out his tongue, I guarantee that he will never use his tongue again in the future."

The young man's words were cruel and cruel, and the gangsters shut up wisely.

"The second type of ceremony is to kiss the forehead, which is usually only used when the elders are to the younger generation. I don't think you will have many such opportunities, and to be honest, I don't want you to have such opportunities, because I am worried that you will move down the position of the kiss and refuse to let go when you are facing a lady,"

The bandits laughed strangely again.

"The third kind of ceremony is to kiss the instep of the other party. This is the etiquette used by the servants. The servants must accept the reward or punishment of the master with humility and willingness. No matter what you think in your heart, you must do this and behave obediently."

"I want to remind all of you that not every one of the forty-six people here has the opportunity to become a nobleman. Most of you can only become servants. But in the future, who has the opportunity to be served and who can only serve others depends on the progress of your studies. In the past, you had two or three leaders besides Leile Yesa who was the boss. But now these hierarchical orders are all abolished. I will give you new rules of the game. In the future, there is only one way to be the upper class or the lower class, and that is to learn faster, learn more, and better integrate into the society I need you to integrate into."

"I need a patriarch of the family. He will have at least two brothers, a housekeeper, and a warrior leader of the family. In addition to these identities, there may be some other supplements, but not too many, because this is a new family, and the rest can only be handymen, including porters, coachmen, gardeners, waiters, cleaners, etc. As for what kind of characters you will be responsible for performing, you can only rely on yourself to fight for it."

Xiuyi doesn't need every robber to learn how to speak and behave like a gentleman. He will select a group of the best learners from these people to play the role of noble lords according to his own needs, and the rest can only be servants.

Sometimes life is a play, and everyone is an actor.

If the actor has made a head start, he can be the leading actor, but if he doesn't perform well, he can only play tricks.

As for Xiu Yi himself, his four-year career as an actor on Purgatory Island has given him excellent acting skills. Similarly, he has gradually become familiar with the lifestyle of the nobles. Xiu Yiglaer's previous experience and the various rules of the etiquette family have provided Xiu Yi with a lot of materials to use. This has enabled him to upgrade to a director and write scripts at the same time. In his future career, he can use them to direct scenes of big plays.

No one knew what Xiu Yi was planning, and Xiu Yi didn't bother to explain to them. As a leader, sometimes it is necessary to maintain a sense of mystery. A good subordinate only needs to know what the boss wants him to do, and he doesn't have to understand the intention behind it.

But conversely, as a leader, I must understand the meaning behind every action.

Using bandits as your team is certainly a very suitable choice, but if you want to talk about the shortcomings of this plan, it is: bandits like Lei Lei, with their speech, temperament, habits and lifestyle, are almost equivalent to engraving the word "bad guy" on their faces. With such people, his life will either be wandering in the mountains from now on; or he will be expelled or arrested by the local security forces as soon as he enters the city.

This is absolutely intolerable for teenagers.

The thieves group should be the bargaining chip he uses to cover himself, not to drag his own existence.

So when he decided to accept these bandits, his training plan also sprouted.

He wants to make these gangsters become real gentlemen under his training, not only in terms of identity, but also in terms of temperament, so that he can freely travel to and from various places in the future instead of just wandering in the mountains.

There is no doubt that this is a very challenging job.

People with leadership ability can make a group of stubborn elements submit to their will and shape them like clay figurines; those without leadership ability can only integrate themselves into the collective.

Huey is obviously not the latter,