Almighty Wizard

Chapter 1094 Pretending is a tragedy!!

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Qin Fang is busy here, baking all kinds of food. Although he looks very busy, Qin Fang is enjoying it...

Now that cooking skills have reached the master level, the growth of proficiency is like a tortoise crawling. If you want to rush forward, it will not be a matter of time, so Qin Fang is not in a hurry.

On the other hand, barbecue can bake mutated food. He didn't care much about it in the past because the chance was so low, it was like winning the lottery.

But today, my luck suddenly exploded, and I really made a mutant food. Although the random attributes are very speechless, it is still much better than not appearing at all...

Qin Fang continued to bake, just to see if he could get lucky again, and maybe he could actually bake another bunch of mutant food.

Although the probability of this mutated food appearing is extremely low, based on the ultra-high baking quantity, the probability of this appearing will be relatively slightly higher.

Sure enough, Qin Fang no longer remembered that he had baked hundreds of skewers of food. His arms were a little numb when he moved, and finally another prompt appeared.

He finally baked a second bunch of mutated food, and Qin Fang used his detective skills to identify it without any hesitation.

"Mutated grilled squid skewers can cause the body to automatically excrete water after consumption. Duration: 1 hour."

Seeing the attributes of this string of mutated foods, Qin Fang collapsed once again. He really wanted to shout in his heart, "Damn it, you're cheating!"

Compared with the mutated chicken wings above that can cause continuous farting for an hour, this one seems to be more severe, it directly drains water automatically for an hour...

As for whether this is excreted in the form of sweat or urine, that can only be known after people eat it.

It only requires continuous drainage for an hour. This is indeed too harsh. If you cannot replenish water in time, you may even lose your life.

If this thing were eaten by someone in the desert, it would definitely be a murder weapon!

Qin Fang once again calmly put away the bunch of mutated food. The previous bunch was embarrassing at best, but this one was really deadly.

"Eh, I'm so full..."

"My stomach is about to explode..."

"I can't, I can't eat anymore...but I really still want to eat!"

Qin Fang had been busy for so long, and he didn't even take a few bites. Instead, he ate the people in front of him so much that they couldn't even walk. He even found it difficult to stand up, and could only keep burping.

Obviously he couldn't eat anymore, but he still kept his eyes on the baked food in Qin Fang's hands...

As for those who came over to eat and drink, they were a little familiar with Kong Er and Qu Da, but they were completely unfamiliar with Qin Fang. When they saw that Qin Fang was about to stop, they were naturally embarrassed to ask Qin Fang to continue...

Although they also want to eat more!

Pa~~

Just when Qin Fang was about to stop and bake a few skewers for himself to fill his stomach, a wad of banknotes was slapped next to Qin Fang.

"Bring me some skewers of chicken wings...this is my tip!"

Zhou Fengliu and Fan Xian rushed over. Fan Xian did not take the initiative to rush in front this time, but Zhou Fengliu began to charge into the battle.

The one who took action this time was naturally Zhou Fengliu. He didn't care about other people's eyes at all, he just paid money and waited for others...

Zhou Fengliu has this kind of temperament, he is arrogant, domineering and arrogant. At the same time, his favorite thing is to throw money at people. He learned this from Fan Xian.

"you……"

Seeing Qin Fang being insulted like this, Tang Feifei immediately became angry. However, her stomach was a little full and it was difficult to stand up. She could only point her delicate jade finger at Zhou Fengliu, really wanting to scold him.

He said a few words... It's just that her good tutoring prevented her from saying such words.

"Zhou Xiaosi, you must have taken the wrong medicine, get out of here, or I will whip you right now..."

Just because Tang Feifei couldn't scold her, it didn't mean that no one would do it, at least Kong Er couldn't hold it back.

Seeing Zhou Fengliu talking to Qin Fang in such a jerky manner and slapping money, Kong Er's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and he immediately started to curse.

And looking at his posture, it seemed like he was really going to take action...

"Fan Xian, take Zhou Xiaosi away quickly..."

Qu Yuancheng's expression on the side was not much better. If it was just Zhou Fengliu, he might just drive people away and be done with it, but Fan Xian was also there. Thinking of the previous conflict between Fan Xian and Qin Fang, he thought again

How could you not understand it?

Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were inseparable. Qu Yuancheng would never believe it if Fan Xian was not involved.

"Qu Da, this has nothing to do with me. Fengliu likes barbecue the most, but we don't know how to cook it ourselves. We heard that there is a chef here who is good at the craftsmanship, so we came here specially... Don't worry, we two brothers

But I have never treated anyone badly, as long as it makes us happy with our meal, no matter how much we tip, it’s okay!”

Fan Xian was naturally not a good guy. He seemed to respect Qu Yuancheng very much, but behind his words, he didn't take Qu Yuancheng seriously at all.

If this boy knew that Qu Yuancheng and Kong Er had pleaded for him in front of the Qin government, maybe they wouldn't be so disrespectful.

Of course, these two boys don't know how to repay a favor, and now they only want to punish Qin Fang... If they heard that Qin Fang is Tang Feifei's real boyfriend, then they will naturally not be polite...

"Damn, I see you guys are itchy today..."

Seeing that Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu not only had no intention of backing down, but seemed determined to cause something to happen today, Kong Er was also a little furious.

"What? You want to take action? Who is afraid of whom?"

But before Kong Er could make a move, he saw two burly men standing behind each of the two young masters, one on the left and the other on the right protecting them.

These two boys are the darlings of their respective families. Safety is always the most important issue. There is never a lack of bodyguards around them. Even when they come to play, they always take them with them.

Fan Xian knew that Qin Fang was very powerful, as he could tell from the fact that Qin Fang almost killed him in the sea, so he specially brought bodyguards with him because he was afraid that he would suffer a loss if the two sides fought...

"grass……"

Kong Er was also stunned. When he saw these four bodyguards, he also understood that the other bodyguards had come prepared. He must be in trouble. He immediately glanced to the side and called out softly.

"Qingshan...it's up to you!"

At this time, it was not convenient for Qin Fang to take action as the party concerned, but Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu took the initiative to make trouble, and Kong Er beat them up, so no one could say anything. Song Qingshan was obviously Kong Er's person, so it was up to him to take action.

No problem.

Song Qingshan had actually wanted to beat these two boys for a long time, but he had already heard from Kong Er and Qu Yuancheng that they had specifically interceded for Fan Xian, and he was afraid that he would beat these boys up.

But now there is absolutely no problem in dealing with just four bodyguards. As long as no lives are lost, Kong Er will definitely solve the trouble for him.

Bang bang bang bang~~

Before the four bodyguards understood what was going on, they felt as if their bodies had been hit hard by a prehistoric monster. They immediately jumped into the air and flew three or four meters in the air before falling heavily to the ground.

, and passed out immediately...

As for Song Qingshan, who took action, he just lightly touched the dust on his body, as if it was nothing more than an insignificant matter.

"Er..."

Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were also stunned. Things really happened too fast. The only thing they relied on was a face-to-face meeting, and they were destroyed without even a decent reaction.

"Look at you guys still trying to fight me. I can't beat you to death..."

After taking care of these four bodyguards, Kong Er could not be polite to Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu, so he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to beat these two people up first.

Naturally, Qu Yuancheng was not to be outdone. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to sweep the formation for Kong Er. Once he found out that Kong Er was defeated, he immediately rushed forward to help.

"Wait a minute..."

And just when Kong Er and Qu Yuancheng were about to beat him up, Qin Fang, one of the parties involved, suddenly spoke.

When Kong Er and others heard Qin Fang's words, almost everyone couldn't help but tremble, muttering in their hearts, fearing that Qin Fang would say that he would do it himself.

"It's just a trivial matter. Is there any need to shout and kill?"

But Qin Fang's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations. He didn't seem to care at all. He even said with a smile, "Isn't it just to grill a few skewers of food? Can't I finish it for them..."

While he was talking, Qin Fang actually took a few skewers of chicken wings and squid skewers and grilled them on the fire. Looking at his focused look, it seemed that he didn't take what just happened to his heart at all.

Of course, he didn't even look at the stack of banknotes next to him.

"Qin Fang..."

Tang Feifei and others were stunned and couldn't understand why Qin Fang had such a reaction. He seemed to be a completely different person.

But Qin Fang didn't give them a chance to ask, he just concentrated on baking the food.

"Here, it's baked, you guys have a try..."

It didn't take long for a few skewers of chicken wings and squid to be grilled. Qin Fang politely lowered himself to the two of them and said in a very gentle tone.

Fan Xian and Zhou Fengliu were also stunned by Qin Fang's reaction, and they did not understand what Qin Fang meant.

But his hands were not idle. He seemed to subconsciously take the grilled chicken wings and grilled squid skewers handed over by Qin Fang, put them directly in his mouth and started eating.

"Hiss...it's so delicious!"

Zhou Fengliu, a silly kid, is quite honest. After eating it, he immediately felt that the taste was quite delicious and he couldn't help but praise it.

Although Fan Xian also thought it was very delicious, when he thought that this thing was concocted by his "love rival", he immediately felt very dissatisfied. He immediately touched Zhou Fengliu's body gently to signal him not to talk nonsense.

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"Oh, I wish you good luck..."

Seeing that these two boys were fooled by him and actually took the food and started eating it, Qin Fang had no expression on his face, but in his heart he could only mourn for these two people for three minutes.

Even though he had baked a lot of food at once, there was nothing wrong with them. However, the two skewers he was holding were absolutely inedible.

Qin Fang has been so busy that he has only baked two mutated foods in total, and now they have ended up in the stomachs of these two unlucky children.

"How's it going? Does it taste good?"

He was already laughing in his heart, but Qin Fang seemed very indifferent on the surface. While asking the two of them how they felt about the food, he was worried that they would not eat enough, so he left a lot for them.

"If it's not enough, there's still more over there, you can just eat..."

Of course, in order to make others believe that he did not add drugs to the food, Qin Fang also took part of the baked food and ate it.

Phew~~

An extremely long sound came, immediately making everyone stunned, almost subconsciously looking in the direction of the sound.

I noticed that Zhou Fengliu looked dumbfounded and seemed a little at a loss.

Phew~~

But after only about ten seconds, Zhou Fengliu let out a loud fart again...

Phew~puff~puff~

However, this was just the beginning. Almost every ten seconds, Zhou Fengliu could not help but fart. Even if he tried his best to hold his buttocks or simply cover his buttocks, it was of no use at all.

The fart seems to be completely automatic. It will be excreted automatically when the time comes. No matter how you stop it, it will be useless...

"Hahaha~~"

Such a scene immediately made many people around them burst into laughter, including Kong Er, Qu Yuancheng and Tang Feifei.

Even after Fan Xianzai persisted for a while, he couldn't help it anymore and wanted to laugh.

"Brother Xian...Brother Xian, you... peed your pants..."

But before Fan Xian had time to laugh, Zhou Fengliu pointed at his pants and said.

Everyone was slightly startled, and then looked in the direction pointed by Zhou Fengliu, and found that there was indeed a large wet mark on Fan Xian's valuable pants, and the location was clearly on the crotch...

I really peed my pants!

A man of Fan Xian's age actually peed his pants in public. If this were in Hong Kong Island, it would immediately become big news that the paparazzi would talk about. I'm afraid it would be on the headlines of many weeklies and magazines tomorrow...

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Fortunately, this is Nanshan Island and is surrounded by respectable people from Hong Kong Island. They are not so gossipy, but this scandal is destined to become a huge laughing stock in the upper class...

As soon as he saw the wet marks on his crotch, Fan Xian's face immediately turned green. He almost subconsciously wanted to get up like this and turned around.

"Brother Xian, you also have something behind your butt..."

But Zhou Fengliu was very considerate, and immediately kindly reminded her that Fan Xian's buttocks were also wet...

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