Am I A God?

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes at the Cat King of the West and sighed. "How did such a good buddhist cat come to such a state?"

He thought, "If I extract his enlightened awareness and transfer to the King of Death, would the King of Death bring his whole army here in Jianghai to kidnap Elizabeth?"

Zhao Yao stroked his chin and contemplated, "I have to return him to the original buddhist cat. If it fails, I will have to use another cat to deal with the King of Death."

Seeing the annoying Cat King of the West talking non-stop, Zhao Yao asked, "Hey, do you like Elizabeth a lot?"

The Cat King of the West abruptly became excited. The person before him was Elizabeth's owner.

The Cat King of the West widened his eyes as he said, "If you send Elizabeth over to have dinner with me tonight, I will forgive you."

"Heh heh." Zhao Yao grinned wryly and took out a photograph taken secretly by Roly Poly and said, "Have you seen how Elizabeth sleeps?"

The Cat King of the West was surprised. "Ah?"

Zhao Yao aimed the photograph at the Cat King of the West and he was so frightened that he took a step back and gazed in astonishment at the photograph of Elizabeth. It was a candid photograph taken discreetly by Roly Poly, who hid it very carefully so that he could blackmail Elizabeth.

Zhao Yao said, "Have you seen Elizabeth excrete before?"

"How can this happen? How can Lizzie excrete?" The Cat King of the West had just finished speaking and was so shocked by Zhao Yao's photograph that his fur stood on ends.

"Ah! No! Take these photographs away!"

"Wah, take a look at this photograph. Do you know that the fur of a Ragdoll cat is extremely long. After excretion, the buttocks will be stained with feces and are hard to lick clean."

"Ah!" The Cat King of the West covered his eyes and exclaimed, "I am blind! I can't see anything!"

Zhao Yao activated his superpower and controlled the Cat King of the West such that he had to open his eyes and witness several photographs. "This photograph is when she is farting. This photograph is when she stepped on feces in the bathroom. Oh? This photograph is when her fur was cut off. After removing all her fur, a female cat isn't that good looking after all."

A few minutes later, the Cat King of the West was on the point of breaking down. He looked at Zhao Yao and felt his perfect image of Elizabeth disintegrating.

Zhao Yao nodded in satisfaction as he said, "We are almost done."

Zhao Yao tried extracting the enlightened awareness of the Cat King of the West and transferred to a few criminals. They became good people immediately.

After testing a few times and confirming that there were no problems, Zhao Yao went to look for Black Panther.

…

The King of Death gathered his senior generals for a meeting. Numerous reports were placed in front of him so that he would know the development of his several legions.

"The expansion of Doll's Iron Army is the fastest but the resource requirements are comparatively higher. We need to increase our resource investment."

"Satan's Dark Scorch legion is rapidly increasing in manpower. The requirement is the easiest of all as only apostles are required. The source of power for Dark Scorch is lifespan. To restrain the apostles from using their superpowers indiscriminately is tricky. The greater the number, the harder they are to manage."

"The Virtual-Spirit legion is quite a big headache. They are able to pass through all objects and they are hard to restrain. We are relying on limited superpowers and their close kin to restrain them, however, this is proving to be more difficult. The puppets are also running out."

"And the pressure of managing Adam's Ark legion is getting greater."

The King of Death nodded his head. He was looking tired as he said, "We are reaching the upper limit, if this continues, we will lose control. It is time to attack Zhao Yao."

…

In Jianghai, Zhao Yao asked Black Panther, "The old man in front of us is one of the puppets of the King of Death?"

Black Panther nodded and pleaded, "Mentor, could you not sit on my back?"

"Why? You are able to teleport better and I do not have blind spots during battles. We complement each other." Zhao Yao patted Black Panther's head and said, "Enough talking, I am activating my superpower."

More than 100 thousand people around the world shivered for a while.

…

At the discussion table, the King of Death abruptly became alert and said, "I think our corporation is having issues."

The assistant asked, "Boss, who do you mean?"

"We are such a huge corporation. We should take up more social responsibilities. I have decided to donate 100 billion dollars to legitimate charity organizations and countries, including the funds that were acquired from tax stealing and evasion."

Everyone was astonished. "Ah?!"

"The soil erosion in our country is reaching critical state. I have decided to send the Iron Army to plant trees."

"The Dark Scorch legion will enter the mountainous regions to build Hope Elementary School. Even if the regions are poor, we cannot afford to skimp on education."

"The Virtual-Spirit legion will help in capturing criminals…"

After listening to the orders of the King of Death, all the cadres of Ivory were befuddled.

The assistant could not resist asking, "Boss, are you joking?"

The King of Death smiled and replied, "Of course it is a joke."

When everyone was heaving in relief, he said, "After pondering, I have decided to disband Ivory after donating all my money. Our country does not allow our organization to exist. After the disbanding, look for a good job and live an earnest life. Do not be involved in violent crimes and murder, otherwise death will find you one of these days.

I will retrieve all my puppets and retire."

All the leaders looked at the King of Death in shock. "Ah?"

The leader of Dark Scorch legion said in anger, "Boss, do not crack jokes at this critical time!"

The leader of the Virtual-Spirit legion frowned and said, "Boss, what you just said, is it real?"

The leader of the Ark legion shook his head and said, "Boss, many people are depending on us for a living, we cannot retire just like that!"

Numerous powerful apostles stood up and glared at the King of Death and the atmosphere reeked of a strange enmity.

All the capable generals were full of ambition after obtaining powerful abilities. They were thinking of great achievements and obtaining lots of wealth and power. Hence, they were unwilling to give up what they had achieved.

The King of Death looked at the agitated crowd and smiled as he waved his hand. "Enough, enough, I am only joking, do not be uptight. Let's continue the discussion."

When the crowd was pacified, he thought, " Ivory has developed into a cancer of society. If this continues, war and disaster will ensue. I have to think of proper ways to disband the organization safely. Before that, I cannot retrieve all my puppets."

…

Zhao Yao was not aware that Ivory was badly shaken after his action.

Zhao Yao placed a ring that had the seal of the power of illusion on the finger of an elderly man. Over the next seven days, the Sixth Sense power of illusion would be transferred to the elderly man.

"For the next seven days, the King of Death will be a good person. The best scenario is that he retrieves all the puppets willingly. The worst scenario is that he turns hundred thousands of people into good natured puppets."

Zhao Yao greeted the elderly man and said, "Hey King of Death, are you here?"

The casual expression of the old man became serious as he looked at Zhao Yao. The old man frowned and his eyes sparkled with realization. "I am understanding things now. Did you do this to me?"

"Oh? Did you detect something was wrong?"

The old man nodded, "You… have changed my character? A very strange experience. I can feel that I am entirely different from my previous self. There is no discomfort and I feel at ease."

Zhao Yao nodded and asked, "Are you able to retrieve all your puppets?"

"No." The old man looked at Zhao Yao and said, "You have to help me exterminate Ivory, then I can retrieve all my puppets without worry."