Am I God

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The cat sitting on the flying carpet is a gray fold-eared cat, but it looks slender and powerful, not the round shape of an ordinary house cat.

He just sat on the flying carpet, slowly crossing the night sky of the river and sea, looking at the lively city, a strange color flashed in his eyes from time to time.

"The city of human beings, I haven't come back for more than a year."

When he flew through the neighborhoods, he also saw the whereabouts of many super cats, and frowned slightly: "So many super cats? This is trouble, when will we find it?"

Suddenly he took a closer look and saw that it was a cat walking a dog.

"Dog-walking powerhouse? Still such a big dog, this super cat must be very powerful, maybe it can help me..."

Thinking of this, the folded cat flew down on the flying carpet, came directly to this community, and slowly floated on a lawn.

Yu Wan was lying on the rough body and taking a routine walk, and said unhappily: "You dogs, you have to go outside for a run when you **** and pee. It's primitive, it's really primitive."

Rough grinding his teeth and said: "You know what a fart, this is called health, **** and walk around, live to ninety-nine."

Just as they were arguing, a voice came: "Hello."

Fishball and Thick Face looked up, and immediately saw the fold-eared cat sitting on the flying carpet.

Yu Wan's eyes were shining, and it was really the eyes that were shining at the super cat in mid-air, and excitedly said: "There is a flying carpet! What kind of ability do you have?"

The folded cat on the flying carpet said, "It's just the ability to make things fly. It's nothing special. My name is Cheese. Are you the super cats around here?"

"Yeah, my name is Yu Wan, and I am Elvis from Huatian New Village." Yu Wan patted his chest and said, "The whole neighborhood is under my control."

The rough side pouted, and didn't bother to pay attention to the blowing of the fish balls. He just looked at the fold-eared cat in the sky and thought to himself: "To make things fly? This ability can be very useless, or it can be very powerful. I don't know where he belongs. kind."

When Cheese heard what the fish ball said, a hint of joy flashed in his eyes: "Really? Elvis Huatian, I'm actually here to find my sister, can you help me?"

"No problem, wrap it on my head." Yu Wan said, "Can you let me sit on your flying carpet?"

The folded cat said friendly: "Of course."

…

In the office, Lao He was scratching his head at Zhao Yao's intelligence documents.

"This guy is always causing us trouble. Everything you do now has to be approved by seventeen or eight leaders, so you're in a bind."

Old He sighed and decided to take a break and brush up on the circle of friends.

The first thing I saw was that Lin Chen was married, married to his online game girlfriend, and posted a screenshot of the game.

"This waste." Lao He shook his head, flipped through the circle of friends, and saw a screenshot of Zhao Yao's deposit.

Different from the IDs of the other messages, he really knew that Zhao Yao really had more than 200 million, and he was simply envious and jealous.

So he picked up the phone and started to leave a message: "Brother Zhao 666, when will you bring your younger brother to make a fortune?"

At this moment, Lin Chen suddenly rushed in, Lao He touched his bald head, and said nonchalantly: "It is impossible to approve marriage leave, marriage in online games is not considered a real marriage, even if you apply for 10,000 more times, I will. I won't give you marriage leave."

"It's not about this." Lin Chen shouted, "Look at the mailbox."

"Huh?" Lao He glanced at Lin Chen in surprise, opened the mailbox, and soon his face became more and more solemn, the next moment he stood up and ran out of the office.

"Immediately notify everyone to gather."

"Help me contact the East China Sea Fleet, the entire sea area must be blocked immediately."

"Call the Bureau of Meteorology and I want to know if this is a natural phenomenon."

In the mailbox displayed on the computer screen, a large mysterious fog suddenly rose from the sea.

Wherever the fog passed, all ships and personnel lost contact.

…

On the other side, at Zhao Yao's house in the middle of the night.

The crackling of the keyboard continued to sound, and I saw Matcha, Yuanyuan, Elizabeth and rice cakes teaming up to eat chicken together, and the live broadcast was broadcast as planned.

And Mao Lao, Danbo, Airplane and other super cats all gathered around them and watched intently.

It's a pity that Yuanyuan doesn't need to plug in at the moment, the level of the four super cats is really hard to eat chicken, and the more they fight, the more disappointed they are.

After it was over, Matcha sighed and lay on the massage chair: "It's difficult, it seems that it's not easy to make a breakthrough in the chicken-eating world."

At this moment, Yuanyuan's voice suddenly sounded in his ear: "Matcha, my previous plug-in has not expired yet, I will give it to you."

Matcha's eyes lit up, and the next moment she reacted: "Huh? Are you so kind?"

Yuanyuan sighed and said, "Matcha, since the last incident on the lending platform, I don't want to live with this kind of intrigue and chasing fame and fortune anymore. Now, I just want to eat, sleep, and bask in the sun every day. , scratch the sofa, and be an ordinary house cat."

"Amitabha." Yuanyuan said indifferently: "Wealth, fame, and power are just fleeting sights. If you are like me and spend more than 5,000 yuan a month, you will understand that money has reached a certain level. , it’s just numbers, it’s better than anything to be able to sleep peacefully.”

As he said that, he told Matcha all the username and password of his plug-in, and then there was no sound.

After Matcha finished listening, he suddenly stood up from the massage chair, hesitation flashed in his eyes.

"This old boy, is it true? He is so kind all of a sudden?"

Matcha hesitant for a long time, or plan to give it a try.

"Anyway, if you try it, you won't get pregnant."

More than half an hour later, Matcha was already full of ecstasy: "Hahaha, die for me!"

"Hide? Is it useful to hide? A headshot from 800 meters away!"

"The poor, the weak, the poor, the weak, the weak, the weak, the poor, the weak, the poor, the weak! Look at me directly hammering you to death with my fist!"

So in the next few days ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Elizabeth, rice cakes and the others found that the level of matcha has suddenly risen, and they can even take them to eat chicken every day.

That night, the plane, the old cat, and even the briquettes were all around Matcha, and they applauded every time Matcha killed one person.

"it is good!"

"Qiao Gong has good marksmanship!"

"Wow, this position is unpredictable, and I didn't hit you with a single shot, Qiao Gong."

Yuanyuan sneered and watched these super cats flattering matcha tea. Uncle Dan worried: "Yuanyuan, if you give him the plug-in like this, the other cats will obey him even more."

"Hmph, after the peak, it's a cliff. Matcha's biggest weakness is his poor psychological quality. You forgot that he was beaten a little before, and he looked for life? I'll call him down this time."

Yuanyuan looked at her mobile phone and continued to edit a Weibo: "The anchor is unscrupulous, and the real fruit Mengmeng tea (Matcha anchor ID) eats chicken and hangs."