Am I God

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Mobile phone synchronous reading

On the roof, Matcha looked at the fish **** and said, "Is it alright? Wouldn't it be more convenient for you to send a circle of friends or a group WeChat message?"

Yu Wan sneered and waved his finger at Matcha: "You don't understand this, you need to understand the mentality of the female cats and send WeChat? Who wouldn't? The female cats like to be special and romantic. Do you understand romance?"

Matcha thought about it, grabbed a handful of hair from her body and said, "Can I send them 999 hair **** that I rolled myself?"

Yu Wan rolled his eyes and said, "You are really hopeless, let me teach you what a real girl is."

Saying that, Yu Wan's hands suddenly lit up, and the rays of light shot up into the sky, turning into his head and reflecting in the sky.

Yu Wan said proudly: "See? This is my exclusive courtship signal, and a female cat will come in a while."

Matcha looked at the mark in the sky in surprise and wondered, "How do they know this is your courtship signal."

Yuwan smiled disdainfully, took out his mobile phone specially linked to Maowang, and pulled out a post saying, "Look at it."

Matcha looked at the post and found that the photo in the post was almost the same as the head shot by the fish balls, and also wrote a paragraph: 'There is a handsome beauty who is looking for his sister, he and her sister have lost contact since childhood , a person who grew up strong on the street, and now he has finally made his mark. He has become a rich cat worth tens of millions. He just wants to find his sister. I put this icon every day to find my sister. I heard that this is what his sister looked like when she was a child. …'

Matcha said strangely: "You and your sister disappeared when you were young?"

"How is that possible? I don't have a younger sister." Yu Wan said disdainfully, "This is my new way of picking up girls after being inspired by a friend recently."

Matcha looked blank: "Huh?"

Yu Wan continued: "Think about it, the handsome cat who lost contact with her younger sister when she was a child and worked alone on the street, when she grew up and became famous, she came to find her long-lost younger sister. How pitiful is this? It instantly attracted those female cats. Attention. Rich and handsome, and looking for a sister, directly aroused their curiosity and vanity. When they came over, I said that my sister was dead, which directly detonated their sympathy. "

Matcha is a little disbelieving: "Does this work?"

Ten minutes later, a female Persian cat came to Zhao Yao's house.

After Yu Wan opened the door, he said sadly, "Hello."

The female Persian cat said, "Hello, are you looking for your sister?"

Yu Wan looked at the female cat affectionately and said, "You really look like my sister."

Female Persian cat: "Uh...Actually, I saw one that looks exactly like your picture on the next street..."

Yu Wan suddenly cried and hugged the female cat tightly, and when the other party was at a loss, he backed away and said with a sad face: "I'm sorry, I'm so sad, I can't control myself."

The other party asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Yu Wan brought the other party in, and said sadly: "I found the family that adopted my sister three days ago, but found that my sister had died of leukemia as early as six months ago."

Seeing the crying fish ball, the Persian cat was overwhelmed: "Right... I'm sorry, I didn't know this happened, I..."

"Don't talk, let me hug you for a while?" Yu Wan widened her moist eyes and said pitifully, "You and my sister really look alike."

"Oh~~" The other party hugged Yu Wan with a heartbroken face and comforted: "It's alright, you can just hug it."

The fish ball hugged the other side with a smile, and made a victory gesture towards the matcha in the distance.

Matcha was surprised: "Is this okay?"

At this moment, the Persian cat suddenly saw a mobile phone floating in the air, and said in surprise: "What is this?"

Yu Wan said disdainfully: "A fool, ignore him."

In the void where no one can see, the ghost cat is holding a mobile phone and recording everything Zhao Yao's family has seen and heard, especially the fish ball side, which is 360° without dead ends.

Yu Wan shouted in his consciousness: "You're enough, cat, don't take me." He was upset: "This dead cat, since he has a mobile phone, he knows how to take pictures all day long, and he has to take a picture of every shit. According to."

So the cat floated to the side again and said, "Actually, you don't have to be burdened. I'm just a bystander, silently recording everything I've seen and heard."

After the cat left again, Matcha was even more surprised when he saw the fish **** and the Persian cat get into the cat's nest. At this moment, the doorbell rang, and he looked at the door with excitement and wanted to open the door.

But after taking a few steps, he suddenly hesitated again: "What should I do if I fail, I won't be scolded by others?"

At this moment, Yu Wan's head stuck out from the cat's nest, gestured towards Matcha and said, "You can." The next moment, he was caught by the Persian cat and returned to the cat's nest, the whole cat's nest was violent trembled.

Encouraged by the fish balls, the matcha was in a burst of energy. He ran out to open the door, and saw a chestnut-colored earth cat standing outside, looking up and down at the matcha.

Matcha said nervously: "Hello, did you see the icon upstairs?"

"Uh..." The other party looked at Matcha's head and stomach again, and said, "I'm sorry, I rang the wrong doorbell."

Seeing the back of the other party leaving, Matcha felt that her heart was cold again.

After a while, the fluffy fish **** came out, looked at the matcha and said, "It didn't work?"

Matcha excitedly said: "Is there a mistake, I'm a Jianghai fold-ear cat, what is she doing with the eyes that look at the earth cat? I can't stand this grievance~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Yu Wan licked her hair to clean up, while Said: "The appearance is not good, you have to use the inner meaning. "

"Meaning?" Matcha looked at the fish balls. At this moment, when this fool encountered the problem of picking up girls, he suddenly gave him a very reliable feeling.

Yu Wan sent the Persian cat away, and then more than ten minutes later, Matcha stood with Yu Wan with small glasses, Matcha wore a pair of small glasses, and Yu Wan tied a small bow tie around her neck. Yao bought it for cats to play with.

Yu Wan introduced to the female cat in front of him: "This is George Matcha, the Jianghai folded cat who just returned from the UK."

The female Siamese cat opposite looked at the matcha in surprise and said, "Are you a British cat?"

"Yes." Matcha pushed her glasses.

"George has just returned from the UK and is not yet proficient in Chinese." Yu Wan on the other side added: "His mother is a British shorthair and his father is a Jianghai fold. He grew up in London and later lived in Cambridge. For a period of time, I was lying in the classrooms of the Department of Biology and the Department of Physics to listen to lectures."