Am I God

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Just half an hour after Matcha and Cheese continued to look for my sister.

Matcha was lying on the massage chair, looking solemnly at the situation in the living room at the moment.

Cheese was surrounded by two long-haired female cats, who kept asking about his sister.

Seeing the popularity of Cheese, Matcha said bitterly: "Damn, everyone is a folded cat, why is he so popular? Do these women know how to look at their skin color? Too shallow."

He turned his head to look at Huang Niba again, and even this waste cat chatted with a female cat and laughed, and the matcha became even more popular.

But the next moment, when he rolled his eyes, he saw the husky lying on the floor with a faceless face, its mouth swollen like a sausage, and there was even a female cat standing beside him, and asked with concern: "Little dog, what's wrong with you?"

Rough face listlessly said: "I'm poisoned."

The female cat patted the dog's head with a heartbroken face: "What a poor little dog."

Matcha said angrily, "Damn, even a dog has a cat to accompany me! Can't I even compare to a dog?"

Yu Wan suddenly appeared behind him, patted Matcha's shoulder and said, "Matcha, don't belittle yourself, how could you be inferior to a dog." I saw Yu Wan pointed at the mobile phone flying around in the sky , there are several little female cats running around chasing the mobile phone that the cat is holding again.

"Oh, you can't even compare to a mobile phone."

puff! Matcha covered his chest, with a sharp pain in his heart, he fell directly on the massage chair, stared blankly at the ceiling, and muttered: "I'm such a waste, it's better to die, I will give birth to a good baby in my next life. , I want to be a tiger."

Yu Wan sighed: "Don't give up yet, until now, there is one last way."

Matcha asked indifferently, "What can I do?"

"Prescribe the medicine." Yu Wan said, "You know catnip, right? There is one cat out of every two cats in the world who likes catnip. Good chance to get off."

The matcha on the side sat up instantly: "Okay, I will immediately ask someone to bring catnip over here."

Just then, Lili came out of the cat toilet and shouted, "Fish balls? Where have you been?"

"Here." Yu Wan immediately ran back.

After a while, the briquettes probed out of the space door that Zhao Yao had left at home.

Matcha immediately leaned forward: "Balcoids, this way."

The briquettes looked around with a wary face, and said to the matcha: "You want the goods?"

"Yes, yes." Matcha rubbed the cat's paws and said, "Did you bring it?"

The briquettes said coldly: "Pay with one hand and deliver with the other."

Matcha took out his mobile phone, directly called half of the money, and asked, "Where's the goods? I want to inspect the goods."

The briquettes looked at the numbers on the phone and smiled with satisfaction, opening his mouth and spitting out a bag of catnip in the Dimensional stomach.

"The fresh stuff I planted myself is even more enjoyable than the usual ones sold in the market. I guarantee you will be high enough."

The matcha rubbed his fingernails and made a cut on the bag of catnip. Then he went straight into it and hooked some broken leaves out. He put it in front of his nose and smelled it, and then licked it with his tongue.

In an instant, a happy expression flashed on Matcha's face: "Well, it really is a good thing."

At this moment, a voice came from the space door: "What are you doing? I'm going to tell Zhao Yao!"

The briquettes jumped up more than a meter in fright and shouted wildly, "Silly tea! You betrayed me?"

Matcha rubbed out five cat claws, and said angrily: "There is a sliver? Do you want to eat black with briquettes?"

"I'm not a sliver."

The briquettes and matcha looked in the direction of the space door, and they could see a cat's face on the space door, because the briquettes did not give other super cats the right to pass through, and the other's cat face seemed to be against the glass. Same as above, the whole face looks deformed.

Matcha let out a sigh of relief: "What are you doing, it turned out to be rice cakes, why did you put him in the dimensional stomach?"

The briquettes also breathed a sigh of relief: "It's not that Zhao Yao let all the super cats in the store enter the dimensional stomach bag, saying that he wants us to **** and pee in the toilet of the dimensional stomach bag, otherwise Matsuo and faceless labor will be wasted. ."

The rice cake put his head on the space door and said: "Okay, matcha, you are not sick at all, and you are still smoking catnip! And your briquettes, secretly absent from work during work hours, I am going to tell Zhao Yao!"

The briquettes immediately jumped into the space door, covered the mouth of the rice cake and said, "Do you want to inform? Dreaming!"

The rice cake struggled immediately, and the sound of Ulu Ulu came out of the covered mouth.

Matcha shouted from the side: "Rice cake, if you don't want to be silenced by us, you are not allowed to inform, understand?"

Nian Gao hurriedly started blinking, but as soon as the briquettes let go of the cat's paws, Nian Gao immediately shouted, "I want to go home and play games!"

The briquettes and matcha looked at each other helplessly, and finally agreed to the mochi's request.

So Nian Gao rushed out of the space door with a happy face, ran to his computer, sat down, and started playing games.

After Matcha took the catnip sent by the briquettes, it started to deliver catnip.

Seeing the female cats slumped on the ground, rolled around on the blanket, or looked unconscious after smoking catnip, Matcha immediately rejoiced.

"Finally it's my turn to play." Matcha licked her lips and rushed towards a female cat, but in mid-air, she was shot by a water gun, and she fell to the ground soaked.

"What do you want to do?" Lili looked at the matcha in front of her coldly, and when there was a big disagreement, she sprayed the other party's momentum to death: "I tell you, with me here today, don't try to do anything lewd."

Matcha couldn't stand the stare, but at the next moment, her eyes lit up and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly: "Hehe, in this world, no one or cat can stop my matcha, because my matcha's ability is the best in the world."

The next moment, Lili felt that the matcha in front of her seemed to flicker, and then she saw the matcha sighed, lying on her back on the ground with a contented expression on her face.

On the other side came the scream of the mother cat.

Lili shouted, "What did you do?"

"Hahaha." Matcha looked at the other party with a proud face, and said slowly: "Don't understand? Are you panicking? Try to stop me again." The next moment, his body flashed again, and in the distance Another female cat screamed.

Lili stared at each other with wide eyes.

Matcha had a contented face, and laughed loudly: "This is my ability! With your mere South Elvis, it is impossible to stop me.

Matcha slowly stood up, and Da Che realized: "The me now is not the me of the past. As the strongest super cat in the world, I don't need any morals, rules, connotations, and methods at all! I just need to use it. My ability, just go directly to achieve my goal!"

He squeezed his cat's paw and laughed wildly: "Whatever you want! I'll get it myself!"