Am I God

Zhao Yao walked in the dimensional stomach, and his eyes swept across the super cats.

"According to the information given by Lao He, the prison is divided into two parts, one for people and one for cats. I can handle the human part, but the cat part needs to be solved by the super cat."

"In the super prisons managed by Elvis Presley, there are all kinds of apostles or super cats. To get out of their mouths, this super cat must be ruthless and thick-skinned. If you have the means, your strength can’t be weak, it’s better to have a little more of a river and lake atmosphere.”

Zhao Yao's eyes were fixed on matcha, and he thought in his heart: "Matcha should be able to do this job, if I bring briquettes, then I can go to them at any time, the cat in the dimensional stomach is also support at any time.”

Thinking of this, Zhao Yao shouted in the direction of Matcha in his consciousness: "Matcha, come here."

Matcha, who was still in front of her hands, rushed over when she heard Zhao Yao's call.

Zhao Yao looked at Matcha and said, "I'm going to prison in the next few days..."

"Really?" Matcha excitedly said: "How many years?" He roared in his heart: "Hahahaha, I knew that this old guy has done a lot of evil, and he will kill himself if he does too much injustice. Now he really wants to go in? Then I Isn't that the boss? My matcha era is coming!"

Zhao Yao expressionlessly pressed Matcha's head and said while twisting, "You want to go in with me."

Matcha fell to her knees on the ground, looked at Zhao Yao with tears in her eyes, crawled over, hugged Zhao Yao's calf and shouted, "Zhao Yao! I'm your favorite little tea! You How could you be so cruel to take me to prison!"

The more he spoke, the more miserable his voice became, and he shouted, "I went to prison at such a young age, and my life is over!"

Zhao Yao threw off Matcha's claws impatiently and said, "I didn't tell you to go to jail, but to accompany me into a prison for a few days of investigation."

The matcha relaxed, and the orange hairs on his body stopped falling: "So, you said Zhao Yao earlier, it scared me a lot."

The briquettes on the other side were also called by Zhao Yao: "...That's it, you two accompany me to the prison to find out what's going on?"

The briquettes were so upset: "I don't want to go to jail, there's a lot of catnip waiting for me to take care of, I can't leave here."

Zhao Yao picked up the briquettes and said, "Ballets, catnip will be fine if you don't water it for a few days."

"But what if someone steals my catnip?" Briquette's eyes glared at the group of cats: "This guy, but he covets my catnip every day, I can catch more than a dozen cats every day. A **** who stole my catnip."

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes and said, "So, Pharaoh doesn't like catnip, so I'll let him look at it for you, how about that?"

"Pharaoh?" The briquettes looked at the pharaoh who was exercising in the distance, and saw that the other party was wearing chains all over his body at the moment, and behind each chain was connected a sturdy barbell, dancing these barbells to scrape A gust of gust of wind, like a real substance, exudes an astonishing oppressive force.

The briquettes shook his head and said, "No, Pharaoh and Ares have a very good relationship. Ares likes to smoke grass, and Yekaterina, an old slut, also likes to smoke grass. They will keep watch and steal."

Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Well, Elizabeth, she doesn't smoke cat grass, and she is very capable."

The briquettes nodded: "Elizabeth can..."

Zhao Yao took the opportunity to say: "You go to the prison, you can sell catnip, think about the super cat in prison, how long has it been since he smoked grass, how hungry and thirsty? You don't sell them ten times the price, When you come out, you can use the money to buy more catnip to grow, which is a huge profit.”

Seeing that the two cats still lacked interest, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Okay, if you can complete this mission, I will give you 10,000 yuan each."

When the briquettes and matcha heard this, their eyes lit up instantly: "Zhao Yao! I want to go to jail!"

…

The van slowly stopped at the gate of the prison, opened the door, and the super cats slowly walked out of the van. They all wore electric shock collars around their necks, which could be directly shocked by remote control, making their bodies cramped. .

Every super cat that enters the prison will be controlled by wearing this kind of collar, and if it is a super cat that is not afraid of electric shock, there will be various other means of confinement and monitoring.

Matcha and briquettes walked at the end, looking curiously at the steel prison in front of them. Although they also had electric shock collars on their necks, they could not trigger the electric shock function at Zhao Yao's request.

When all the criminal super cats came down, they saw a group of prison guards already standing in front of the prison gate watching them.

Especially the middle-aged man at the head, with his back combed, his expression grim and his face thin, he looked at them coldly: "Hello everyone, trash, villains, scum, scum among cats."

Seeing the changing expressions of the cats, the middle-aged man continued, "My name is Yan Luo, the deputy warden of this prison, and your **** in the days to come." After speaking, he pressed the controller in his hand. , The collar of the criminal super cat directly released a strong current, and the electric super cats shivered ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and fell to the ground.

But when Yama saw the matcha and briquettes standing there intact, he was slightly taken aback: "You two..."

The next moment, Matcha fell to the ground with a scream: "Ah! It hurts! It hurts!" He rolled over every now and then.

The briquettes on the side did not respond, and were stunned for a moment, then fell down with a scream, pretending to be in pain.

Yama immediately pointed at her and said, "Check this cat's collar to see if it's broken."

When the briquettes saw that they were coming to change their collars, they stood up immediately, baring their teeth and growling.

Matcha on the side immediately shouted in consciousness: "Hey! Don't you want 10,000 yuan! Don't mess around!"

Hearing what Matcha said, the briquettes frowned: "Cut." In the end, he didn't resist, and let several prison guards put him on a new collar.

However, the briquettes still looked at the matcha and said, "This cat's collar is also broken."

Matcha: "I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense!"

Yan Luo in the distance pointed to the matcha tea and said, "Change this cat's collar too."

Matcha: "…"

Next, the cats were pushed into the steel gate, as if they were swallowed by a giant beast.

…

BIUBIUBIU.

A series of water guns hit the super cats directly, the briquettes let out a scream, opened their mouths, and wanted to activate the dimensional stomach.

The matcha on the side held the briquettes' shoulders, looked at him seriously, shook his head and said, "10,000 yuan."

The briquettes let out a sigh of relief, and the next moment a large pool of water shot into his face.

The matcha on the other side was also poured a head of water, and he squeezed his paws suddenly, shouting in his heart, "No, ten thousand yuan, be patient, matcha, for ten thousand yuan."