Am I God

With the crazy increase in the popularity of the live broadcast room, Zhao Yao has smashed more than 600 rockets, and Elvis West has also smashed nearly 400 rockets.

In Jianghai's Super Prison, Elvis West looked at the number of rockets on the screen and was so angry that his whole body exploded.

"Damn, who is this peerless handsome guy? How dare you rob Yiyi sauce from me?"

Because he is the person in charge of the super prison and has the powerful ability to save criminals, although Elvis Presley stays in the prison all day and does not go out, he is given a lot of money every month, plus he There are very few places to spend money at ordinary times, and there is a lot of money in the account.

However, it was naturally impossible for him to be as rich as Zhao Yao with his dead salary. When he reached 400 rockets, he already felt a strong pain in his flesh.

Zhao Yao grinned and watched Elvis Elvis stop brushing rockets, but he didn't stop, but continued to brush rockets to maintain his popularity.

‘Just give Elizabeth more rockets, let her boost her popularity, and then help me promote catnip. ’

On the other hand, it was the first time for Elizabeth Live to face so many audiences, and she suddenly felt a little overwhelmed. She stared blankly at the barrage on the screen, and the whole cat became nervous.

At this moment, Zhao Yao posted a barrage and said, "Yiyi sauce, dance for me."

Elizabeth looked at the number of rockets that had exceeded 500. She was very excited before, but now she felt a little distressed and started to make money. This is more than 200,000 yuan, and the platform has to be divided.

She widened her eyes and said pitifully, "Boss, is it okay for you to invest so much money? Wouldn't it be too wasteful?"

Zhao Yao smiled, looked at Elizabeth who was worried on the screen, and sighed in his heart: "Elizabeth has grown up too." He casually sent a barrage: "Drizzle, I'm really worried, just dance for me. chant."

Elizabeth on the screen raised her cat's paw awkwardly and twisted it together: "But I can't dance."

"You can start a video and dance according to it, just dance that, that seaweed dance is done."

Elvis West hugged the screen tightly, shouting excitedly and angrily: "Damn it! You even forced Yiyi to dance!"

So Elizabeth opened the video of the seagrass dance and jumped with the movements in the video.

The seaweed dance is a dance that suddenly became popular on the Internet, especially many **** shoveling officials let their cats dance the seaweed dance, so measured by the standard of cats, this is a very simple dance, but it has a magical nature.

At this moment, Elizabeth herself danced according to the seaweed dance in the video, her little paws twisted and her fluffy cat hair shook, and her cute gesture immediately triggered a wave of barrage.

"This cat can even dance the seaweed dance by itself?"

"What a cute kitty."

"Chang Wei, you still said you don't know martial arts?"

"Yi-chan is so cute!"

"Yi-chan is so swollen!"

"Ah! I look like I'm going to urinate."

Seeing the last barrage, Zhao Yao pouted his lips disdainfully, this was from a male cat, is he going to urinate when he sees it? These cats are so tender.

Yuanyuan was also amazed when she saw this. Of course, her appreciation for Elizabeth was only part of it, but more because he felt that a golden road to riches was born in front of him.

In Elvis Presley's prison, Elvis West stared at Elizabeth dancing on the screen, his eyes shining, the cat's head was getting closer and closer to the screen, and finally he slowly stuck out his tongue towards Elizabeth on the screen.

The dramatic change in Elvis's temperament that night also triggered changes in countless criminals in the prison.

In the apostle's cell, the apostle Sato from the Japanese Storm Team tossed and fell asleep, opened his eyes suddenly, opened his mouth and sighed: "Suddenly I really want to raise a puppet cat, that cute little paw, little nose, puffy puffy cat. The cat hair, and the small pink mouth..."

His remarks seemed to resonate, and across from Sato's bed, Onizuka, also from the Storm group, also sighed in thought: "I suddenly want to watch cat videos online, cloud **** cats, stay here In prison, I haven't played a cat for a long time."

In the other corner of the prison, he was defeated by Zhao Yao together with Sun Meng. Shuilong, who has been plagued by hemorrhoids for a long time, heard the sighs of the two, but he was in a cold sweat and said in his heart: 'What's the matter, why do I suddenly want to... think Want to **** a cat? ’

Shui Long's face sank suddenly, and cold sweat was left on his forehead like running water.

puff!

"Not good! The water dragon is bleeding again!"

"Prisoner! Prisoner!"

Tonight, Zhao Yao's wave of operations really made Elizabeth's live broadcast room more popular. After the dance, Elizabeth also pulled out the icon she had prepared for a long time and began to promote catnip.

"Today, I'm going to recommend a very useful catnip to everyone. It's this briquettes catnip." Elizabeth took out a bag of ordinary-looking catnip, printed with a message that Baiquan just went to this morning. The head portrait of the black cat printed by the print shop.

"Now, it's almost summer, what are the most troublesome cats about in summer?

Naturally, it is hair loss. We know that every summer, we have to shed a lot of hair. It takes time and effort to lick it by ourselves.

What about at home? There are also cat hair flying everywhere, but this briquettes catnip has the effect of tightening pores and tightening cat hair, so you no longer have to worry about hair loss in summer. "

Elizabeth opened the catnip and said, "You can see that this catnip is different from ordinary catnip. First of all, its particles are super fine, which makes it easier and faster for your body to absorb."

As she said that, she crushed the opened catnip with her hand and put it to her mouth to **** it gently: "Wow, this feeling~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is like hyaluronic acid hitting the face directly."

Zhao Yao: "..."

"How did this guy Elizabeth prepare? What did she read as a reference?"

Elizabeth finally said: "After watching it for so long, you must be wondering where is this briquettes catnip sold? Then I can tell you that this super easy-to-use catnip in summer has not been released yet. But it will be broadcast live on me next. For the audience of the lottery, you can draw this catnip…”

Zhao Yao watched Elizabeth's promotion with a pair of dead fish eyes, and looked at the reaction of the barrage, which seemed to be not bad. He plans to spend more rockets in the next few days, publicize it, and make Elizabeth and Catnip popular.

At this moment, the briquettes sent a message: "The people from the big white cat sent me a message and said that they can talk in three days. Do we agree?"

"Oh? It's early?" Zhao Yao nodded: "Okay, then three days later." He secretly said: 'Just in these three days, I will do more publicity, and find a few big Elvis around to get the channel. Hurry up and it will start selling next week. ’