Am I God

Hearing Sangbiao's threat, Zhao Yao sneered, looked at Sangbiao in the bottle, and said slowly, "Hehe, dead cat, is it crazy?"

"You beat me so many times, what kind of hero!" Sangbiao also sneered: "Let's laugh hard now, human beings, you don't have much time to laugh."

ten minutes later…

"Let me go!" cried the mourner who turned into a thumb-sized Maine Coon. "You're not human! You're a devil!"

In front of Sangbiao, Yuanyuan stood up, shook her body, and walked out with a contented face, leaving Sangbiao with a face of shame and anger.

But when Yuanyuan was about to leave the toilet, she saw Ares waiting behind him. The two cats saw each other and smiled at each other.

Yuanyuan: "Aris, you are here too."

"Yeah, how about Yuanyuan? Is this guy easy to use or not?" Ares asked with a slight smile.

"One word, cool." Yuanyuan showed a hint of satisfaction, patted Ares on the shoulder and said, "Enjoy yourself, I'll go first."

Ares walked up excitedly, and saw that Sangbiao was pressed into the cat toilet by the exclusion field, walked up, squatted slightly, and urinated in the cat litter with the sound of zizi.

After urinating, Ares shivered, then walked to Sangbiao's side, found a clean spot on the other person's body, then picked up the thumb-sized Maine Coon cat, and wiped his **** with the other side.

A stinky smell went straight into Sang Biao's nose, and he felt that he was constantly being used by the other party to wipe his butt, and the hair on Sang Biao's body exploded.

Ares was pleasantly surprised: "It's better to fry the hair!"

"You! You... stupid! Dirty! Despicable and shameless things!" Sangbiao felt like he was going to explode, but he heard the urging outside the toilet: "Okay, Ares!"

"Hurry up!"

"So many cats waiting!"

Ares shouted: "Okay, okay." When he came out, he saw Huang Niba walking in.

Sangbiao looked at the long queue outside the cat toilet, and instantly felt that the world had become dark. He collapsed and said, "Human! What do you want?"

Zhao Yao, who was standing beside the toilet, smiled and said, "Stupid cat, are you still crazy?"

Sangbiao opened his mouth and wanted to curse, but looked at the next yellow muddy who walked into the toilet, and said with aggrieved eyes: "You can't treat me like this."

Zhao Yao snorted coldly and said, "Look at what you've done. Just the floor tiles, wallpaper, ceilings, and various furniture and soft furnishings you've smashed, I'll spend hundreds of thousands to renovate. Not to mention. Saying that you scared my guests this time, hundreds of guests were scared away, then it will affect thousands of guests, and the turnover will be rounded up, that is, there is no one or two hundred million..."

As Sangbiao listened to it, he felt that his head became more and more confused, and many zeros appeared, as if he was swiping the screen. But in general, he still understood one thing, that is, he is very destructive, causing a lot of damage and losses.

He couldn't help laughing, and secretly said in his heart: 'I'm really awesome! ’

Zhao Yao on the other side continued: "...If you lose so much money, you will naturally have to lose money. From today onwards, you will be my toilet paper, and you will be counted as ten dollars a day, waiting for you to pay. After the billion is over, I will let you go."

"Wait, one billion?" Sang Biao felt that his head was not enough, and he couldn't figure it out.

Zhao Yao said: "Of course, do you think it's enough to just calculate the direct loss? My group of technicians were also frightened by you, don't you want to pay for the mental loss?

They can't work for the next few days, don't they pay for lost time? If you don't make money, you still need to eat, don't you need nutrition? There are several technicians who are not in a good state of mind. Because of your depression, you have to pay for medical treatment... So many miscellaneous expenses are added together, can the money be less? "

Sangbiao hesitated: "Really?"

"Nonsense, you are an illiterate cat who has never read elementary school. I graduated from college. I read so much, I won't lie to you." Zhao Yao said: "You can either make toilet paper with me and pay ten yuan a day. Or change the punishment method, I will put you in the ditch, and after a year, I will lose my breath, and I can let you go."

"But..." Sang Biao calculated in his heart: "A total of one billion yuan, minus ten yuan a day, ten days is a hundred yuan, a hundred days is a thousand yuan..."

He roared loudly and said, "How long will I have to be toilet paper?"

Zhao Yao said slowly: "It won't be long, probably hundreds of thousands of years. Don't want to make toilet paper? Then go to the pit, it only takes a year."

Sangbiao was silent for a while, looked at another super cat that came to pee, and then struggled frantically: "No! I don't want to be toilet paper for hundreds of thousands of years! I don't want to soak in a ditch for a year. Is there any other way?"

"There is no other way." Zhao Yao said: "But I see that you are so arrogant and natural, you are not convinced that you are asked to do other work?"

Sangbiao collapsed: "I'm convinced, I'm convinced! Don't let me be toilet paper!"

Zhao Yao hooked his finger at the sheriff beside him, signaling him to let go of his mind-reading ability. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com listened to Sangbiao's heart, and then asked Xiang Sangbiao: "I'm convinced? Then you say, why? Come to our Maole City to make trouble? Who asked you to come? Did anyone instruct you?"

The sheriff on the side looked at Zhao Yao's actions and said to himself, "This devil..."

After Sangbiao on the other side heard the words, he thought about it and said, "No one instructed me, I came to you to catch the cat myself."

"No?" Zhao Yao looked at the sheriff who was beside him, and the sheriff shook his head.

Sangbiao said hesitantly, "I can't say yes, right? He did tell me to catch cats, but he didn't specify where I should go..."

Zhao Yao's eyes flashed, and he asked, "Who told you to catch cats?"

Sangbiao's body trembled and rolled up. He shook his head firmly and said, "I can't say it, I can't say it."

Seeing Sangbiao's reaction, Zhao Yao turned to look at the sheriff beside him, and said privately, "How is it?"

The sheriff didn't speak. He was already immersed in the inner world of Sangbiao. He could see the other party's memory. A strange cat with infinite light soared in the sky, bringing hope and peace to groups of cats. The future is like a cat's angel.

Obviously this is the image of X in Sang Biao's heart.

The sheriff frowned and thought to himself, "Is there still such a cat?" Suddenly he felt a big hand on his head, he turned his head and saw that Zhao Yao was touching him.

"Sheriff, can you read who was instructing him?"

The sheriff looked at Zhao Yao, who was full of black anger in his heart, with horns on his head and evil in his heart, and sighed helplessly: 'In reality, the devil is still more powerful, I can only do cat **** once. ’

So the sheriff quickly told Zhao Yao what he read in his mind.

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