Am I God
Vol 2 Chapter 822: advertise
(Maopu Chinese) "All in all, let's continue to improve our strength. Before we have absolute strength, don't let X and Kunwu meet, so as to avoid accidents and things are beyond our control."
Having made a decision, Zhao Yao opened the web page and continued shopping.
Zhao Yao was dazzled when he saw the rows of masks above: "Sheriff, which one do you think looks better?"
The sheriff's head stuck out from Zhao Yao's neckline, and he thought to himself: 'Do you want to be flattered again? This guy is so annoying. ' With a flattering smile on his face, he said cheerfully, "Zhao Yao, you look handsome in whatever you wear."
On the other hand, when the plane saw the message sent by Meat Bun, he was startled, and quickly told the other party to hide from the limelight, but his heart became anxious.
‘Hey, matcha’s status has been picking up recently, I feel like I’m not long in the position of commander of Jinmaowei. ' The plane secretly said: 'I really want to know what Zhao Yao thinks in his heart. But it seems that monitoring is difficult to do...'
After thinking about it for a while, the plane ran towards the ground part of Maole City, and in the distance, on the sofa in the lounge, Matcha was rolling around in a lion costume, meowing loudly.
…
Matcha: "Elizabeth, look! Do I feel majestic now? Very majestic? A lion-like feeling?"
Elizabeth glanced at him and said, "Idiot."
Matcha smiled and said, "Are you jealous of my thick and **** sideburns?"
Elizabeth pouted, and an illusion was activated. Matcha immediately felt that her temples began to burn, screaming wildly in fright, and rolling around.
The plane who saw this scene was silent: 'I wanted to talk to Matcha, but does this guy really need to talk to him? Forget it, anyway, he has become the commander of Jin Maowei, so I can also stand up for him, right? ’
Thinking of this, the plane suddenly felt much less pressure, and the whole cat felt relaxed.
'Go away, go back to work, I really think too much. ’
…
Zhao Yao on the other side chose a hood for a long time, but there was no satisfactory existence.
"This can't be done, is the headless knight wearing a hood still called a headless knight?" Zhao Yao squeezed his chin and said in his heart, "Is there any way to restore my former style?"
The abilities of one super cat flashed in Zhao Yao's mind, and suddenly his eyes lit up slightly.
"Visual seeing is because of the reflection and refraction of light. If I can prevent the reflection and refraction of light, maybe I can be invisible."
To do this, Zhao Yao's first thought was to exclude the field.
'First set the repelling target of the repelling field to light, then...'
So next, Zhao Yao covered the repulsion field all over his body, and then began to try to prevent his own outward reflection and refraction of light.
After trying for more than half an hour, although the figure looks like a fun-hung mirror, it has become twisted and weird, but it has never been able to truly become invisible.
Even so, Zhao Yao was not discouraged, but full of confidence.
"It does change the effect of optical vision, which shows that my thinking is correct. As long as I can prevent the reflection of light from my body and let the light bypass the body like water waves, I can be invisible."
However, the whole process is obviously not so easy to do. With Zhao Yao's power of six cats at the moment, superhuman level of insight, reaction, and computing power, he has not succeeded in practicing for an entire hour.
So Zhao Yao planned to rest and practice again, so he chose to go to Maowang to see if there were any new meteorite fragments recently.
Suddenly an ad popped up.
"Are you still worried about your super cat being disobedient?"
"Are you still racking your brains every day to ask him to lend you his abilities?"
"Still heartbroken that Super Cat wiped out the money in your bank card?"
"Dawning Super Cat Training Academy, let your super cat be more obedient than a dog."
Seeing this advertisement, Zhao Yao's eyes couldn't help but light up, he clicked in directly, and found that it was a video advertisement.
When a hostess opened the door, she saw a tattered sofa, cat food everywhere, and half of cat feces outside the toilet.
A fat fat cat was lying on the sofa, looking at the returning hostess with disdain.
"Meimei is a pastoral cat I picked up three years ago. More than two years ago, she was still a smart and obedient cat who would come to rub me every day when she came home from get off work." The hostess cried: "But since she woke up , everything has changed. She refuses to eat cat food, she must eat what I eat.
The cat toilet was a little dirty, she was going to **** outside. "
"Later, in order to make her less troublesome, I gave her my mobile phone to play with, but I didn't know it would get out of hand after that." The hostess burst into tears: "She wants to rob my mobile phone every day to play games. Later, I peeked at me entering the payment password, and secretly charged more than 50,000 yuan to my game~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and also deleted my bank text messages.
One day I wanted to withdraw money and found that the deposit was only 3 yuan and 60 cents. Then I checked the bank flow and found out that she had taken all the money to recharge, and even gave a reward to an anchor named Xiao Yiyi. "
Voice-over: "After finding out, did she admit her mistake? Did you hit her?"
"How could she admit that she was wrong?" the hostess sighed: "I wanted to hit her too, but I couldn't beat her at all. When I touched her head a little, she barked at me, and even used her super power to put the cup on the table. All shattered."
Voice-over: "What did you think at that time?"
"At that time, I thought, this cat has no medicine to save, and I can't keep her anymore. But I can't bear it anymore. After all, I picked it up and raised it little by little."
Voice-over: "What happened then?"
"Later, I told my best friend about it. She said that I can't keep this cat like this, or something will happen sooner or later. She said that she knew a cat trainer and could try it out." The hostess sighed: "I was It was really despairing, and after thinking about it, I couldn’t do anything, so I tried the method of using a dead horse as a living horse doctor.”
Voice-over: "Mei Mei, a typical evil cat, is domineering at home and oppresses her mistress. A family is about to be shattered because of him, and the mistress has already felt desperate."
"But just a month later, a miracle happened."
The picture changed and suddenly became cheerful.
Then she saw the hostess running on the grassland, Meimei followed behind her, and a wolf suddenly jumped out.
"Meimei, use the impact quickly!"
"Dodge the attack! Meimei!"
"Quickly use the destruction light!"
At the end of the screen, a line of small characters slowly appeared: "Every **** shoveling officer can become a super cat trainer."
Maopu Chinese
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