Am I God

With Zhao Yao constantly swiping the world's speakers, it obviously attracted a lot of people's attention to him, and as he paid attention to the entanglement of various emotions, Zhao Yao in this dimension of consciousness, BOOK constantly absorbed the spirits of others, and the evolutionary rule It has also grown rapidly.

"Not bad, not bad. At this rate, at most, Diana can level up again tomorrow or the day after."

Think about the previous Diana upgrade, allowing Zhao Yao to use BOOK in the sealed world. I don't know what functions will be obtained if I evolve and upgrade again.

After playing the horn for half an hour, Zhao Yao chose to go offline happily after watching the various players around him.

He didn't choose to keep brushing because he was afraid that players would take it for granted and would no longer pay attention.

"Small water flows, even cutting leeks can't cut off the roots."

With the idea of ​​​​loving leeks, after Zhao Yao went offline, he planned to go online and swipe the world channel every once in a while, and just receive a wave of evolution bar progress.

In the real world, Zhao Yao took off the game console and stretched his waist: "I finally found a way to stably upgrade Diana, let's play games tonight."

The relaxed Zhao Yao suddenly frowned and sniffed his nose.

"This smell..." Zhao Yao immediately turned to look at Arthas and Diana who were still playing in the sealed world not far away.

"These two cats... stinky. Speaking of which, Arthas never took a bath after he caught the cat island, right? Diana hasn't taken a bath for almost a year."

Zhao Yao frowned, and was too lazy to bathe the cats. He simply took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to let the two cats take a bath by himself after playing the game. Then he walked out of the house and walked towards his house, but he was on the sofa Sitting down, he couldn't help frowning again. A stench kept getting into his nose, making him feel uncomfortable.

"This smell..." Zhao Yao stood up and walked to the kitchen, where he could see Mango lying on the ground with his feet up, looking like he was sleeping soundly.

But what stood out was the underside of his tail, a patch of stain from which a great deal of the stench emanated.

After Zhao Yao's five senses were strengthened again and again, he gained not only benefits, but also many inconveniences.

For example, at this moment, his amazing sense of smell made him smell and feel more odors.

Looking at the sleeping mango, Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Mango, why don't you even lick your **** well after pulling the stinky shit? And what's the smell on your body, why is it so stinky?"

Hearing Zhao Yao's voice, Mango opened his eyes immediately, turned his head to look at Zhao Yao's location, and his eyes were full of confusion.

Zhao Yao squatted in front of Mango, sniffed hard, and said in his heart, "Speaking of which, Mango hasn't been washed for a long time... Forget it, let's wash it another day."

Zhao Yao's laziness attacked. Although he felt a stench in his nose, he still planned to endure it. He lay on the sofa and started to use his mobile phone.

"I'm exhausted this time, take a rest."

But after more than ten minutes, Zhao Yao's brows couldn't help but pick up again, his right eye slanted slightly, and he saw a pair of fluffy cat ears sticking out under the window, constantly moving.

After a while, a white cat's paw gently pushed open the window, and the cat head of Matcha came in, looked left and right, and then directly met Zhao Yao's gaze.

The eyes of one person and one cat met, and Matcha's body froze in place, and the raised cat's paw was held in mid-air, motionless.

The stalemate lasted for about three seconds, and Matcha turned his head nonchalantly, closed the window gently, and slowly retracted his head.

"Stop for me!" Zhao Yao said coldly: "What are you doing? Sneaky."

Matcha turned his head stiffly, and said with a smile: "Zhao Yao, why are you here... I came to find milk tea, is he not there?"

"No." Zhao Yao replied casually, sniffed again, and frowned: "Why do you smell so bad? How long have you not taken a bath."

Hearing the word "bath", Matcha's body shuddered and hurriedly slipped out of the window.

Zhao Yao sighed and said, "Alas, I can't do it without washing. I haven't given these guys a bath for almost a year."

Meow~~~

After a while, there was a scream, and the matcha came out in a swish, directly dodging hundreds of meters away, and fled into the woods of Cat Island.

Zhao Yao walked out of the room and frowned: "This guy has been awake for so long, yet he still hates bathing so much." He was wearing Diana's superpower just now, but he didn't check it for a while, and stopped running away when matcha opened it. .

Zhao Yao smiled coldly, turned back first, walked in front of Mango, and hugged Mango: "Mango, I'll take you to a fun place."

Mango looked at Zhao Yao blankly, and was carried into the bathroom by Zhao Yao...

Matcha panicked all the way, stumbling around, shouting while running, "It's not good~~~ Zhao Yao is going to wash the cat!"

With this cry of Matcha, the entire forest shook, and all kinds of super cats emerged from tree trunks, tree holes, cat dens, cat climbing frames, etc., and ran around in panic.

"What? Zhao Yao is going to wash the cat?"

"How dare he? How dare he do such a thing?"

"Let's fight him!"

Hundreds of super cats meow non-stop.

Elizabeth couldn't listen anymore, she stood up first, looked at the matcha running all over the floor, and said, "Matcha, stop me! What the **** is going on~www.wuxiaspot.com~ You explained it to me clearly."

Seeing that the matcha was still running wild, Elizabeth frowned, her eyes reddened, and she activated her ability directly, stopping the matcha in place.

"Tell me what's going on."

Matcha stammered: "I... I was passing by Zhao Yao's house, but he said that I was too smelly and wanted to help me take a bath. He also said that I haven't washed for a long time, and I will wash you all today."

"He can't think about it!" Ares licked the long hair on his body and said angrily: "How long have I had this long hair, does he know how much hair will be lost after being washed? Just lick it dry. Hour!"

"Yeah!" said the plane, "and we obviously lick our hair every day, it's so clean! No need to take a bath!"

"I don't even take a bath if you kill me!" Lightning shouted: "I haven't taken a bath since I was born! I don't plan to take a bath in my life! If you want me to take a bath, it's better to let Zhao Yao kill me!"

Saying that, Lightning raised his paws and said, "Everyone shout with me, and I won't take a bath if you kill me!"

There was silence all around, only Lucifer bit his tail excitedly and said, "I won't take a shower if I kill me!"

Lightning turned his head to look, and saw Matcha whispering: "If you pass the brother, if you kill it, it's better to wash it."

"Yeah, yeah, it's just a shower, don't put your life on it."

"Actually, if you think about it carefully, it's not that uncomfortable to take a bath."

"I've washed it before, and it's gone as soon as I open my eyes and close my eyes. It's just like being bitten by a dog."

Hearing the discussions of the super cats, Elizabeth snorted coldly and said, "Shut up!"

"A bunch of idiots."

"If you want to take a bath, I will never take this bath." Elizabeth said: "Today is a bath, and tomorrow will be able to sterilize! It's a matter of principle, you can't give in one step!"