Am I God

Milk Tea looked at the matcha in front of him and chatted privately: "Latte said you were his father, what's going on?"

Matcha showed a face of vicissitudes: "I still remember that year on the banks of the Daming River, I met her, she met me..."

Milk Tea said helplessly: "Brother Cha... can we talk properly?"

Matcha looked at Milk Tea sadly and said, "Milk Tea, how good you were when you were a child, you will listen to me carefully when I say anything. Now more than half a year has passed, alas, when I grow up, I know it interrupts me..."

The current milk tea is obviously not as innocent as when he was a child half a year ago. Now he is almost 1 year old, and he can't be regarded as a kitten among cats, not to mention growing up in the big dye vat of Mao Lecheng, let him The mind also matures faster.

Matcha looked at the milk tea resentfully: "The milk tea has grown up, and now I know that it dislikes me."

Milk Tea said speechlessly: "You know that's not what I meant. No..." He stared at the matcha and said, "Brother Cha, are you changing the subject? Is the latte your son?"

Matcha lowered her head, her head and buttocks curled together, looking like she was autistic.

Milk Tea said, "If you don't want to tell me, I'll tell Zhao Yao..."

Matcha immediately chatted privately: "Alas, it was all because of my impulsiveness after drinking and was taken advantage of by a female cat, so I got the latte..."

The milk tea directly pierced the lie of Matcha: "You have been playing Sealed World for the past few months, right? Didn't you complain yesterday that the words you said to the mother cat in the last year did not add up to more than 20 sentences, why are you drunk after drinking? what."

Matcha's face stiffened, and she insisted: "I have online dating! Do you understand online dating?! Milk tea, you don't understand my charm on the Internet at all!"

"Online dating?" Milk Tea looked at Matcha suspiciously: "Didn't you just complain to Lightning yesterday that the person you've been dating for two months is a man who weighs more than two hundred pounds."

Matcha flicked her tail in anger: "Lightning, this traitor, this cat traitor! Why do you say everything?!"

Milk Tea said: "Although it's not very good to say that, but Brother Cha, your appearance is really not a female cat's dish. You don't have the muscles of a pharaoh, and your coat color is not the most fashionable and popular color. The common orange cat doesn't speak well, and the barking sounds a bit slutty..."

"Stop talking!" Matcha patted the ground with a paw and said with a painful expression: "Is the breed so important! Is there no spring for orange cats?! I don't agree with Matcha!"

Milk Tea hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No... No! I like you very much, Brother Cha! But the female cat may prefer special cats like Lightning or Fish Ball at first glance, but I believe they only need to get along with you. After a long time, I understand your personality and cat style, and I will definitely like you."

Matcha said angrily: "These female cats know how to look at their hair. I heard that there has been a new hair-shaping technology in Korea. When did you see me changing the hair..."

"Stop talking about that." Milk Tea said, "I'm asking you, is latte your son? Something to do with Doomsday?"

"Ah!?" Matcha looked at the milk tea in shock and said, "You... What nonsense are you talking about... Don't talk nonsense... Who is Doomsday, I don't know at all!"

"It's too suspicious." Milk Tea said: "According to common sense, if you really found a girlfriend, Brother Cha, you would have been posting photos on WeChat every day to show off. Is it really the Day of Doom? Speaking of which, latte and Your appearance is really too much, is it a clone caused by Doomsday's ability?"

"If you want to confirm, you should find an agency to test the DNA, right?"

"!" Matcha instantly seemed to be knocked down by an invisible sledgehammer: 'Damn... This guy, milk tea, really inherited my ingenuity? Just guessed it right away. ’

I saw Matcha lying on the ground, and said weakly: "Milk tea, milk tea!" He climbed to the foot of the milk tea, hugged the other's calf and said, "Don't tell this matter! Otherwise, I will be embarrassed to see the cat. La!"

Milk Tea reluctantly looked at Matcha: "Don't do this... The latte is still watching."

Latte looked at the matcha and milk tea with a strange face: "What are you doing?" The two cats have been facing each other since the beginning, winking and chatting privately, completely unable to understand what they are doing.

Matcha immediately stood up and said, "There's no latte, I'm thanking this little brother for helping me find you, let's go home quickly, the yellow mud is going to die."

Saying that, Matcha hurried up, grabbed the latte by the neck, dragged the other party away, and said at the same time: "Milk tea, let's go first, you don't need to worry about us, just pretend that nothing happened."

The latte was turned over, and a pair of paws hugged the matcha tea and shouted: "No! I don't want it! The cat litter in the community is dirty and smelly! I want to be here! The food here is delicious, the place is big, and the body is soft! Why can't I be here..."

Seeing how the latte was struggling, there was a hint of hesitation in Matcha's eyes.

The milk tea on the side said: "Brother Cha, let's talk to Yao Ye and the others. It's not an option to keep latte like this. Don't worry, you've got the ability, and they won't laugh at you."

Matcha lay on the ground, her head hidden in the hair, and said like an ostrich: "No!"

Milk Tea said: "Brother Cha, you are also a big cat, you can't just escape like before."

Matcha: "What's wrong with escaping! This is my experience of living a cat so far! No matter what problem you encounter, as long as you drag it on, the problem will disappear on its own!"

"..." Milk Tea: "What a negative cat birth experience..."

Milk Tea glanced at the latte, and continued to chat privately: "But isn't the latte very pitiful in this case? I used to wander outside when I was a child. Brother Cha, have you lived this kind of life? Let a kitten grow up with it. It's too pitiful to be kept outside!"

Matcha said optimistically: "It's okay~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I have already bought a new mobile phone for Latte, just wait until he can play King of Glory." He looked at Latte and said. : "Latte, I bought you a mobile phone. Let's play King Glory together when we go back."

"Oh!" Latte got excited: "I have my own mobile phone to play King of Glory! Go home! Go home!"

Matcha looked at the milk tea proudly and said, "I see! When you encounter difficulties, you can easily solve it by playing with your mobile phone. This is my matcha's precious cat life experience."

Milk Tea rolled his eyes, but he was not as foolish as he was when he was a child. He looked at the latte and said, "No, I want to tell Yao Ye that the latte should still be with us. Don't worry, Brother Tea, they won't laugh at you. ."

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