Am I God

The invisible Yuanyuan came out of Matcha's room, and he kept making laughter from his mouth.

X said: "There are so many superpowers here, they will find you sooner or later."

Yuanyuan said to herself: "Do you think this is my whole plan? Humph, this is just the beginning. I want to see the whole cat island burn up, and then rise from the ashes to become the first cat on the island. ."

Hearing Yuanyuan say this, she also became curious: "What are you going to do?"

Yuanyuan moved and ran towards the catnip field on the east side of Cat Island. He quietly squatted more than 100 meters outside the catnip field, and saw a few super cats patrolling there. .

"Catnip Field?" Strangely: "You want to steal catnip?"

"Hmph, stealing catnip? You underestimate me too." Yuanyuan walked to a tree hole, and poked around in it, as if she was looking for something.

After a while, he took out a matcha-like doll and put it on his head. The next moment, he entered a stealth state with Yuanyuan, and he saw the matcha-like doll running around in the woods, heading in the direction of the catnip field. run away.

Several super cats guarding the catnip field chatted while patrolling the field.

The red envelope leading the team said: "Everyone has been paying attention recently. These few days are the days when this batch of goods will mature. If it is a little less, be careful that Miss Cocoon will kill you."

Cannon said from the side, "I know, Brother Hong." He rubbed his paws and said with a smile, "I'm a little tight lately, I don't know when the salary will be paid."

The red envelope glanced at him, frowned and said, "Going to gamble again?"

Cannon puffed out his chest and said, "Exercise, do you know the theory of 100,000 times? I think it makes sense. After I have gambled 100,000 times and become a master, I can earn as much as I want? Now it's just tuition fees. ."

The red envelope rolled his eyes and said, "The money will only be paid when the goods are sold. Also, didn't you borrow money from Lightning?"

"Lightning is a street boy." Cannon scolded: "I promised to lend me money in the morning, but I can't find his cat at night, play with me and disappear..."

Suddenly, the ears of several cats twitched, and they turned their heads sharply to look at the place where the sound came from a distance, and saw an orange figure flashing away, jumping in the catnip field. go.

"Who!" The red envelope hurriedly chased after him: "Cat grass heavy ground! Who asked you to come?!"

"Catch him now!"

"Don't let him run away!"

"Stop for me!"

"It's matcha!"

After a while, the raging fire burned on the catnip field. Looking at the burning catnip field, and the matcha figure fleeing into the woods, the red envelope fell to the ground and muttered to himself: "It's over. , this is really over."

"The sky of this cat island is really going to change color."

On the other side, Yuanyuan, who pretended to be matcha and burned the catnip field, laughed more and secretly hid the matcha-like doll, looked at the black smoke and fire in the distance, and smiled in her heart: "The big thing has been accomplished! "

: "Are you provoking them to fight?" He suddenly became excited: "How will the briquettes respond? Will the people from the planting department fight with the people from Jin Maowei?"

After thinking about it, he shook his head again: "But even if it's a fight, it's a small fight, right? As soon as Zhao Yao appears, he can immediately suppress the audience."

"Nonsense, I don't want them to be beaten to death." Yuanyuan said disdainfully: "You have been studying with me for so long, and you really haven't learned even a little bit of it. This trick is called drawing wages from the bottom of the pot."

"What is it that Matcha has today's status? Isn't Zhao Yao backing him up?"

"Why does Zhao Yao always support him? That's because matcha is his first cat." Yuanyuan sighed: "In the hearts of human beings, the first cat will have a special status and a very deep memory. ."

"And the cat is the most important. If you want to weaken Matcha, you need to weaken his position in Zhao Yao's mind, so that Zhao Yao feels that Matcha is not a good cat, always mischievous and always making trouble."

He said, "Isn't matcha always in trouble? Isn't that enough?"

"Hmph, what do you know? When it comes to the wrists among cats, playing with the laws of human beings, you are too tender." Yuanyuan said, "You see that Matcha always causes troubles and troubles, but he causes all the rest of the family. Super cats are bullying other cats. And so far, they will never bring real and huge losses to Zhao Yao."

"It's like a cat pooping everywhere in the house, on the toilet door and on the bed, can the ending be the same?"

"A cat who poops and urinates in a way that ensures his place in the family."

"It's the same with other things."

: "Oh, you want him to cause a big disaster? But what if Zhao Yao is here?"

"Zhao Yao didn't come so soon. I asked Diana and Ekaterina. Zhao Yao is still talking to the two new cats in a dream. To completely subdue them, it can't be done in a moment, and now it's us. Best chance to get matcha."

"Let's go, there's another one."

After a while, a shrill scream came from Elizabeth's hair nest. Elizabeth looked at herself in the mirror~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Not only was the hair on her head shaved, she didn't even have cat hair on her stomach. .

Looking at the orange fur left in the cat's litter, Elizabeth leaned in and smelled it, then gritted her teeth and said, "Matcha! Tea!"

Diana on the side woke up and giggled when she saw Elizabeth's appearance: "Sister, why did you shave all the hair on your head and stomach? Tsk tsk, look at your little belly, it's gone. Hair is exposed."

Diana shook her head: "Hey, I'm not a big sister to say that you, our puppet cat, is the most unsuitable for shaving. Now that you have shaved, who wants to touch you?"

Elizabeth turned her head sharply to look at Diana, red light flashing in her eyes, Diana's body froze slightly, but she was able to control her body immediately.

Diana looked at Elizabeth with a smile, and said with a flick of her tail, "No, my good sister, your current ability doesn't work for me anymore."

Elizabeth snorted coldly and said, "I want you to look in the mirror yourself, if you don't want to, forget it."

"Look in the mirror?" Diana turned her head sharply and ran to the mirror. The next moment, a series of screams came from her mouth.

I saw that the cat hair on Diana's back in the mirror was shaved from head to back with a long gap, directly revealing the pink flesh.

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A few hundred meters away, Yuanyuan neatly organized the clusters of white cats in front of her, crumpled them into a ball, and planned to find a place to hide.

X didn't know why and said, "Why are you hiding this?"

Yuanyuan said: "Selling money, Elizabeth's original cat hair is expensive and has no market. When the limelight passes, I sell it and it will be another income."

X: "…"

After Yuanyuan hid the cat fur, she looked at Cat Island, which was gradually becoming noisy, and smiled: "The war... has begun!"