America 1982

The Eighteenth District of Florida is one of the seven districts in Dade County, Florida. There are only twenty districts in the entire Florida. Dade County, which is located in the big city of Miami, is divided into seven districts. It can be seen that How densely populated is Miami?

Jeff, who had no idea that he was about to have a completely different life experience, was taking Tommy on a slow drive around the constituency in his family's Ford car, introducing some of the landmark buildings in the district, and waiting for the end of the elementary school. Go and start his great rally again.

Along the way, he told Tommy and Martin about his journey from being an ordinary person to standing up to stand for election. He was very sincere and simple. Martin wanted to stop the car several times and go to Paige in the car behind. Give this guy a few electric shocks and maybe he'll be able to grow a brain.

In addition to being a plumber repairman, Jeff Lavin is also a volunteer school worker for the church. He can be understood as a Catholic church member who is enthusiastic about helping schools and children. The gathering he mentioned refers to when the children are after school in the afternoon, because there are many local people. Parents work in citrus orchards, okra or sugar cane fields, etc., and finish work late. Therefore, these church school workers will be very loving and help take care of their children in schools or extracurricular venues arranged by the church. From this, it can be seen that Jeff -Laven is a very loving and loving person who loves children.

The only problem is that he is keen on telling Bible stories to children. With the help of his two school janitor friends who also believe in the flat earth theory, he likes to constantly instill in the children a so-called truth, that is, scientists are lying and the earth is flat. of.

He was responsible for telling Bible myths and stories from the book on the stage, interspersed with some flat-Earth remarks, while his two school janitor friends were responsible for distributing candies to the children to calm them down.

No kid wanted to listen to the same old Bible stories, so the assembly didn't go well, with only a dozen or so kids willing to listen to Jeff's stories for candy's sake.

During the assembly, there was a teacher who was responsible for supervising the safety of children at school. He always couldn't help but argue with them at the scene, mocking Jeff and the other two school workers as idiots, and Jeff and the other three school workers, although they had They are caring, but their eloquence is not as good as that of a real teacher, so the teacher had a debate with them about science and theology. From the dozen or so children who had doubts about the flat earth, only five were left the next day, and those five were not I really believe in the flat earth theory, but like the free candy they provide Jeff.

When they saw that they were about to let the children understand the truth, their hard work was ruined by the teacher. Jeff and the three of them were very angry, but they felt that they could not defeat the hateful teacher with their eloquence. So, after Jeff thought hard, he thought of One way, in order to prove to the children that practice makes true knowledge, he invited the teacher who sincerely found trouble and tried to prevent them from exposing this scientific conspiracy to participate in a proof experiment.

The experiment was very simple. Jeff found a large medicine ball and a large wooden board, and then the three of him jumped up and down on the wooden board like fools. After jumping, he invited the teacher to join the children. Under witness, on the solid ball, repeat the actions of the three of them on the solid wooden board. If the other party cannot do it, it means that if the earth is really a ball, they should have been unstable.

Maybe there was something wrong with the Florida public elementary school teacher. Under the constant urging of the students, he actually decided to challenge on the spot. It took a lot of effort for him to finally stand firm on the solid wood ball, but he sprained his ankle just after a jump.

The day after Jeff proposed this great experiment, the number of students participating in the assembly increased from five to more than fifty. When Jeff told the story of God commanding Noah's Ark to save the world at the assembly, the students in the assembly were below Passionate discussion about how to get the teacher you hate to participate in this great flat earth proof experiment and then sprain your ankle.

A few brave children even went to the principal and asked him to participate in this experiment.

The principal obviously had basic logic. He did not argue with the three Jeffs on any issues, nor did he accuse them of doing anything wrong. After all, the three were church volunteer school workers who helped take care of the children after school for free. Telling Bible stories is not prohibited in this state. He just wanted to mock the three Jeffs from a higher perspective and make them realize that the flat earth theory is wrong. His original words of ridicule are as follows:

"Jeff, if you think there is a problem with the science curriculum in schools, you should go to Congress in Washington and tell all the people in this country, and let parents tell their children the truth. Maybe the children will be more likely to believe it."

There is nothing wrong with the principal's sarcasm. The only problem is that the three wise men did not hear the sarcasm, but only heard the encouragement:

"Yes, if their experiment with a solid ball and a solid wooden board is broadcast in Congress or on TV, then the entire American people will understand that those scientists who said the earth is a ball were all lying. ?"

The three brothers hit it off immediately, and in last year's congressional election, Jeff's friend, Big Smart One, registered to run in the name of a Democrat. This may be due to lack of preparation. Don't say that they were trying to debate within the party and show the Democrats. Let’s take a look at the great flat earth experiment of the three brothers. During the party’s primary election, not even a single name was mentioned by any media. They shared the same label with a large number of people who signed up to run but the support rate was less than 0.1%.

They originally thought they would have to wait for the next House of Representatives election two years later before they would have the opportunity to continue running and continue to work hard to go to Washington to clarify the truth. Unexpectedly, they were very lucky. Cancer, Mr. Claude Pepper, who had monopolized the position of member of the House of Representatives in the 18th District in Washington for 27 years, finally fell. The 18th District will hold a temporary special election to elect a new representative to go to Washington. Taking over Claude Pepper's job.

This made Jeff and the other three great minds feel that this must be God helping them. God wanted them to stand up and announce this great truth to the world. And this time, the other two great minds expressed their support for Jeff LaVine to stand up. The reason for participating in the election is that it was Jeff who proposed and provided the props for the great proof of medicine balls and solid boards.

What happened next was that in order to go to Washington with a medicine ball and a solid wooden board, Jeff obliged the American people to stand up and register to run.

He had just registered today, took his personal information with him, and was going to find a printing shop to print flyers, and then he met Tommy and his camera crew.

Martin watched Jeff in the driver's seat looking at the car and turning his head to look at the passenger's camera lens from time to time. He tried hard to explain the process of completing his great experiment on the flat earth, and his facial muscles couldn't help but twitch.

He had been living in Little Haiti in Miami, where as far as the eye could see, they were all black people, black people from the lower class. After that, he went to Los Angeles to make a living, met Paige, met Tommy, and lived in Beverly Hills. In his life, Most of the white people he met were rich people, such as Tommy and Stephen, or they were smart and cunning villains, such as Page, or Big George who suddenly disappeared. In short, these white people made Martin feel very powerful. , making him think that all white people should be as good as people like Paige, Tommy, Stephen, Sophia, and Otilia.

It wasn't until this moment that he met Jeff, a white man with a clear look of stupidity who wanted to reveal the great discovery of the flat earth to the American people. He discovered that among white people there were also niggas like Little Haiti or Compton. stupid*.

"Boss..." Martin looked at Tommy, who was looking down at the newspaper next to him: "Why don't we continue giving laxatives to the pigeons? Look at the sincere expression on this guy's face, I can't bear to call him a fool to his face! Because! I'm afraid he'll ask me seriously what the word idiot means."

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