America 1982

Pam was wearing a red and black Wildberry Creek High School student uniform. While lifting her pants, she asked Dennis: "Are you sure I'm going to wear this to Wildberry Creek High School to spread the word that Prince's professor will be present at our summer camp?" Is there any problem with the rumors? This uniform seems to be a bit too big compared to the Holy Cross one, making it difficult for the school staff to escape when their identity is discovered."

"When you are discovered, remember to hold on to your glasses before running away. Yes, I can guarantee that there will be no problem with you, and you are the one who looks most like a good student among the three of us." Dennis was holding a cigarette next to him, leisurely smiled.

Tommy Hawke sat on the maintenance table in Pam's garage, biting a finger biscuit and lost in thought until Dennis handed him a cigarette: "Tommy, what do you think of my promotional idea?"

Tommy came back to his senses, looked at Pam who had put on her uniform, and nodded: "Great, you have grasped the true meaning of advertising, rumors."

Dennis did not use his strong connections to promote the summer camp in a positive way. He decided to take a different approach, because all summer camp organizations advertised aggressively near campus or in newspapers. Dennis, as three poor men, had to fight a publicity war head-on. There must be no chance of winning.

He had to use his genius method of directing the police station to drive away wild boar in St. Vincent and let the US Marine Corps help, and attack from the side.

This guy got the uniforms of many nearby high schools, and planned to send Pam to change into them and then sneak into those high schools to spread a rumor that Princeton and Lincoln High School jointly held summer camps, and the principal of Holy Cross High School actually knew about it, but kept it secret. , did not inform the students simply because Lincoln High School did what Holy Cross High School failed to do.

"Compliment me, brother! I did all the publicity and fundraising, and I even got 120 high school textbooks! But you and Pam did nothing when I was exhausted! I am the only one in this organization Work hard!" Dennis said with some displeasure when he heard that Tommy just praised himself for being great and was about to fall into meditation again.

Pam held up her pants and looked at Dennis: "F*ckYou, Dennis, if you do it all, what am I doing now?"

"The plan has been faxed to Princeton for four days, but the other party hasn't responded yet. I think it's probably just a joke." Tommy Hawke looked at Dennis and laughed: "So I'm thinking if it's true The idea when we started publicizing was that our simulated government affairs should be launched in places like New York and Boston, where there are enough elite high schools and parents are willing to invest in their children’s education. The only problem was to get the newspapers in those places to help us spread the word. Advertising, the more than 400 yuan we have at this time is not enough, so I am thinking about how to persuade the principal to increase support for us, or find another high school to see if we can jointly organize such ideas, if you I think you’re better at these issues and I wouldn’t mind raising funds.”

Dennis shook his head irritably: "No, you should do those things! It doesn't sound like you are interested."

"You haven't said how you got those textbooks yet. Dennis, you are really good. I am impressed." Tommy patted Dennis and encouraged his best friend with a positive tone.

Hearing Tommy's compliment, Dennis cleared his voice and tapped his forehead lightly with his finger: "Of course, I am an American youth student leader. I am smart. You have to use your brain for this kind of thing. Do you understand? Tommy, use it." Brain, you have to learn more from me."

"Pam and I have always said that Dennis is the smartest person among the three of us. I suspect that Einstein's real name may be Herbus, and you are exactly like him." Tommy said: "Tell me, how did you get those donations?" textbook."

"That's right, I made a few donation boxes and placed them outside the gates of several nearby middle schools." Dennis said proudly.

Pam and Tommy were a little surprised. Tommy asked: "So simple? When did local high school students become so caring?"

"Of course just a donation box is not enough. I added some words on it to free up the hands of high school students to write homework for free. Just put your textbooks and homework in this box and someone will help you complete your homework for free." Dennis said while holding a cigarette. He recounted his experience of how to raise high school textbooks: “Then I found someone to pretend to be the first person to eat crabs, threw in textbooks and homework, and told other people watching that this kind of thing had happened to him before, so there was no need to make a fuss. Then a lot of idiots who didn’t want to do their homework started to follow suit.”

Tommy was dumbfounded: "Where are those sports equipment?"

"I first took people to pretend to be members of several sports clubs and went to the city park to do some small damage. Then the guys from some sports clubs in the school have to suspend their activities for investigation by the school. They don't have to think about any more sports activities for about two weeks, and then they It's the long summer vacation, which means no one will open the equipment room again for a few months, so... you know, we'd better make money, buy the equipment and send it back, otherwise you'll have to wait for the school to settle the score with you, brother. Dennis said to Tommy Hawke calmly.

The cigarette in Tom Hawke's mouth shook a few times, and finally he lowered his head and said in despair: "You are really the material to be the president of the United States. You have learned 100% how the United States treats other countries! I I still have a question, why do you want to settle the score with me? It was you who did it."

"When I took away the equipment, I carefully signed your and Pam's names on the logbook, but I forgot to sign mine." Dennis said very frankly.

"F*ck You! Dennis!" Pam was adjusting herself in the mirror while wearing her Wildberry Creek High School uniform. When she heard Dennis' words, she cursed, "I didn't do anything!"

"So what I just said is, you have to do those things and get the money, and we will help you solve the most difficult problems and leave the simplest problems to you. Tommy, I hope this friendship moves you." Dennis smiled said.

Tommy cursed frantically: "I'm so moved right now that I'm about to cry. Dennis, the maggots that grew out of Einstein's poop are smarter than you! Damn it! In other words, in addition to the publicity fees, I also have to remind myself all the time to plug the hole you made with your butt before the end of summer vacation!"

The phone rang suddenly. Pam connected her phone to an extension in the garage and picked up the receiver: "CSLS Committee Office."

"Pam, put Tommy on the phone." On the other side of the phone was Ottilia Farrell's voice.

Pam handed the receiver to Tommy: "I always feel that Miss Farrell lacks enough kindness towards me. Ever since I complimented her on how beautiful she wears stockings, she has never worn them or spoken to me again."

"I think being chased by you and taking pictures without calling the police to arrest you is already the greatest kindness Miss Farrell has shown you, Pam." After Tommy finished speaking, he took the phone receiver: "Miss Farrell, I It’s Tommy.”

"Tommy, two things. First, you guessed it, it's my own fault. My godfather didn't contact Princeton. Today, the school received a check for five thousand dollars from the State Board of Education's Public Education Fund to fund the project. The support for the summer camp was an arrangement made by my godfather before he went abroad to visit." Otilia spoke very quickly on the phone: "Without my name, I only provided support of 5,000 yuan."

Tommy looked at Dennis: "Now funding has indeed become the simplest problem."

"Very well, Miss Farrell, where's the second news?" Tommy then asked Otilia.

Otilia let out a long breath on the phone: "The second thing, Princeton just called back. After they read your plan, although there are still details to discuss with our high school, they can now confirm that one Two professors will definitely attend, and one is not sure yet. Tommy, congratulations on making your dream come true. Your plan has attracted the attention of the top university in the country."