America 1982

Dennis held a cigarette in his mouth and looked at Catherine who was opposite with a arrogant face: "Miss Catherine, have you never lied?"

"Yes, my parents taught me from a young age not to lie. No matter what mistake you make, you must tell them immediately. Lies will only make that mistake more troublesome. I have tried it and think they are right, so I will never do it again. lie."

"How did you do the experiment? Tell them that you didn't eat ice cream, but you ended up in the emergency room?" Dennis slowly approached Catherine and asked.

Catherine stared at Dennis and smiled brightly: "No, when I was eleven years old, I lied to my parents and said that a boy forcibly kissed me. After that day, the boy never dared to appear in my sight again. In fact, that boy He didn't forcefully kiss me, he just ran up to me and told me that what I wore was too ugly. What a pity. In fact, I still have some feelings for that boy, so do you still want to get closer?"

Dennis quickly distanced himself from Catherine and said self-deprecatingly: "This is why I rarely interact with girls from private high schools. People are always willing to believe the lies of rich and beautiful girls, so what can I do for you?" ,Miss?"

"I'm going to call my father, and then you convince him to believe the comedy that poor guy Tommy said, and ask him to help me contact Nickelodeon." Catherine said, picking up the phone receiver and dialing a series of numbers: "Dad , I had a lot of fun at summer camp, of course, and I encountered something very interesting, yes, very interesting, so interesting that I... I wanted Nickelodeon to come and interview what happened here, and I asked my staff Dennis, let’s talk to you.”

Catherine handed the receiver to Dennis: "You'd better convince my dad to agree to help contact Nickelodeon, otherwise you will see my lies like that boy back then."

"Mr. Nunn, you can call me Dennis. I am the chief of the St. Vincent National Police and a loyal subordinate of your daughter, the Minister of Defense. This country is like a primitive tribe. Sir, we high school students are worshiped by the black people in this country as if they were gods. You My daughter now commands the largest armed force in the country. I’m not kidding, it’s true. Before we came, this country didn’t even have toilets.” Dennis took the receiver and said:

"So Secretary of Defense Catherine thought that Nickelodeon would help record her summer camp experience. After all, I think since the founding of the United States, there has never been news that high school students can attend a summer camp and govern a country. No, no, no, it's true. Secretary of Defense, I am also the real chief of the national police. I am in charge of seventeen police stations and solve countless cases every day. This country is free of genocide because of us American high school students."

Catherine looked at Dennis with disgust on her face. After Dennis talked on the phone for a few minutes, he hung up the phone and looked at Catherine: "Your father said he could help contact the TV station, but the specific cost needs to be paid by the summer camp. Don't even think about it. Because his daughter was at the summer camp, he was asked to pay the bill.”

"There are no toilets in this country?" Catherine's eyes widened and she asked Dennis: "Without us, there will be genocide? What makes me even more embarrassed is that my father actually believed you."

Dennis grinned: "Rich people all over the world want to hear about the misery of other people's lives. Only the misery of others can make them happy, and then they will feel a little bit more pity. In Warwick, every time the county councilor visits, Tommy and I, and Pam's family will all say very badly about themselves. If you want a flush toilet, you have to tell others that you don't know what a toilet is. Only then will they be interested in treating you like a monkey and giving you a toilet. Flush the toilet, and then laugh at your helpless appearance in front of the toilet. This is the survival wisdom accumulated by the poor in Warwick for many years, learn from it, sweet girl."

"If you were really smart, you wouldn't have been poor for so long." After hearing Dennis's proud explanation, Catherine mocked mercilessly: "So do you know what a toilet is?"

Dennis said: "Of course I don't know. Growing up, every time I wanted to get a big size, my father would take me to the city hall gate to solve it."

…

Nickelodeon is located in One Astor Plaza in Midtown Manhattan, New York. This is a fifty-four-story office building surrounded by Broadway theaters. It may have the highest density of artistic population in the world.

People who work in this building once joked that accidentally spilling a cup of coffee out of the window could burn at least seven Broadway musical actors.

At this moment, in the conference room on the twelfth floor of the building, the roar of the channel director was heard: "460,000 paying subscribers! 460,000 fucking paying subscribers! This is how you are helping Disney Channel in this obstruction. Perfect answer!"

Several Nickelodeon producers who were working on programs sat in silence in their seats with their heads down, allowing their immediate superiors to vent their anger with swear words and taunts.

Disney Channel started a trial broadcast half a year ago. It can be said that from the moment it was established, it has been competing for the market with Nickelodeon.

Therefore, in order to suppress Disney’s subscriptions, Nickelodeon has been making various efforts for half a year, but Disney is obviously more prepared. With sixteen hours of programming per day, programs that are more in line with the tastes of teenagers and young people have made Disney short It gained 460,000 channel subscribers in half a year.

Nickelodeon was founded in 1979, and now has only 1.8 million subscribers, and has just barely made a profit. According to this momentum, Disney will be able to eat them alive and pull them out completely in two years at most.

"Disney's "American Heritage" is a documentary-style variety show featuring real-life teenagers that includes treasure hunts, history excavations, and scenic wonders. It is full of fun and has historical depth. Not only do countless families subscribe to that program The Disney Channel has received unanimous praise from various newspapers and magazines. Elton, you seem to have more say in this program than me, because it is this program that turned your "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" into shit at the same time. ." The director looked at his variety show producer Elton with an ugly expression:

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​launching a horror suspense puzzle program for the vast majority of teenagers in the United States? Do you think their lives under the control of their parents are not scary enough? What's even more weird is that I was actually attracted by you in the first place. I persuaded you to agree to this request, which now seems absolutely stupid."

"Sir, I think..." Elton wanted to explain.

The director interrupted him directly and said in an indifferent tone: "I don't want you to think that. What I want to tell you is, either give me a film as soon as possible that is deep enough, attractive enough, and can truly compete with Disney Channel's "American Heritage" If you want to sing a different show, you can either write a resignation letter to me so that I can save some money and use it as headhunting funds to recruit Disney producers to work for me."

After finishing speaking, the director turned and walked out of the conference room. Elton exhaled, cursed softly, and walked back to his office. The assistant came over and said, "Boss, our previous client called and said there is a summer camp." Want to cooperate with us to promote their students.”

"Don't bother me, let me think about how to complete a resignation letter without swearing but using vicious words, Butch." Elton leaned on the seat irritably, with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed. Said on the table.

The assistant brought over the phone records he had made before and insisted: "I think Boss, you can take a look at the information records I made before writing your resignation letter."

This is two updates. The number of words is a bit short, so just read it. When I get better, I will work hard to improve both the quality and quantity.