American Big Landlord

On this day, outside the gorgeous lakeside villa, which was beautiful and beautiful, there was only one person carrying a big bag, followed by another person carrying a bunch of things, and the two slowly walked towards the villa.

These two are Jesse Chou and Allen, and I saw him carrying a rice bucket, a deposit book (bank card), two bottles of oil, a red envelope containing 138 yuan (for a lifetime), and two brooms. He dragged and entered the house with a few pieces of gold in his pocket. Because when you move in for the first time, you must have some valuable things in your hand. Don't walk in empty-handed. Taking things means that the future of the family will be very fulfilling and the wealth will increase.

After entering the house, Jessie Chou offered offerings: chicken, fish, meat, three fruits, three cups of water, three cups of wine, then lit incense and candles, and burned the paper to pay homage to the four corners. The four corners are: a northwest Buddha, The two Bodhisattvas in the southeast, the three gods in the northeast, the ancestors in the southwest, and the five dragon gods in the five directions, the front and back landlords, the gods of wealth, the foundation masters, etc., worshipped one by one and prayed for peace and tranquility.

This is some traditional moving activities. Jessie Chou can't remember too much, but she can't hold her back. Just check it online and find out, Zhou Jiexi followed her own memory according to the regulations she met in the morning.

Allen followed Jessie Chou's **** to help out. He was very curious about Jessie Chou's complicated religious etiquette, and some ideas came out in his heart. "It really is the mysterious East. Moving house requires such complicated etiquette, which is really great. This year's holiday, I must go to the boss’s hometown with Sisi (Allen’s girlfriend) and experience the five thousand. Young and civilized." Allen smiled unconsciously, thinking about it.

Jessie Chou didn't know what he had done, and he attracted a fan for the Heavenly Dynasty. There should be two fans, maybe. But if he knew it, he would be very proud of himself, just such a small K Si worship activity, it would still be able to bluff him. Then Jessie Zhou would definitely find a way to take him to see the sacrificial activities of his clan. That's solemn and cumbersome. It's obviously a small place, but the rules of sacrificial offerings are scary.

Looking at Ellen following behind him, Jessie Chou followed the principle of making the best use of everything, and asked Ellen to walk around the room with the lighted incense. Enter from the left side of the house, let the smoke sweep up and down the hall, the bathroom, the kitchen stove, the ceiling, the wall and the foot of the wall, and go out from the right side of the house to a safe place outside, put it out and discard it!

This means that evil spirits can be removed. As for what evil spirits are, Allen doesn't quite understand. Jessie Chou explained that it was because of bad luck, and that it was holding something that might cause a woman to become pregnant suddenly, and then give birth to something terrible. That's why there is a b-ultrasound, which needs to be found out. I also told him that you should be careful when you do it with your friend, and don’t go to some small hotels for cheap. It’s dangerous for the evil spirits to enter your body. Allen’s face was green when I heard it, and it really shocked him. .

"Hey, I probably should have been there, and it's a lot of times. It looks like it scares this kid. It's so fun, haha..." Jesse Zhou looked at Alan's expression and thought secretly, and in the end it really gave it to He was defeated, and he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

After watching Jessie Chou laugh, Allen realized that he had cheated the boss, and immediately cried and laughed at the boss who was younger than him.

There are still many things to pay attention to when moving. What kind of new house needs to be "Huoan," that is, three days before moving in, all the lights in the house should be turned on. It will be on for three days and three nights. It will be on until you move in on the third day. This is called Huoan. 。. Three days and three nights means that when the fire is shining, on the one hand, it is booming, and the family is beginning to thrive. Jessie Chou did not do this, and Jiexi Chou chose a few important things to do, and the others were just In that case, this thing is also available to believers, but not to those who do not believe.

There are also things that you have to entertain guests when you move, and you can’t take a nap, you have to lie down for a while when you go to bed at night, just sit and work or something before you go to sleep. Jessie Chou just looked at it and did something.

For lunch, Jessie Chou prepared a lot of ingredients, so he asked Allen to make do, and try his craft. So Alan stayed in the afternoon and had a good lunch with Jessie Chou. The food was pure Chinese food, and Jessie Chou also took a lot of ingredients from the space and cooked them together, so with his three-legged cat's craftsmanship, the taste of the cooked food was still delicious.

Moreover, this kid Alan couldn't tell, he was still a thief, he would pick something when he ate, and picked out the part of the dish that came from the space to eat. Sure enough, people can't look like, Zhou Jiexi couldn't help but sigh.

After lunch, Allen left. There are still some things to deal with on the farm. Just now he called his dad to help the boss, so he couldn’t help the boss, so he left the job and came back now. Things are done. Jessie Chou also said, "No, the boss is here. I didn't say anything. Why are you in a hurry."

"Boss, if I don't finish today's things, I have to pile them up until tomorrow. This will hinder others. And now I have to work hard to get more people's approval, so the boss is sorry." Allen said.

"Lao Mei is different from the Celestial Empire. Although public relations are important, work is the focus. Unlike the Celestial court, the ability and work are behind." Zhou Jiexi thought in her mind.

Looking at Alan, Jessie Chou was also very happy. It would be nice to have an employee who focuses on work. So in my heart because he wants to leave, there is no displeasure. So I nodded in agreement, "Okay buddy, I'm very happy as your boss, you go."

"Hey, thank you for your understanding." Allen said happily, and then left the villa area.

"Hey buddy, remember to tell Atwood, I want to see those cute animals if I'm busy tomorrow." Jessie Chou suddenly remembered that she hadn't even been to see the animals and plants on the farm. It seems a little too irresponsible.

"Okay, boss, I hope you will still find them ‘cute’ after you read them. I’m leaving first." Allen was shocked when he heard Jesse Chou’s words, and then said with a smile.

Jessie Chou suddenly gave Alan a smirk, making it a little inexplicable, "What kind of expression is it, am I really that funny? Isn't it too good for him? It seems that I will have to stand up and pretend to be majestic in the future." Zhou Jesse said to herself.

Turned around and walked into the villa, cleaned up the leftovers on the table, and washed the dishes in the dishwasher at the sink. Fortunately, this thing is relatively simple to make, but it did not add trouble to Zhou Jesse, but poured the dishes. Cleaning the table, Jessie Chou has to do it herself.

"Oh, it's really impossible to have no woman in the family." He complained extravagantly. I didn't want to think that he didn't come here before. How long has it been since he was reborn, he has expanded into this way, and it is difficult to change from frugal to extravagance, and from extravagance to frugality. After only a few days to take care of her own riles, Jessie Chou couldn't help but start to miss the riles that were cleaned up.

"It seems that there was a cleaner here before. Tomorrow, I will ask Atwood if this guy will not come. If he comes, I will hire another one. What's the matter? The boss is here and she won't come. It's bigger than me." Zhou Jiexi complained bitterly. In fact, she still wants to clean up for herself. Her heart is very unbalanced. She is indeed a careful man who is still making excuses for herself.

Soon after I was busy, I finally packed up, and then walked around the villa carefully, as if I was looking for the lord of his own territory, look here, and see if it's leisurely there. I walked to the swimming pool and thought about it after a meal for a long time. Let's take a swim. This is an indoor swimming pool. I have seen it in the picture before, but I haven't encountered it in reality.

He took off his clothes and jumped into the swimming pool naked. It doesn’t matter if there is no one else in the family anyway. The villa is equipped with a complete thermostat system, and the swimming pool has also been taken care of by someone. "But why did you leave when you came? It's so shameless." Okay, the scrupulous man broke out again. How do people know that you are here at exactly this time, and they don't want to.

This villa also has a full set of solar power systems. All energy in the house is supplied by this system, which is very environmentally friendly and energy-saving. The electricity generated in the system is more than enough to supply this villa, which was installed at the beginning. Time is not cheap.

The swimming pool has a massage function. This swimming pool combines the dual functions of a massager and a swimming pool, so that people can enjoy hot springs and swimming at home. At the same time, the massage swimming pool also has heating and constant temperature functions, saving electricity and energy. The water source in hydromassage is a clean water source that has been disinfected by ozone. There will also be bubble baths, aromatherapy, and colorful lights in the swimming pool, so people can enjoy it.

After swimming for a while, Jessie Zhou lay on the air bed on the swimming pool, wearing a pair of sunglasses and looking at the sky through the top glass, blue sky and white clouds. Jessie Chou couldn’t help thinking how long she hadn’t been to see it. She didn’t have the mood to see it in her previous life, and she didn’t necessarily see it when she said it. In the increasingly polluted celestial dynasty, a large area of ​​yin haze occurred, and her eyes were almost I can't see the sky anymore, there are blue sky and white clouds to see.

To say that the U.S. Empire still has some advantages, although it is a big industrial country, it still does a good job in environmental protection. Although there are some places where the pollution is quite serious, there is definitely no place in our place. "In the future, if anyone dares to start a polluting industry in the surrounding area, Lao Tzu must sue him for bankruptcy regardless of whether he pollutes him or not." Zhou Jiexi suddenly thought viciously. But now it is certain that this buddy is basically a noob in law. However, in the future, you can gain more voice by funding parties and sponsoring politicians. In the United States, more and more swords are equivalent to more voice.

After lying down and getting bored, Jessie Chou went to play squash again, just using the racket to keep playing a big ball against the wall. The big one is sweating profusely.

Later, he sprinted into the big bathtub and took a good shower. In the evening, he returned to the bedroom and turned on the TV, holding a few bottles of red wine in it to drink alone. Today Jessie Chou is really happy. There are things that I can't imagine in his whole life. He just wants to stay here, without making calls or contacting anyone. Enjoy this luxury of your own. He was afraid of going out and answered the phone, which became a dream, and he also woke up. What a pity that so many things have not been enjoyed yet.

So forgive this otaku, who was living at home again when he was enjoying it.