American Comics: BOSS Invasion

"Greetings, Miss. My name is Xu Hanwen. May I ask for the young lady's name?"

Xu Xian took two steps at a time, walking directly in front of Bai Suzhen. His eyes were like copper bells, staring straight into hers. The intense masculine aura overwhelmed her.

Bai Suzhen felt her body weaken, as if she were about to collapse. Her whole being felt like a puddle of mud. If she weren't relying on her willpower to support herself, she would probably already be blushing and panting softly in Xu Xian's arms.

Xiaoqing, however, felt the opposite. She felt her legs cramping. Having just transformed into human form and converted to two legs, she suddenly had the urge to merge them back together.

Her eyes were fixed on Xu Hanwen. As long as this dark-faced strongman showed any sign of abnormal behavior, Xiaoqing would not hesitate to transform into a gust of demonic wind and whisk her sister Bai Suzhen away.

Exposing their identities was no longer a concern at this point; survival was the priority.

Bai Suzhen took a few quick breaths, barely suppressing her restless emotions, and said shyly, "Greetings, Brother Xu. My name is Bai Suzhen, from Qingcheng Mountain."

Upon hearing Bai Suzhi speak, Xu Xian became even more excited. He felt a flame ignite in his chest, burning the blood throughout his body. His eyes shot out with aggressive light.

He clasped his hands together, forming a cupped fist salute that was as big as Bai Suzhen's head, and asked, "May I ask, has the young lady been betrothed?"

Bai Suzhen lowered her head, her face flushed, turned around, and stomped her foot as if to run.

An old man next to him chuckled, "Don't think that just because this young man is tall and strong, like an iron tower, that his head isn't a solid block. Didn't you see that the young lady was already blushing? To be so rude and not show any anger means that she's not betrothed! Hurry up and ask a matchmaker to inquire about her family's situation!

You blockhead, did you expect the young lady to discuss her marriage on the street?"

Xu Xian suddenly understood, and his face lit up with joy. He bowed deeply, the strong gust of wind almost blowing the old man away, who staggered a few steps and bumped into the crowd before stopping.

"Thank you for your guidance, Elder. I will go back and find my sister, find a matchmaker, and prepare the betrothal gifts!"

The old man shouted, "Everything must be done according to the rules. You can't just snatch her away!"

Xu Xian: (￢_￢)

Having found the 'one' in his heart, Xu Xian couldn't suppress the agitation in his heart. He dumped the prey he had hunted at the yamen and asked his brother-in-law's men to distribute it according to the usual practice.

Xu Xian hurried home, smashing the dilapidated door off its hinges with a single punch.

The door landed with a loud crash, followed by his sister's scolding.

"Are you a dead man? Do you know how to knock gently? Our family has to replace at least 30 doors a year. I don't know how much money we've spent on that alone. If it weren't for the fact that you've recently gained the magistrate's appreciation and got a position as a constable, our family would probably be eating dirt!"

The concentric lock was indeed a magical item. Xu Xian, such a large target, acting so recklessly, was actually suppressed by Qi Shan.

Originally, Qi Shan wanted Xu Xian to take the imperial military examination, at least to show his face in front of the emperor. Later, he thought of the military examination system of the Song Dynasty, which was just a joke. It was nothing great. After entering the officialdom, he would inevitably be restricted. How could he develop a love story with Bai Suzhen then?

He simply gave a concentric lock to the magistrate of Hangzhou and several officials in the surrounding prefectures of Yuhang County. Now, all the bigwigs in the Jiangzhe area were under Qi Shan's control.

Under his overt and covert care, Xu Xian grew up recklessly, without the slightest thought of hiding.

Initially, there were indeed many frightened commoners who ran to the yamen to sue him, but Qi Shan directly beat them with boards. Then, he found a reason to give Xu Xian the title of constable, which was considered legitimate.

Although Xu Xian's sister spoke so fiercely, she was actually happy to see her younger brother's changes. In the past, he was neither high nor low, only knowing how to read books foolishly, spending the family's money, eating the family's food, while dreaming of becoming the top scholar.

Now, although he was only a constable, somehow, the main officials in the Jiangzhe area all looked at her younger brother with different eyes. To some extent, Xu Xian had completed his dream in advance.

In addition, in recent years, Xu Xian had cut down bandits with knives, punched local tyrants, and slaughtered demons, earning a lot of money.

It was definitely no problem to buy a big house for his sister, but Xu Xian's strength was constantly growing. Qi Shan was constantly giving him life force and spiritual power, allowing him to grow simultaneously in both soul power and physical strength.

Therefore, Xu Xian always had trouble controlling his strength. Nine times out of ten, he would smash the door off its hinges when knocking.

He broke and damaged even more things at home, and the money flowed out like water every year, which made his sister's heart ache.

So, her temper gradually became irritable.

In the past, Xu Xian would have obediently admitted his mistake at this time, but today he turned a deaf ear, happily rushed into the inner house, and hugged his sister.

"Sister, I've found the one I love. Can you help me propose marriage?"

After saying a few words, seeing no response, Xu Xian calmed down slightly, looked up, and saw that his sister's face had turned green, her eyes were white, and she was foaming at the mouth, her whole person shaking like a fish on a cutting board.

Xu Xian was shocked and said, "Teacher, please come quickly, something bad has happened, something bad has happened, I accidentally killed my sister again! Teacher, please come out quickly."

Qi Shan appeared with a speechless expression, stretched out his palm and aimed it at Xu Xian's sister. A green vortex appeared in his palm, and then it exploded, enveloping Xu Xian's sister like a storm.

"How many times have I told you? Your strength has already exceeded the limit of human beings, infinitely approaching the boundary of immortals and Buddhas. Even wild beasts in the mountains can't withstand a punch, and demons and ghosts are beaten to death by you, let alone your sister. Is the 'hold-sister-kill' so fun? This is already the fifth time this month. If there is a next time, I will just let her die! What is the point of suffering repeatedly!"

The storm suddenly dissipated, and Xu Xian's sister was still intact.

Amidst Xu Xian's repeated thanks, Qi Shan shook his head and disappeared.

Xu Xian's sister took a deep breath, opened her eyes, and cursed, "You little bastard, are you trying to kill me with such strength? Put me down quickly!"

As she spoke, she vigorously slapped Xu Xian's arm, making a 'pa pa pa' sound.

Xu Xian apologized repeatedly.

"Wasn't I just happy? I was so anxious that I forgot the rules, please forgive me, sister. By the way, that girl is called Bai Suzhen, and she probably lives near West Lake. Sister, please help me find a matchmaker to inquire about her…"

"Alright, alright, you've been shouting so loudly since you came in. Don't even mention me; even the neighbors can hear you clearly!"

Xu Xian's sister patted her chest and took a few breaths. She turned around and took a sip of tea before calming down. Then, she turned around and said unhappily, "I can allow you to propose marriage, but you must be mentally prepared for the outcome. Hanwen, times have changed. With your figure and appearance…"

Xu Xian's sister didn't finish speaking; she simply shook her head and told Xu Xian to go out for dinner.

Xu Xian: ( ′ .. ? . ` )

As the sun set, Li Gongpu returned home exhausted, followed by a small cart filled with various cuts of wild animal meat.

Xu Xian's sister couldn't contain herself; she had already gone out in the afternoon to inquire. Many acquaintances praised Bai Suzhen, giving her a thumbs up.

This aroused her curiosity, and she had been waiting for her husband to return so she could ask him properly. Now, he had finally returned.

The two didn't even eat dinner. They didn't know what they were whispering about in the room, but they left early the next morning. Then, for two consecutive days, there was no news.

It wasn't until the fifth day that a matchmaker suddenly came to the door.

Xu Hanwen was so happy that he almost went silly. That night, the patched-up, dilapidated gate flew out again.

However, this time, the sister didn't say anything. She simply sent someone to find a carpenter to make a brand new vermilion gate as soon as possible.

Afterward, she found a familiar nanny from the neighborhood and bought a dozen well-behaved and clever little maids from the city's western slave market. With such a Zhang Fei staying at home, it was better to have servants to wait on him. The silver this master threw out in a year could buy another courtyard this big.

Half a month later.

The courtyard next to the sister's house was taken over. At this time, it had already hung up the signboard of the Xu Mansion, decorated with lanterns and colored banners, and two large 'married' characters were pasted on the door.

Although the constable was inconspicuous, Xu Xian's backbone was famous. For a wedding, the main officials of the entire Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions actually sent people to send gifts.

This shocked the entire Jiangnan officialdom. Many interested people took the opportunity to get close, and the line of gift-givers stretched out for a long time.

At first glance, this situation was even more lively than a prime minister's wedding.

The wedding feast was held for three streets in a row, with a buffet for ten days. Xu Xian spared no effort to give Bai Suzhen a perfect wedding.

On the night he got engaged, Xu Xian kept begging Qi Shan for guidance.

Qi Shan was annoyed by his nagging and casually threw him a bandit stronghold.

Xu Xian rushed 300 miles overnight and single-handedly wiped out a寨 with over a thousand people.

The various gold, silver, and jewels he brought back were worth at least 30,000 taels of gold. As for the bandits and thugs, he only killed most of them, and the rest were scattered.

In Xu Xian's words, excessive killing was not appropriate with the wedding imminent.

Qi Shan's mouth twitched. He had even changed the style of the Xu Xian in front of him.

The Xu Xian in the original plot was a standard scholar.

Not only was he submissive, but he was also timid and afraid of trouble. He relied on Bai Suzhen to solve everything. At critical moments, he even blamed Bai Suzhen, and in the end, he even implicated his wife and imprisoned her under the Leifeng Pagoda for 18 years.

Now, if the old monk Fahai dared to open his mouth, he would dare to knock out Fahai's teeth. He didn't care about gods, Buddhas, demons, or monsters. Dare to touch my wife? I'll turn your Spirit Mountain upside down.

This wedding was so noisy that neighbors, relatives, friends, and heroes from all walks of life in the world came in an endless stream.

The wine alone cost more than 3,000 taels of silver these days, almost emptying the entire Hangzhou city's wine cellars.

Xu Xian had Qi Shan behind him, so resolving the matter of alcohol was as easy as moving a finger.

A group of people who overestimated themselves wanted to set him up and directly knock Xu Xian down, but who knew that Xu Xian accepted everyone who came and knocked down thirty or fifty people in a row. This scared everyone, and they no longer dared to explode. They all honestly congratulated him and almost urged him to send Xu Xian into the bridal chamber.

Bai Suzhen wore a large red robe, as beautiful as a fairy walking out of a painting. Xiaoqing wore a green gauze dress, standing beside her, her enchanting figure complementing Bai Suzhen's elegance and solemnity.

Seeing Xu Xian walking into the room with a 'dong dong dong' sound, Xiaoqing only felt that her heart was about to jump out.

Every time she saw this future brother-in-law, Xiaoqing had the illusion of seeing the gatekeeper of hell.

Don't look at Xu Xian's three-dimensional features; he doesn't look too ugly, but his muscles are about to grow on his face. His originally delicate face shape was directly propped into a square shape.

In addition, Xu Xian wears a shiny constable uniform every day, and the big broadsword at his waist is like a door panel. Every step he takes, the knife collides with the armor plates, making a clanging sound.

Xiaoqing always has the illusion that her head will be chopped off at any time, especially when she sees Xu Xian's body full of alcohol, she feels even more uneasy.

Bai Suzhen found it funny, patted Xiaoqing gently, and drove her out.

Closing the door, only the husband and wife were left in the room.

Newlyweds, dry wood and raging fire, were turned upside down, and it is said that they worshiped the heavens and earth to enter the bridal chamber, creaking and creaking chewing rock candy.

The sound that should have been harmonious was still interspersed with Bai Suzhen's screams from time to time.

"Husband, be gentle, don't use too much force there, it will kill someone!"

"Okay, wife!"

"Ah—! Husband, no, it's too long, it's too long!"

"Okay, wife!"

"I can't do it anymore, don't stop!"

"Okay, wife!"

"No—no! Stop, stop, stop!"

"Okay, wife!"

In the adjacent courtyard, Xu Xian's sister and brother-in-law were sitting in the courtyard wearing only their shirts. The two looked at each other, both feeling a little frightened.

They had been prepared for several days. As long as they heard something wrong, they would rush up to interrupt, otherwise, it would easily kill someone!

Bai Suzhen is not an ordinary person. She has endured the bone-piercing pain of molting and transforming into a human, let alone the hurdle of the wedding night.

She just yelled for half the night, and she vomited white foam and fainted near dawn. Fortunately, Xiaoqing had been waiting outside, and with timely rescue, no major accident occurred.

For three consecutive days, under the stumbling situation, the couple finally found the most suitable rhythm, and their feelings gradually warmed up.