American comics: Damn it, I’m surrounded by those who worry about their fathers!
Chapter 97: Star-Lord looks loyal but is actually evil
"OK, you can pick three cards! Don't let me see it, show it to your buddy and remember which card it is, OK?"
Star-Lord held a deck of cards and showed it to the two tall middle school students in front of him.
At this time, two students each held a baseball bat and were facing Star-Lord, a fat kid.
Since the two of them had already robbed Star-Lord at this time, they didn't quite understand why this guy not only didn't go home crying, but instead said he wanted to perform a magic trick for himself.
"You remember that, right?"
Star-Lord asked seriously.
"yes?"
"Very well, then give me this card and I'll insert it into it."
Star-Lord coughed, put a card drawn by the opponent into the deck, and then shuffled it again skillfully.
"Now I don't know which card you drew because I didn't see it, right?"
The middle school student holding the baseball bat nodded hesitantly, then quickly pointed the baseball bat at the opponent, "Don't play tricks on me."
"No, it will be fine soon."
After Star-Lord shuffles the cards, he draws a 2 of hearts from the deck and shows it to the opponent.
"You just chose this one, right?"
The two senior students looked at each other and said, "No, not this one. You can't do magic at all, idiot."
"Isn't it?"
Star-Lord took the card over with some surprise and looked at it carefully, "It shouldn't be!"
"Hey, don't play tricks on me. Take out everything in your schoolbag. Boy, don't play tricks, or I will beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you."
"No, it won't."
As he said that, Star-Lord took out another nine of spades, with a faint and honest smile on his lips, "I guess it should be this one, the nine of spades, are you right?"
He flicked the nine of spades card in his left hand, and the card was instantly in his right hand.
"Look, is that it?"
As he spoke, Star-Lord handed the cards to the other party.
Seeing Star-Lord's wonderful magic, the two senior students looked at each other with incredible expressions on their faces.
"Nice magic."
"Your technique doesn't match your figure."
The two students relaxed and joked towards him.
However, the next second Star-Lord suddenly exploded, snatched the baseball bat of the guy standing in front of him, and then knocked down the other senior student with a backhand elbow.
After grabbing the baseball, Star-Lord grabbed the opponent's collar and pushed him against the wall.
He asked the other party: "Do you want to see another magic trick?"
"Gudong!"
The student who had the baseball bat taken away swallowed and his body trembled nervously, fearing that the other party would really give him a stick, "I don't want to."
"What?"
Forced by Star-Lord's threatening look, he quickly changed his words and stuttered: "No...I mean...I want to see...!"
"You really want to see it!"
After saying that, Star-Lord pushed the other person forward, causing the other person to hit the wall with a "bang".
Then he turned around and walked over to another senior student who was lying on the ground.
Then he bent down and took out a Walkman from the other party's pocket.
"You shouldn't have snatched my Walkman, otherwise I wouldn't have done that to you."
Star-Lord, who had a serious expression on his face, took out his Walkman as he spoke, put it in his pocket, and then turned around and left without looking back.
Watching Star-Lord's leaving figure, the two frightened students looked at each other.
This little fat guy looks very extraordinary!
However, the two soon began to doubt their suspicions.
After putting on the headphones, Star-Lord was seen nodding and swaying from side to side, twisting his waist from time to time, or kicking a stone on the roadside when he got excited.
His head-numbing dance moves, coupled with his figure, made it impossible to look directly at him.
"Yes, he doesn't look like an ordinary person, more like...a fool...?"
Star-Lord, who didn't know that the two people were talking about him, was immersed in his own world. At this time, he felt that the whole world was at his feet.
At Padrick's Farm, Peter looked at Star-Lord who stuffed the cookie into his mouth with a serious expression.
Three years have passed since the last battle with Lucifer.
Three years later, Clark and Azu are now ten years old.
Logically speaking, Star-Lord, who is already three years old, should still be just a three-year-old toddler at this time.
But I don’t know what happened, maybe it’s like Kelly said, this kid is born in the Year of the Pig, and he is as big as an ordinary six-year-old child when he is only three years old.
Is this fucking three years old?
I don't even believe it!
Fortunately, these are all within the scope of Peter's understanding. After all, when this naughty kid was still a baby, he was able to stimulate his talent to deal with Lucifer.
It can be seen that premature maturity is not something incomprehensible.
But the only pity for Peter is that since the last battle with Lucifer, Star-Lord has basically not activated the power of the gods.
It seems that this kid, like Clark and Azu, will gradually develop his abilities as he grows older.
"Star-Lord, have you gone to the Kawachi Tribe to meet Miss Kelly?"
There was something going on in the Kawachi tribe recently, so Kelly was busy there for the time being and did not return to the farm.
"Yes, Dad, Miss Kelly said she has to stay for a while longer. It seems that they have a land dispute with the government. I don't quite understand."
Star-Lord said while eating a cookie.
"Hey!"
Azu looked at the food remnants that Star-Lord shook off on his body and put down the tableware, "Can you...can you eat quietly without making any noise and without leaving food remnants everywhere?"
"Sorry, this is how I usually eat."
"you"
Azu pushed his chair away unhappily and glared at Star-Lord, "Can you add "brother" in front of your answer to me?"
"Feel sorry."
Seeing Star-Lord's apology without any sincerity, Azu felt like he wanted to punch this little fat man, "Is there something wrong with you?"
"What?"
Star-Lord turned to look at him, "I've been fine. Dad said I have no problem sleeping or eating."
Although he was happy in his heart, Star-Lord was also very unhappy with Azu's behavior of always picking on him.
"If you think I'm affecting you, Clark."
Star-Lord walked towards Clark, who was a little confused, carrying the dinner plate, "Let's eat together."
"good."
Clark nodded subconsciously, completely unaware of Azu's very unhappy expression.
Peter looked at the two quarreling sons and coughed dissatisfiedly.
Neither of these two allowed themselves to worry.
Sure enough, raising a daughter is the easiest thing to worry about, at least it won't be so noisy.
"John."
Peter glanced at Azu.
Azu, who puffed up his cheeks and exhaled like a big mushroom, quickly sat down obediently after seeing Peter's serious face.
Clark saw that the atmosphere at the dinner table caused by Star-Lord and Azu was a bit tense, so he tried to talk about other topics.
"Godfather, when will Mr. Jones come?"
Peter thought for a while, "About next month, he has a lot of things of his own to deal with. You know, Mr. Jones is a very enterprising man. Do you miss him? Clark."
"Yes, I want to ask him some questions."
Clark said that he wanted to conduct an investigation of outer space creatures, and maybe Martian Manhunter could help him.
Peter nodded, "Did your teacher leave any practical homework? Clark."
"Yes, I have to check some information. I remember some things, but I forgot them recently. I can't remember where I saw these information."
Clark said he has been neglecting things lately.
Peter wanted to complain: Your super brain hasn’t been developed yet?
Unexpectedly, Star-Lord, who was eating, suddenly made a loud voice - "Hey!!"
Clark was so frightened that he dropped the spoon in his hand on the table.
"You remember, Clark?"
"What?"
Clark looked at him confused.
Star-Lord asked expectantly: "Didn't you think of something you couldn't remember just now?"
"No! I didn't remember. Why did you yell?"
Clark asked confused.
"Dad said that sometimes a sudden shock will help you recall something, so I want to scare you, maybe you will remember it, and I want to help you."
Clark said speechlessly: "I don't think this method will work."
After Clark and Zu left the farm to go to school, Star-Lord stayed on the farm because he was not old enough to go to school.
"Dad, can you teach me another magic trick?"
Star-Lord came up expectantly and asked.
"You still want to learn magic?"
Although he grew up on a farm, Star-Lord's character still has a little bit of his previous life.
For example, he is occasionally funny, has a lively temper, is kind and smart, likes to make weird gadgets, and also likes dancing and music.
But this guy also has a ruthless side to his character.
His precocious personality makes him sensitive to outside emotions.
Although he is usually tolerant and understanding, all this "goodwill" is based on the key basis of "those close to him will not be harmed." Once this line of defense is broken, what this kid will show is nothing. Ruthless cruelty.
For example, the last time someone insulted Clark and Azu, Star-Lord knocked them down with one punch.
Anyway, this naughty kid’s impulsive character probably can’t be changed.
"Didn't you just learn a magic trick yesterday?"
Peter looked at him in surprise.
"That magic has lost its freshness. Dad, I want to learn a new one."
Star-Lord continued to speak with some frustration: "After I used this magic in front of others, the magic no longer feels fresh."
"uh-huh."
Peter nodded, "So you had a fight outside today, right?"
"They tried to rob me, Dad."
Star-Lord said he was passively defensive.
"You said you should punch them in the face, and I didn't do that, but I gave them an elbow."
Star-Lord said proudly: "And I took the opportunity to show them my magic."
Peter was silent for a moment and asked the other party: "So...you deliberately let them rob you, then performed magic tricks for them, and finally beat them up?"
He didn't expect that this guy had so many evil intentions, and he also knew how to fish and enforce the law.
"No, Dad, I was the victim and I didn't mean to do it."
Star-Lord pretended to be nice.
Peter looked at his harmless little chubby face and couldn't help but complain in his heart: Did this kid learn his disguised expression from Azu?
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