American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander
Chapter 126 The lowest crime rate in history
More than forty minutes later, Downton curled his lips in annoyance as he looked at the delivery man shaking into a sieve under the track.
"We sat here with you chatting for forty minutes, and then you gave us this?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Downton jumped off the track and landed among the police team below.
Seeing Downton, a policeman who was relatively close to him couldn't help but raise the Pizza Hut in his hand and said.
"Boss Revenant, there are hundreds of us here, people... wait, what is the name of that black thing?"
"It's Batman, idiot!"
"Hell, Batman invited a lot of us to eat pizza and drink beer, but you can't even remember their names. You must be so heartless!"
"Yes, and it's the largest pizza with the most ingredients and the most expensive at Pizza Hut. Even the beer is a boutique product from the monastery!"
"Haha, thank you very much, Batman. The brothers will try their best to take care of you in the future!"
The policemen ate pizza while talking to each other, and also said hello to Batman above the tracks.
Looking at the dark scene below, Batman raised his head in despair and looked at the sky speechlessly.
Just over forty minutes ago, Downton agreed to his request and postponed the complete destruction of the empty track.
So the two of them began to discuss the ecology of Gotham.
But they had only been chatting for a few minutes when the police team, which always liked to be late, finally arrived nearby.
Under the leadership of Gordon, the police quickly surrounded the surroundings, and then... dared not do anything and stared evilly at Batman and Downton above.
Seeing so many police officers coming together, Downton certainly couldn't let them come in vain. It's better to come early than to come by chance. Let's eat together if we have something to eat.
In this way, Bruce was forced to order more than 500 pizzas and beers, and as Batman... he also treated the main force of Gotham police for dinner as his debut performance...
Nowadays, Bruce always feels that everything in front of him is fate making a silent mockery of him.
Why, why didn't Downton show up earlier and later? Why did he show up on the first day he returned to Gotham!
While thinking about it depressedly, Bruce looked down in confusion.
At this time, Downton was chatting with the police and was bragging about it.
While he was bragging, he took three pieces of pizza and then pinched the butt of the policewoman closest to him.
Downton waved his hands to the policemen in spite of the watery and affectionate eyes of the policewoman.
"You guys eat first, and I'll give some to those three shameless guys over there.
It was actually not easy for them to save the people for a long time. Plus, they actually wanted to deal with me, which would make it even more tiring.
We eat so deliciously, it’s hard to get rid of them, right? "
"That's right!"
"Don is right?"
"I support Don as our director!"
"Long live the dead souls haha!"
Accompanied by the cheers of the police, the three people with big eyes and small eyes on the rooftop of Downton jumped over. In one leap, they crossed a distance of more than 500 meters and landed in front of Diana and the others. .
While Downton left, the police couldn't help but discuss it.
"Tang Ke is so interesting!"
"Yeah, this is the first time I've seen such an interesting criminal..."
"Shut up, you idiot. Your whole family is a criminal. Watch your words!"
"That's right, pay attention to your wording!"
"Speaking of which, if Tang really becomes our director, then we won't have to arrest him anymore?"
"yes!"
"Holy shit, you're right, man!"
"clever!"
"We can't catch him anyway, so we might as well follow him!"
"What a great idea, man, that way we won't have to run after Don like fools anymore!"
"etc!"
"Suddenly something is wrong!"
"Yes, if Tang becomes the director, then if we encounter any tasks, don't we still have to follow Tang around like fools? After all, Tang will lead the team then!"
"So you don't like running around after me?"
Gordon yelled around with a grimace, finally controlling the police officers' gossip.
At the same time, on the rooftop in the distance, looking at the expressionless three people, Downton grinned and handed the pizza to them.
Looking at the pizza getting closer and closer, Diana snorted angrily, then turned her head disdainfully.
But Zatanna's stomach suddenly growled.
"Gulu!"
After saying that, Zatanna looked around nonchalantly and said nonchalantly.
"I just finished my show last night and ran to Gotham, and I haven't eaten yet."
"Well, actually I only had one meal on the plane."
Kent smiled and patted Zha on the shoulder, then came to Downton and took the pizza from his hand.
Kent said to Diana with a smile while passing the pizza to the other two people.
"Ma'am, please do some too."
"Haha, since she won't eat, then I won't give it to her!"
Downton snatched Diana's pizza and stuffed it into his mouth in a flash. Looking at Downton's lazy look, Diana sighed angrily and turned her head to the other side.
But just as she turned her head, Downton had already appeared in front of him, and then forcefully stuffed another piece of pizza into her mouth.
By the way, Downton's fingers also circled her tongue!
"Ugh... Damn it, why don't you just die!"
While chewing pizza angrily, Diana kicked Donton away.
At the same time, hearing the explosion in the distance, the policemen who were just smiling were frightened and lost their expression control.
But Donton was not angry, but turned back to the three people and waved to them.
"Don't stand here stupidly, let me introduce you to our Gotham superhero, Batman.
You can't kill me by standing here, why don't you learn from others and make friends with me, maybe after we sleep in the same bed, I will be willing to listen to your pillow talk?"
At this point, Donton grabbed Zack's hand unceremoniously and threw her away.
Afterwards, Donton looked at Doctor Fate and Diana unhappily.
Facing Donton's gaze, Doctor Fate waved his hands repeatedly.
"I'll do it myself. Don't try to grab my heart. I'm old and have a serious heart disease. I can't stand this!"
After the words fell, Dr. Fate disappeared in an instant, and Downton continued to speak to Diana.
"I can grab Dr. Fate's heart directly, so do you believe that I can grab something else through your battle suit and battle skirt?"
"Go to hell!"
After cursing, Diana rolled her eyes and flew away, landing among them with the shocked eyes of countless policemen.
Looking at the policemen who surrounded her and others, Diana couldn't help showing a lost look.
If she could be stronger, or if she could find a way to deal with Downton!
How could everyone end up like this now.
It seems that she can hold Downton up and beat him, but in fact, if Downton is a little serious, her heart may stop beating in an instant.
Even the fact that she thought she had the upper hand was just a joke played by that bastard on her.
And I am just a toy just like he said!
Thinking of this, Diana picked up a piece of pizza and stuffed it into her mouth.
On the side, Gordon threw a bottle of Keshengdao beer at her.
"Madam, I understand your mood better than you do, because I had to meet him on the first day he appeared in Gotham.
So, drink a little, this thing will make you feel better."
After the voice fell, Gordon swallowed a large bottle of beer with a sad face, and Diana looked at Gordon with sympathy.
Yes, even a demigod like himself is extremely powerless against the existence of the dead, so what about these policemen in Gotham, they must have a harder life, right?
But just as Diana thought so, he suddenly heard the policemen who were gradually getting drunk saying.
"Life is much better now. Except for the Revenant, all other small gangs have shrunk, and some even moved out of Gotham overnight."
"Yeah, and the Revenant is much more generous than Falcone. The money we received is almost three times more than before, haha!"
"And the Revenant did all our work, and Little Italy has become the place with the lowest crime rate in Gotham. Except for the Revenant boss who kills people in Little Italy, there is no news of theft there!"
"That's right, after all, we are just arresting people, but the Revenant boss really kills people, and He can also put your head into your py in front of many people! "
"The Revenant is so powerful that all Gotham people are worried about doing something he doesn't like and being targeted by him. At least in the past few months, Gotham will definitely become very quiet. "
"Maybe Gotham has long needed a Revenant, because now it seems that only the Revenant Boss is committing crimes in Gotham.
If I remember correctly, there was no news of other police dispatches in the police station except for our police dispatch today!"
"Bullshit!"
Listening to the words of the police, Gordon interrupted their nonsense in a bad mood.
"The Revenant made a big fuss today, causing the citizens to either flee or hide at home watching the news, so it seems that there are no crimes!"
"But the Revenant Boss has never made a big fuss. If he makes a fuss like this every day, it seems that Gotham is really the only one committing crimes with the Revenant..."
"Wait, if the crime rate really drops to that low, will the Revenant Party still give us black money?"
"Fuck? ! ! "
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