American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander
Chapter 182 Superman Wolverine
On the other hand, when Downton and Deadpool fell from the light curtain, Downton immediately fell steadily into a pile of bloody skulls.
And Deadpool smashed a lot of red skulls horizontally.
"Oh, shit, my back~"
Deadpool struggled to climb out of the skull and raised his middle finger to Downton.
"You didn't even help me, I thought you were my soul mate."
"Haha, there are actually many differences between the two of us, we can't let people become repetitive.
So you see, I'm at least much cooler than you, man."
As he said, Downton pointed to the distance of countless skulls.
Looking at Wolverine Logan, who was nailed to an X-shaped wooden stake and struggling, Deadpool rubbed his face regretfully.
"I really want to convince myself that this guy can do it, but you can see that he can't do it, absolutely not!"
"Then let's go and find the next Wolverine!"
Donton smiled and grabbed Deadpool's shoulders. The two of them disappeared from the flames in an instant, leaving only Wolverine wailing mercilessly.
At the same time, when Donton rushed out of the flames with Deadpool, Deadpool raised his big toe to Donton in surprise.
"Well done, man, you left my foot in that world.
But don't worry, I will grow it back soon, just like the dozen or so xb I had can be cured immediately.
Real men are never afraid of injuries to bulls, right?"
As he spoke, Deadpool kicked his legs heavily and stuffed his regrown feet into his shoes.
At the same time, Donton slapped him unhappily and continued.
"My teleportation has never had any problems so far. You left your feet there to play a trick on me, didn't you?
After all, who can pull their shoes back after losing their feet? If you have the time, why don't you retract your feet?"
"Why should I retract my feet? I just don't want you to go to the next car and ask for peanuts, melon seeds and beer~
But are you sure you never had any problems? How many people have you led across the universe before me?"
"You are the first one to travel across the universe."
"Fuck, I knew it, but you are good at it. I will never admit that I am a little envious.
Well, actually more than a little bit. Although I can always travel in every universe, I still have to use machines.
Why do you make women happy by your own ability, but I make women happy by all kinds of electric toys?
This is unfair!"
Deadpool said, and walked towards the bar in front of him with relief.
On the bar of that bar, Wolverine's back was vivid, and many people in the bar cast curious eyes at Deadpool and Downton.
After all, this is a bar where mutants often appear, so no one is curious about how Downton and Deadpool appeared. As for the conversation between Downton and Deadpool...
They just think it's stupid.
Just like when you walk on the street and hear two old men discussing God and Satan on the street, do you think they are Shazam and Doctor Fate?
Of course not, you just think they are chatting and joking.
At the same time, Deadpool has come behind Wolverine.
Looking at Wolverine who was drinking with a bottle of wine, Deadpool said enthusiastically.
"Haha, my good buddy Logan, your Deadpool dad and the dead soul..."
Deadpool suddenly turned around and said to Downton.
"Is this the name?"
"Uh-huh~"
Downton nodded, and Deadpool immediately continued to talk to Wolverine.
"That's right, man, your dad Wade and your ghost dad are here to play house with you!
You have to go save the world with me, man, if it weren't for you, I would never find a good woman like Vanessa again!"
"Fuck!"
Deadpool's words obviously interrupted Wolverine's drinking addiction, so Wolverine turned around suddenly and jumped down from the booth in front of the bar!
Bang!
Watching Wolverine's landing, Deadpool covered his mouth in surprise.
"A cool landing, just like every superhero landing, but are you sure you need to do this when you land from a stool... Oh shit!!!"
Before Deadpool finished speaking, Wolverine had already stood up, and Donton, who saw his shape clearly, couldn't help laughing immediately.
"Puff!"
"Don't laugh, my ghost Maria, we must know how to respect the disabled!"
Deadpool interrupted Donton's laughter speechlessly, and then waved to the little potato in front of him who was obviously wearing Hugh Jackman's face but was less than 1.5 meters tall.
"But you are definitely not the Logan I'm looking for. Look at our furry gymnast. He is so faithful to the original novel!
Damn it, kid, go play by yourself. Daddy wants to play with..."
Puff! ! !
Before Deadpool finished speaking, Wolverine's sharp claws had already pierced into his stomach from his crotch!
Seeing the blood flowing from his claws, the potato version of Logan spit disdainfully, and then asked Donton while nailing Deadpool with his claws.
"Although he is different from the bastard in my impression, he is definitely Wade.
What about you, man, I don't remember knowing an Asian like you!"
Speaking of this, Potato Wolverine grabbed Wade's calf and pulled his claws out of Wade's py.
Then, he showed his claws and roared at Donton.
"So, you are here to disturb me too!"
"Ah no no no, he is just here to make soy sauce, right, Revenant?"
Deadpool agreed for Donton, and then looked at Donton from a distance.
And Donton, he saw him rushing to the 1.45 meter tall Logan and holding Logan in his hand.
After gently shaking Logan in his hand, Donton grinned at Wade.
"Are you sure he can't do it, man, a little wolf dog like him is still very popular, right?
I always think that he can actually form a CP with Laura, and the name is the legendary story of the dwarf father and the big daughter."
"Puff!" Deadpool laughed all of a sudden.
Puff!
Wolverine's steel claws immediately extended a distance, and then stabbed Donton's soft spot fiercely.
Ding!
After a sound, Potato Wolverine looked at his claws depressedly. His adamantium claws that were invincible were frustrated in front of Donton's skin!
On the side, looking at Wolverine whose steel claws could not move forward, Deadpool immediately raised his hands excitedly.
"Oh yes, oh yes! This is what I want!
The reason why I brought you here is to see Logan being frustrated, ahahahaha!
We are all weapons of adamantium, so I must not be the only one who suffers!
It's so cool, it's so cool, let's continue!!!"
While shouting, Deadpool opened the portal, and Donton casually threw away Potato Wolverine and kicked Deadpool into the portal.
After Donton walked through the portal, he saw Deadpool rolling towards a super strong Wolverine.
The super strong Wolverine was repairing his pickup truck. Looking at the majestic back of this Wolverine wearing only jeans and a simple white vest, Deadpool pursed his lips with satisfaction.
"That's it, haha, there must be no problem this time.
Logan, man, my universe is waiting for you to save it!"
"What?"
Hearing Deadpool's words, the super strong Logan in front of him turned his head suddenly.
And the moment he turned his head, Deadpool almost put his hand in his mouth, and Donton widened his eyes in astonishment.
"Oh my god! I knew the world had changed. Henry Cavill started to play Logan!"
"Shit, you'd better say less. Instead of saying he is Henry Cavill's version of Logan, it's better to call him Superman Wolverine, damn it!"
Just when Donton said this, Henry Cavill, who had the same hairstyle and beard as Wolverine, rushed towards Donton.
The ground under his feet suddenly cracked, and his action also caused a whole circle of air explosions.
At the same time, Donton excitedly raised his arms and tried to block the fist of Henry Cavill's version of Logan.
But no matter how hard Donton tried, he broke through the building with unparalleled power in a moment, and then rushed out of the atmosphere in a blink of an eye.
At the same time, Deadpool also followed his footsteps and flew out of the atmosphere, and he shouted desperately.
"Fuck Superman Wolverine, ah ah ah ah!"
While yelling, Deadpool opened the portal in front of him.
When he disappeared into the next universe, Donton also turned into a flame and drilled out from beside him.
After the two landed, they looked at the ground under their feet.
After a glance, Deadpool said to Donton unhappily.
"I thought you could at least fight him!"
"You've seen it, I can beat weaklings, but if I meet a really strong guy, I can only be beaten as a weakling.
But don't worry, I will become stronger sooner or later. Although in this damn universe, no matter how strong you become, you will definitely meet bastards who treat you as a weakling.
But even if they die of exhaustion, they can't deal with me. Isn't this feeling happy?"
"Haha, I'm so fucking happy, brother, so there are only 71 hours and 10 minutes left in my world.
Although this time is not so accurate, because the movie only takes two hours to finish, but my nervousness is definitely Yes, it's true, man!
If my world is gone, if I lose Vanessa, then I can't even think about how I can find happiness again!
Am I going to fuck the Vanessa that Kimby likes? What a joke, his Vanessa can't do a striptease, and his Vanessa is not as sexy as mine.
I only love my own Vanessa, man, so we have to go to the next world! "
At this point, Deadpool raised his hand depressedly and pointed at the Wolverine in the X-Men costume in the distance who was showing his claws to him and Downton...
It sounds like there is no problem, so the problem is, this Wolverine is really a Wolverine.
That is what people often call... Flathead!
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