American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander

"Oh hoo!!!"

Deadpool lifted his chin and shouted to the caped figure.

"I saw that guy, God, a superhero like chicken soup for the soul, a Hollywood A-list white man, a super handsome guy.

I never thought I could invite him to my movie!

To be honest, I reasonably doubt that he will not be in my movie for more than one minute, because he is too expensive!

Just like Star-Lord only appeared for one minute in Thor 4, not even one minute more.

But Star-Lord is too cheap, haha!"

At this point, Deadpool enthusiastically inserted another samurai sword into Wolverine's body, and then he quickly got rid of Wolverine's claws and shouted to the figure in the distance.

"Captain, I see you, Captain, I love you so much!

I remember every line of yours, I can still play all day, all day!

Please give me an autograph, sign it on my little butt, you heard it right, not panties, but my little butt!

You bastard, I can't believe it!"

"Shut up!"

Above the billboard, the guy in the cloak yelled at Deadpool, and then pointed his finger behind everyone.

"You have disturbed those guys!"

After saying that, the cloaked man suddenly jumped off the billboard.

Bang!

Accompanied by the sound of the cloaked man landing, Deadpool excitedly adjusted his trajectory, and then climbed on Donton and said excitedly.

"Dead soul, my fucking legs are weak, but you should understand, right?"

"Don't make a fuss, I can't fucking understand, because I usually only have weak legs for women I haven't fucked before."

"How can you not understand!"

Listening to Donton's words, Deadpool excitedly patted Donton's chest muscles and continued.

"That's the most standard superhero landing in the world!"

After saying that, Deadpool let go of Downton, rushed to the cloaked man, and hugged the cloaked man happily.

The cloaked man pushed Deadpool away and waved to Logan.

"Come here, they are coming!"

"Oh, that's the responsibility!!!"

While Xiaojianjian was playing tricks, the convoy in the distance also quickly crossed the barren Gobi with countless garbage and surrounded everyone in the middle.

"Fuck."

Looking at the convoy filled with gray smoke, Downton couldn't help but curl his lips.

"If I didn't know, I would have thought I ran to the set of Mad Max!"

"Haha, Thor thought so too, but he really ran over!"

Deadpool responded while looking at the people in the car with surprise.

He waved to those people and then yelled.

"Guys, you have to work harder, otherwise you will never be able to beat us!

After all, we have a captain, right, captain!"

After the voice fell, Deadpool stuck closely behind the cloaked man and made a gesture to him.

Seeing this scene, the guy leading the convoy got out from the roof and shook his head with disdain.

"Dude, it seems that the timing of your making friends is not right.

But this is a bargain for us, because in addition to you, a guy who has been hiding for several years, we have a few more unexpected gains!"

Speaking of this, the leading guy looked at Deadpool who was being pushed away by the cloaked man and said with disgust.

"Damn, another Wade Wilson."

Then he looked at Wolverine on the side and laughed.

"Compared with Wade, you are much more interesting. Every time you appear, we can always be happy for at least a few days, Logan."

"Enough, Allardyce, I'm here, don't think about taking them away!"

The cloaked man interrupted Allardyce's words and shouted to him righteously.

Hearing this, Wade raised his hands excitedly.

"Oh, it's started, it's finally started, I can finally hear that sentence!

Come on, Captain, shout it out to them!"

Deadpool on the side was so excited that he jumped up and down and shouted endlessly.

Just like that, in response to Deadpool's expectations, the cloaked man opened his cloak, and then revealed Steve Rogers' face!

The moment he saw that face, Deadpool raised his right hand excitedly.

"Yes, oh yes, I'm already excited!"

At the same time, Donton couldn't help laughing, he felt something was wrong.

The next moment, amid Deadpool's cheers, "Steve Rogers" continued to speak to the leader confidently.

"Leave it to me, because I am..."

"Avengers... attack!"

Deadpool shouted excitedly for him, but Steve shouted after a short pause

"I am the Human Torch!"

The moment the words fell, Steve turned into a ball of fire and rushed straight into the sky.

"Fuck!"

As Deadpool cursed, fierce flames rushed from the Human Torch to Allardyce.

Facing the surging flames, Allardyce curled his lips in disdain, and then just pinched his fingers lightly, and easily blocked the attack of the Human Torch.

Seeing Allardyce's actions, Downton was slightly stunned, and then showed an expression of sudden enlightenment.

"Fuck!"

He immediately shouted to Allardyce.

"I was still wondering which Allardyce you are, but you are actually a fucking fireman, haha!

The Human Torch is so unlucky, how dare he play with fire in front of you!"

Just as Downton finished speaking, the Fireman in the distance happened to pull the flame of the Human Torch lightly.

With just a pull, the flame on the Human Torch disappeared out of thin air.

"Ahhh!"

The Human Torch, without the flame, fell on the billboard in a spiral.

After knocking his double yolk egg hard on the billboard, the Human Torch wailed and continued to hit the ground with his big head down and his small head up.

At the same time, the Fireman who easily dealt with the Human Torch turned to Downton and couldn't help frowning.

"Who are you?"

He said while waving to a big man in the convoy.

Seeing this, the big man who looked like the Golden Lion King suddenly jumped off the car and roared.

"Logan!!!"

On the side, Downton applauded in surprise.

"Sabertooth from the first X-Men movie!

Fuck, Wade, you even got such an old actor for your movie!

The audience has been looking forward to his fight with Wolverine for too long!"

"That's right, Logan, I'm also looking forward to it. You have to be more formal and serious, and fight longer.

By the way, you have to tidy up your appearance, don't just rush over rashly!"

At this point, Wade quickly pulled out the samurai sword stuck in Logan's body.

Logan rolled his eyes and slowly walked towards the sabertooth.

At the same time, Donton yelled at Logan.

"Trust me, you have to slide, Logan!

You can deal with the sabertooth just by sliding over. I have experience in this!"

As soon as Donton finished speaking, Logan and the sabertooth had already rushed towards each other.

Facing the sharp claws of the saber-toothed tiger, Logan slid sideways fiercely, and during his sliding process, his claws also scratched the neck of the saber-toothed tiger.

On the side, Donton quickly clapped his hands and said.

"Well done, you should slide!"

"You are a genius, Revenant, this is the only thing that makes me feel gratified after I mistook the stupid Thunderbolt for Captain America!

You didn't live up to my invitation, no!"

Wade also said as he came to Donton's side and shed tears of emotion.

Hearing Wade's words, the fire man frowned more and more.

"Revenant? Who are you?"

After thinking carefully countless times, he was sure that he had never heard of this name, so...

He curled his lips at Donton with disdain and sneered.

"It's probably just some unknown third-rate character.

Toad, take care of him!"

"Me?"

The mutant Toad in the car next to him was slightly stunned.

Then, he licked his tongue excitedly.

But before his tongue turned half a circle, Donton rushed out.

Boom!

The ground next to Wade was left with a deep pit with a diameter of several meters, and countless gravel fell on Wade's hood, smashing his head to the side uncontrollably.

Accompanied by the hurricane, Donton grabbed Toad's neck, tore him in half, and then threw him to a place that was basically invisible dozens of kilometers away.

His upper body flew backwards while he was still shouting something.

Boom!

It was not until Donton stopped that the sound of him breaking the sound barrier reached the ears of others.

Logan immediately showed a surprised expression to Downton, while the Fireman not far from Downton was slightly startled, then quickly got back into the cab and tried to drive away from here.

Just as he started the car, the last voice of the toad came faintly from the horizon.

"Allardyce, I'm going to work!!!"

"Fuck!"

The Fireman cursed nervously, then quickly started the car and shouted to his men at the same time.

"Fuck the dead souls, they are all liars, he is simply the hero of the people, only Cassandra can deal with him!

Run, damn it, run!!!"

"Run your mother!"

As soon as the Fireman finished speaking, Downton had already jumped onto his car and tore off his roof.

Feeling the vibration of the car, the Fireman turned around suddenly, and some sparks immediately appeared on the device on his wrist, and those sparks turned into raging flames and rushed towards Downton.

But before the flames could fly out, Downton had already clamped the Fireman's neck.

Swish!

After the sound of cloth tearing, the fireman's head and body were separated, and even the spine was pulled off by Downton with the head.

"Gudong!"

Wade swallowed hard in the distance.

Then, he raised his hands excitedly and cheered.

"I knew that the one who could put Hill and Natasha together would never be a pure superhero.

You are so fucking cool, ghost, I am about to be captured by you, I fucking love you!!!"

The fifth update of 15,000 words is here, so next I will sacrifice these words to summon the bosses' big monthly tickets!