American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander
Chapter 187 The captain's mouth is covered with honey
Having said this, Johnny climbed straight onto a car and then waved to everyone.
"Damn it, let's talk about the rest in the car, we have to get out of this place as soon as possible!
I took a look. There should be no surveillance on this car. You go and collect the fuel in other cars, and then we can drive this car around the world!
Relax, I actually have a shelter of my own, and there are a few righteous friends who share the same problem with me.
There are always five of us, so we can't assemble the new Fantastic Four team in the void.
Because they were all rushing to join my team, the four of them had to fight for the only three spots except me.
In short, despite all kinds of conflicts, my righteous friends and I have been living together for several years, and we don’t mind having a few more of you.
While Deadpool and Logan are trouble, it's you, the revenant dude.
Believe me, my friends and I will love it, haha! "
After the words fell, Human Torch waved his hand to invite Downton, and Downton smiled and nodded.
"No problem!"
After saying that, Downton sat in the passenger seat of the Human Torch, and Deadpool followed suit in the back seat, leaving only Wolverine still yelling.
"Shit, put me down, put me down!"
After finally being put down, Wolverine pursed his lips in depression.
There was no cigarette or alcohol in his mouth, so he didn't know where to put his tongue.
Angrily, he sat down in the back row, but as soon as he sat down, Deadpool started to tamper with him. He pulled Deadpool's hand away, and then used his paw to stop Deadpool from tampering with him, while striking at Pili who was driving. Fire said.
"What on earth is going on with Cassandra that you were talking about?"
"Ha, what else could be going on!"
Hearing Wolverine mention Cassandra, Johnny opened the car window in displeasure and spat heavily out the window against the dusty sky.
After spitting out, he finally felt a little better, and then he closed the car window and said to Downton and others.
“It was only after I came here that I learned about this bird-like place, the Land of Nothingness, where garbage from countless worlds appears every day.
Just like us, we are all garbage, at least garbage that is considered useless or even harmful by the Space-Time Administration! "
"Wait a fucking minute, I'm not the rubbish you call me. I came here on my own initiative to travel!"
Downton cursed angrily, and then patted the Human Torch on the head with his bloody hand.
Noticing Downton's movements, Human Torch trembled in fright. He turned his head to avoid it and said to Downton in horror.
"Wowowo, my head can't stand your hands, you scared me, man!"
"Haha, okay, I won't tease you, just keep talking."
Downton waved his hands angrily, while Johnny continued with a grimace.
"In short, although I don't know why you came here to travel, except for you, there is really only garbage here.
So, if there is garbage, there must be a cleaner, and Elios is the cleaner of this world.
He cleans up the garbage on the void ground regularly every day. Once people are touched by his black energy-like body, their existence will disappear completely.
That's right, it was a complete disappearance. Even a bastard like Deadpool couldn't even think of resurrecting from that kind of disappearance.
Because he is not killing, but disappearing, disappearing! Do you understand? "
"My mother is not a fool!"
Snap!
There was a crisp sound, and Downton slapped Johnny's head on the steering wheel.
In the back seat, Wade thrust his hips excitedly.
"Cool, haha!"
At the same time, Johnny Human Torch raised his head helplessly and continued.
"Okay, I'll be careful what I say. Anyway, in the void, Elios is the guy we can't afford to offend the most.
Besides Elios, the second most unprovoked person is Cassandra, whom I mentioned to you! "
"Cassandra?"
Logan in the back seat asked with a frown, pushing Deadpool's hand towards his thigh away for the sixth time.
Noticing Logan's doubts, Johnny nodded heavily.
"That's right, in the void, we are either Elios' food or Cassandra's cattle and horses!
Let me tell you who she is, Cassandra Nova!
A big pervert who fills his mind with kaiselu.
She is also a despicable bitch with a very dark heart and long body and short legs!
Let me tell you what she knows how to order. She is only qualified to lick my noble and cool big bird, otherwise she can roll as far away as possible with the pig head she carries around 24 hours a day!
To be honest, I really don't care if she skins me or crushes me into a scumbag like in my nightmare!
Even if the last thing I did before my death was to burn her body to ashes in this inhospitable place, it would still not be able to relieve the hatred in my heart! "
"Oh ho ho ho ho, baby, you are so fucking crazy!"
Wade glanced at Johnny appreciatively, and Johnny nodded happily.
"You're so right, Wade!
Unless I can urinate on her body, and then put the red tank hairy Dandan into her mouth to help her rinse her mouth, only in this way can I close my eyes with peace of mind! "
Having said this, Johnny opened the car window again, and then spat hard again with far greater force than before!
After doing all this, he closed the window comfortably and continued.
"Finally, it feels good!"
On the side, looking at Johnny with a face full of comfort, Donton couldn't help but laugh and clap his hands.
He applauded Johnny and praised him excitedly.
"You are worthy of being the captain with a honey mouth!"
"Ahaha, what a captain with a honey mouth, it seems that you have also seen that part haha!"
Deadpool excitedly reached out to the co-pilot and clapped his hands with Donton, and then he continued to talk to Johnny.
"So Johnny, you said so much, but you didn't say what Cassandra is capable of.
Man, if she is the next villain in our movie, then we have to know what she is capable of!
Otherwise, we can't rely on your honeyed mouth to sweeten her to death, right?"
"Haha!"
Facing Deadpool's greeting, Johnny raised his middle finger to him.
"Her ability is that she can do everything!
That's right, whether it's overturning the sky or tearing the earth, or turning the stars upside down.
She can even change your gender with just one thought, so that the little stick below you will magically retract and flow all the time!
In short, she can do almost everything you can imagine, and she doesn't even need to make any effort, just think about it!"
"Are you sure?"
Listening to Johnny's words, Logan frowned seriously.
"If she has the ability you said, why didn't she appear in front of us?
After all, she was described by you as a god... Wait, be careful, there is someone in front, don't hit him."
At this point, Logan reminded Johnny.
Through the dust in the empty Gobi that was blown up by the strong wind, Logan noticed that a bald woman in a beige coat was standing in the direction of their car.
At the same time, Johnny asked Logan in confusion.
"Who is this? How could there be someone in this desert? Could it be that my friend is waiting for me at home and can't wait... Wait... Damn it, damn it!!!"
Suddenly, Johnny slammed on the brakes, and Logan and Wade were thrown to the front seat by the sudden brakes.
Looking at Wade's exaggerated fall towards him and Wade's buttocks that he deliberately raised, Donton frowned and dodged, and by the way, he stretched out his hand to make a head-smacking action.
Then, in Wade's eyes that were so shocked that his eyes were enlarged countless times, Donton directly stretched his finger under Wade's little brother who was about to fall out of the front windshield.
Ding!
After a heavy bounce, Wade's face was about to be torn apart.
"Oh, exciting!"
With a scream, Wade crashed all the way out of the front windshield and fell heavily to the ground, while Logan fell hard on the driver's seat.
"What's going on, damn it!"
Logan yelled at Johnny angrily, while Johnny stared at the bald woman who was walking towards them in the distance with a dull look.
Just as Deadpool was complaining and slowly getting up from the ground, the bald woman had already arrived in front of their car, and looked at Downton with an extremely curious look.
She looked at him and nodded gently, then smiled brightly at Downton and said.
"Cassandra Nova, nice to meet you.
Especially this one... Even if I have spent tens of millions of years of boring time in the void, this is the first time I have seen a gentleman.
So, can you tell me your name?"
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