American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander

"Fuck, my chest is not a drawing board for you to flatter the puppy, idiot!"

Logan looked at Wade unhappily as he held the lazy Deadpool dog in his arms. He raised his hand to rub the Deadpool dog's head while cursing.

"But after seeing such a Deadpool dog, my mood suddenly became better. What else can describe your words better than a dog barking, Wade!"

"Well, you have good eyes. I will spare you this time, Logan~"

Wade responded happily, and then rubbed the Deadpool dog's mouth affectionately.

Then, he hugged the Deadpool dog and said to Downton.

"Dead soul, when you send me away, can you send this little cutie away with me? I really like this little cutie!

If I don't have it for the rest of my life, I will simply..."

"Wait!!!"

Just when Wade hadn't finished speaking and Downton hadn't responded yet.

A figure suddenly ran out of the dust in the distance.

"This guy is wearing a red Deadpool suit that is so clean that it is almost sparkling, and he has a handsome face like Ryan Reynolds.

The most important thing is that this guy has beautiful long golden hair and beautiful, smooth and perfect skin!

And he has two 50-caliber gold-plated Desert Eagles in the two holsters on his legs!!!"

"Hey!"

Before Deadpool finished speaking, Logan couldn't help but interrupt him.

"Can you please not read the narration for this guy's appearance? It sounds so fucking awkward!"

"But he is full of points that I can complain about, you know!!!"

Deadpool responded excitedly, and then rushed to Ryan Reynolds and asked.

"What's your name? It should be Deadpool, right? Haha!

I'm so proud to have a brother like you. Your suit is so beautiful!"

"Hehe, I think so too, because I wash my suit every day, which is why it can shine.

But I'm not Deadpool, man, you can call me Living Pool!"

"Uh..."

Listening to Living Pool's answer, Deadpool was slightly stunned, and then continued to say to Living Pool.

"Forget it, I don't have time to wash my suit every day, especially my suit covered with shit and brains.

Just thinking about the scene of washing this thing makes me feel sick all over, as if Cassandra's hands grew in my brain!

Forget it, don't think about those, Brother Living Pool, can you lend me your golden double guns to play with?"

"Of course... No!"

Living Pool rejected Deadpool's request very straightforwardly, and then pointed at the dog in Deadpool's hand.

"But if you are willing to give my little baby back to me, then I can consider it~"

"Wait, whose little baby are you talking about?"

Deadpool was stunned for a moment. No one knew better than him how much he loved this Deadpool dog he just met.

Facing Deadpool's astonished question, Living Pool grinned and continued.

"Of course it's my little baby!"

"It's not your name on his body, I think it's more appropriate for him to follow me!"

Deadpool refused hastily, but Living Pool just shook his head again and again.

"Stop it, man, give my dog ​​back to me!"

"Damn it, that's my dog...Okay, it's yours, I admit it's yours!

But I have to ask, what do you want me to do to give your little baby to me?"

"Give it to you?"

Hearing Deadpool's question, Living Pool was slightly stunned, and then simply shook his head.

"That's impossible, dear, because my dog ​​is as important as my golden double guns.

Unless I die, no one can take them away from me!"

After saying that, Living Pool reached out and snatched the dog from Deadpool's arms.

And Deadpool...

"Oh~~~~"

He nodded repeatedly while showing a teddy bear-like expression of sudden enlightenment.

Beside Donton, watching the communication between Deadpool and Living Pool, Logan frowned in annoyance.

"What's more terrifying than one Wade appearing in front of me is two Wades appearing in front of me at the same time, damn it!"

"Wow~~~~"

Deadpool suddenly stretched out his voice and said to Logan.

"If you describe me like this, I will be really angry, man!"

After the voice fell, Deadpool turned around suddenly and stabbed Logan in the heart.

"Ugh!"

After Logan felt the pain, he directly ejected his claws. He didn't care why Deadpool was crazy. Anyway, he had to fight back against Deadpool's crazy behavior!

Since no one can die anyway, let's just give each other pain!

Thinking of this, Logan fiercely stabbed a claw into Deadpool's head.

After pulling out the knife, Deadpool fiercely stabbed Logan's internal organs with another knife.

Logan endured the pain and fought back again, piercing Deadpool's crotch with a claw.

Seeing this, Deadpool, who was holding a dog, widened his eyes in amazement.

"Wow!"

Deadpool said in surprise.

"You are so cruel, Deadpool, compared with the Angora baby with a long golden ponytail, you are simply a devil."

"What? You actually said I was cruel? How can you say that!"

Hearing Deadpool's evaluation, Deadpool seemed to be humiliated.

Pulling out the knife from Wolverine, Deadpool turned to Living Pool with the adamantium knife in hand, and continued to talk with a smile.

"Don't you know that stabbing each other is just the way we express friendship and prove our feelings!

Just like this!"

While speaking, Deadpool casually stretched out the knife, and the adamantium knife immediately pierced Living Pool's stomach.

"Ah?"

Living Pool was stunned, and his body trembled, and then he looked at the knife in his stomach in confusion.

Seeing Living Pool's expression, Deadpool smiled and then pulled out the knife casually.

"How about it, do you also feel our enthusiasm?

Don't people like us who can't die say hello like this?"

Puff!

The adamantium knife pierced Living Pool's heart again.

"Come again?"

Living Pool was even more confused, and blood flowed out of his mouth in an instant.

Seeing the blood spurting out of the mouth of the Living Pool, Deadpool suddenly laughed. While laughing, he raised his hand to hug the Living Pool with the knife still stuck in his heart, and said to the stunned people on the side.

"Do you feel the friendship between me and the Living Pool brother? That's right, this is how we greet each other!"

As soon as the voice fell, Deadpool casually pulled the knife out of the heart of the Living Pool, and then he patted the Living Pool on the shoulder.

"Okay, man, the greeting is over, so how long will it take for your regeneration ability to work?"

"Ah?"

Hearing Deadpool's words, the Living Pool raised his head in confusion, spitting blood and asking Deadpool.

"What regeneration ability?"

"Stop it, man, we are Wade Wilson!

As we all know, every Wade has the ability to regenerate, how can you not have it?"

Deadpool answered the Living Pool's words with a smile, and stabbed the Living Pool again.

Puff!

"Ah?"

Livepool was stunned, and the blood in his mouth gushed more and more violently.

Seeing such a Livepool, Deadpool finally panicked.

"Stop it, man, what are you doing, you have to stand up!

Where is your regeneration ability, why don't you use it?"

"Damn it!"

Wolverine on the side yelled at Deadpool in disbelief.

"You fucking killed him!"

"Shit, how did I know he didn't have the ability to regenerate!"

Deadpool responded unhappily, then quickly put Livepool to the ground, and then nervously performed chest compressions for him.

But it would have been better if Deadpool didn't press it. When he pressed it, tons of blood flew out of the wound on Livepool's heart!

"Ah?"

This time it was Deadpool who was helpless. He looked at the dead Livepool depressedly, and then threw himself on Livepool and cried sadly.

"Damn it, ahhh, I'm sorry for my brother!

But I really can't figure out why there is a Deadpool who doesn't have the ability to regenerate, just because he has a face that makes me envious!

Wuwuwu, I'm so fucking sad, I must continue to live well with him!"

After crying to this point, Deadpool made a strong pose, and then took away the Golden Desert Eagle of the Living Deadpool with an extremely painful movement.

Finally, Deadpool picked up the unattended Deadpool dog in grief and returned to the team crying.

He was seen petting the dog while crying, and said to Johnny.

"Johnny, wuwuwu, I have lost my most lovely little friend, so you don't want to lose your little friend either!

Take us to your secret base quickly, and when we see your little friend, my good Asian father can send us home!

Wuwuwu, I'm so fucking sad, it's all my fault, I'm simply unforgivable!"

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