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Chapter 290 Dirty
"Aha???"
Listening to Guangmu Tianwang's words, Tang Dun burst out laughing.
At the same time, Erlang and Lao Niu looked at each other in a daze, and then couldn't help looking back at Tang Dun, asking with his eyes whether he would do it or not.
Facing the inquiring eyes of the two, Tang Dun grinned, then stuffed the stick into his ears and laughed.
"The old Jade Emperor is really interesting. He actually played the trick of not hitting a smiling person with his hand.
Very good, haha, since they have sent the fairies from the Moon Palace to welcome us, what are we waiting for.
We can't let Chang'e practice in vain, brothers, follow us to watch the dance first!"
After the voice fell, Tang Dun passed Erlang and Lao Niu and walked straight towards the Four Heavenly Kings.
Behind him, Erlang and Lao Niu thought for a moment, then nodded heavily, and said to Tang Dun together.
"Yes!"
After a sound, the tall Four Heavenly Kings in the distance couldn't help but tremble violently.
Who is that? It's Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun and Dali Niu Mowang!
Erlang Zhenjun, needless to say, has been the first war god of heaven and even the first war god of the three realms for many years. Who doesn't know that he is arrogant?
Even His Majesty the Jade Emperor would occasionally be slapped in the face by this arrogant war god!
As for Dali Niu Mowang, he is the first giant of the demon clan. Even though the heavenly court has made efforts to encircle and suppress this big demon, even the four heavenly kings participated in that battle.
But the more they are enemies, the more the four heavenly kings understand how unruly the old bull is.
As a result, now these two people actually promised to one person at the same time? ! !
Thinking of this, the four heavenly kings swallowed hard, and then made way more carefully to let Tang Dun walk easily.
At the same time, the Moon Palace Song and Dance Troupe also started their dance performance after Tang Dun took the first step into the South Heaven Gate.
Countless petals fell along the void, setting off the beauty of the surrounding fairies.
The fairies stepped on the seven stars, twisted their waists, overlapped each other, and danced around Donton layer by layer with the music playing around them.
And farther away, the heavenly soldiers and generals were lined up on both sides, adding a solemn atmosphere to this beautiful scenery.
Behind Donton, Zhu Bajie looked at the fairies around him, and he was really feasting his eyes. He laughed and said to Donton.
"Haha, Brother Great Sage, when I was in heaven, I was born with big arms and waist. Look at these fairies, all of them are looking down from above.
As for now, I was born short again, and I thought it was a bad thing.
But now I am back in Tianshan, my God, I am so happy that I am about to bleed from the nose!
This colorful dress, these thighs, these little feet, why can't I step on the old pig to death!"
Speaking of this, the old pig approached Chang'e in front of him and asked softly.
"Fairy, I vaguely remember that there was a white-haired fairy among you, who was your lead dancer.
I just don't know where she is now?"
Asking here, Bajie suddenly reached out and grabbed the wrist of the pink-haired Chang'e.
Being interrupted by Bajie, Chang'e was panicked, and she fell to the ground in a blink of an eye, looking at everyone aggrieved as if she was stressed.
Facing the fearful eyes of the pink-haired Chang'e, Tang Dun was stunned at first, and then immediately spoke.
"Don't be afraid, fairy. The old Jade Emperor called you here just to make me happy!
It doesn't matter how you dance. Seeing you beauties makes me happy, haha!
So, just answer the old pig's questions, don't be afraid that the guy behind you will punish you for breaking the dance!
If someone punishes you, then let me see how I punish it. If you don't believe that I have the ability..."
Speaking of this, Tang Dun turned back and smiled at Erlang and asked.
"Erlang, tell this little girl, do I have that ability?"
"Big brother, of course I have it!" Erlang replied with a piercing look.
Hearing this, Tang Dun grinned and looked at the shocked pink-haired Chang'e again.
At the same time, the dancing postures of hundreds of fairies around couldn't help but slow down, and they modified the group dance movements very professionally, eliminating the influence of the pink-haired fairy falling behind to the greatest extent.
Looking at the cool and confident Tang Dun, and looking at Bajie who seemed nonchalant but was actually anxious.
The pink-haired fairy hesitated for a moment, and finally made up her mind, and whispered to Tang Dun, especially to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun who could give her the most courage.
"To reply to the Great Sage, the white-haired fairy mentioned by Marshal Tianpeng seemed to have descended to the earth about nine hundred days ago..."
"Bullshit, descending to the earth is descending to the earth, what do you mean by seemingly descending to the earth!"
Bajie roared fiercely, and then clenched his rake fiercely, sweat filled his palms, but it also found his heart, making him uneasy.
Around him, seeing that Bajie dared to draw his weapons in the Heavenly Palace, the heavenly soldiers and generals moved together, and the sound of armor plates colliding was endless.
But before the heavenly soldiers and generals could make any move, Erlang suddenly raised his three-pointed, two-edged sword and slammed the handle of the sword into the cloud, stirring up a circle of cloud waves!
At the same time, Erlang shouted.
"How dare you! Don't listen to my elder brother's continued speech!"
The surrounding heavenly soldiers were immediately trembling with fear when they were hit by the cloud gas stirred up by Erlang, and finally put away their weapons.
Only the four heavenly kings were left standing there, and they could neither watch nor not watch, so they had to bend down and carefully persuade everyone.
"Not that bad, not that bad, Great Saint, please don't get angry, please don't get angry.
You fairy, just answer whatever Marshal Tianpeng asks!"
"My little fairy obeys your command..."
The pink-haired Chang'e was so scared that she almost cried. She just held back her tears and responded to Bajie.
"To answer the Marshal's question, I don't know much. I only know that more than 900 days ago, not long after you were punished to go down to the mortal world, Sister Zizhu'er went down to the mortal world in secret.
During the time when Sister Zhu'er went down to the mortal world, Sister Bai Ling also disappeared.
Some people say that Sister Bai also went down to the mortal world, and some people say... Sister Bai was probably taken away from the Moon Palace.
But the most popular saying is that some people say that Sister Bai made a big mistake and was pressed on the immortal beheading platform to be beheaded.
The person who spread this story made it very vivid, and also said that there was a spiritual official supervising the beheading. I don't know more, I really don't know!"
Speaking of this, the pink-haired fairy burst into tears.
While crying, she continued to speak in a state of collapse.
"The Moon Palace is like this. Today this one is gone, tomorrow that one is gone. We all live like this. I can't explain it clearly, woo woo.
Some sisters can still be seen in the future, either as mounts for Lingshan Arhats or maids for the fairies on the East Sea.
But some sisters can never be seen again, and sometimes you can even find the ears, eyes and bones of the sisters, tied to the saddles of various powerful mounts as pendants!
You forced me to say so much, I... I'm afraid I can't live anymore, woo woo woo!
You are all powerful, true lords, great saints, and marshals, but why do you bother me, a little fairy, woo woo woo woo!!!"
For a while, the fairy cried loudly, and her tears turned into beads and fell down. It turned out that she was a mermaid.
Hearing the fairy's cry, Bajie staggered a step with a look of disappointment, and he barely stood firm by holding the ground with a rake.
He held the rake, raised his head expressionlessly, and said leisurely.
"I just found out that the white-haired Chang'e fairy... was originally called Bai Ling.
Come to think of it, that fairy... bumped into that person and I saw her.
Since Wang Lingguan reported me afterwards, how could I not deal with her?
After all, compared to my old pig's eyes, the white-haired fairy herself is the biggest evidence of this scandal!!!"
Speaking of this, Bajie gritted his teeth fiercely, then put away his weapon and went straight behind Donton.
"Brother Dasheng!"
He said to Donton in a suppressed voice.
"After this, if we can still survive, let's protect it and change the Moon Palace of Donkey Grass.
The Moon Star is so quiet and beautiful, but it was disturbed by the Star God and the Heavenly Court... and turned into such a filthy place.
I, the old pig, saw it with my eyes and felt pain in my heart. Damn... even I feel sick looking at it!"
There are still three chapters, gentlemen, wait a moment, don't pull the half-dead out to make a pendant, woo woo woo!!!
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