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"What about honorable guests, and what about bad guests?"

Listening to the fourth sister's inquiry, Tang Dun grinned, and then put the pig in his hand on the ground.

Then, he continued to say to the fourth sister.

"Even if it is an honorable guest, at most I will drink a glass of water and wine.

Even if it is a bad guest, can you stop me?

So you see, honorable guests and bad guests are not important. Sisters, let me go in and eat something. I have been on the road for more than half an hour."

Speaking of this, Tang Dun stepped forward mischievously, stood straight in front of the fourth sister, and lowered his head to look at the fourth sister's stubborn face.

Behind the fourth sister, the second sister couldn't help but pursed her lips, and then hurriedly stepped forward to hold the fourth sister's hand, and pulled the fourth sister away from Tang Dun.

"If it's an honorable guest, since there are guests coming to our house, our family will naturally have to entertain them.

I wonder where the honorable guest is from and what dishes he likes?"

"Ah?"

Listening to the greetings of the second sister, Tang Dun was slightly stunned, and then nodded and said.

"From the Northeast."

"Dong... Are you talking about Dongsheng Shenzhou?

What a coincidence! We have a chef who cooks Dongsheng Shenzhou dishes.

More than 30 years ago, a craftsman from Dongsheng Shenzhou passed by and was sent to our mother by us.

But before he died, he happened to leave his craft book. Our chef learned it for a long time and even learned how to blow sugar figures.

Dear guest, you..."

"Don't talk nonsense, damn it, what nonsense are you talking about, what cannibalism!

You little girl, get out of here quickly, don't keep talking about cannibalism. You look smart, but why are you so stupid in your bones!"

On the side, Zhu Bajie hurriedly stopped the second sister from speaking.

While stopping him, he grabbed Tang Dun's trouser legs and said to him carefully.

"Brother, don't blame these demon children. They are all tired of living in the mountains. I, the old pig, will teach them a lesson!

Eating people is not allowed. Brother, don't blame them. If you want to blame someone, blame me. I, the old pig, also ate people in the past. Brother, don't be rough with these little girls!!!"

Speaking of this, Bajie hugged Donton's legs tightly and said to the little spiders opposite.

"You all have no control over your words. My brother is the strongest person in the nine heavens and ten earths. He is a human, not a demon or a god!

What cannibalism? You are full of nonsense. Do you think my brother is also a demon?

Go and call your mother to entertain the guests. Tell your mother that my brother just made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. He broke the golden body of Tathagata and beat him away. He was even personally welcomed by the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun. He is the best hero in the nine heavens and ten earths!

Your mother has also been in heaven. If you tell her, she will know how powerful he is!

Now even Erlang Zhenjun and the Three Altars Sea Assembly God are working for my brother. I am also a rough servant under my brother. Don't neglect him anymore. Do you really want to die!!!"

Speaking of this, Bajie is about to cry!

He is really worried about these little spiders!

With the little skills of these little spiders, they can't beat a centipede monster together, but Bajie can fight the centipede monster for at least a hundred rounds.

Even so, when he met this group of spiders, he was always tied up by the little spiders in just two moves.

He really cares about this group of spiders!

At the same time, after hearing what Bajie said, the second sister was slightly stunned, and then she couldn't help but look at her sisters.

After a glance, the second sister burst out laughing, and her sisters couldn't help but laugh.

While laughing, the second sister glared at Bajie and said.

"What mother said is true. You, a pig spirit, are the best at bragging.

If you don't mention the Buddha, we sisters will believe you halfway, but your lie is too big, how can we believe it.

But I won't fight with you today, after all, mother is still waiting to see you, and there are heroes coming to send you here.

But hero..."

Speaking of this, the second sister looked at Donton shyly and said to Donton curiously.

"May I ask the hero, are you really a human?"

"Yes~"

Donton grinned and responded.

"Ah?"

After a sound, the spider sister behind couldn't help but exclaimed, and shook her head in shame.

The third sister is the most gentle. She loves poetry and books in the past few days, especially the picture books of various talented men and beautiful women.

But it is precisely because of this that the third sister is the most ashamed, because in the story books, the fairies who fall in love with people usually have no good end.

But, can people be so beautiful?

Finally I know why fairies died so many times in the storybooks, but there are still fairies who like to get close to humans...

Sometimes, humans are more attractive than fairies!

Thinking of this, the third sister finally couldn't help it and looked up at Donton's hair.

At this time, Donton had long hair, all neatly tied on the hair crown by the iron fan.

If it weren't for the bright color of the armor, he would look much more sharp and a bit murderous.

Then he would be a strengthened version of Jiao Enjun in ancient costume, so cool.

So as she watched, the third sister was stunned, and then hurriedly lowered her head.

At the same time, in front of Donton, after hearing Donton's answer, the second sister was slightly stunned, and then couldn't help pouting.

"Since he is a human, how could he get involved with that pig, and even... come to our land full of fairies.

If the hero wants to kill us, why bother to enter this door? I am here, the hero can kill us... Oops! "

state!

With a crisp sound, Downton suddenly raised his hand and hit his second sister on the forehead with his knuckles.

"Oh, the sound is quite crisp, good start~"

After teasing, Downton looked at the second sister with a smile, and then gently rubbed the second sister's head despite her confused look.

"People eat monsters, and monsters eat people. I'm not that racist. I'm an out-of-sight, out-of-mind kind of person. Just don't eat in front of me.

In addition, as a little girl, don’t talk about killing, killing, killing, killing, because some people can really do it!

Okay, don't stand here anymore, go and get some food to entertain us. I want liquor. The older the better.

Go ahead, go ahead, don’t blush here with your heart pounding, I’m so damn embarrassed to be looked at by you, haha! "

Amidst the laughter, Downton raised his hand and pushed the second sister's forehead, causing the second sister to fall backwards in shock.

Seeing this, the golden spider on the fourth sister's shoulder suddenly jumped down, and then transformed into a little girl of fourteen or fifteen years old, raising her hand to support the second sister in her arms.

"Second sister."

Liu Mei muttered, and then couldn't help but look at Bajie.

At the same time, Bajie also stared at Liu Mei's round and cute ears, which looked a bit like piggy ears.

The two of them looked at each other in the air for only a moment before Bajie lowered his head apologetically.

"Still... I'm still here, I don't know how to thank you... Thank you to my brother for your generosity.

My sister didn’t teach you anything good, you all act like maids from a small family, not like a wealthy family at all!

That’s all, I’ll talk to my sister later and teach you how to treat others, hey…”

Having said this, Zhu Bajie hurriedly avoided the eyes of the spider sisters, and then ran away in a hurry towards the yard.

Looking at Bajie's back, Downton grinned, then raised his hand and pressed the shoulder of the second sister in front of him, smiling.

"Have you seen what a pretentious person looks like? Haha, that fool."

"Let go of my second sister!!!"

On the side, the fourth sister suddenly raised her hand, and immediately a stream of poisonous gas sprayed along the fingertips of the fourth sister towards Downton's hand.

"Fourth sister!!!"

The second sister yelled in shock, her dizziness was gone in an instant, and she immediately tried to block the poisonous gas.

But before the second sister could block it, Downton grabbed the poisonous gas first, and with his strong will, he immediately condensed the poisonous gas into the shape of a cigarette.

Afterwards, Downton picked up the poison gas cigarette, took a puff of it with a smile, and then his face turned green.

"Oh shit, is it so poisonous? Is the Crane Immortal cultivating emotions here!!!"

As he spoke, Downton's eyes became dizzy and his lips turned a little blue.

Fortunately, in just an instant, his body quickly renewed and returned to its original appearance.

As for the second sister, she hadn't seen clearly that Downton had recovered, so she rushed forward and grabbed Downton's wrist holding the poisonous smoke.

"Stop smoking, my fourth sister likes to go to the mountains the most. She eats countless poisons in the caves there. The poisonous gas is the most powerful. Even my uncle can't bear it!

Just spit it out quickly...eh...alright? ? ? "

Speaking of this, the second sister couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and Downton couldn't help but look at the fourth sister who had her mouth slightly open and seemed slightly shocked.

While watching, he muttered something.

“Do you love activities the most and also eat the most poisons?

It turns out that you are the fattest Gu in this formation.

This is really, really a fool, no wonder..."