American comics: Enlightenment in Arkham, Ascension to Homelander

"Selina...Mrs....???"

Tony swallowed hard after hearing what Bruce said, and then looked at Bruce again incomprehensibly.

He asked Bruce incomprehensibly as if he was looking at a fool.

"You are Batman, but you call Catwoman...Mrs. Selina?

Damn, whose wife is Catwoman, isn't she yours... Wow... I think I understand...!!!"

At this point, Tony's eyes became more and more shocked, and his sight shifted from Tony to Downton.

At the same time, Bruce was slightly stunned.

"Mine?"

He frowned and said.

"Mine what, mine... Wow!"

Suddenly, Bruce seemed to have realized something, so he raised his head in disbelief and looked at Downton in astonishment.

When his eyes gradually changed from astonishment to a little embarrassment, Bruce looked at Downton and said.

"Don, I love Rachel so much, you should know that I don't have that kind of idea!

Although your style makes me dazzled, Selina is the only lady you recognize, and I only respect Lady Selina!

I don't know how the comics of the devil draw me. Did you have a conflict with Lady Selina later?

Believe me, I only respect the lady. I am definitely not someone who likes to attack my friend's wife. That is definitely not the real me!"

Speaking of this, Bruce was still a little nervous.

Because he actually knows what kind of person he is.

Imagination and reality are far apart. Many men have imagined many things in their hearts. There is no doubt about it, and there is no need to explain it.

If thinking is a crime, then everyone in the world is doomed to die.

Facing an extremely beautiful woman, no matter what her identity is, it is estimated that every man will have some imagination.

It's just that few people will take the imagination that is used to entertain in their spare time seriously.

As for now...

Looking at Bruce who tried his best to explain, Donton grinned and then patted Bruce on the shoulder.

"Haha, Bruce, I know you're not the type to steal someone else's wife.

But I am, hahahaha, what I like most is to steal someone else's wife!"

"It's you, you damn bastard, you even stole Bruce's wife, you must stay away from Pepper!!!"

Hearing this, Tony finally confirmed his judgment, and then raised his middle finger to Downton.

On the side, Bruce realized that he was wrong.

So, it wasn't that Downton and Selina had an accident in the future, and then he shamelessly took over?

But Selina was originally with him, but Downton took the initiative?

Thinking of this, Bruce asked Tony.

"Wait, Tony, so Lady Selina was originally going to marry me?"

"Marry?"

Hearing this, Tony couldn't help but curl his lips, making his beard jump.

He looked at Bruce with contempt for a virgin, and then answered.

"You are so naive at this time, Bruce, you actually talk about marriage.

But you didn't get married when you and Catwoman were developing at the best. Instead, when you were about to get married, Catwoman was fooled into running away from the marriage, haha~"

After the voice fell, Tony's spirit was revived.

As for Bruce, he paused, swallowed hard, and said.

"Well, it seems that the so-called story cannot be used as a reference for real history. At least before Lady Selina and Don got together, I didn't know Selina.

As for me, Rachel and I have already discussed the issue of marriage. Maybe we will get married in the first half of next year.

Although Gotham is dark now, the darkness is extremely stable, and there are even many hopes that I can't see clearly emerging from the dark corners.

Although I am still dissatisfied with such a Gotham, the stable Gotham has finally made me firm in the idea of ​​getting married."

Speaking of this, Bruce realized it later and quickly turned around and said to Don.

"By the way, Don, are you willing to be my witness? Rachel admires you, and so do I."

"Of course, I won't miss it, man."

Don smiled and patted Bruce's shoulder, then put his arm around Bruce and said to Tony.

"So, Tony Stark, the famous Iron Man, do you have any other questions?"

"No need, I will see it myself, whether it is DC comics or the real Gotham, I will witness it with my own eyes."

"DC?"

Lex on the side pursed his lips and smiled at Tony.

"So when our world is presented in the form of a work, it is called the DC universe?"

"Yeah, what about my world? After seeing you, I am very sure that I am also part of a work. This is really frustrating."

Tony shook his head and asked Lex with a wry smile.

Lex patted his arm in understanding and responded.

"You are called Marvel, the most popular comic book in our area, but you are not the most popular character. The most popular Marvel superhero is Spider-Man, an innocent kid from Queens, New York."

"Haha, the same goes for you, Lex, because the most popular characters in DC are always Superman and Batman.

And you are not only not popular enough, you are not even a superhero, but Superman's nemesis, and a famous super villain.

But I admire your brain, man, your wisdom is better than Batman when applied to technology!

He relies more on the help of editors, while you apply knowledge. In some ways, we are the same kind of people! "

Tony, who had regained his spirit, immediately showed the excellent friendship skills of an excellent playboy.

Instead of being annoying like he used to be.

You know, Tony was also a genius loved by everyone when he was a child. It was not until Howard died that Tony gradually became unrestrained.

In addition, Tony's wisdom is indeed superior, so that he is proud to look down on everyone equally.

And this group of guys in front of him...

Well, although Tony still can't help looking at everyone with the eyes of watching animation, Tony has to admit it.

When these guys in the animation appear in reality, everyone will not be much worse than him, or even higher!

And this is the best evaluation that the proud Tony can give.

This is also one of the core reasons that prompted Tony to gradually let go of his pride, because he cannot guarantee that he can suppress Lex and Bruce in all aspects!

Aside, watching Tony's transformation, Donton curled his lips slightly.

Because this is the fucking reality.

Each of us has the right to look down on every virtual character equally, but when a virtual character appears in front of you, few people dare to really be enemies with it.

Because everyone knows how smooth the lives of those virtual characters are, and they know how dangerous it is to be the enemy of those guys.

Just like Tony now, he couldn't help but glance at Bruce.

He was really worried that Bruce would come up with a dozen professional anti-Tony plans.

And Bruce, while he was examining Tony, he was actually weighing whether Tony would secretly take out a set of anti-Bruce armor...

Everyone is a thousand-year-old fox spirit, and when they know each other, there is no chance to play Liao Zhai at all.

In this weird atmosphere, Clark swallowed his saliva, then carefully glanced at Downton, and then asked.

"Ahem, Tony, do you know who my future wife is? "

As he spoke, he carefully glanced at Downton.

This look hurt Downton so much that he nudged Clark's butt with his knee in frustration.

"Stop it, Clark, you want to ask me if I've played with your future wife, right!"

"Uh, that's not what I mean. I'm just curious. Damn it. I can just buy comics and read them myself!"

Clark blushed a little, that's the blush of his little thoughts being exposed.

While Clark blushed, Tony waved his hand disdainfully and smiled.

"Don't worry, Mr. Superman, or Mr. Clark.

After all, anime works are just works. Even if those things really created our background and personality, they can't stop us from moving forward in our own way.

Also, although I don't know what Marvel comics are like, I can tell you responsibly that DC comics are too messy and there are too many versions!

There are countless personal publications, messy narratives, and overlapping and conflicting storylines everywhere.

In this messed up publication, almost every one of you has fucked up with every woman with a name.

In other words, almost every woman with a name has slept with every one of you!

If you only read comics, you are all fucking promiscuous bitches.

But whether we respect marriage or not, only we know it ourselves.

So, don't think about those damn things, let me treat you to the most delicious Burger King in New York, certified by Iron Man in the Marvel World.

For the sake of my dinner, can you help me, just stop the shameless bastard Tang from thinking about my lover's ass! "

"No problem! "

On the side, Clark, blushing more and more, nodded quickly.

He is really a real novice, and now he is a little bent over by the words like promiscuity in Tony's mouth.

Moreover, every female character with a name has slept with each of them, and Lady Selina...

Fuck!

How could I think of such a shameless thing!

Clark wanted to slap himself, and his eyes looked at Donton more and more evasive.

On the side, noticing such a look, Donton kicked Clark's butt again in annoyance.

"You must have no good intentions, haha.

But that doesn't matter, because every beautiful woman has been played for many rounds in the imagination and dreams of many people.

If you can't even stand this, then I have to castrate all the men in the world and it may not be safe, because there are more cute little people who are good at intention in the fucking other world.

But no matter what, it's enough for us to know who is accompanying us in reality.

Let's go, follow Tony and make a living~"

Speaking of this, Downton took Clark and Tony in his arms and strode away from the 82nd floor where the laboratory was located.

Behind him, Bruce also restored the armor to the appearance of an ordinary suit.

Everyone walked out of the elevator and came to the lobby of Stark Group, which immediately attracted the attention and curiosity of a group of receptionists.

Amid countless curious eyes, everyone got on Tony's stretched Hummer and walked all the way to Brooklyn.

Noticing the direction he and others were heading, Clark asked curiously.

"Brooklyn, wow, a very impressive place.

Tony, I heard from Don that there has been an invasion of Chitauri here, so has Captain America also revived from the ice? "

"Of course, the old gangster has indeed woken up, and he has put on his old and ridiculous battle suit.

By the way, Don, the term "old gangster" is something I learned after I met you, a bastard, and I was cramming Eastern culture.

The guy who taught me said that this term is very vicious, but it should be very suitable for my current context. What do you think, Batman, Superman, and Lex?"

Speaking of this, Tony took out the wine and added a glass to everyone's cup.

At the same time, in the front driver's seat, Happy couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then turned back to join in the conversation.

"Wait, Tony, who did you just say they were?

Batman?

Superman?

And the damn Lex?

Are you cosplaying? "

As soon as Happy finished speaking, everyone looked at each other, and Donton laughed so hard that the wine spilled a little.

"It's you, Happy, the only unqualified driver, bodyguard, and top-level receiver who can keep up with Tony's thinking.

Your words are exactly the same as what Tony said before!"

While Donton was speaking, he grabbed the wine from Tony's hand and filled another glass for himself.

Looking at Donton pouring the wine, Tony frowned and asked.

"Happy is indeed not qualified as a driver and bodyguard, but what is a receiver? Who did he take over?"

"You don't know him, it has nothing to do with you. Don't worry, Happy is still very loyal. He didn't marry your still young wife after your death, and he didn't beat your daughter who was less than ten years old."

Donton answered with a smile, and then swallowed the red wine in one gulp.

After tasting it, Donton shook his head.

"I still prefer sweet wine. Although the red wine here is not astringent at all, it is not sweet enough. "

"Shit, if you like sweet drinks, why don't you go get some rum and coke!

My wine is not for you to drink, bastard!"

Tony gave Donton a middle finger, and then he was stunned.

After a moment of stagnation, he continued to ask Donton with a shocked face.

"Wait, something is wrong, what do you mean just now, you mean I died, and died very early?

When I died, my lover was still very young, and my daughter was less than ten years old, so I have a daughter, right? I must love her very much, right? Am I a better father than my father, Don!"

"Oh?"

Hearing this, Donton was slightly stunned.

"You even have to compare your fatherhood with your own father, instead of asking how you died?"

"Of course, after all, I guess the story of my death definitely doesn't have you, a bastard, running to spank my lover's ass!

So, whether it's you or me, our stories can't be used as references. They have been changed a long time ago, by you, and by you guys who are bastards across the world! "

Speaking of this, Tony raised two middle fingers unhappily, and then turned back to say to Happy, who was curious and looked at him a little bit like a fool.

"By the way, Happy, I haven't introduced them to you yet.

First of all, I'm not crazy, and you didn't hear it wrong, but these guys are really from the DC universe!

They are the famous Batman and Superman, as well as Lex Luthor and... the inexplicable Downton!

You know me, Happy, how could I lie to you... Fuck? ! ! "

Swish!!!

Boom!!!

After a sudden brake, their extended Hummer hit the Chevrolet in front hard.

After everyone staggered with the car, Tony immediately hit Happy's shoulder unhappily.

"You are really not a qualified driver, Happy!"