American comics: I am Superman and my wife is Wanda!

The original order given to them by Nick Fury was to safely return Deadpool to Liu Feng’s New York Police Department.

Which includes agents to pick up and drop off.

But with Deadpool’s performance, how dare the agents stay in the same car with Deadpool.

So he hailed a taxi and threw Deadpool in.

Before driving, the agent was still instructing the driver

“Send him to the NYPD within twenty minutes, and be careful not to let him jump out of the car.”

The Italian taxi driver was immediately frightened by this sentence.

Good guy, isn’t there some wanted criminal in this car? Is it really okay if you don’t tie him up?

See the look in the driver’s eyes. , Deadpool first waved and said hello, then made a mean gesture of love to the uncle, and then complained at a volume that could be heard by several SHIELD agents.

“Those guys are so stupid. If I didn’t want to go to the police station, I would have killed them on the way out.”

After saying that, he tilted his head harmlessly to the SHIELD agents. It was only then that a few people realized.

They forgot to take protective measures when they brought this guy out.

Maybe, Deadpool is a From the beginning, he planned to use his words to cover up his own danger level, so that they would lower their guard against him.

When he realized it later, Deadpool had already sped away in the taxi. He only chatted with the driver along the way. She was cool and didn’t do anything out of the ordinary.

When he got out of the car and was about to enter the New York Police Station, the first thing that caught his eye was a pair of peach buttocks wrapped in black tights.

“Thick, such a beautiful ass.”Deadpool said.

Hearing a familiar voice, the other party slowly turned his head. Deadpool looked up.

He faced an exquisite beauty with red curly hair. Yes, it was Natasha, the black widow in SHIELD.

Seeing Natasha After seeing Sha’s appearance, Deadpool almost flew over with his lower body controlling his consciousness.

“Little beauty~are you attracted to me and come to see me? Let me kiss you~”

Natasha looked disgusted when she saw this mean thing flying towards her.

Black Widow Natasha, who is well versed in fighting skills.

When Deadpool was about to touch her body In an instant, a foot kicked forward from bottom to top, and as expected, it accurately hit the baby in Deadpool’s crotch. Natasha looked at it coldly as the heartbreaking pain spread through his mask.

Deadpool was writhing crazily on the ground like a fish out of water due to pain.

“Sexual harassment perverts should let them castrate your lower body when they bring you out, so that it doesn’t grow out yet, at least it won’t be so disgusting.”

Deadpool covered his lower body and stood up with difficulty.

Although he healed quickly, the injuries he suffered would not recover, and the pain in his balls really couldn’t stop.

Deadpool had no choice but to endure the pain and asked:”Since…it’s not……attracted to me…how are you?……”

Natasha thought it didn’t matter if she told him, so she crossed her arms

“As compensation from SHIELD to Liu Feng, I will work for Liu Feng from now on.”

“compensate?”Hearing this word, the excited Deadpool seemed to feel less pain immediately.

Under the mask, he said with a smile:”So you will be Liu Feng’s RBQ from now on?”

Natasha didn’t know what RBQ was, but based on Deadpool’s mean expression and movements, she understood the meaning and was about to take action when a voice came.

“The guys from SHIELD are pretty neat at what they do.”Liu Feng walked over with his arms folded, with a slight smile on his face.

Black Widow Natasha glanced at Liu Feng, paused for a moment.

After sorting out her words, she bowed and said:”BOSS , you will be my new boss from now on.

Liu Feng waved his hand,”You don’t have to be so serious about calling me boss. I’m not like your black braised egg boss in S.H.I.E.L.D. You can just call me Brother Feng from now on.””

“Okay, Brother Feng.”Natasha immediately changed her mind.

Regarding Natasha’s attitude, Liu Feng nodded with satisfaction.

The deadpool on the side squinted his eyes, looked at Liu Feng suspiciously, then looked at Natasha, and couldn’t help but ask

“Do you really have no sexual master-servant relationship?”

As soon as Deadpool said the words, Liu Feng scared him back with a glare.

When Liu Feng looked at him like this, Deadpool thought Liu Feng was blaming him for leaving the prison without permission, so he hurriedly raised his hands.

“I didn’t run away, SHIELD took me away.”

“I didn’t say it was you who sneaked out.

Liu Feng held his forehead slightly, dumbfounded.

“Of course I knew SHIELD was up to something, otherwise I wouldn’t have gotten you out of there.”

Deadpool patted his little heart.

“It turns out you knew this a long time ago, phew, you made me always afraid that you would ask your super friend to come out and mess with me.”

Liu Feng raised the corners of his mouth.

“As long as you are obedient, stay in prison, and occasionally fulfill our agreement, my super friend will not come out. Natasha listened on the side, and it turned out that Liu Feng had asked Superman to teach Deadpool, a master of talking, a lesson, exactly as she had originally imagined.

When Liu Feng mentioned the prison again, Deadpool’s whole body It deflated like a deflated rubber ball:”I know, I know.……”

Of course, Deadpool, a fun-loving guy, didn’t want to be imprisoned in prison for his freedom, but he had made an agreement with Liu Feng before, so he could only agree to it.

After all, no matter from any angle, Liu Feng is someone you cannot mess with!