American comics Lord of Hell

Tsunade put her hands on her hips and said confidently: "Why doesn't it make sense? Let me ask you, has the money returned to you?"

"The money is indeed back in my hands, so the question is, has the IOU been back in your hands?"

Andrew asked with a smile on his face. Tsunade was immediately discouraged. She put down her hands and said, "Anyway, I don't have an identity on Earth. If I owe money, I owe money. What's wrong?"

"It's okay. You can't participate in any gambling-related behavior until you pay back the money you owe me."

Andrew said calmly: "Working here as a waiter earns one hundred thousand dollars a day. In other words, you only need to work for three hundred days to repay the money you owe me. Even the president of the United States does not have such a high salary. You can see for yourself manage."

After saying that, Andrew rolled up his sleeves and prepared to open in the evening. Because his Chinese restaurant serves authentic Chinese food, the business is not very good - mainly because Andrew doesn't want to cook for too many people, are you kidding me? , he is not short of money?

The tastes of people in each country are different. The Chinese food that is popular in the United States has been modified. For example, the sweetness is completely different.

"It's a pity that I didn't come across the world of Little Master. Otherwise, if we could make that kind of luminous food, everyone would like to eat it, right? Then the food in What Spirit is also good."

Andrew thought to himself. After Tsunade heard what he said, she snorted coldly. If you said you wouldn't let me bet, I won't bet. Who do you think you are? Even the great grandfather, known as the God of Ninja, couldn't stop him.

Tsunade raised her head and looked at the TV and found that there was betting on horse racing today. She was overjoyed and immediately prepared to place bets online. Although she had not been in this world for long, she had learned all the ways to bet and her talent was amazing.

Just when Tsunade was about to place her bet, suddenly, her left hand raised uncontrollably and slapped herself hard, loudly.

Tsunade was shocked and angry. She hurriedly put down the phone and grabbed her left hand, but found that her left hand returned to normal. She was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, picked up the phone again and wanted to place a bet. The next second, her left hand slapped again. come over.

Tsunade hurriedly avoided and put down her phone at the same time. Then, she yelled at Andrew: "You actually put a curse on me?"

"It wasn't me, it was me before. Now I'm just an ordinary person and can't do anything."

Andrew shrugged while boiling water. Tsunade gritted her teeth. In her opinion, Andrew was obviously mocking her. She snorted and turned around to go out. She didn't believe it and couldn't find a way to gamble.

Tsunade went to a nearby store to find someone to help her place her bet, but she slapped herself with her left hand. Although she caught her left hand with her right hand in time, for some reason, her right hand was not as powerful as her left hand.

In the end, Tsunade had to ask the other party to cancel the bet. The other party looked at Tsunade in shock. Where did this madness come from?

When Tsunade saw the other person's gaze, she kicked him away. Then, she kept trying various ways to place bets. About an hour later, she returned to the restaurant feebly, sat down on the chair, and looked like a All hope is lost, and life looks hopeless.

"Try the geoduck sashimi I made. It was very relaxing when I just peeled it off."

Andrew pushed a plate of sashimi on ice to Tsunade. At the same time, there were two plates of mediocre seafood fried rice on the table - the seafood was lobster and king crab, nothing surprising.

Tsunade stared at Andrew and begged: "Can't you be accommodating? At worst, I will give you a little advantage."

After saying that, Tsunade pulled down the clothes on her shoulders, and Andrew said with a look of disgust: "If you really give me an advantage, I really don't mind spending some time to help you break the curse. The problem is, you and I both know, You won't do this.

Also, there is no sincerity in this transaction of yours. Your ninja costume gives you far more benefits than this.

By the way, you haven’t answered the question from last time. What is the psychology that makes you enlarge your breasts after your fiancé’s death? "

"Go away, I'm born with this. It's just that my development is a little slow."

Tsunade cursed and said, "I really have to work for three hundred days before I can start gambling again? Then I might as well die."

"This is one way, and the second way is that you can make money on your own. However, it's 100,000 US dollars a day. Unless you rob a bank, you probably won't find such a high daily wage."

Andrew smiled and said: "The third method is to break through Heavenly Father God. As long as you break through Heavenly Father God, you can break through my limitations."

"The third method is good. As for making money by yourself, it's too troublesome. I don't know if my medical skills can be used in this world?"

Tsunade said that she loses every day in the ninja world and can continue to gamble because of her medical skills. She really has no money when she loses, but she becomes rich again when she helps people treat diseases.

Tsunade thought of something and asked: "By the way, you promised before to help me become Heavenly Father God. You won't forget this promise, right?"

"Of course not. During this period, you will be my waiter and I will teach you."

Andrew looked at Tsunade and said, based on the experience of other seniors who have traveled through the world of "Naruto", although Tsunade behaves carelessly, she is actually a little woman who wants to be loved.

Therefore, he must use his domineering power to calm her down and make her obey his orders, and then use teaching to establish a tall image. After that, he must use some gentle methods to make her gradually fall into him like a prey caught in a spider's web. 's clutches.

"Wow, you have such a disgusting look in your eyes, just like that guy Jiraiya."

Tsunade noticed Andrew's eyes and complained: "That guy keeps looking at me and suddenly starts drooling. He doesn't know what he is thinking in his mind."

"Maybe after getting married, how many children will you have?"

Andrew said, Tsunade rolled her eyes, and she said: "Okay, I will work as a waiter for you, and you will teach me how to break through Heavenly Father God. At the same time, I will pay you one hundred thousand dollars a day, no less."

Andrew smiled and said: "No problem, I'm paying you back anyway, I don't need to give you any money."

Tsunade looked unhappy. What was on her mind, she asked, "By the way, where are Jiraiya and Orochimaru? I remember that you also promised them to help them break through together?"

"Jiraiya is working as a director next door in Hollywood. He has no interest in breaking through things like God. He just wants to promote art. If not, he should be washing dishes in a restaurant now."

Andrew said: "As for Orochimaru, he is currently in the academy. He said that he can break through God the Father."

"It really fits their character."

Tsunade picked up her chopsticks, picked up a pile of sashimi, dipped it in wasabi sauce, and took a delicious bite. Then, she said: "It's delicious, but it's a pity, there's no wine. Hey, there's no business anyway, let's get some wine and drink together, maybe You have a chance."

"No, I'm afraid of being beaten to death by you. I'm just an ordinary person now."

Andrew shook his head and began to taste his seafood fried rice. Tsunade couldn't help but ask: "By the way, as the director of Tianjian, why do you come here to open a Chinese restaurant? The business is still so bad?"

"For experience."

Andrew didn't say much: "Don't call me Director Tianjian anymore. I'm a retired superhero now. You can call me Lao Wang or BOSS."

"casual."

Tsunade shrugged. She turned all her resentment about not being able to gamble into food, and the food on the table was quickly cleared by her.

“It tastes pretty good.”

Tsunade said with satisfaction while picking her teeth with a toothpick, and Andrew complained: "You are actually from the Akimichi family, right? The Senju family is not as good at eating as you are."

"What do you know? Grandpa eats more."

Tsunade didn't take it seriously. What did she think of and asked: "Speaking of which, in addition to promising to help me ascend to Heavenly Father God, you also promised to help me resurrect the rope tree?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely do what I promised. However, Tsunade, there is no free lunch in this world. Helping you to be promoted to Heavenly Father God will make you have higher value, so I can satisfy you in advance. ”

Andrew said calmly: "But to help you resurrect the Rope Tree, I have to wait until you have made enough contributions. When everything is over in the future, I may transform the entire Naruto World and accompany you to play in it."

"The entire Naruto world? That would be great if you could."

Tsunade couldn't help but sigh, and then she sat on the chair, crossed her legs, held a toothpick in her mouth, and read the gambling newspaper leisurely, without any consciousness of the waiter clearing the table.

Andrew glanced at the door. During meal time, there was not a single customer. The business was too bad, right?

"No one came in at all. It shouldn't be a problem with the taste. After all, the customers haven't tasted the food. It's probably the sign outside. The location. There's something wrong with the billboard. If you want to improve it... I'm just changing it. It’s just a setting.”

Andrew shook his head. Like Tsunade, he crossed his legs and watched TV leisurely, looking like he was in a bad mood. Seeing this, Tsunade complained: "Boss, if you slack off like this, the restaurant will close down."

Andrew said with an indifferent expression: "It's okay. I'll sell you out to pick up the customers when the time comes."

Tsunade gestured with her middle finger, and shook her legs in mid-air with Andrew. Originally they were shaking their legs separately, but as time passed, the frequency of the two gradually became consistent.

…

While Andrew and Tsunade opened the restaurant, the United Nations began to take action, such as moving people from rural areas to cities, allowing veterans to return to the army as soon as possible, and so on.

All countries are moving, and the news cannot be concealed. Countless people in the media and on the Internet are speculating why the country is in such a big movement. Could it be that... there is a new disaster?

Well, you didn’t think that I would start a war, right? Are you kidding me? In this broken world, where disasters happen every day, who has time to start a war? It’s not easy to live anymore. Let’s forget about the war and all that.

Besides, there are so many Heavenly Father-level superheroes here. One second you start a war, and the next second your military base is overthrown.